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At least two years ago this girl and her sister were advertising as twins. I think they actually are. After that, they were advertising as mother and daughter too, though that may been someone ripping off their pics. Anyway, I saw this girl's sister and it wasn't a terrible date but the other girl started yelling to hurry up about 3 minutes in. They were in a dive neighborhood just east of Cleveland around the hospital. Fast forward two years plus and I see the sister, the one that was yelling during my first date. Miss Hurry Up. Saw her up in north fort Myers near the American Legion hall. She is still in a hurry. She's asking 100/150/200 for qv / hhr / hr. None of it is worth it. 90 secs into a BBBJ she's saying I need to stick it in her NOW. I'm not ready but I try. Didn't really work. It wasn't 3 minutes total spent there and she was saying I should have gotten the hhr. 150 would be too much to spend for a view of her large pimply ass. I left, never to return. Perhaps she would give you 10 minutes if you buy the half-hour. There's not really anything special enough there for me to ever find that out.

[QUOTE=Zomgb;5820438]At least two years ago this girl and her sister were advertising as twins. I think they actually are. After that, they were advertising as mother and daughter too, though that may been someone ripping off their pics. Anyway, I saw this girl's sister and it wasn't a terrible date but the other girl started yelling to hurry up about 3 minutes in. They were in a dive neighborhood just east of Cleveland around the hospital. Fast forward two years plus and I see the sister, the one that was yelling during my first date. Miss Hurry Up. Saw her up in north fort Myers near the American Legion hall. She is still in a hurry. She's asking 100/150/200 for qv / hhr / hr. None of it is worth it. 90 secs into a BBBJ she's saying I need to stick it in her NOW. I'm not ready but I try. Didn't really work. It wasn't 3 minutes total spent there and she was saying I should have gotten the hhr. 150 would be too much to spend for a view of her large pimply ass. I left, never to return. Perhaps she would give you 10 minutes if you buy the half-hour. There's not really anything special enough there for me to ever find that out.[/QUOTE][URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/other/your-own-drama-free-getaway/817494558158[/URL]

[QUOTE=BigBirdDog;5819342]I sounds to me like she wants a sugar daddy.[/QUOTE]I think she is a scammer. She asked for a pic before she would send hers. I sent her a generic pic I use for such occasions, not of me of course. She went silent. Maybe just someone trying to collect data for some illicit purpose? Who knows.

[QUOTE=BiggDogg70;5823096]I think she is a scammer. She asked for a pic before she would send hers. I sent her a generic pic I use for such occasions, not of me of course. She went silent. Maybe just someone trying to collect data for some illicit purpose? Who knows.[/QUOTE]I think I'll offer her $50 for a quickie Greek session.

[QUOTE=BigBirdDog;5819342]I sounds to me like she wants a sugar daddy.[/QUOTE]I talked to her. She wants a sugar daddy.

Anyone seen Lexi lately? Seems to have fallen off. Was an old regular of mine.

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I saw Dakota a couple of times. The price is worth the admission. Decent head game and her kitty is tight. Those are the only pros really. She was very out of it. Idk if she is on heroin or what but just seems so out of it. If in a pinch I'd see her again.

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Very real, gorgeous blonde with amazing legs, ass and personality. Highly skilled, everything covered but one best non-GFE experiences have had. Well worth $$ she's not in town long catch her while you can.[/QUOTE]My butcher saw her as well and noted she was definately worth a visit. Her name is Amy and offered borderline GFE (YMMV); oh and she is well reviewed on TER. She had trouble swallowing his entire sausage but definately put effort in her attempts. She also thought she would have trouble fitting in her bun but she proved otherwise. He suggested she is worth a second visit!

[QUOTE=Midnsx;5824628]My butcher saw her as well and noted she was definately worth a visit. Her name is Amy and offered borderline GFE (YMMV); oh and she is well reviewed on TER. She had trouble swallowing his entire sausage but definately put effort in her attempts. She also thought she would have trouble fitting in her bun but she proved otherwise. He suggested she is worth a second visit![/QUOTE]I totally agree. She is the only full coverage girl I have seen I would repeat. Very sexy and the most amazing ass I have seen. Only neg is she needs a quality chest enhancement. I think we should start a go fund me for her!

[QUOTE=Chipc71;5824500]Anyone seen Lexi lately? Seems to have fallen off. Was an old regular of mine.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/images/webpage/make-me-squirt-and-receive-next-1hr-session-1-2-off/33326696[/URL][/QUOTE]I set up an Apt and she ghosted me. It was several months ago. I saw on EroticMonkey that she changed her number too. I'm not sure what's going on there.

Has anyone seen the MILF /46 yr old in NFM off bayshore last 8763 are the last numbers I don't know how to post links.

[QUOTE=OR1473;5825121]Has anyone seen the MILF /46 yr old in NFM off bayshore last 8763 are the last numbers I don't know how to post links.[/QUOTE]Hahahaha. My phone number ends with 8763. I had to read it a few times with a "wait. What? Who? Is my wife using my phone?

Is there a reason you guys use:

Butcher.

Golfer.

Electrician.

Carpenter.

Mechanic.

I mean, you all know that none, I mean NONE of this is admissible as evidence in any way shape or form. Right? Some guys use "dream". And that too is ridiculous.

You don't have to do it at all and sometimes it's just comical. I mean, just say what happened and move on. I don't see the point.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5825464]Is there a reason you guys use:

Butcher.

Golfer.

Electrician.

Carpenter.

Mechanic.

I mean, you all know that none, I mean NONE of this is admissible as evidence in any way shape or form. Right? Some guys use "dream". And that too is ridiculous.

You don't have to do it at all and sometimes it's just comical. I mean, just say what happened and move on. I don't see the point.[/QUOTE]My plumber says the same thing.

[QUOTE=MattRl7819;5825468]My plumber says the same thing.[/QUOTE]Forgot Plumber. Thank you!

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5825464]Is there a reason you guys use:

Butcher.

Golfer.

Electrician.

Carpenter.

Mechanic.

I mean, you all know that none, I mean NONE of this is admissible as evidence in any way shape or form. Right? Some guys use "dream". And that too is ridiculous.

You don't have to do it at all and sometimes it's just comical. I mean, just say what happened and move on. I don't see the point.[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]Not worried about Uncle Carmine.

At my age, earning potential is getting very close to insurance value. I don't want to be cashed in.

So, that plumber can have a busy social life while he is out for drinks with the mechanic. After a few drinks they enjoy getting their balls washed before playing the back nine with their golfing buddy.

It can be very entertaining when I smoke a J with the carpenter and he tells me about putting his hammer down while the electrician was busy pushing some wire through a junction box during a three way connection.

But hey we all grew up enjoying the letters we all read in Penthouse forum, right?

Cheers!

P.S.

Lexi and her app sux is any getting better results with the 2nd number she posts on them. Number changes always bother me.

[QUOTE=OR1473;5825121]Has anyone seen the MILF /46 yr old in NFM off bayshore last 8763 are the last numbers I don't know how to post links.[/QUOTE]Post 7281. I would have linked pictures but she doesn't have any good ones that you could identify her with anyway. Her link is already dead. You should still learn how to cut and paste links. You should also learn how to post pictures as well. She fucking sucks if you go for a q. V.

Anyone meet Deb yet?

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[QUOTE=DougThomas;5824614]I saw Dakota a couple of times. The price is worth the admission. Decent head game and her kitty is tight. Those are the only pros really. She was very out of it. Idk if she is on heroin or what but just seems so out of it. If in a pinch I'd see her again.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info. I was curious about this one.

[QUOTE=DougThomas;5825073]I set up an Apt and she ghosted me. It was several months ago. I saw on EroticMonkey that she changed her number too. I'm not sure what's going on there.[/QUOTE]My plumber saw her 6 months or so ago. She was staying in a decent hotel just off 75. Last I heard, she had a legitimate job as a massage therapist, but that could be bad Intel.

[QUOTE=PirishJr;5825984]Anyone meet Deb yet?

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/dees-back-with-the-best-gummy/037757161863[/URL][/QUOTE]She's good to go. Allows BBFS. Can be difficult to get on comms with but not as bad as the usual around here. Also, will dress up if you request.

[QUOTE=TailHunter69;5826718]She's good to go. Allows BBFS. Can be difficult to get on comms with but not as bad as the usual around here. Also, will dress up if you request.[/QUOTE]Does she offer dressing up with a paper bag over her head as an option? Gawd she looks like herman munster.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5827081]Does she offer dressing up with a paper bag over her head as an option? Gawd she looks like herman munster.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't go in with a Level 111 Hazmat Suit. You guys must really hate you Beef Bayonet!

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5825464]Is there a reason you guys use:

Butcher.

Golfer.

Electrician.

Carpenter.

Mechanic.

I mean, you all know that none, I mean NONE of this is admissible as evidence in any way shape or form. Right? Some guys use "dream". And that too is ridiculous.

You don't have to do it at all and sometimes it's just comical. I mean, just say what happened and move on. I don't see the point.[/QUOTE]It's freaking ridiculous, childish and frankly annoying. But it's a free speech country.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5827126]I wouldn't go in with a Level 111 Hazmat Suit. You guys must really hate you Beef Bayonet![/QUOTE]Zoom in to that kitty photo.

[QUOTE=CondomPopper1;5827240]Zoom in to that kitty photo.[/QUOTE]No. You could not pay me to look at that. What is wrong with you guys? LOL.

[QUOTE=PirishJr;5825984]Anyone meet Deb yet?

[URL]https://fort-myers.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_w/dees-back-with-the-best-gummy/037757161863[/URL][/QUOTE]She has a mouth like a vacuum. Seriously scary to look at and old before her time. She's only 42! Still very few girls have the patience to finish me with their mouths. She's one of them. I don't see her anymore only because I'm afraid of the marshals busting in while we're doing it.

[QUOTE=ReallyNone;5827234]It's freaking ridiculous, childish and frankly annoying. But it's a free speech country.[/QUOTE]Same reason why you might have an account and a bookkeeper, come audit time your account can blame the bookkeeper for write offs you probably shouldn't have taken and your hands and their hands stay clean. Triggered much?

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5827332]No. You could not pay me to look at that. What is wrong with you guys? LOL.[/QUOTE]Looks like a hairless cat with its throat cut!

Just swing in axe into a bucket of raw liver, its cheaper and safer! LOL.

[QUOTE=PorkSword;5827494]Looks like a hairless cat with its throat cut!

Just swing in axe into a bucket of raw liver, its cheaper and safer! LOL.[/QUOTE]She can't even clean her nails imagine what her pussy smell's like!! I think I can see green fog leaching out of it!! LOL.

[QUOTE=NewEnglandKid;5827537]She can't even clean her nails imagine what her pussy smell's like!! I think I can see green fog leaching out of it!! LOL.[/QUOTE]Yet some crazy mothers on here were pleased that she'd let you go BBFS?? Please identify yourselves and let us know which providers you use? We can stay well clear of them. LOL.

Had some business to take care of and was near Roxanne who is always a treat. So dialed up and she said would make an exception on a short notice and have me over. Dam junior was all excited and headed right over. Greeted at the door and some real nice outfit, almost see through she said if it was I wouldn't come to the door like that. Shit on my behalf you can come to the door standing on your head looking like that. Chit Chat and had to take a leak and was offered if she could hold it. Now that's what I like about a real good friend. Now don't go writing my name in the blue water LOL. After a few shakes (Really) off to the bed room and some more fooling around and then down to BBBJ, which I say she does take her time, and the new body guys you have to see for yourself, and drawing your own conclusions. Junior held off as long as he could and then popped, then clean up and some more chit chat and off to do a few things near by. All in all you mongers who have had her, and those who haven't go and do so and see the new body. Those tits and the big black nipples O M G. Definitely Par-Take. Ciao mongers.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5827332]No. You could not pay me to look at that. What is wrong with you guys? LOL.[/QUOTE]Zoom in, it's disgusting. I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot poll.

If you were like me and thinking this lady looks hot!

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Think again!

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You're welcome.

WHM.

[QUOTE=WellHungMan;5830186]If you were like me and thinking this lady looks hot!

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Think again!

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You're welcome.

WHM.[/QUOTE]Good catch WHM. Why on earth would you use those pix? Mr Boybear.

[QUOTE=WellHungMan;5830186]If you were like me and thinking this lady looks hot!

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Think again!

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You're welcome.

WHM.[/QUOTE]She looks like Edgar Winter with big tits.

[QUOTE=SwampThang7;5830952]She looks like Edgar Winter with big tits.[/QUOTE]Hey! That dude was straight up pimp!

[QUOTE=PhilHerUp;5827478]Same reason why you might have an account and a bookkeeper, come audit time your account can blame the bookkeeper for write offs you probably shouldn't have taken and your hands and their hands stay clean. Triggered much?[/QUOTE]Deniability from who? Like I wrote earlier, not of this is evidence for anything at all. If you think it is, you may want to read up on the law.

[QUOTE=SR7D1;5831012]Deniability from who? Like I wrote earlier, not of this is evidence for anything at all. If you think it is, you may want to read up on the law.[/QUOTE]Same reason why girls ask if the caller is LEO or working for or with LEO. Like some how that makes it iron clad. Like undercovers can't lie, or sting operation can't lie, oh shit you caught us yep I'm LEO, good thing you asked. But they still ask, and act like that will be their get out of jail free card when they get in a sting. I asked if he was a cop, and he said no, what else is he lying about, your honor, LOL.

[QUOTE=Zomgb;5830968]Hey! That dude was straight up pimp![/QUOTE]Straight up best, Edgar and Johnnie gave us some of the best jammin memories. Stay safe brother.