The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2447670]Were you mumbling something here in the Rat Trap again, Chrissy?

You should go post in the Escort Classified Ads section where you belong, douche bag, with all the other little girls!

Looks like somebody went crying to daddy to please stop the car, and got spanked for being such a little girl!

If you can't take the heat, you don't belong in the Rat Trap, douche bag!

Going to start referring to you as Sissy Chrissy![/QUOTE]Lmfao! You're such a comedian Yeng! I'm glad to see I'm constantly on your mind douch bag! You're just screaming for my attention! LOL.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2447670]Were you mumbling something here in the Rat Trap again, Chrissy?

You should go post in the Escort Classified Ads section where you belong, douche bag, with all the other little girls!

Looks like somebody went crying to daddy to please stop the car, and got spanked for being such a little girl!

If you can't take the heat, you don't belong in the Rat Trap, douche bag!

Going to start referring to you as Sissy Chrissy![/QUOTE]Or whatever your name is. Seems you are another old man with lot's of time on his hands. Sounds like you have a real hard on for me since you're post demeaning your friend Savanna. You're a liar and a hypocrite! How can you look at your ugly face in the mirror everyday? I'm getting really bored with you yang yeng peng or whatever your name is. LOL.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2447195]UsPusdyually ends up bad. If some of you want to contribute to Brandi's car fund, then do it. Just understand between both of you that you do not expect anything in return or expect to be paid back. Whatever any of you do, do not think that it's an advance on future dreams, even if it's for only getting more time, or more services, etc.

There's an old saying that is very true: you never, ever want an SP to owe you anything. More than likely, you will never get what you are owed and you will never see the SP again. She will avoid you like the plague. My. 02.[/QUOTE]Couldn't agree more. Never works out! I'm sure C3 and many others will donate to her car fund just so they can run back and tell her all the mongers that didn't donate to her car fund.

Yang yeng will also help I'm sure. LOL.

[QUOTE=Alligator19;2446859]Full disclosure.

I don't know Brandii. I've not had the chance to experience the pleasure of her company. I've not experienced Brittney's company, either.

Curiously, both of these ladies have ads up today asking hobbyists for a little help with their respective projects. One request, though very sweetly written, is basically asking for a donation without any sort of services rendered for whatever reason. The other is an offer to put in some work in exchange for a little assistance.

To build off of Paige's point. I think I can guess which approach will be more successful?[/QUOTE]I do give HottBrittney credit for that. She doe's post a bit asking for help to move or her car's broke down, but she also lowers her rates and offers more to compensate for. She's a little bit away in Kissimmee now and trying to get back to Orlando. She is a great bang for the buck. I've never met Brandi either but I was really surprised when I read her ad. What happened, did her holes grow closed? Us guys need help too! We need a hole to throw the coins in, I'm just saying. SJ.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2447195]Usually ends up bad. If some of you want to contribute to Brandi's car fund, then do it. Just understand between both of you that you do not expect anything in return or expect to be paid back. Whatever any of you do, do not think that it's an advance on future dreams, even if it's for only getting more time, or more services, etc.

There's an old saying that is very true: you never, ever want an SP to owe you anything. More than likely, you will never get what you are owed and you will never see the SP again. She will avoid you like the plague. My. 02.[/QUOTE]Pussy credit Fuck That! You got to work for what you want nothing free in life, I have been here for years like many others, I never heard them ask for something free!! Sell some ass girl, and stop acting like you are too good, or whatever cruel fuck your problem is! I never asked for a fuckin hand out I always give something in Return! I work hard for my new camro, and maybe if you do the same you will have the same results!! Just saying! WTF I wouldn't care how fine you are!! It's a lot fine women that provides A +++ FULL FUCKIN Service and never ask for freaking hand out! Am done ranting!! Back until my hole for now!

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2447195]Usually ends up bad. If some of you want to contribute to Brandi's car fund, then do it. Just understand between both of you that you do not expect anything in return or expect to be paid back. Whatever any of you do, do not think that it's an advance on future dreams, even if it's for only getting more time, or more services, etc.

There's an old saying that is very true: you never, ever want an SP to owe you anything. More than likely, you will never get what you are owed and you will never see the SP again. She will avoid you like the plague. My. 02.[/QUOTE]I have to agree with Vino on this one. There are probably a few classy ladies that can be trusted, but most will take the cash and skate.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2447704]Lmfao! You're such a comedian Yeng! I'm glad to see I'm constantly on your mind douch bag! You're just screaming for my attention! LOL.[/QUOTE]Or do you prefer I just call you "Mr Brown Stain on the Mattress"?

That's okay. We all saw that you went crying to daddy asking that he stop the car, and got spanked for being such a girl.

I'm sure someone is very proud of their little girl.

Preach sister!! I drive a 2015 myself and not cause I asked anyone for shit. I've busted my ass professionally and in the hobby to get a solid reputation. Some people don't have drive, hustle or ambition and those are the ones I feel sorry for.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=MissMurno69;2447931]Pussy credit Fuck That! You got to work for what you want nothing free in life, I have been here for years like many others, I never heard them ask for something free!! Sell some ass girl, and stop acting like you are too good, or whatever cruel fuck your problem is! I never asked for a fuckin hand out I always give something in Return! I work hard for my new camro, and maybe if you do the same you will have the same results!! Just saying! WTF I wouldn't care how fine you are!! It's a lot fine women that provides A +++ FULL FUCKIN Service and never ask for freaking hand out! Am done ranting!! Back until my hole for now![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2448096]Or do you prefer I just call you "Mr Brown Stain on the Mattress"?

That's okay. We all saw that you went crying to daddy asking that he stop the car, and got spanked for being such a girl.

I'm sure someone is very proud of their little girl.[/QUOTE]My new name for you because you rock. All these post counts are increasing for certain individuals but there's not any post about going out to get pussy and reporting it. You not only report your findings, you provide great pics as well. For this I think you rock.

BG111.

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2448286]My new name for you because you rock. All these post counts are increasing for certain individuals but there's not any post about going out to get pussy and reporting it. You not only report your findings, you provide great pics as well. For this I think you rock.

BG111.[/QUOTE]Buffguy thinks yeng yang pang rocks!! Maybe the two of you should go out on a date?

Here is the difference between these provider's, both who I have seen a lot. Hott Brittany still continues to fuck up her bookings and continue to leave guy's waiting in the parking lot in Kissimmee. Lies to mongers to get them in the room and ends up giving a shitty blowjob instead of full service as promised. Brittany is cheap with a hot body and ass. However you never know which Brittany you will get depending on the day.

Brandi is absolutely gorgeous! Young with porcelain skin and a hour glass figure. Mesmerizing big blue eyes and truly was in MY opinion the holy grail! Best blowjob in all of Florida! No other clown SP comes close to her skills! Very consistent and reasonably priced. If Brandi is reading this I beg of you to come back to work here in Orlando! I miss you terribly! Have not been able to replace you love. This is just torture! PLEASE come back asap! You have a huge fan base here in Orlando and we all miss your skills terribly.

Come home sweetie.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2448434]Buffguy thinks yeng yang pang rocks!! Maybe the two of you should go out on a date?[/QUOTE]I think it would be much more pleasurable for you and I to go on that date instead. I haven't taken out a ***** this weekend yet. I'm not what you consider old like the rest of these guys. Let me show you why my user handle fits me so well. Where would you like to go Sissy Chrissy? Would you like me to purchase you a dress and heels for the occasions? My wallet is bottomless for this occasion Sissy Crissy.

Now go out and report some dreams and stop running your post counts up with daily bullshit. This board is for Mongering. Clearly you should not be in this hobby or a member of our literary club because you do not contribute a damn thing. My last wasted post on you sir until you decide to go on a date with me. Yes I will review you Crissy!

[QUOTE=BuffGuy111;2448617]I think it would be much more pleasurable for you and I to go on that date instead. I haven't taken out a ***** this weekend yet. I'm not what you consider old like the rest of these guys. Let me show you why my user handle fits me so well. Where would you like to go Sissy Chrissy? Would you like me to purchase you a dress and heels for the occasions? My wallet is bottomless for this occasion Sissy Crissy.

Now go out and report some dreams and stop running your post counts up with daily bullshit. This board is for Mongering. Clearly you should not be in this hobby or a member of our literary club because you do not contribute a damn thing. My last wasted post on you sir until you decide to go on a date with me. Yes I will review you Crissy![/QUOTE]Ok Buffwoman, I will not go on a date with you douche bag. You are so gay. LOL! You think because you claim how big and buff and young you are that makes a difference clown? Buffwoman again you and your buddy yen yang pang should go on a date and hold hands.

Just sayin.

Buffguy or should I say buffwoman, I will once again offer you some advice. I'm sure as many other clowns on this board have done you will also choose not to listen to me. I will try. Buffwoman you seem to be more concerned with other guy's post than your own. I see you recently dreamed with marina correct? I have already been there and done that dude! If you went thru my posts you will see lots of dreams. Not just in Orlando but south Florida as well you IDIOT! Maybe you should cut back on those steroids buffwoman! LOL! You are a joke dude trying to win guys over with your attacks on me. You befriended yen yang pang and even gave your new buddy a new nickname. LOL! Buffwoman you will ALWAYS ALWAYS be a LOSER! No matter how many weights you lift clown. So here's my new advice.

1) Stop using steroids.

2) Worry less about my posts and more about your own.

3) Stop being a useless dick.

4) Admit you're an asshole like myself.

5) No one care what you say or do buffwoman.

I hope you take my advice. No response from you will be necessary. I'm sure your new buddy who rocks your world will come to your defense.

I want to be clear about this, these guys indicated that Brandii was the holy grail (a couple actually called her that in their reviews):

Chris5 (so many times I lost count), RegularGuy69, Orl2424, Jwa340, Rookiemonger, Peter Canada, Frisbee, Jonah1, ImChillz, Rope Man, Member #4697, Gh2007, Arrangements, TampaBuc2004, Orlando777, AQuicke, CasualPlay, FunHobby69, Evangelion27, JayOrtiz, Ron Donald, UnderCvrRckstr, JaggerJak, Rufus2104 (ranked her right up there with Dallas), ReadyAlways, Enneson, Thestic, GiantOne, ChuckWheat, Manu410, Swift127, DreamForever69, ProMonger1998, Trelution, Mikeebear, maybe a few more, but most other reviews were much more honest.

OK. That is 35 guys that touted her as somewhere between the greatest thing on the East side since sliced bread to their ATF. Well, now your ATF is wanting something more and if all 35 of you ante up a hundred bucks each she can buy this car:

[URL]http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=32803&endYear=2016&showcaseOwnerId=100030316&startYear=1981&firstRecord=201&searchRadius=25&maxPrice=4000&showcaseListingId=398547817&listingId=393125182&Log=0[/URL]

Wouldn't she look good in that?

I think you guys owe it to her. No, I think you owe it to the rest of us. I am sure you guys promised her a lot if she would let you take it to the next step. Well, she now needs your help. Step up.

Just sayin'.

C3.