Massage Parlor Reports

Toftt yesterday. Been seeing ad on CL for a place on 5538 milwaukee so I decided to try. 5 for an hour and. 3 for half seemed like a good deal.

Got Agata and I was pleased. Nice face and body. Pretty good massage but was under a heavy sheet the whole time. As the end got closer I decided to try so I said "you look familiar, where have you worked before, Lisiunias? ". She said some other place in desplaines and also Tatianas on by montrose but she didn't work there for long because they are not real place in her words. If you want a real massage. So she got what I was implying and she said politely she does'nt do in a sexy Polish accent. Damn!

[QUOTE=And Again]Tried to go to Mercy today. Called ahead a few times but nobody answered. So, I get there, sign in and go up to 21. I get to the door look in the lobby. There are a few asian girls sitting in the chairs, and a few men beyond them. As I'm about to open the door, A white guy with a bushy mustache steps up from the side. He asks me if I'm here for an appointment, so I tell him I was coming to check out the place and perhaps make one.

He says, "This place will be closed for a long time"

Wow, I'm glad I didn't get there like 30 minutes earlier!

Careful out there.[/QUOTE]What? Sounds like BS. I go to Mercy's all the time. Lucy, Maggie, Wendy, etc. You never have to sign in downstairs (it's rare when you do). Plus, when I go there it is usually empty.

1 post. I don't know if I can trust you.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]What? Sounds like BS. I go to Mercy's all the time. Lucy, Maggie, Wendy, etc. You never have to sign in downstairs (it's rare when you do). Plus, when I go there it is usually empty.

1 post. I don't know if I can trust you.[/QUOTE]I've had to sign in as well.

I've always signed in, just walk up to the desk and scrawl something on the sheet. I agree that they are very safe ther, and that's a smart policy. No talk of money/tips at all, so little reason to be concerned about our doughnut-loving friends.

Stopped by a new place on the 2800 block of Belmont that I saw advertised for the first time yesterday on CL. Meet Lisa a slightly overweight Latina who learned massage techniques applying suntan lotion. Asked the moon for options but eventually accepted a normal tip. With so many talented ladies out there I see no reason to encourage the greedy to stay in the business.

Gents arrving in town today for a week on business. Will be staying at the Hilton on Michigan. I have ben reading for a couple weeks but dang you have a big city. I could use some recommendations of places to visist that offer f/s. I will gladyly retunr the favor on info if you ever find yourself headed to Philly tri state area.

[QUOTE=Bearfan]Stopped by a new place on the 2800 block of Belmont that I saw advertised for the first time yesterday on CL. Meet Lisa a slightly overweight Latina who learned massage techniques applying suntan lotion. Asked the moon for options but eventually accepted a normal tip. With so many talented ladies out there I see no reason to encourage the greedy to stay in the business.[/QUOTE]

Sounds like the old Luna Spa location with te same type of talent and price gouging

Felt like acting like a duck over the weekend so I splashed over to Elegant. Took an hour and drew a late 30 slim woman. Didn't even get her name, sorry. Good massage on the back arms and legs. On the flip she put a towel over me. Uh oh! WTF! Nice head massage and chest and arms. Then she stood at the head of the table and snatched the towel off. Soft touch on the chest then moved a bit further. HE motion given and 5 fingers held up. Dammit here come the negotiations! I held up 4 she tried to "force" my thumb out. A counter offer made by her and 1 finger held up. I suggest an oral exam and 6 fingers. She counters with 8 fingers. I decline all services and magically oral boards are available for 7 fingers! This is acceptable to all. Then I was expected to supply a cover. Oops. She runs out for one. Of course after the hard fought negotiations someone has dropped out of the race. He's awakened and covered and of we go. Oral exams earned her a B- and since she got tired or lazy FS was offered at no additional cost. I turned it down, I figured you stopped all progress with extra discussion, you suck it up!(no pun intended) Finished up, cleaned up and then an attempt to get one more hamilton! I just laughed and said next time. But the last laugh was her's. I left out 45 mins after I entered AND I found a nice paper towel wad in the back pocket of my pants! No matter it was fun I guess. Sorry for TMI but the whole story was necessary to appreciate it.

Signing in at Mercy. It depends on the doorman. Sometimes they are not even around when I walk in or they are shooting the breeze with the boxman. Besides, that is not the point. Can anyone confirm that memeber's post regarding Mercy being shut down?

I've signed in everytime too. They're still advertising on CL.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Signing in at Mercy. It depends on the doorman. Sometimes they are not even around when I walk in or they are shooting the breeze with the boxman. Besides, that is not the point. Can anyone confirm that memeber's post regarding Mercy being shut down?[/QUOTE]

It looks like its an Asian place now. Anyone hear anything?

I often review this site looking for good and new talent. Hopefully a good trade of a trade. Went to that place on Milwaukke/Irving Park, so called Elle. Real pretty young asian girl at the desk and one kinda nice looking Latina with nice boobs and of course I ended up with the lesser of the three, which was the other Latina who told me she would be doing my massage. Of course I wanted the Latina with the boobs, didn't get a name, however like usual I was told she was not available. And the asian girl told me she just works at the desk. So not to put up to much of a stink, I really was just looking for a little action, so I went along for the ride. However I had already made up in my mind, I'm not going to charlie up to much for this. So she shows me to my room, tells me to get undressed, lay face down, covered, you know the normal routine for a newbie. After about 5 mins she returns which I can tell she had been smoking cause she reak of cigarettes. About 15 mins into the massage the normal series of personal questions started, which could have been saved, and just got right down to it because the massage the lame and inexperienced, which is always a dead give away. So after the investigation I fire back with questions of my own and was told she was a single parent, going to school, and working to support herself without any help. Oh how the violins were playing, this was a well rehearsed script. To stop the tears I dropped my hand down to her leg and stroke up and down, she pretended to pay no attention and we began to talk about her tattoos. And so I asked to see them and she told me that nothing was for free. I inquired as to how much to see and told me it depends on the area that I wanted to see. During this time she asked me did I want to turn. Right away I did pushing the towel off. She picks up the towel and partial covers the boys. By this time I am rubbing on what could be found of an ass. So I ask her what would be the quote with or without? She in return tells me that she did not have one and that it would be. 100 without, . 6 with even though it is a turn on of the thought of BBBJ however that is a big NO to me. So a grip and slide for. 4 was agreed on. I asked about could I see the other Latina girl if I come tommorrow. At first she told me not to say anything however when I offer her a little something for the introduce she told me she would see what she could do. She gave me a card with the name NINA and a cup of water and told me to drink plenty of fluids. So I will return next week for the follow up.

2 questions come to mind. Is Vikki the hot Polish girl? And did she play with anything else?

[QUOTE=Chaspcap]Went last week.

Had Vikki. Nice around late 20's.

She has a grreat body and let me roam all over.

At things I really liked was the table shower. First time for me, whoever inveted it should be given a nable prize. Nothing beats being pampered like that.

Second, she went right to a place I love that never gets taken care of. My backside, she was playing with it non stop. Them long agile fingers drove me nuts. From now on I will only hit places with table showers.

Does anyone know if Relax has one at the new place? I live right down the street and if they do I will be there every week.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whisper2000]It looks like its an Asian place now. Anyone hear anything?[/QUOTE]Yes it's an Asian place now. Advertises on CL under erotic. Talked to an
Asian guy on the phone, told him the old place sucked, he said 'new management, much better now'. Stopped by, had a great table shower and massage by a young, very attractive Asian girl, $60. Asked about extras and was turned down flat. Spoke to the Asian girl and the girl at the front, asked why do you advertise in the erotic section and then don't deliver. They claimed ignorance, 'we don't do the advertising'. Same bullshit asshole posting to lure people in.

It was early, so only Judy was available. She said she had worked there for about three weeks. She's quite pretty, thin, A cups, but - to put this politely - she does not have the innocent, girly look that some other Asian therapists have.

TS was clinical, with no accidental touching.

During the massage, I tried to break the ice and complimented her on her looks and her skilled hands. She smiled, but her attitude remained detached during the entire massage.

I wanted a HE only. She insisted on payment before continuing. That was major turnoff for me, and my little one fell asleep while I was searching for the wallet. She at least allowed my curious hands to explore. Not out of enthusiasm, I'm sure, but simply to speed up the process.

On my way out, I spotted another talent sitting in the entrance area. Didn't get the name of that beauty, so I guess I'll have to go back and find out.