Massage Parlor Reports (Formerly Pine)

[QUOTE=Tincanman;4137703]I was looking at BP massage ads, and saw an advertisement for Latina Bodyworker in Gurnee, and opened the ad and saw it was 109. It had a picture of two women. So I texted it and asked who was available this afternoon, and was told Melissa, Lynn, and Janet. I could not make it there today, so I can't verify what they said, but I maybe visiting soon.[/QUOTE]I have had good times with lynn, melissa also. They became cautious after the scare. Melissa left for a while, also lots of fun. Now it might take a few visits.

May want to lay low with Lilly for a while. A do gooder is trying to save the world. She referenced it and rubmaps in a reply to the Lake County Sheriff's department Facebook post about their annual super bowl sting.

I made a trip down to Lux down in Buffalo Grove. Rang the bell and gave MMS 80 for the hour, and proceeded to get the worst hour I've ever had. Everything screamed that this place was supposed to give you a HE, but no. Both the massage and the table shower were coverd, no roaming, and the massage felt like absolute shit. Lady wanted to focus on the back of my skull and not any of my body.

[QUOTE=Zeuss;4140528]May want to lay low with Lilly for a while. A do gooder is trying to save the world. She referenced it and rubmaps in a reply to the Lake County Sheriff's department Facebook post about their annual super bowl sting.[/QUOTE]AMPs are very quiet, don't attract 'rough elements', and harm no one. If she would spend her time snooping and reporting on gang bangers and drug dealers, she would have my support.

I was desperate and didn't have much time. Paid for an hour. Same old massage with hints from 3 seconds in. Out the door in 30 minutes and didn't complain about being shorted. Lisa is just unattractive and no flirting whatsoever.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;4141228]AMPs are very quiet, don't attract 'rough elements', and harm no one. If she would spend her time snooping and reporting on gang bangers and drug dealers, she would have my support.[/QUOTE]Exactly!

The thing is that she could be one of those crusader types who would stalk a place and take pictures. At least their parking lot isn't too conducive to that. Most AMPs have a back entrance. Do they?

[QUOTE=Zeuss;4144228]Exactly!

The thing is that she could be one of those crusader types who would stalk a place and take pictures. At least their parking lot isn't too conducive to that. Most AMPs have a back entrance. Do they?[/QUOTE]Wear a baseball hat and carry a toolbox into the AMP and you'll look like a handyman. I always thought this would be a great disguise in situations like that.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;4148381]Wear a baseball hat and carry a toolbox into the AMP and you'll look like a handyman. I always thought this would be a great disguise in situations like that.[/QUOTE]Yep and if you're coming straight from work like I usually do I usually have my work clothes on. That always makes the girls feel a little more comfortable that you're not LE.

I used to dress in a good pair of pants and a shirt because if I was going on a date. But let's face it you're not going to have your clothes on very long anyhow!

[QUOTE=MacroEvo6094;4141044]I made a trip down to Lux down in Buffalo Grove. Rang the bell and gave MMS 80 for the hour, and proceeded to get the worst hour I've ever had. Everything screamed that this place was supposed to give you a HE, but no. Both the massage and the table shower were coverd, no roaming, and the massage felt like absolute shit. Lady wanted to focus on the back of my skull and not any of my body.[/QUOTE]This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?

I totally agree, last time the lady went thru my wallet checking IDs!

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4156312]This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=HappyRob;4159497]I totally agree, last time the lady went thru my wallet checking IDs![/QUOTE]Pro Tip. Only bring the cash you plan to spend and your car keys into the AMP. No wallet, no cell phone, no ID, no credit card, no punch card from the car wash.

Yup learned my lesson that day-.

[QUOTE=Kampyone;4159902]Pro Tip. Only bring the cash you plan to spend and your car keys into the AMP. No wallet, no cell phone, no ID, no credit card, no punch card from the car wash.[/QUOTE]

Last time I went was 4 years ago. MP got me all worked up, asked me what I wanted, then asked me to get my wallet. OK, she wants the money up front. I hate that, but I can live with it. But no, she wants my drivers license and insurance card. Thinking there must have been an error in translation, I ask again. But yes, she wants my insurance card so she can see what company it is issues for. I suppose LEO's insurance card would have a tell tail sign, or my Uncle simply wouldn't show it. Satisfied, she then asks for the money up front. To top it off, what she gave me felt like I was getting mugged. Never again, and it kills me to say that because there are so few FS places that are less than an hours drive for me.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4156312]This place might have been worth it in its hey day so I've read, but not worth it anymore. You'd have to go multiple times just to build trust. First time I went I got a decent looking woman but the second time was way worse. there will never be a third. Did you like putting your personal items in the bag to take with you to the shower? Must of had a monger who had his stuff stolen?[/QUOTE]

Thought about going to Hands of Gold but haven't had time yet. Says its Asian and European. Their site shows three European ladies. I did try two places with no luck. Soleful in Buffalo Grove. Short walls, single operation, older MT, SS only so no go. Tea Therapy just opened in Glenview. Saw their ad on Escort Index so I should've known. Two women, I got the one that doesn't speak so well. Did the hhr. I was doing some OTC roaming, she was teasing and she asked for another 30 min for 20 bucks so I did. Then it went down hill. Towel went on and stayed on and all teasing stopped. MT was thin and had a decent body. She was wearing all black but I think she was hiding a nice rack. Oh, and her overall technique sucked, painful even. If they're not going to be an extra place at least have MT's who have some skill so I can walk out feeling like a paid for something.

Have been visiting the Lilly pretty regular due to location, same two women every time, Usually on Sundays, one told me her name once its sounded to me like she said forever, the other is older than her, but they are both friendly and give standard services. The older of the two has been telling me to visit on a Tuesday for a younger girl with different techniques. So when the opportunity finally arrived I went for a visit. Greeted by a smaller, thinner lady Lee, definitely not younger. She asked a few of the standard questions and kept her distance, not letting me touch her, after a while satisfied that I'm not LEO she continued the massage with teasing, but still would not let me touch her. On the flip got nice HE but again she stayed down by my feet way out of reach, finished and cleaned up nice with a few hot towels. She stayed in the room to tidy up while I got dressed, the change from door fee 30, was sitting on the chair, I got the wallet and retrieved another 20 to pay the standard 40 tip, planning to put the 10 in my pocket. I will give more for more service, but that was not the case here, Anyway She started to protest wanting even more out of my wallet, in order to avoid an argument or escalation I added the other 10, that still was not enough for her and she started calling me cheap, at that point it took all restraint I had not to call Her greedy. I will not go back there at all for a while, she left bad taste in my mouth, are there people paying more more than 40 for this standard service? Don't spoil the market guys. Be safe.