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If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3576828]If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?[/QUOTE]You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3577001]You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.[/QUOTE]My hope of course, is that any talk of a smooth shave may leave room to discuss a smooth finish. I can't imagine there aren't a few who (eventually) toss that in for a generous tip.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3576828]If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?[/QUOTE]I get it done. First few times it sucks. But after that you can go awhile with it not growing back.

Okay so I had to go to a wedding yesterday. Yeah I know Friday wedding a bit weird but they could only get this location on a Friday otherwise they would have had to wait like 18 months. So anyways, I always get asked to weddings and never have a date. I never really talk about my personal life with family. So they never really know if I'm dating someone or not. I don't post on Social Media ever.

So I decided to fly in an escort that I see every time I go on a work trip. Someone that is clean, not a perfect 10 but a very hard 8 with a beautiful face. Younger than me but not super young.

I paid for her to just stay with me Thursday and Friday night and then she could do anything she wanted tonight. She actually is getting ready and wants me to take our out instead of seeing any other clients which is pretty cool.

Anyways, so I go to this wedding with her. Of course everyone was gawking over her with me. I'm an in shape decent looking guy so people really wouldn't be like wow what is this girl doing wit this guy type of thing.

Had an absolute amazing time. While we were at the reception, drinking and having fun dancing (really felt like she was my girlfriend) kind of makes me want to go back to dating instead of just paying women to leave.

While we were dancing I asked her if she had recognized anyone in the room or if she had seen anyone before. Figured It would be a long shot since she's from clear across the country. She said yes. I was like do I even want to know? She tells me who it was. It was my FREAKING UNCLE. My uncle who is a Pastor. I couldn't stop laughing. She said he probably doesn't recognize her because she had dark hair was a little heavier when he saw her but she remembers him from a long time ago only because he was super creepy. Side note: he must have seen her at a vacation home that my family owns together.

Alright she's ready. So time to go out.

Has anyone else brought an escort as a wedding date?

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3577220]I get it done. First few times it sucks. But after that you can go awhile with it not growing back.[/QUOTE]Are you ever able to turn the wax tech over to the dark side?

I brought a tinder weekend hookup to a cousin's weekend. Similar to you, my family has no idea what's going on most of the time with me and neither are they that interested. It was fun but I wasn't paying her. We did have a lot of semi public sex at the wedding which was fun.

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3577235]Okay so I had to go to a wedding yesterday. Yeah I know Friday wedding a bit weird but they could only get this location on a Friday otherwise they would have had to wait like 18 months. So anyways, I always get asked to weddings and never have a date. I never really talk about my personal life with family. So they never really know if I'm dating someone or not. I don't post on Social Media ever.

So I decided to fly in an escort that I see every time I go on a work trip. Someone that is clean, not a perfect 10 but a very hard 8 with a beautiful face. Younger than me but not super young.

I paid for her to just stay with me Thursday and Friday night and then she could do anything she wanted tonight. She actually is getting ready and wants me to take our out instead of seeing any other clients which is pretty cool.

Anyways, so I go to this wedding with her. Of course everyone was gawking over her with me. I'm an in shape decent looking guy so people really wouldn't be like wow what is this girl doing wit this guy type of thing.

Had an absolute amazing time. While we were at the reception, drinking and having fun dancing (really felt like she was my girlfriend) kind of makes me want to go back to dating instead of just paying women to leave.

While we were dancing I asked her if she had recognized anyone in the room or if she had seen anyone before. Figured It would be a long shot since she's from clear across the country. She said yes. I was like do I even want to know? She tells me who it was. It was my FREAKING UNCLE. My uncle who is a Pastor. I couldn't stop laughing. She said he probably doesn't recognize her because she had dark hair was a little heavier when he saw her but she remembers him from a long time ago only because he was super creepy. Side note: he must have seen her at a vacation home that my family owns together.

Alright she's ready. So time to go out.

Has anyone else brought an escort as a wedding date?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ancster;3577323]I brought a tinder weekend hookup to a cousin's weekend. Similar to you, my family has no idea what's going on most of the time with me and neither are they that interested. It was fun but I wasn't paying her. We did have a lot of semi public sex at the wedding which was fun.[/QUOTE]I thought the ideal was to go stag and pickup the pussy there? Have I been doing things wrong all these years?

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3577235]Okay so I had to go to a wedding yesterday. Yeah I know Friday wedding a bit weird but they could only get this location on a Friday otherwise they would have had to wait like 18 months. So anyways, I always get asked to weddings and never have a date. I never really talk about my personal life with family. So they never really know if I'm dating someone or not. I don't post on Social Media ever.

So I decided to fly in an escort that I see every time I go on a work trip. Someone that is clean, not a perfect 10 but a very hard 8 with a beautiful face. Younger than me but not super young.

I paid for her to just stay with me Thursday and Friday night and then she could do anything she wanted tonight. She actually is getting ready and wants me to take our out instead of seeing any other clients which is pretty cool.

Anyways, so I go to this wedding with her. Of course everyone was gawking over her with me. I'm an in shape decent looking guy so people really wouldn't be like wow what is this girl doing wit this guy type of thing.

Had an absolute amazing time. While we were at the reception, drinking and having fun dancing (really felt like she was my girlfriend) kind of makes me want to go back to dating instead of just paying women to leave.

While we were dancing I asked her if she had recognized anyone in the room or if she had seen anyone before. Figured It would be a long shot since she's from clear across the country. She said yes. I was like do I even want to know? She tells me who it was. It was my FREAKING UNCLE. My uncle who is a Pastor. I couldn't stop laughing. She said he probably doesn't recognize her because she had dark hair was a little heavier when he saw her but she remembers him from a long time ago only because he was super creepy. Side note: he must have seen her at a vacation home that my family owns together.

Alright she's ready. So time to go out.

Has anyone else brought an escort as a wedding date?[/QUOTE]I did it once with an utr girl I knew. She was actually happy to go with me and the wedding was a co-worker of mine so nobody thought anything at all about her being with me. $$$ for fun time before and after the wedding party.

[QUOTE=JimmyChitWood;3577235]Okay so I had to go to a wedding yesterday. Yeah I know Friday wedding a bit weird but they could only get this location on a Friday otherwise they would have had to wait like 18 months. So anyways, I always get asked to weddings and never have a date. I never really talk about my personal life with family. So they never really know if I'm dating someone or not. I don't post on Social Media ever.

So I decided to fly in an escort that I see every time I go on a work trip. Someone that is clean, not a perfect 10 but a very hard 8 with a beautiful face. Younger than me but not super young.

I paid for her to just stay with me Thursday and Friday night and then she could do anything she wanted tonight. She actually is getting ready and wants me to take our out instead of seeing any other clients which is pretty cool.

Anyways, so I go to this wedding with her. Of course everyone was gawking over her with me. I'm an in shape decent looking guy so people really wouldn't be like wow what is this girl doing wit this guy type of thing.

Had an absolute amazing time. While we were at the reception, drinking and having fun dancing (really felt like she was my girlfriend) kind of makes me want to go back to dating instead of just paying women to leave.

While we were dancing I asked her if she had recognized anyone in the room or if she had seen anyone before. Figured It would be a long shot since she's from clear across the country. She said yes. I was like do I even want to know? She tells me who it was. It was my FREAKING UNCLE. My uncle who is a Pastor. I couldn't stop laughing. She said he probably doesn't recognize her because she had dark hair was a little heavier when he saw her but she remembers him from a long time ago only because he was super creepy. Side note: he must have seen her at a vacation home that my family owns together.

Alright she's ready. So time to go out.

Has anyone else brought an escort as a wedding date?[/QUOTE]I have been the date and taken a date. Always a good time. All the pressure is off. I've never taken a knockout. Usually trailer trash and vice versa.

I have a day set up with a girl, she sent me two nude photo's Could this still be a cop? Also, I hear guys do a" LEO " check when they meet a girl, ANY pointers on how this is done would be great! THANKS ALOT!!

[QUOTE=MudDraggIn;3577504]I have a day set up with a girl, she sent me two nude photo's Could this still be a cop? Also, I hear guys do a" LEO " check when they meet a girl, ANY pointers on how this is done would be great! THANKS ALOT!![/QUOTE]Don't meet. Most likely the pics are not real. Stick with verified trusted providers. If it looks too good to be true it is.

[QUOTE=MudDraggIn;3577504]I have a day set up with a girl, she sent me two nude photo's Could this still be a cop? Also, I hear guys do a" LEO " check when they meet a girl, ANY pointers on how this is done would be great! THANKS ALOT!![/QUOTE]LEO is granted a LOT of leeway. That's how they catch online predators. If she's sending nudes it may decrease the chances she's LEO, but it's no guarentee. And as Lefty points out there's a good chance they are fakes anyway.

Never discuss specific activities via phone or text. You can offer anyone anywhere money for lots of things, companionship, massage, modeling, etc, but as soon as it's for sexual contact or activity it's illegal.

Read the 22 rules on the main page.

Read them again.

If you do decide to meet ask her to prove she isn't LEO. An experienced provider will expose her breasts or vagina for you to touch. Some will reach over and grab your tool. If not unzip and ask them to grab it.

If you're in your car don't talk through the window. They climb in, you drive, and get several blocks away before a LEO check.

Read the 22 Rules again.

HS.

[QUOTE=MudDraggIn;3577504]I have a day set up with a girl, she sent me two nude photo's Could this still be a cop? Also, I hear guys do a" LEO " check when they meet a girl, ANY pointers on how this is done would be great! THANKS ALOT!![/QUOTE]Did you find her? If it was an ad posted you can post the link and someone may have more information. Is posting the pictures ok? They can help quite a bit to know if they are common fakes or a known provider.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3577315]Are you ever able to turn the wax tech over to the dark side?[/QUOTE]No. Key is find yourself one that does a good job but is ugly as shit. Then you are all good.

[QUOTE=Ancster;3577323]I brought a tinder weekend hookup to a cousin's weekend. Similar to you, my family has no idea what's going on most of the time with me and neither are they that interested. It was fun but I wasn't paying her. We did have a lot of semi public sex at the wedding which was fun.[/QUOTE]Love it. Nice work! I'd be too afraid of that. Imagine the family catch me with my pants down banging some chick at a wedding. That would spread like wildfire.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3577750]Don't meet. Most likely the pics are not real. Stick with verified trusted providers. If it looks too good to be true it is.[/QUOTE]Lefty is spot on.

According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3581673]According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.[/QUOTE]Its been a hard year. Just a few months ago the Port Mom passed. There a few others too but I forgot their names. C. A. Has always been on my bucket list. Almost called last week. Don't want to see anyone suffer. Her FB pic are beautiful. She is really hot for a woman north of 50 and those legs go on for miles.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3581673]According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.[/QUOTE]Was on my bucket list also. I wish her a full strong quick recovery.

[QUOTE=BigTruck59;3577350]I thought the ideal was to go stag and pickup the pussy there? Have I been doing things wrong all these years?[/QUOTE]When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.

[QUOTE=Ancster;3582206]When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.[/QUOTE]Never got lucky at a wedding. Really not been to to many. Funerals have worked out quite nicely. Women dress just as nice and are in a more vulnerable state IMO. I went to one a while back and saw this one girl all grown up. I knew she was dead broke and in legal trouble. Do the math. Won't say what I did to trick her into getting together, but we got down to business very fast. Hooked up with a cousin at a funeral. Had not seen each other in many years. She invited me to come visit. Prior to the visit the conversations online were getting sensual. Upon arrival it did not take long. I stayed a week. She was a little chubby, not all that good looking. It was just the novelty and we both got really into it. And still do from time to time.

[QUOTE=Ancster;3582206]When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.[/QUOTE]I'm no George Clooney, but I start with the hottest girl there and work my way down. I'm a good dancer so in my world that's a big plus. Country that is.

[QUOTE=Ancster;3582206]When I was in college, a friend of mine got married and I managed to get with one of the bridesmaids. Really pretty redhead. Alas she lived in Toronto so it was not to be. I've gone to weddings without dates before but never been lucky. Too afraid in family weddings. Tinder hookups are easy. She was educated and classy, got a great, free weekend in Door County with excellent food and conversation plus the sex. I had a lot of sex and I did my filial duty in attending this wedding.

I had hookedup with once before in MKE and this wedding just cameup so I texted her on a hunch and said aquiesed. There was an understanding that this was just fun.[/QUOTE]I finally had a bridesmaid hook up at a buddy's wedding recently. I was dancing all night and she pursued me; I didn't have to do ANYTHING. Gave no indication before the dancing started that she was even remotely interested. Only downside was she pissed in my suitcase in the middle of the night! Woke up to her doing it! I couldn't beleive it and punishment fucked her afterwards. When I brought it up in the morning she had no recollection of doing it but apparently it's a thing she does when she gets kinda drunk since her response was "Oh no! Not again!" Her story was sometimes when she gets drunk she'll sleepwalk and piss on people's clothes, but hadn't done it in some time. Even told a story about pissing on her brother's army uniform was he was in town on leave for their grandmother's funeral! Worst part was I was leaving right from the wedding to go on vacation for a week, so I had a week's worth of clothes in there. I'm just glad I had taken my laptop the suitcase!

[QUOTE=BigTruck59;3582380]I'm no George Clooney, but I start with the hottest girl there and work my way down. I'm a good dancer so in my world that's a big plus. Country that is.[/QUOTE]I'm no Clooney either but I start with the ugliest girl and work up. When the good looking ones see the ugly one get attention then they just have to be competitive and show her up. Just like I know really pretty women who post their pic all the time on facebook. Never of them alone, but with an ugly girl so it makes them look better.

Wow, that's sad. I saw her a little while ago. Was a very nice woman. Sorry to hear this. Hope she recovers.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3581673]According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3582777]I'm no Clooney either but I start with the ugliest girl and work up. When the good looking ones see the ugly one get attention then they just have to be competitive and show her up. Just like I know really pretty women who post their pic all the time on facebook. Never of them alone, but with an ugly girl so it makes them look better.[/QUOTE]And that's why your the fucking man Lefty words of wisdom!

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3577001]You'd be way better off trying Magic brand Razorless Shave Cream. You can find it certain Target stores. It takes about 10 minutes to work after you apply it, removes all hair and is totally painless. It's also less than $5. 00 a tube.[/QUOTE]I've been using with some success but worried about using on the scrot. Any problems with that?

[QUOTE=BenSpend;3583957]I've been using with some success but worried about using on the scrot. Any problems with that?[/QUOTE]Someone actually asked this on Amazon. The response was hilarious, so had to share:

Can I use this on my balls?

Answer:

Yes. Yes you can. But take my advice: Do this at least 1 and preferably 2 days before any planned "activities". Expect it to burn if your sack comes into contact with anything more than warm water. And if you think something like Aloe is going to soothe the burn, then prepare to experience what it's like for Satan himself to fry your nuts on a hot cast iron skillet. Seriously.

[QUOTE=MilwaukeeTJ;3581673]According to her real life FB page being updated by her S / O, she suffered a heart attack last week and has been in a coma ever since. I guess he got her going again with CPR when he found her, but she is still in ICU, with life support and prognosis is still very guarded. Sad news indeed.[/QUOTE]Her porn site said after battling with illness the last year, she was retiring from the business and the website was closing.

[QUOTE=AngryBob;3584198]Someone actually asked this on Amazon. The response was hilarious, so had to share:

Can I use this on my balls?

Answer:

Yes. Yes you can. But take my advice: Do this at least 1 and preferably 2 days before any planned "activities". Expect it to burn if your sack comes into contact with anything more than warm water. And if you think something like Aloe is going to soothe the burn, then prepare to experience what it's like for Satan himself to fry your nuts on a hot cast iron skillet. Seriously.[/QUOTE]This is ridiculous. I apply it every couple of weeks, including many times the morning of an encounter. I've never had any "burning" sensation of any kind. I use a washcloth and hot water to remove it.

[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3576828]If any of you remember 'Little Red' in Hales Corners, you'd know she got her start doing man-scaping at a small downtown salon. I found a website for an independent waxing technician, whose menu specifies 'Penis & Scrotum Only. ' This makes me wonder if she handles the goods for you, as it's obviously a delicate procedure, or if the client is expected to simply lift his junk out of the way. Another local waxing service claims that they "won't bat an eyelash" at any resulting wood. Any members have experience with this procedure? Will I only leave with smooth, blue balls?[/QUOTE]I do miss her a bit. She was a bit of a chub but still cute. Great price for a massage and a hand or oral release. Big tits with nice nips. Relaxation Oasis will get the hair off your balls. But is there a need unless you are a porn star. I've done it but it comes back and itches. Little Red had her Bush permanently removed. Do you want to get your balls shaved or do you just want to flash your wood? I think Little Red is working someplace and will still do that. But she married up and seems to be laying low. If she was interested I'm sure I'd be getting a call. If you are worried about blue balls, then go get a massage first and then go get your balls shaved. I forgot little Red Sarah's last name and wonder if she still is on social media. I'm sure she'd be over 40 by now. Marriage usually fattens a woman up so I wouldn't expect the same woman.

What are the chances these days of running into a higher class provider at the casino on the weekend? Sounds like a fun bucket list item to check off.

[QUOTE=Aehtra;3585641]What are the chances these days of running into a higher class provider at the casino on the weekend? Sounds like a fun bucket list item to check off.[/QUOTE]By bar360. Atleast they used to.

So my bday is next week and the wife will be leaving the day after. I need a hottie to give something to me. Any good blonde's, Latina or AA? Seems to be my cup now. I had T off the streets who is Asian. Could always go to her as she wants to have FS bad. Let me know. Willing to trade too (t and other's).

[QUOTE=ATW2020;3596882]So my bday is next week and the wife will be leaving the day after. I need a hottie to give something to me. Any good blonde's, Latina or AA? Seems to be my cup now. I had T off the streets who is Asian. Could always go to her as she wants to have FS bad. Let me know. Willing to trade too (t and other's).[/QUOTE]I've got a couple off SA if you're willing to trade what you have.

[QUOTE=ATW2020;3596882]So my bday is next week and the wife will be leaving the day after. I need a hottie to give something to me. Any good blonde's, Latina or AA? Seems to be my cup now. I had T off the streets who is Asian. Could always go to her as she wants to have FS bad. Let me know. Willing to trade too (t and other's).[/QUOTE]Funny she was pretty clear to me her name was (G).

[QUOTE=ZZZMan1234;3597042]I've got a couple off SA if you're willing to trade what you have.[/QUOTE]Yeah. Hit up dm.

[QUOTE=AsiaPhileJake1;3597103]Funny she was pretty clear to me her name was (G).[/QUOTE]Well, that's a different woman as I've been with T twice and confirmed the name. Does your name start with a g?

Walked through the front door into the lobby of a moderate airport hotel this afternoon to see Betty Booobs, and held the door open for a handler and his two ladies who walked out as I entered. I thought 'I know that one girl from somewhere' and it hit me it was way tatted up BBW Rachel who posts on Backpage every 30 minutes all day and night. She is as big as a house and of course, her handler is 130 pounds soaking wet. LOL. I wanted to ask her how things were going, but I wasn't exactly there to make small talk myself. Many of you mutts have posted about running into girls outside of the hobby. I always get a kick out of it when I do, too.