EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=Alfonso82;5156101]I've been seeing too many European ads on rubratings and had a few experiences. Anyone else take the plunge? I keep going back to the Asian apartments for full service but that's also a hit or miss.

This agency seems to change up the girls regularly. Anyone experience? I'm still debating on service offered.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/190719[/URL]

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/148311[/URL]

I've seen her and I'm hoping to go back for more. I would highly recommend.

[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/151428[/URL][/QUOTE]I believe the last one (151428) is Cristina as well. I saw her in Buffalo Grove about a year ago. See my post #273 IL Other Areas: Buffalo Grove / Wheeling / AH.

Same thing for me. Used them twice, nice looking girls, they give you price and upsell when you want any clothing removed. The first time she wouldn't finish with hand unless I got the hour. For 200 you can get more.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5157470]If that agency is the one I'm thinking of, then I've used them twice. The girls do not match the pics as the pics are generic but they were both attractive. The problem is they don't get naked and still want close to 200 for a lackluster massage and HJ. No thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5122008]Anyone been to any of the places on Shermer. Been away from there for awhile and since I've been going back I've been getting legit massages. Great ones but I like the teasing and endings I've been used to in NB.[/QUOTE]Been there the last couple of months. There are 2 in the basement. One older gives L1 the other has an attitude. You will know which is which quickly.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5155661]I don't think the Chicago EMP scene is going to rebound. [URL]rubratings.com[/URL] is full of younger euro independents offering massages for 180/ hhr and 220 or 240/ hr. They don't give therapeutic quality massages either. It's just a pretense. This means they are not as tired and they make double and triple what they make at the parlors. So long as guys are paying 180 and 240 for hand jobs, the EMP scene is all but finished. Now, you might continue to get women in their late 40's and 50's who can't find work any other way but you're not going to get the young hotties to give massages for essentially 35/ hr plus tips.[/QUOTE]You raise some good points. Euro immigration to America really peaked right after the fall of the Iron Curtain in the 1990's. Locating a Russian caviar quality EMP was easy in the early 2000's. The ladies who stuck around until 2021 are now suburban soccer mom's who simply enjoy the cash on the side. The Ukrainian Queen in then Loop comes to mind, although even she's gone legit now.

My take on the future of our EMP scene? Girls who are 8/10 agency material and settle down in Chicago, will eventually need something to ground them as looks fade. My guess is that most will become nail techs or skincare professionals. If we are lucky, a few who are royalty now will move into a north burbs massage office under the nose of a likely wealthy and average looking husband. They will also remain selective with their client base. None of these women want LE distracting them from picking the kids up from school in Wheeling or Northbrook after the appointment.

This is why I value the EMP experience over any AMP. The Euro's seem like they are part of our general community. I'd rather get service from a 30-something who shops at the same Sunset Foods, than a sex-trafficked face I'll never see again in 6 weeks.

Anyone been to CTM on Montrose lately? Haven't been there in years.

[QUOTE=ChgoGuySouth;5169039]Anyone been to CTM on Montrose lately? Haven't been there in years.[/QUOTE]Yes been there. Ivana works there mostly. She is on heavier side but not fat has actually good massage skills. More can be provided upon building the rapport. I would say she is in her mid 40's overall nice. Most I got was enhanced L1.

On the advice from TheWimp I visited Irina recently. I did a 90 minute session for 120. She is an attractive blond in her 40's. Massage was actually pretty decent. She found a couple of issue spots and worked on those without me telling her where to focus. She wasn't into roaming during the massage and told me to just relax and enjoy it. I had some enjoyment on the flip and left feeling relaxed and satisfied. There was no talk of tipping but I left 80. I will definitely be returning.

Hello Sir.

Would you kindly provide more info about Irina and how to get in contact. New to euro scene, please suggest some options. Again greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5139381]PM me if you would like info. I have written about her in previous posts. She is average looking but for the money provides a perfect experience. She is a very nice person so will only provide info via PM.[/QUOTE]

Has there been any updates or recent visits to CT's in Northbrook? Who is there these days and any recommendations?

[QUOTE=Scott5256;5191181]Has there been any updates or recent visits to CT's in Northbrook? Who is there these days and any recommendations?[/QUOTE]Euro service at the clinics was hit and miss even before COVID. The best thing to do is review the posts in the past few months and take the chance on one. Report back when you do.

Any Euro Spot With FullService?

[QUOTE=YuhColoy;5206548]Any Euro Spot With FullService?[/QUOTE]Why not try out some spots, and report back, rather than asking that question in every section?

Anyone try Monica at marias Yankee stadium skokie?

In my experience you can often get full service from euros at massage places if you're a regular, but they want a ton of money for it. Generally not worth it.

[QUOTE=ItsHowdyDoody;5212753]Why not try out some spots, and report back, rather than asking that question in every section?

Anyone try Monica at marias Yankee stadium skokie?[/QUOTE]I scheduled with Monica twice. PM me for details.

What you describe is exactly how most German FKK clubs are setup like. One thing you didn't mention. An ultra hot girl in her 20's will charge you $120/ hh for what you described below. Germany is the place to go!

[QUOTE=Datsurman;5154784]It's a thousand times easier to have a quality experience in Europe.

When someone mentions "brothels" in the US an image comes to mind of an apartment with 2 or 3 average looking ****** sitting around. Put that image out of your mind. Some of the brothels in Europe are built like castles or huge high end night clubs. There are heated swimming pools, hot tubs, full bars, video rooms, saunas. There are 25 - 50 extremely hot young naked women walking around with fuck-me shoes and maybe an ankle bracelet.

Here is how hard it is to have a mind-blowing experience. Sit at bar. Get drink. Check out naked girls for as long as you want until you see 1 or 2 or 3 that are the girls of your dreams. Then ask them if they will do what you want. BBBJ, CIM, anal, cowgirl, doggy, whatever. Most of the times the girls will smile and give you an enthusiastic "Yes! Sure!" Then they will take you to a room with a huge bed, mirrors everywhere so you can see what these girls are doing from every angle. Then they will do everything you want them to do. Since the women work at the club and aren't independent, customer service is really a thing. They want you to leave with a smile on your face. Once you're done, you can relax in a sauna, get a drink, watch some television, chat with some friends until you see your next dream naked dream girl. Repeat.

It is either legal or decriminalized in free countries.[/QUOTE]