Isa a new thick sexy ass girl.
Yerrrr. Its Joker. Whats good y'all. You know I've been feening with a hot Latina with a banging ass body. Uk where I'm heading too lmao. I'm sending my ass to dh lmao. So I pull up and I'm like yer what up. I get two cards and I see the new banging ass girl Isabella. Damn all I could think is she is so bad as fk with an hourglass figure and ik I had to make love to her. I'd go as far as to show is the baddest girl in the house. I was feeling her nice complexion smooth tanned skin tone. She has a cute face with nice long black hair. Shed be a perfect fuck for any of y'all who enjoy nice juicy thickness. She's has a nice waist for someone as thick as her. Plus such a delicious juicy ass that leaves you drooling. So I get up and hand her two cards and we go inside. We get acquainted and we get comfy and she starts with a nice slow sensual CBJ. The CBJ was nice and I held her head down for pressure and she reacted and it was valid. She sucked it real well and we then went on to the bed for some action. I got up and lay down and she went on top stripped butt naked and started riding my meat. Yeah she knows how to ride and she was literally doing squats on my shit and she was doing it and riding my meat well till she wore out tired. Then I ducked her mish and dman her body is valid. I piped her down real good and we both got tired and I told her to finish me off in cg position. Yeah she rode like mad crazy and I kept thrusting inside her till I bust. Yo dead ass fucking this hoe was like fucking in Colombia Lmaooooooo.
She literally collapsed and she started sweating od and she said it was real good. LOL same here. This session was od valid yo. So I tipped her and dressed and she was real accommodating. Def a repeat. No upsells and real friendly. Anyways joker out and keep fuckin. Pce.
Isa DH: Colombian Wonder Woman.
After a long week of training, I returned to the DH Academy. Lineup was Jessica, Suzy, Mixie, Betsy, a returning Camila 2, dirty blond hair tall, thick girl with a nice ass. Along with 2 new entries to the academy. Karina a slim tan skinned Colombiana with wavy black hair and an impressive set of enhanced Proton Cannons. Reminiscent of Wendy's impressive Weaponry. I was about to pick her until I saw Isa. She has an impressive physique Reminiscent of this warrior I heard of from an alternate universe called Wonder Woman. Tanned skinned. She has a nice set of 6 pac abs. Very toned. But natural looking fat ass, and a natural set of chest cannons.
I immediately gave Isa 2 cards and she led me upstairs. She took off her heels before going up the stairs and we both had a laugh of how much shorter she is with them off. She like 5'4 without them. She walked up seductively and I wanted to stoke before we led to the Danger Room. I must say this new Academy in Jamaica is really nice looking and spacious for battle.
We enter her Danger Room and then she started to remove all of her armor slowly and then wiggles her ass in front of me bringing out the animal in me. I complimented her physique and says thank you I work very hard on it. She then told me to lay back and she put her Lasso of Truth on me and stared her CBJ. It was slow and sensual. Then she started getting aggressive with some dt then I told her to get on top for cg. Box was really tight and fit like a glove. She alternated all cg variations from Rcg to squat thrust until she got tired, then flipped her to mish and kept pounding while her juices were dripping down my leg. Then flipped her to k9. View was great and her ass expanded even more. It was a lot to handle at times I most admit but I kept pounding. She can take a pounding and started throwing it back on me. I put her down for Lazy k9 and she stared taking really nasty and told me to slide my hand and rub her Love button while in lazy k9 she tapped out and then I couldn't hold any longer and unleashed my rage in the dreamcatcher. We were drenched in sweat and we thanked each other for a nice battle.
Isa has a great personality and no matter how grueling the battle got, she always had a smile on her face. She has one of the most impressive physiques I've seen here at the Academy. Her abs and ass are impressive and combined with her tight box and cg techniques she is a worthy opponent. She said she's here for at least a few more weeks. I definitely could do another round with her Lasso of Truth.
Iza DH: Don't Believe the Hype
Went to DH yesterday around 6 pm. The new place is nicer than the old but the lineup right now is much weaker than it used to be. Came in, they had 6 girls, no mongers, it seems like they are much less busy lately. None of the girls were particularly pretty. Just OK. The card guy rushed me into making a selection, said I could not hang out, talk to girls, and take my time. So I picked Isa based on a few stellar reviews. She looks alright, but not a stunner, fake boobs, fake ass, flat stomach, attractive face. In the room she acts friendly, but she is no GFE at all, not even if you pay her extra, no BBBJ, not even LFK. It's a standard, commercial deal. She does not act like she is into it. I've had much better at the the DH before. Also, they knock after 20 minutes, on purpose, to make you buy another card. WTF? They were not even busy. 30 minutes at the DH really means 20 minutes. The stellar reviews of Iza are very very generous and probably not even real. It seems like a lot of DH reviews are posted by the management.
Message to the Management:
1. Put accurate lineups on your website so customers know who is in today. Update it as girls come and leave.
2. Bring better girls. The current lineup is so so.
3. Answer text messages and phone calls, at least for repeat customers. There is no way to know who is in lately.
4. Post accurate real pictures of ALL girls in "today's lineup".
5. Stop knocking after 20 minutes. Half hour is half hour.
5. The way you work lately, you will lose a lot of loyal customers. It's no accident that you are much less busy now.
Agreed. Suzy not a good choice
[QUOTE=KirkDiggler;4168478]I came in and she does know how to sell herself in the living room but man did I get scammed and fall for it like a dummy.
Complete garbage and waste of time, stiff as ever.
I would recommend stay away worst experience ever at a CDP.[/QUOTE]Sat night saw Suzy. Like someone said earlier as well girl quality has gone down but there is a difference between mediocre and just horrible. I've had good to great experiences with others. Hygiene, room, shave your legs, overall attitude. I said the hell with it and left after a little bit and she had the nerve to ask for a tip. I said something on the way out to management.
Alexandra at Barbie House.
Hey everyone,
Dropped by Barbie House last night for quick pump and dump primer for an appointment I had earlier today. (I'll post about that in a minute) Anyway, messaged them last night for line up at 58th location and found out it closed. So headed over to other spot with even less time due to traffic. Took a few calls and texts to get response, new guy's English isn't great and he had to call someone when I said I only want a short stay. That cleared up I was pointed toward open door. Other girl was busy so had only 1 choice. FYI it was good!
Alexandra aka Alex she tells me to call her is dark haired light skin from Venezuela. She's in heels but probably 5'5"-6" without. Mid 30's MILF nice toned body, round ass and fakies up top. We chat little as she rubs against me to get things started. I asked for BBJ, agree to $ and we're off. She kneels down, quick clean with alcohol and she begins swallowing my cock. Great suction, plenty of saliva, and even pays attention to to fellas. Couple minutes and she's deep throat it. Saliva starts building and she makes sure to use plenty of tongue. Quick wipe and on comes the cover. She goes for a few more DT's and I hold her head there a little. I release her and can see saliva dripping down her chin and from her mouth to my cock. She smiles at me so I ask if she likes and she says yes. "Think I might head back before she leaves for a straight on DT to completion session.
Don't have a lot of time left so she gets in doggie on the bed I stand behind her. She reaches back and guides me in. As MILF pussy tightness goes, she's status quo, but soaking wet. I comment on it and she says she got turned when I held her head in place during BJ. Now I'm no idiot and been in the game long enough to know that by 8-9 pm there's so much lube in that hole she doesn't need to add more, but WTF, I'm no kid and I'll pretend to believe her for my ego! Handful of minutes in doggie and I finish.
We clean up and I pay for the BBJ and a little extra cause she had a great mouth. Before I continue let me just say if you get a chance to see Alex. Do so, treat her with respect and she'll curl your toes!
I dress, we chat for a couple more minutes and here's why I hate new guys. The fucking door guy calls my cell! Says "where are you" I tell him I'm dressed and crack the door open so he understands. Now as I already noted I'm no kid but I'm no grandpa either. Been pounding out bitches pro and amateur probably since he was still on mommies tit. If I pay for ss, 1/2 or h I know what Its going to take me to nut and I'm not going to push the clock. Knock politely on the door or ring the girls phone. Mines on silent and happened to be in my hand cause I was dressed.
One last note to the new door guys in the game. This isn't a simple business. Know your houses rates and session times before you start. Respect you patron cause we pay for your shit! If times up knock on door or signal the girl, don't signal the guy we don't give a shit and our phones on silent and in our pants hanging over a chair and we aren't stopping to answer! LOL Learn the local language cause not all your clients speak your native tongue, especially if your in their country cause I sure as shit would know yours if I were there.
Lastly, learn how size people up before you puff your chest!