Streetwalker Reports

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2230461]Acting very much like a decoy, but didn't have time to further investigate? Didn't see any arrests that would indicate a 'John" sting, but remember the rules and we'll all be ok. Particularly rule # 9. I hate it when real, true working ladies behave like dumbazz decoys. Some of our workers need some serious schooling.[/QUOTE]The skanky piglet decoy did a lousy job, but still got a few unfortunately. You'd think by now everyone would know to be extra careful not to get pricked by the cactus? As usual in this shitty city, no other unsolved major crimes were closed today. Just another Big Chief Hollowsnout waste of resources on puritanical bullshit!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2231013]The skanky piglet decoy did a lousy job, but still got a few unfortunately. You'd think by now everyone would know to be extra careful not to get pricked by the cactus? As usual in this shitty city, no other unsolved major crimes were closed today. Just another Big Chief Hollowsnout waste of resources on puritanical bullshit![/QUOTE]A 79 yr. Old man looking for some fun is a menace to society.

Why is this not entrapment?

They are creating a situation to which an unsuspecting man could fall prey to.

Total fucking bullshit.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2231046]A 79 yr. Old man looking for some fun is a menace to society.

Why is this not entrapment?

They are creating a situation to which an unsuspecting man could fall prey to.

Total fucking bullshit.[/QUOTE]Grand pa probably served during WWII and paid his country in blood, sweat, tears and taxes. He may have just lost his wife of 52 years and just wanted to feel young again for a brief moment. I am disgusted by the morality police swarming Grand Pa's car and throwing him to the ground to cuff him. How proud these pigs must feel in finally catching and transporting Grand Pa in the back of their cruiser. This entire story disgusts me. If they don't legalize it, at least decriminalize it and have Grand Pa pay a $50 citation and let him on his way, without the humiliation and publicity that this man now has to endure.

This afternoon was extremely unusual and frustrating. I saw a handful of harlots that were grade A+ material today and when circled back. Poof! GONE.

Unbelievable really. I will give a list of descriptions and where and if anyone is lucky enough let the board know.

Dunkin on 34 there was a blonde / red highlights girl (20's) in black yogo pants and tall leather boots. Amazing looking body but never saw a face. She went into Dunkin so I parked, waited and evidently that place as a door that warps to another universe because she was gone.

Behind Dunkin on 35th was a really tall brunette (30's) with tiny shorts and a tank top. Looked very very angry as she flipped off a mustang. Had to let that one go.

Coming out of the Whiz on haines, there was a tall brunette in a floral sundress that ducked into an alley and never saw her again.

(speaking of Whiz, there is a little efficiency place next door to there that a little blonde comes out of. Walk all the way to the Hess and comes back after her stroll with breakfast. Any ideas?

Saw another young, very white, brunette with her hair in a bun in a dark shirt and short jean shorts, small backpack walking 54th with from the corner of 34th and headed west. She was thumbing people down asking for a ride. Turned the corner. Gone.

Another long haired blonde with a chest tattoo last night walking haines in a red / pink shirt and shorts. This was a cutie and was 19-22? Uncle was setting up a survey site at the harley shop with their new SUV's and comm van so I had to pass.

This one is not everyone's cup of tea but definitely different. There is a long haired brunette with half of her head shaved today staying next door to Hess in one of the rooms. She was in a white shirt, jean shorts and the sleeves on the shirt were cut off. No bra, just bare breasts hanging out the side with nips all over. She was not Grade A+ material but she gets bonus for effort. Any idea on who this is?

Saw the Famous Amanda G today around the BP / Mc the area of 34th. She was there, she was gone, she was there, she was gone.

Older Monica and another latin? Girl are behind Hess.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2231372]Grand pa probably served during WWII and paid his country in blood, sweat, tears and taxes. He may have just lost his wife of 52 years and just wanted to feel young again for a brief moment. I am disgusted by the morality police swarming Grand Pa's car and throwing him to the ground to cuff him. How proud these pigs must feel in finally catching and transporting Grand Pa in the back of their cruiser. This entire story disgusts me. If they don't legalize it, at least decriminalize it and have Grand Pa pay a $50 citation and let him on his way, without the humiliation and publicity that this man now has to endure.[/QUOTE]The entire St Peterammersburg piglet department, including Big Chief Hollowballs, Officer Snotdrizzle and the remaining poo posse, would all be on death row. At least Reno 911 was funy; these lobotomized losers are pathetic.

[QUOTE=JimmyCumsALot;2231372]Grand pa probably served during WWII and paid his country in blood, sweat, tears and taxes. He may have just lost his wife of 52 years and just wanted to feel young again for a brief moment. I am disgusted by the morality police swarming Grand Pa's car and throwing him to the ground to cuff him. How proud these pigs must feel in finally catching and transporting Grand Pa in the back of their cruiser. This entire story disgusts me. If they don't legalize it, at least decriminalize it and have Grand Pa pay a $50 citation and let him on his way, without the humiliation and publicity that this man now has to endure.[/QUOTE]Does he now have to register as a sex offender?

[QUOTE=GoChief58;2231458]Does he now have to register as a sex offender?[/QUOTE]Are wordy, but quite specific. Basically only if the 'worker' is a minor at the time of the act. Remember the friggin 22 Rules, use your common sense and reread Rule # 9 until you've thoroughly absorbed the concept! Here's the basic text of the law:

[URL]http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0900-0999/0943/Sections/0943.0435.html[/URL]

Just a little update on a carmel sugar coated lying Hope, she is out on the stroll this morning. I picked her up and washed her tonsils and had my fingers all in her bushwacker. Hope told me her pimp Jason is back in the shed and not being very supportive with his sticky fingers.

I dropped her off at the CandleLight so that means why the pimp of the year Jason is all tied up she is going to play and play like she is winning the lottery with every car she gets out of. I will say she looked pretty dam good but she never ever shuts up. She will talk your ears off and tells me how much she hates her pimp and he will never change. Then as she is boosting my ego with how much she misses me and how nice I am she will ask for more money. Just tell her no that is all I got and she shuts up.

[QUOTE=BrentFl;2231418]This afternoon was extremely unusual and frustrating. I saw a handful of harlots that were grade A+ material today and when circled back. Poof! GONE.

Unbelievable really. I will give a list of descriptions and where and if anyone is lucky enough let the board know.

Dunkin on 34 there was a blonde / red highlights girl (20's) in black yogo pants and tall leather boots. Amazing looking body but never saw a face. She went into Dunkin so I parked, waited and evidently that place as a door that warps to another universe because she was gone.

Behind Dunkin on 35th was a really tall brunette (30's) with tiny shorts and a tank top. Looked very very angry as she flipped off a mustang. Had to let that one go.

Coming out of the Whiz on haines, there was a tall brunette in a floral sundress that ducked into an alley and never saw her again.

(speaking of Whiz, there is a little efficiency place next door to there that a little blonde comes out of. Walk all the way to the Hess and comes back after her stroll with breakfast. Any ideas?

Saw another young, very white, brunette with her hair in a bun in a dark shirt and short jean shorts, small backpack walking 54th with from the corner of 34th and headed west. She was thumbing people down asking for a ride. Turned the corner. Gone.

Another long haired blonde with a chest tattoo last night walking haines in a red / pink shirt and shorts. This was a cutie and was 19-22? Uncle was setting up a survey site at the harley shop with their new SUV's and comm van so I had to pass.

This one is not everyone's cup of tea but definitely different. There is a long haired brunette with half of her head shaved today staying next door to Hess in one of the rooms. She was in a white shirt, jean shorts and the sleeves on the shirt were cut off. No bra, just bare breasts hanging out the side with nips all over. She was not Grade A+ material but she gets bonus for effort. Any idea on who this is?

Saw the Famous Amanda G today around the BP / Mc the area of 34th. She was there, she was gone, she was there, she was gone.

Older Monica and another latin? Girl are behind Hess.[/QUOTE]You are playing by the rules. You're remembering the rules. You got to let some go because we don't spot and stop.

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;2231996]Just a little update on a carmel sugar coated lying Hope, she is out on the stroll this morning. I picked her up and washed her tonsils and had my fingers all in her bushwacker. Hope told me her pimp Jason is back in the shed and not being very supportive with his sticky fingers.

I dropped her off at the CandleLight so that means why the pimp of the year Jason is all tied up she is going to play and play like she is winning the lottery with every car she gets out of. I will say she looked pretty dam good but she never ever shuts up. She will talk your ears off and tells me how much she hates her pimp and he will never change. Then as she is boosting my ego with how much she misses me and how nice I am she will ask for more money. Just tell her no that is all I got and she shuts up.[/QUOTE]When she hauled his lame azz out of the dumpster. He's just a Wood-headed weasel. While the weasels away the dope will surely play. It's funny that for a mere $150 he could be back, but she'd rather party with her $ instead. Pretty smart dope if you ask me?

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2231678]Are wordy, but quite specific. Basically only if the 'worker' is a minor at the time of the act. Remember the friggin 22 Rules, use your common sense and reread Rule # 9 until you've thoroughly absorbed the concept! Here's the basic text of the law:

[URL]http://www.leg.state.fl.us/Statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0900-0999/0943/Sections/0943.0435.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Sorry don't have the gonads to pick up a SW yet so what are the 22 rules?

[QUOTE=GoChief58;2232597]Sorry don't have the gonads to pick up a SW yet so what are the 22 rules?[/QUOTE]Of this site you will find them along with other helpful info. They are just one part of what should be your strategy for staying safe, out of jail and enjoying the hobby.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]

[QUOTE=GoChief58;2232597]Sorry don't have the gonads to pick up a SW yet so what are the 22 rules?[/QUOTE]Read them, practice them and stay cage free. Worked many times for me in my dreams.

[URL]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/custompages.php?pageid=MongeringRules[/URL]

[QUOTE=GoChief58;2232597]Sorry don't have the gonads to pick up a SW yet so what are the 22 rules?[/QUOTE]Click on the front page link, scroll down a bit, you will see the link on the left of the page.

I thought I would copy and paste rule number 9.

If every monger would adhere to this rule, LEO would never be able to bust a monger for solicitation.

9. AVOIDING LE STINGS. Do not EVER EVER EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy. On every board I've seen, LE always tries to make the bust without the F LE risking her ass by getting in. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT!

I saw her today running with Carmen what a pair they make. All those 2 ladies of the night needed was a set of batons as bad as they were twirling. I didn't partake as the traffic was to heavy and when they are that messed up its not worth it to me.

I am sure as Hopes pimp is busy she loves her sexy men to tweak her in and out. Hope used to tell me she actually loves screwing the men she meets its a turn on for her. So we might as well all enjoy her why we can before she goes back to shotty service again.

[QUOTE=SmackThatAss;2231996]Just a little update on a carmel sugar coated lying Hope, she is out on the stroll this morning. I picked her up and washed her tonsils and had my fingers all in her bushwacker. Hope told me her pimp Jason is back in the shed and not being very supportive with his sticky fingers.

I dropped her off at the CandleLight so that means why the pimp of the year Jason is all tied up she is going to play and play like she is winning the lottery with every car she gets out of. I will say she looked pretty dam good but she never ever shuts up. She will talk your ears off and tells me how much she hates her pimp and he will never change. Then as she is boosting my ego with how much she misses me and how nice I am she will ask for more money. Just tell her no that is all I got and she shuts up.[/QUOTE]

About Hope from months back, but don't recall physical description. Apparently she has been around for some time, and most guys know her. Can anyone help out with a description or picture?

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2232736]I saw her today running with Carmen what a pair they make. All those 2 ladies of the night needed was a set of batons as bad as they were twirling. I didn't partake as the traffic was to heavy and when they are that messed up its not worth it to me.

I am sure as Hopes pimp is busy she loves her sexy men to tweak her in and out. Hope used to tell me she actually loves screwing the men she meets its a turn on for her. So we might as well all enjoy her why we can before she goes back to shotty service again.[/QUOTE]Heard a lot about Hope, but don't recall ever getting a physical description or seeing a picture. Can anybody help a brother?

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2232729]Click on the front page link, scroll down a bit, you will see the link on the left of the page.

I thought I would copy and paste rule number 9.

If every monger would adhere to this rule, LEO would never be able to bust a monger for solicitation.

9. AVOIDING LE STINGS. Do not EVER EVER EVER discuss anything with a girl who isn't seated in your car, except to offer her a ride. THAT'S ALL YOU'RE DOING! IT'S LEGAL! Just being a nice guy. On every board I've seen, LE always tries to make the bust without the F LE risking her ass by getting in. READ THIS RULE AGAIN! IT'S IMPORTANT![/QUOTE]Decoys are taught / trained to approach the passenger side of your vehicle and to chat you up through the open window. They do their utmost to get their intended victim to make a 'deal' verbally of something of value for some sex act. They are told to NEVER enter your vehicle. If they did and you freaked out, they decoy's safety would be possibly compromised. If you chat through your open window you'd better be really careful as to what you say. A decoy will try to quickly get you to say "what you want" and "how much you're going to pay. " If you have any doubts or concerns; abort the scoop and leave the area driving safely. A missed bbj is better than arrest, fines, probation and all the other stigmas.

Did the Haines, 4th, 9th and 34th Street stole last night at about 11:00 pm. Not a soul in site except for an unmarked white Taurus sitting in the Kanes Furniture parking lot. I did see a nice looking young lady (about 25 why / o, white, long straight dark hair) siting on a bus bench just north of 54th /34th. She did not make any eye contact so I headed south. At about 1:00 am it looked as if someone left the doors open and everyone started coming out. A cute long legged blond in a tan dress, looked about mid-late 20's) was walking north of the 15th /34th. When I went for a better look, she was gone. I saw another young WSW, about 25 with frizzy hair walking towards McD's on 34th. She looked Hispanic but with POP presents I decided to pass.

I keep hearing about Haines activity but never seen any. Would this be closer to 19 or 54th?

I did manage to scoop up Sarah, a 31 why / o WSW. She was kind of chunky, not fat, and a body that looks as if it was cared for. This was at 12th and 34th. Did the LEO check and headed to her in-call not too far away. When we arrived she told me she had a friend (handler) sleeping in her room. That was the first sign that this might not be a good idea. Next, I noticed a white vehicle parked a few cars down and someone sitting in the drivers seat. This made me even more nervous so I just drove away.

I know these incidences were my paranoia but I'm not one for pushing my luck.

[QUOTE=Elusivepirate;2232964]Did the Haines, 4th, 9th and 34th Street stole last night at about 11:00 pm. Not a soul in site except for an unmarked white Taurus sitting in the Kanes Furniture parking lot. I did see a nice looking young lady (about 25 why / o, white, long straight dark hair) siting on a bus bench just north of 54th /34th. She did not make any eye contact so I headed south. At about 1:00 am it looked as if someone left the doors open and everyone started coming out. A cute long legged blond in a tan dress, looked about mid-late 20's) was walking north of the 15th /34th. When I went for a better look, she was gone. I saw another young WSW, about 25 with frizzy hair walking towards McD's on 34th. She looked Hispanic but with POP presents I decided to pass.

I keep hearing about Haines activity but never seen any. Would this be closer to 19 or 54th?

I did manage to scoop up Sarah, a 31 why / o WSW. She was kind of chunky, not fat, and a body that looks as if it was cared for. This was at 12th and 34th. Did the LEO check and headed to her in-call not too far away. When we arrived she told me she had a friend (handler) sleeping in her room. That was the first sign that this might not be a good idea. Next, I noticed a white vehicle parked a few cars down and someone sitting in the drivers seat. This made me even more nervous so I just drove away.

I know these incidences were my paranoia but I'm not one for pushing my luck.[/QUOTE]I usually turn onto Haines from off of 19/34th just before you get to Park BLVD. I ride that stretch all the way down until I get to 54th. Haines seems to be very unpredictable from my experience. But then again I'm not as seasoned as some of the other vets on this thread. And as far as your paranoia, I don't blame you one second for getting the hell out of dodge! I would do the same. And from my trial and error in this mongering hobby there have been a few times I didn't follow my first instinct and it thankfully only cost me a little coin. As Mr Rammer said in a post "it's better to miss out on a BBBJ than to take a chance on going to jail, especially with everything negative that comes with it".

Lexie doesn't want to walk anymore and has gone exclusively BP and appointment only.

Digits for anybody who doesn't seem like a douche.

She owes me for the new phone and a few other things.

Anybody seen Malia recently? I had a minor business venture ready to go with her before that unfortunate incident.

[QUOTE=JordanXL;2233013]I usually turn onto Haines from off of 19/34th just before you get to Park BLVD. I ride that stretch all the way down until I get to 54th. Haines seems to be very unpredictable from my experience. But then again I'm not as seasoned as some of the other vets on this thread. And as far as your paranoia, I don't blame you one second for getting the hell out of dodge! I would do the same. And from my trial and error in this mongering hobby there have been a few times I didn't follow my first instinct and it thankfully only cost me a little coin. As Mr Rammer said in a post "it's better to miss out on a BBBJ than to take a chance on going to jail, especially with everything negative that comes with it".[/QUOTE]May also be found on or near Haines between 54th and 50th Ave. The square bounded by 54th and 50th Aves; and Haines and 28th Streets is also sometimes fertile worker grounds. The nearby rundown trailer parks, cheap apartments and local pharmacies all serve to keep a fairly steady stream of talent around. Talent may also be found on / near Haines from the Egg Platter south to 54th Ave.

[QUOTE=AdamsSausage;2232798]Heard a lot about Hope, but don't recall ever getting a physical description or seeing a picture. Can anybody help a brother?[/QUOTE]Real first name and she sometimes waitresses at Williamson's Lounge on 4th Street at 30th Ave. Her cocktails are an interesting mix if you can get her to shut her pie hole? Best way to do that is to insert your pocket python and she'll really go to town. She's a local legend of strumpetry and YMMV, but what the hell!

[QUOTE=Synful;2233170]Lexie doesn't want to walk anymore and has gone exclusively BP and appointment only.

Digits for anybody who doesn't seem like a douche.

She owes me for the new phone and a few other things.

Anybody seen Malia recently? I had a minor business venture ready to go with her before that unfortunate incident.[/QUOTE]Like I go through strumpets. Well maybe I'm a little worse? Hope she takes the initiative to keep it charged and turn it on? I've been avoiding her with all her drama and instability, but she does know how to tame a wild cobra! Maybe she'll do a better job of keeping her appointments this time since Pisstopher is gone?

[QUOTE=RobinHood1984;2229563]Seen carmen a few times now. No complaints from me. She's fun to play with and does not use needles and has no baggage / flies around.[/QUOTE]Got her digits? What was the damage? Services? PM me if you want.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2233655]Like I go through strumpets. Well maybe I'm a little worse? Hope she takes the initiative to keep it charged and turn it on? I've been avoiding her with all her drama and instability, but she does know how to tame a wild cobra! Maybe she'll do a better job of keeping her appointments this time since Pisstopher is gone?[/QUOTE]She's staying with me so she's actually on top of stuff right now. Her pill habit is under control. Just enough to keep her from getting sick, and she's not touching anything else.

I don't get involved in the business side of things outside of an occasional paid ride or BackPage ad, but she is going to be doing some Internet work for me which has a massive financial upside.

This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?

Where was she? 4th, 9th, 34th, Haines? She sounds interesting.

Was out and about this afternoon (yeah, never a great time I know!) and nada on 34th from Central to 62nd or along Haines.

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2233779]This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bajingo;2233779]This morning about 5:30 I missed on a nice looking petite blonde. Looked a lot like Jen Z in her day if you know who that was. Except more golden blonde where Jen was that white blonde. She's about 5'2" 105 had a narrow face. Like 22 -24.

Still would like to find little-Bit again anybody see her?[/QUOTE]Fits that description and had been working 9th ave around MLK area.

Aka Jessica sweet chest is out and about spreading her cheer to happy mongers in the New Plaza area. She's crazy as a loon, but has a tight azzed body. Catch her before Snotdrizzle and crew decide to take her back again!! No digits, but I hope to get her on the peter rammersburg free phone program soon?

I want to put it out there that Hope is back in the business already of wheeling and dealing and stealing. Whatever you do don't go in the store for her and leave the car running. As Ms Hope will leave the premises with your car and you inside. Hope was able to haul ass and get a room at the Holiday Bread and Breakfast for 5 k and then check out within 6 hours. But she left Jason the pimp sitting there alone all this time and he still sits. What a nice wife she would make a guy with all that love.

Amazingly she has an insider who puts up the change but she is heavy on the dope right now so becareful or you will lose your wheels to this special kind of Hope!

And yes the little boa milking bunny will be hopping along the python trail in search of her fresh milk today!! We got a scare last night when Deputy Snotdrizzle and posse tried to shut her down. The monger Gods struck fast and rescued our fair python princess; so the Hope is not lost. Don't know if the $550 was a wise investment, but thank you Santa for our early Christmas gift?

Did some window shopping yesterday afternoon and things were very quiet. Saw Maria behind Hess and a few others on 34th near McDonalds. Over by Haines saw Tina looking a bit skinny, but nice. Saved the best for last when out of nowhere slithered Brenda the cobra bender! She's been utr lately and living with her parents nearby. Was sober, but now has some new pharmaceutical needs. Whatever meds she's on; she looked great and is now a member of my cheerleading squad! She's a very good girl, aims to please and has very modest needs. I give her 5 pythons for her performance.

There was activity on 34th street near 54th ave with Ashley and a couple of others. Haines had a few hags and also Tina as well. Hess was quiet except for sorry-azzed Randi begging for love and looking really ragged. Further south there were quite a few from Amscot to Central Ave. Behind New Plaza it was pretty busy as well. Big Chief Hollowcock had his boys swarming the New Plaza area and also near Salem's. Saw quite a few in the eye of Hollowcock's storm despite his piglets presence.

All in all; not a lot out. But if you were patient and careful, your cobra would get exactly what he needed.

So last Saturday was a long night of heavy drinking and I decide to check out the stroll, I was 1 foot in the grave drunk and I spot a very thing taller girl from what I remember she was brunette. Found around 34th / central and she hops in do a LEO check then BBBJ she's doing decent work but I'm so drunk I decide I need to get laid to finish we agree on price and she mounts up no hesitation. It was great however mid way through I couldn't remember if I put on a condom or not. Well 1 min later I filled her up and that confirmed I did not. I clean up best I could and since then I'm having MAJOR anxiety that I have aids but I can't go test yet cause it was 3 days ago and I guess I have to wait.

Anyone else gone bareback and lived to tell about it?? I want to try and track Her down but I honeslty can't remember what she looks like other than thin tall brunette and bigger teeth.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2234284]Aka Jessica sweet chest is out and about spreading her cheer to happy mongers in the New Plaza area. She's crazy as a loon, but has a tight azzed body. Catch her before Snotdrizzle and crew decide to take her back again!! No digits, but I hope to get her on the peter rammersburg free phone program soon?[/QUOTE]Is the new plaza. Been trying to figure thar out for months. BTW, saw a nice looking, very tall (maybe over 6' thin young girl,19-20?, maybe short light brown hair. Forgot hair color LOL, in jogging shorts and sleeveless top. Looked too good to be a working girl. Walking north on MLK from 8th to 12th. Pasted her and pulled into park near 10th. Did not give her a clear signal. She walked by. Watched her as she meandered up around 12th. Not like she had any place in particular to go, no hurry. Circled around and lost her. Anyone have a clue who she is?

On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.

[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2235367]On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.[/QUOTE]It was a colossal disappointment this afternoon when I spotted Jessica near New Plaza. She hadn't bathed for a couple of days, had no sleep and looked like shit. She's hanging at the chicken coop of 35th Street with the other rock stars.

Is back at his cock block campaign today, but it's a loosing cause for his dumb azz. The ranks of our harlots are a bit lighter, but new talent is stepping forward as I write this. The sacred profession of harlotry will long out live our chump azzed chiefy. In a short while I'll be meeting a little cheer leader friend to engage in lewd and laschivious acts right here in Big Chief Hollowhead's town. You can't shut this game down because we got phones lardazz!! Just kidding; we really worship you chief!

[QUOTE=Dinosluck;2235367]On a stroll on 34th this afternoon found nothing but Randi by Checkers looking for meal money. Drove Haines from 54th to the end and nada.[/QUOTE]I was contemplating even writing this report, because for the first time I feel one of my reports has no nutritional value to you all. I have nothing to add to Deno's assessment. We probably exchanged gas fumes today. I saw nothing but Dandi Randi and her lawn mower by checkers. I guess this is more of a rant then a report. My timing has been completely off this past month, because I'm not seeing spit on the streets, except the one older transient dude that never wears a shirt or shoes that cleans the BP bathrooms next to the Hampton on 34th street north for a shiny nickel. I have been seeing this dude for years. He never wears a belt and is always clenching his pants that are two sizes to big from falling down. He seems like a nice dude from a far I guess. He walks the same path as many of our Strumpet's, but Dude is not all there as he will wear sweatshirts during the summer and go shirtless during the winter. I was thinking of buying him a McRib to do some recon for me. Sorry for this pointless report. It's pretty bad when the bum gets more press then the girls.