Supereloquent's Reports - Philadelphia

In the Miss America pageant, the heart of the extravaganza is the swimsuit competition. And, what is the swimsuit competition? It is about judging a woman's physical "package." It is basically what the Miss America contest is all about, and how it got started in the first place. It judges physical attraction. If it were PC to do so, they would have them stroll naked, and be showing the judges' scores for face, tits, ass, pussy and legs, as well as the "overall" score they flash for each contestant.

Here we don't have to be PC, and we have access to a great view of the goodies for most of the contestants. So, I decided to open up a number of categories in this important portion of the contest:

Face.

Tits.

Ass.

Pussy.

Overall Body.

I suppose I could have also have had a leg category for you leg men out there. Maybe next year.

The face category proved very interesting to me. After reflecting upon it, I have not only dated MANY girls in 2010, but quite a number of them were very cute / pretty. I don't consider myself to be a man enamored of particular body parts on a woman, but my most likely choices in this regard would be the face and the ass. I find it hard to resist a gal on the K with an appealing face and smile, or a sexy wiggle in her walk when facing away from me. Therefore, I have my decided preferences whether she is coming or going, LOL.

Despite my personal preferences for certain female body parts, I have included most of the spectrum for your consideration. Given my special bias for a good-looking face, there are many (42) candidates in this category, and probably more that I may have neglected. Feel free to nominate your own to remind me.

There is a limitation on the number of pic icon attachments with every post, so I broke the 42 nominees in the face category into two groups of nine and three groups of 8. Here is the first group of nine, with the rest to follow. They are in no special order of choice.

Here is a mosaic collage of pics for the first nine nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Aundrea, Carol, Brittany, Bijou.

Bottom Row: Candace, Alexus, Ashley the Dancer (top small pic) , Blonde Ashley (bottom small pic) , Baby Cakes

Here is the second group of nine nominees for the FACE category. There are 24 more to come.

Here is a mosaic collage of the second group of nine nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Redheaded Jackie, Heather, Cyndi, Jamey.

Bottom Row: Hottie Nicole, Sexy Nicole, Dawn (top small pic) , Elektra (bottom small pic) , Gabrielle

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]Oh me, oh my! I got another email today from my friend in TN who will be visiting in the next week or so and I am just shaking in my boots awaiting HIS arrival!

He is new to me as far as meeting but not so new in so much that we have been communicating for a while now. He has been a SluttyPie fan for awhile and I he due to the fact that he is a very engaging fella with AWESOME taste in music and a wonderful sense of humor.[/QUOTE]

I would hope that you would look forward to my arrival with such excited anticipation if I ever decide to visit the Ville and YOU.

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]He will be visiting me on his way to see a Zappa Plays Zappa showing and wants to stop and spend a couple hours with me. A fellow Zappa fan and I can hardly wait! It isn't very often that I get to be naughty AND get to talk about FZ! That alone makes me want to flick my bean! [/QUOTE]

Flick your bean: I LOVE IT! You have a great way of turning a phrase my naughty SluttyP. We have never discussed music, but I am a Zappa fan as well. I have a relatively eclectic taste in music that includes a wide gamut: the Everly Brothers, the great Buddy Holly, Patsy Cline, the Bee Gees, Abba (I know, pedestrian bubble gum music, but I love their stuff) , the best tunes from the 50s and 60s, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix, Van Halen, Queen, Metallica, the Eagles, U2, the Doors, the Stones, Steely Dan, Cream, the Beatles (of course) and most other classic rock. I even like the Beach Boys. I also love some of that real old romantic dance music as well: "Silhouettes on the Shade," comes immediately to mind. On the other side of the rhythm I like the Grateful Dead as well."Touch of Grey" was their big commercial hit, such as it was. But, my favorite has always been "Ripple."

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]This individual is clever, witty and engaged my mind months ago with his initial email to me asking me if I ever travelled to TN and then kept in contact with me and the time has arisen for us to finally meet. The anticipation has been driving me crazy and with a little over a week left, it's becoming unbearable! [/QUOTE]

Ahhhhhh, SluttyP drooling. I LOVE that pic of you!

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]Not ONLY is he a Zappa fan. A HUGE Zappa fan, he is also moderatly kinky with an outlook of some extra kink during his visit with me due to a suggestion I made hehehehe I will report after our visit! [/QUOTE]

I can't wait to read your report. Tell me privately please what your naughty suggestion was. I am MUCH more than "moderately" kinky, so I can't imagine what our encounter might be like. Well, yes I can, it would be AWESOME!

[QUOTE= Sluttypie]This is just a report of my anticipation of a visit with a delightfully, sexy man who I can not wait to meet in person and give him as FZ says some :

DIRTY LOVE.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

Like you might surrender.

To some dragon in your dreams.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

Like a pink donation.

To the dragon in your dreams.

I don't need your sweet devotion.

I don't want your cheap emotion.

Just whip me up some dragon lotion.

For your dirty love.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

Like some tacky little pamphlet.

In your daddys bottom drawer.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

I don't believe you have ever seen.

That book before.

I don't need no consolation.

I don't want your reservation.

I only got one destination.

An that's your dirty love.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

Just like your mama.

Make her fuzzy poodle do.

Give me.

Your dirty love.

The way your mama.

Make that nasty poodle chew.

Ill ignore your cheap aroma.

And your little-bo-peep diploma.

Ill just put you in a coma.

With some dirty love.

[/QUOTE]

Got to LOVE the lyrics!

Here are 8 more nominees in the FACE category. There are 16 more to follow. This is a crowded category. What can I say? It is hard for me to pass up a pretty face.

Here is a mosaic collage of the last group of 8 nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Kitty, Justine, Jen, Kinky Jessica.

Bottom Row: Kay, Kelly, Kali, Jamie Lynn

Here are another 8 nominees for the FACE category. Only 8 more to go. WHEW!

Here is a mosaic collage of the last 8 nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Olivia, Leigh, Mandy, Melissa.

Bottom Row: Spinner Megan, Precious, Megan, Mindy

Prettiest face she got it hands down. Anyone have any contact info on this girl? PM me, email me, call me what ever you have to do!

As I look as all these Competitions the thing that emerges is this; you hace scored some great Ass this year, SuperE.

Unlike the countless Commenters, Wannabes and Rock Throwers, you are actually "living your life" instead of watching from the sidelines.

Street

[QUOTE=Supereloquent;1098376]Here are another 8 nominees for the FACE category. Only 8 more to go. WHEW![/QUOTE]I like Melissa very sexy looking, brown hair and Hazel eyes. I don't remember seeing a report in her.

Good job amigo.

Here are the FINAL 8 nominees in the FACE category.

Here is a mosaic collage for the FINAL 8 nominees in the FACE category.

Top Row: Rachel, Sissy Spacek Nicole, Tanika, Spinner Jessica.

Bottom Row: Sara, Sparkles, Staci, Tanya

It is more than half way through the nomination phase of the contest and there have been many categories and many nominees. So, I wanted to provide links for you in one place to where you can find collages which label all of the candidates. I will do this again when I have announced nominees for all of the categories, but this will allow you to keep everything straight so far without having to page through all the previous posts for the contest.

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1096898&viewfull=1#post1096898][b]Low Baller[/b] of the Year: 4 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097067&viewfull=1#post1097067][b]Spinner[/b] of the Year: first 10 nominees[/url]

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[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097316&viewfull=1#post1097316[/url][b]Miss Congeniality[/b] : first 10 nominees(scroll to the bottom of this page; for some reason I couldn't get this particular link to work right)[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097342&viewfull=1#post1097342][b]Miss Congeniality[/b]: next 10 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097435&viewfull=1#post1097435][b]Chubby SW[/b] of the Year: first 6 nominees[/url]

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[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097688&viewfull=1#post1097688][b]MILF[/b] of the Year: 7 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097904&viewfull=1#post1097904][b]Kinky[/b] SW of the Year: first 9 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1097916&viewfull=1#post1097916][b]Kinky[/b] SW of the Year: next 8 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098010&viewfull=1#post1098010]SW "[b]Evening Gown[/b]" Competition: first 6 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098015&viewfull=1#post1098015]SW "[b]Evening Gown[/b]" Competition: next 5 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098223&viewfull=1#post1098223]SW "Swimsuit Competition" :[b] FACE Category[/b]; first 9 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098235&viewfull=1#post1098235]SW "Swimsuit Competition" : [b]FACE Category[/b]; next 9 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098296&viewfull=1#post1098296]SW "Swimsuit Competition" :[b] FACE Category[/b]; next 8 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098381&viewfull=1#post1098381]SW "Swimsuit Competition" : [b]FACE Category[/b]; next 8 nominees[/url]

[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?5976-Supereloquent-s-Reports-Philadelphia&p=1098465&viewfull=1#post1098465]SW "Swimsuit Competition" :[b] FACE Category[/b]; next 8 nominees[/url]