Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RipSomeLip;4632138]Haha, ham = Dick, Crack = Wack, Blew = Release, Split, jumped off table and leave.

Cracking Ham.[/QUOTE]I must have been sick from school that day.

My go-to is in China for New Year's, hopefully she can make it back due to the current circumstances. Tonight I stopped by Creech to treat myself in the meantime, and met a new girl Mia. She is super cute and very lively, they ran out of oil so the massage was mediocre but had a fun time due to her nympho-like youthfulness and she really gets into it. Post clean was a pleasant head, neck and facial massage and plenty of chick (chit) chat. Her English is decent and has a sense of humor. Enjoy fellaz, I certainly will be back.

Some time to spare and legs stiff and needing a massage. Went in to place next to Wendy's which was nice last year. Drew new gal that had been there only 4 days but in NYC for 10 years. Pretty decent English and should know the game.

She was cute and legs were stiff. Said work on legs then let's play. After a while she said what you want and I said not too much. No BJ and no FS but all off and lots of play. She looked cute and quoted 150. I said I had 130 which was a total of 200 with house fee. She said OK and wanted it up front.

Well, progressed ok but not allowed to touch kitty. Killed the mood. Humm. 200 down drain? She also smelled of smoke. She said she knows it is not good smell. Thought she had good potential since cute but attitude is important to me as a total part of the package.

Her name was Ruby but it turned out she was no Jem. Waste of time and money and left frustrated. Not up to par with talent in Naples and would not repeat.

Your experience might be better however.

HG2.

Stopped in at the blue building on McGregor for a hh relief session. Younger chick, english just ok. Massage 5/10 and HE mechanical. Wanted $60 when finished and I said yeah right. Put $40 on the table and left. Not sure I'll go back with so many other places with better looking chicks.

Two visits over the holidays to the clean, newer place with the monitors in the rooms to track the front desk. Both providers well dressed, smelled wonderful and know their craft. Pretty sure visitors can get whatever they want, but the core offering was fine with me at normal fee.

[QUOTE=WilliamDill;4634207]Two visits over the holidays to the clean, newer place with the monitors in the rooms to track the front desk. Both providers well dressed, smelled wonderful and know their craft. Pretty sure visitors can get whatever they want, but the core offering was fine with me at normal fee.[/QUOTE]Do you have a link?

[QUOTE=SuaveLvr;4635259]Do you have a link?[/QUOTE]Here you go, this is the same place I just reviewed, , everything is on the table if you want it.

[URL]https://cityxguide.com/escorts/grand-opening-best-choice-new-young-asian-girls-239-288-4002-38867997[/URL]

Finally got a chance to check out the new place on boyscout. I went in for the hhr ($50) and got a girl name Linda. She's pretty enough sounder maybe late 30's early 40's (but with Asians you never know). The girls massage skills were great but zero teasing she did allow my hands to wander. On the flip she asked if I want anything extra I said yes but she told me the only thing on the menu was a manual release. I agreed she never asked about a tip. Very mechanical and kept saying time was up. I left 30 and left. Might try again but not with her. Stay age and happy hunting!

[QUOTE=JoePimp;4631881]Anyone toftt there?. Next to the travel agency. I've seen a few ladies in their 30's smoking there in front. Looks promising but haven't taken the plunge.[/QUOTE]I've been there a few time but not for about six months. Massage has always been just OK and everything covered is on the menu. I forgot about that place I'll have to revisit next week. I'll update after I go back.

Saw Gisele on EROS, her add is now down, I have been trying to set an appt for 2 weeks, she answers text and email, THE NEXT DAY. Never seems to have an opening.

[QUOTE=Thor1313;4634084]Stopped in at the blue building on McGregor for a hh relief session. Younger chick, english just ok. Massage 5/10 and HE mechanical. Wanted $60 when finished and I said yeah right. Put $40 on the table and left. Not sure I'll go back with so many other places with better looking chicks.[/QUOTE]Suggest if you go back request Windy, older Korean, tall and has skills. Totally old school down to help you get dressed. Serious about the finish. You got young and dumb.

LTD.

I have been reading posts to screen screen my provider's for years and just signed up today to post if anyone has anything on these ladies.

I used to be a regular of The spa lady Teresa (wow) but she moved a while back and I'm looking for her replacement.

Any help would be thanked and somehow returned.

I just got into town today and Natalie was my first call she saw me within an hour of my call. It's been a couple of years since I've seen her she hasn't changed a bit. The service was just how I remembered it, Great!! I enjoyed a good massage, BBBJ and FS. I would definitely recommend her!!

[QUOTE=WellReadMembr;4639146]I have been reading posts to screen screen my provider's for years and just signed up today to post if anyone has anything on these ladies.

I used to be a regular of The spa lady Teresa (wow) but she moved a while back and I'm looking for her replacement.

Any help would be thanked and somehow returned.[/QUOTE]I've posted many times about this lunatic, and I have backup from other members here. Go through my posts, or do a search here about her name. Batshit crazy.

[QUOTE=SwampThang7;4639570]I've posted many times about this lunatic, and I have backup from other members here. Go through my posts, or do a search here about her name. Batshit crazy.[/QUOTE]Probably good I know that since she wanted me to go to a private residence in a gated community tomorrow for a session.

Can anyone PM me Anna Liese's digits? I had them at one point and couldn't make our initial screening meet up as planned and have since deleted the number.

Other tips I have are all obvious and already known; HE every time on the flip at Jessica's, Teresa was fun with those big naturals and a nice DFE during HE but she's gone now so oh well. And anything on GroupOn is a legit business so expect nothing extra. Ever.