Massage Parlor Reports

Patience and planning. Until you establish a record with an Asian Apartment Papasan your batting average is going to be something like 1 in 5 or worse now with LE doing a full court press. Problems like everything from hang ups in response to questions to not picking up at the last phone call from the parking lot. It's all part of the learning process and no one can spell out all of the fine details and pitfalls for you without writing an entire book on mongering which will allow LE to up their game too.

Give it your best shot and realize that every new girl is a risk (just like every new client is a risk to them) and either accept taht risk or find something else to amuse yourself.

Or stay home and poute if you prefer.

[QUOTE=Jasper Malloy; 1080089]Oh, it's worse than that. Bad upsell. Front and back is an hour. Front, back, and something extra is going to be ninety minutes PLUS tip. I have a friend who had that experience then made a return visit, figuring that this time he'd be recognized as OK. No such luck. Same treatment.

To be upsold to $1.3 for a so-so ninety-minute rubdown plus a little action from someone who was probably quite attractive in the 80's is not for me. If that was the expected total, that would be one thing. The upsell and the wasted time is like flipping a customer the bird. [/QUOTE]Seeing your post just made me feel alot better about taking the hh as a way to see what's up. Not sure about you other mongers, but I always do the hh when I toftt. Thanks for the info bro.

Man I love this board. You guys are the best.

But on a more serious note, anyone know anything about bd massage?

I appreciate the feedback, I will try to do my homework without cheating of the test.

I usually don't report cause all my visits are to mainly the same places and I always get whats expected. The latin places are nice at times. They are younger which is a plus, but they have a few of the plumpers that feel they should and will charge what the hot ones do. I have asked to see whats available and if anyone else was free and was told noone was so I leave. Knowing what I'm going there for I should and will pick and choose for that price. I can say though the little plumper (30.00 CL) that gave me my last massage did try her hardest at working out the kinks as well as spent time massaging my ass cheeks which actually felt really good.

Massage school people you can find them under shaving on CL. They have two spots the downtown location as well as the lakeview area. Stand up shower in lakeview, as well as the room they put me in had sheets and towels hanging off of the walking bar. There is an apt upstairs that people are extremely loud in, so don't plan on an quiet experience.2 of the last AMPs I went to seemed to be upset with the tip I have given, this is the same I have always given for the same experience, she even said I make you feel good you have no more. No were in a recession I told her, She then said you give me more next time.

I wish I could find my old favorite from Lisunia, it would make me complete again.

Melt your stress away with a warm, soothing massage for your tired, aching muscles. We use a combination of Swedish, Deep tissue and Soft touch. We offer you your own private room with heated massage table. We have oils, candles and music to fit the mood. See why our clients say we have "The best hands in the business". All of our sessions are incalls and by appointment only. We have two friendly Asian therapists with great personalities ready to serve you! Schedule your appointment today by calling me direct at 630-276-9669. My time slots fill up fast!

Rate Chart (Incalls only) (No 30 minute sessions)

Time Price

4 Hand Special! (60 minutes) $100

60 minutes $70

90 minutes $100

We are located in Elmhurst and are close by the following cities: Villa Park, Lombard, Hillside, Addison, Oakbrook Terrace

Butterfield at Avery, 60126

Anyone have any info. I have an appointment for Monday night. Just want to know what to expect.

This is good legit SPA, all girls know there trade. The quality of place and massage is really good. They open late. The asian girls stay late others you need an early appointment. Enjoying the legit part so haven't tried for mileage.

[QUOTE=Mishima; 1074287]There was one report back to July on this fairly new spa close to paulina and HK spa.

You could always find its information on CL. It started business about one year ago.

I went there cuase I saw two young girls there when I stop by one day.

Also, few days ago, I saw open sign at 10 pm. This imples they have good business, maybe.

Txxx is a young skinny girl I want to try, but unluckily she was with another monger.

She wears jean every time I saw her.

Then I refused to get massage by a bigger asian, owner recommend her hard massage to me.

Finally, Faxxa was my provider that day.

Her massage was OK (6.5/10, and spoke fluent English. She kept me covered all the time.

And door was not fully closed. I don't know it's a game cause I am a 1st time visitor (or her 1st time customer)

Or this is actually a legit place. (in chinatown area? )

Please pm if you have suggestions on this place.

Two other russians sisters and one latina are working there. But probably call before you visit.

They don't have regular schedule, and girls only work 4 days a week.

Door is.65, I left.1 for tip and got a.05 off card for next time visit.

Place is really clean. And they use paper sheet one the bed.

I didn't try shower.

On my way home, few family gathering in front of Xuxx spa. Usually, every afternoon around 3 to 5, people are talking there. I don't think it's a good thing for a spa. They see so many customers in and out. [/QUOTE]

Rtr.

One of the thing about us "oldsters" (I am a LTL) is that we don't readily divulge so much information as to give LE a piece of candy. We follow the 'oldster' rules of being respectful of the providers and ensure that they will want to stay around and provide, lest take chances and have their entire menu placed out in the open for all to see.

Something that the 'youngsters' who are running into brick walls should keep in mind.

[QUOTE=Rtr111; 1074516]I was by this shop last week and the sign on the door gave instructions to call a phone number if there was no answer at the door. The phone had a stock recording stating that the phone has been disconnected. This place was or had been connected to Elegant on 26th. There may be a connection to their closing but maybe not. There is a third MP that had a connection but is still open. If you don't know what I'm talking about I apologize but I won't give out that information in an open forum, seeing what is going on out there to the reliable MPs.

It's to bad that that we have apparently lost two more MPs. I think that it is fair to say that owners of establishments like Rose, Copper Tan, and Archer Spa may be following a safer business model which refuses to give permission to the girls to make a little extra money. I know that some of the girls in these places may brake the house rules but there are NO guarantees that these girls will take a chance with every guy that comes in the door. It really helps to be an oldster in this game. Old = safe to the trade. [/QUOTE]

Does anyone have recommendations for an outcall massage provider who can discretely come to my office? I am frequently the only one here and would like to get a FS massage similar to what I would get at the AMP / LMT. Feel free to PM me any info or post what you can publicly.

Thanks

Almost had my first strike out at a place in the Chinatown area that I regular. Girl said "no, no, I don't know you" when I pointed to mr. Happy after she said massage was finished. Had never had her before. I insisted that I always get HE there but she kept saying no. However, I convinced her despite her standing there pretending to be afraid to touch it. It was actually pretty nice because I get the idea she doesn't do that often or at all.

She definitely made it clear from the start there would be no extra's and she was the first in many times to this place that did so. Then I come on here to report and see there are some crack-downs and everyone acting weird about giving out info. So I guess I won't either.

My feeling is that if you're going to be vague about location and results then what's the point? Some of you say it's not ok to give details then proceed to go off into a barrage of acronyms explaining exactly what services you received and from who as if the police haven't figured out the "code". Ohh, yeah, they'll never figure out that HE means "happy ending" or that BJ means "blow job". Others say things like, "I went to that place by the thing and got you know what from you know who. " Um, no I don't. That's why I'm here.

So, if it's true that these posts are resulting in crackdowns then everyone might as well just quit posting them on any level. I posted a pretty detailed post on Elegant a while back and can't help wondering if it is part of what got them shut down. But although I was detailed, LE gets the same info as they would have from the laughable "code", I just made it more colorful. And like I said if you're going to be so vague to where the info is un actionable then what's the point?

The most absurd are the senior members who come to post things like, "Just had a great massage and FS ending" but then go on to explain that they won't say where, what, or with who unless you already know where, what and with who. Gee, thanks.

So, I've got my favorite place and I guess from now on I just keep my mouth shut about it.

Just my.02

[QUOTE=Mitsom;1082485]My feeling is that if you're going to be vague about location and results then what's the point? .... So, if it's true that these posts are resulting in crackdowns then everyone might as well just quit posting them on any level .... The most absurd are the senior members who come to post things like, "Just had a great massage and FS ending" but then go on to explain that they won't say where, what, or with who unless you already know where, what and with who. Gee, thanks.[/QUOTE]More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that. Then again, <I some</I details can increase business for the good providers, hopefully starving out the crappy ones in a sexual Darwinian thing. (Not literally starving, of course) I've never seen a girl without several reviews, not just to stay away from LE, but to make sure my limited funds are spent having a great time.

We should be sharing info, not just to stay safe, but to reward solid providers and get rid of the thieves, liars, and scammers.

Jessica, the manager, said that Anna had left, but was vague as to whether it was for a vacation, personal business, or something else (maybe the management got hip to the extra service and asked her to leave. Anyone have any intel as to where she may have relocated to? Certainly a great loss to the community. Please pm me or post online if you spot her somewhere.

Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H

[QUOTE=Twohands1212; 1082719]Hey all,

Going to be in town on business here soon; and I plan to rtff, but real quick what's the damage out there for a fun trip to the AMP?

I'll trade info on Seattle if your interested.

2H[/QUOTE]$160-170 depending on where you go. Chinese apartments are $160. Storefront will be $70+tip.

[QUOTE=Phillipk1;1082584]More or less seconded. I get that no one wants to get a provider or MP in trouble, and more details increases the chance of that. [/QUOTE]There is no need to disclose here the details of what you do or don't get. The details of whether or not you get a HE, BJ or FS are retarded to discuss in writing here.

The real topics to be discussed are:

- Were the pics accurate?

- If not, was the provider still acceptable?

- Was the place a dump?

- Did the place feel safe?

- Were "expected services provided". A simple yes or no.

- Would you return?

That is ALL that is really required here. Any more detail is simply bragging and does nothing for providers or other mongers. It is all about stroking your own ego at the RISK of providers and fellow mongers.

There simply is no reason to get into details beyond that.

Some will say that what I have listed above isn't enough information. To that I say "grow up". We are not shopping for a blu-ray player on Amazon. This isn't ePinions. You are ALWAYS going to have to make an informed guess and judge if you do or do not want to see a provider. A sure thing is never going to be handed to you on a plate. So grow a set and get in the game or stay at home and sit on the bench.

First report on here, so please bear with me:

I called the BP ad. It was pretty close to work, price was right, so I thought I would give it a shot.

She starts dirty talking, poorly, on the phone. Scheduled me for an afternoon appointment. I show up to apartment, after a few minutes she answers the door.

1. She was really ugly. Maybe there are several girls there (they advertise 4 and 6 hand massage, so I suppose there are, but this girl (didn't catch a name) was / shudder, not good.

2. She said she needed 10 more minutes (I had a 2:00 apt and it was 2:10 already)

3. She answered the door with a hand obviously covered in lotion / lube.

So I said "Uh, yeah, I'll come back later" and I bailed.

I guess you get what you pay for fellas.

Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

Went Sunday morning.

Cute 40 y / o Asian MT answers the door. Friendly, great body, nice rack, fair English.

$60 at door.

No screening here of any kind. So I was a little concerned it was legit.

Massage was very good.7/10. She chatted a little, nicely.5 minutes in there was significant teasing. I was uncovered for the back massage. Lots of attention to the butt, pressing her legs into my hand, brushing against my back with her chest. I followed and felt her legs and ass a little. When I got to her ass, she repositioned, so I took a hint. Damn, I'm smooth.

On the flip, she covers, so I'm back to thinking this is more legit, but I'm confused. There was a fair amount of teasing to the chest, more of her tits (fully clothed) on my face and chest, just a little teasing to the thighs. Still, good massage.

So, she says she's done with the massage. I ask, "Can you do a little more? " She says, no, she'll get in trouble, with a big smile and a giggle. So I say, I'm not LE, I can't get you in trouble, I'd love to pay you for some more attention. She replies, "you can do that, if you want". She makes no move to walk away. She's all smiles and giggles. I was totally confused. If there were no extras, and they were legit, she could have been a little more definitive about that. I told her that if she did not want to do extra, that was ok, the massage was nice, but I wanted to pay her for more. She essentially giggled.

I presume that this is a jack-shack, or the boss is watching and doesn't want extras, or it was my first time and they wait for repeat business to provide extras. I dunno.

Anyway, if more was on the menu, I'd totally go back. She was very friendly, very cute (especially the body, and gave nice massage for $60. Hell, I might go back for a rub and a flirt.

Anybody else have better luck here, or know more about this place? It's not far from work for me, so it would be nice to have a friendly place to be a regular.

Not sure if this is for Evanston / Skokie or Chicago. I've seen mention of it in both, so I'll drop this here (also, the south side of the street there IS Chicago, so I guess that's fair.

Called Cal / Touhy MP. Girl answered said "This location is already closed. We have another at Lincoln / Belmont". She wouldn't give me any other info.

Guess we got them too popular too fast.

I'm reading all the back-and-forth about whether to post or not, times being what they are with stings and elections coming up, etc.

Here is my take: Yes, most of the hard-core hobbyists here are going to keep their mouths shut about their ATFs, and even their epic wins, because they don't want Uncle Leo finding out and fucking up a good thing. Yes, the guys without that info are not going to do as well and kvetch that the purpose of this forum is sharing info.

Here's the take-away point: WE WARN EACH OTHER ABOUT RIP-OFFS!

Newbies and LTLs and hard-core mongers all can pretty much agree that the girls who perform poor or no service for the money should be outed, and if Uncle goes to hassle THEM...WHO CARES?

So, guys, by all means keep your ATFs to yourselves or share them on the back channel, but post your fails or disappointments so the rest of the kids can at least save some money (which presumably will find it's way to the GOOD providers not prominently mentioned here, where Uncle can see it.)

The game is changing, for the time being anyway. And we need to change our tactics to keep up. There's a whole WORLD of providers advertising out there. If this board becomes, at least temporarily, a place that let's the monger know who to AVOID then I believe it's purpose will be served.

Just my 0.02.

Pna

Just drove by and they have the big REVOKED sticker from the City of Chicago on their doors. The crackdown before the elections seem to be getting stronger.

AtNighthawk55 Don't get me wrong, I agree the specifics are unimportant and I don't need to hear exactly what did or didn't happen at someone's session. I just want something useful like this post:

[QUOTE=Bhorg; 1082904]Report #2 today.

Ad for a new salon on BP.

[/QUOTE]To me, this is a great post. I know where he's talking about and know what to expect, and it helps me make an informed choice. It's a bit long but there's an unusual situation at hand (no pun intended.

Asiana spa: Dumpy looking on the outside, pretty nice on the inside. Negotiations are a little annoying and it takes some convincing on your part, but you can definitely leave with a smile on your face.

Place is on Fuller&Hals.

I am about to TOFTT this wekeend, but if anyone has any info please let me know.

[QUOTE=Wi Nite Owl; 1079158]I've been trying to get facebook friend-ups from my fave EMP girls. Anyone else have the ability to get them to give out email, facebook, etc?

While not many Euro-gals love using the computer, I've traded FB info with two of them. I'm interested in discreetly trading photo's of EMP girls with others. Note: I'd really like to keep it quiet for the girls benefit. PM if you have pics as well. Cheers! [/QUOTE]This is funny. "Hey honey, why do you have so many friends that look like hookers? " Who is this Sue Kim anyhow and why are all her pictures naked? LOL.

I can see getting a phone # from a stripper or a personal # from an escort. But do you really want grandma to see you have 20 new friends who are all AMP workers?

There seem to be a bunch of AMP or LMP (Wish we had some Russian ones) on Chicago Ave, Ashland Ave, and Ashland / North, but I can't for the life of me find reviews for any of these places. I tend toward the apartment girls like TP which always delivers, but sometimes the old table shower / ms? Gets me into thinking about going to one of these places.

But, here in the Midwest it seems the storefronts are mainly operated by old bags the apartment guys won't hire so I have stopped going.

If you have any suggestions for these places PM me or post. Just looking for a good massage, and an occasional extra.

Thanks.

Believe me. I keep FB as much of a private thing as USASG! Even one or two TGTBT's on my friends list would raise an eyebrow.

[QUOTE=Badgers; 1083164]This is funny. "Hey honey, why do you have so many friends that look like hookers? " Who is this Sue Kim anyhow and why are all her pictures naked? LOL.

I can see getting a phone # from a stripper or a personal # from an escort. But do you really want grandma to see you have 20 new friends who are all AMP workers? [/QUOTE]

I guess you get what you pay for fellas. [/QUOTE]As I have previously posted, there is one lady there who goes by name of something like Daniella. She is no 10,9 or even an 8, but she is younger and kinda cute, she is a little heavy and tall, but for $30 she gives you a nice massage and decent ending. I asked for her a couple of days ago and she was not there and then I asked if Sophie was there, I believe that someone praised her on this board before. She told me her name was Sophie and so I made the drive out only to be disappointed by an older woman. She may have lied about her name. I was there so I figured I would let her give me a massage and she did give a very good massage for $30, and she gave me a hard luck story so I let her finish, but I had to close my eyes. One day I was there there was another younger woman in the apt, I don't know if she worked there and I should have got a name. She was a bit heavy too. Can someone tell me if there are any nice looking younger woman who work out of this apt?

Nice massage from a very pretty Latina who has been reported on here before. Name begins with S. Little pricey here. $70 for half hour. Seniors can pm for details. This was first time there. I was hoping someone could share their experiences there as to what may be on the menu via pm

[QUOTE=Showbob123; 1083101]Place is on Fuller&Hals.

I am about to TOFTT this wekeend, but if anyone has any info please let me know. [/QUOTE]Its expensive. Charge for salt scrub (lame). Charge for outfits . They said no touching. Charge for ending

5641 W Dempster. Morton Grove. Advertising almost everyday on Craigslist. The sign on the building says "Technicolour", but it's not. I think the owner just opened up in this space that must have been previously occupied by a placed called Technicolour. Nevertheless, it's a beautiful setup, and very clean. You get an excellent 70 minute massage with lots of "accidental" contact for $49. To me that's the deal of the century (or maybe of this economy.

I've taken 3 for the team. One session with Cindy. One with Ammie. And one with Arey. I think it may be a legit place, but I'm willing to share my experiences via PM with others who have been checking this place out. There were 2 other mongers there today at 3:00 when I arrived.

[QUOTE=SpaSearch; 1083694]5641 W Dempster. Morton Grove. Advertising almost everyday on Craigslist. The sign on the building says "Technicolour", but it's not. I think the owner just opened up in this space that must have been previously occupied by a placed called Technicolour. Nevertheless, it's a beautiful setup, and very clean. You get an excellent 70 minute massage with lots of "accidental" contact for $49. To me that's the deal of the century (or maybe of this economy.

I've taken 3 for the team. One session with Cindy. One with Ammie. And one with Arey. I think it may be a legit place, but I'm willing to share my experiences via PM with others who have been checking this place out. There were 2 other mongers there today at 3:00 when I arrived. [/QUOTE]There was a middle aged lady leaving when I went in, praising the place and the massage. Don't remember the provider's name but she wouldn't even let me take the towel off when I was face down, let alone on the flip. Nice place though, good $50 massage. See skokie board for more

I am new to all these but I wonder if anyone here who had recent experience of Nuru Massage?

Gents,

I recently went web surfing and found an Ad that had picture of three masseuses the ad suggested they were on the north side of the city. They were close to my offices and I needed a rub. So I get there and the pictures are accurate, can you believe it? It was a standard two call system and she came out to get me, so there are three attendants two PR and one AA. All I can say is that this was a fine service rendered and I will return. I am being intentionally vague because I will repeat, but if you are in the game you know massage was.55 for the hour and all else was similar to LMP's else where. I will say this was the first one that was actually worth it.

Regards,

Gf

I'll be passing through Chi-Town next weekend. The last place I visited several years ago was an Asian place that eventually went Polish, located just south-east of the 90 and 294 intersection. (It had table showers, a steam room, a whirlpool, and beautiful friendly massage therapists. It was, IMHO, the *perfect* massage therapy center)

I'll be taking 294 around the city on my drive-by heading north, and I'm hoping one of you out there can PM me a place that I should consider stopping for a very "relaxing" massage during my lunch break? I appreciate the help!

Evansville Man

I came across this advert on backpage.

http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/newbest-oriental-massage60h/6385455

Since it is close to me I decided to TOFFT. I was very pleased and will repeat.

The location is in a nondescript mini-strip. Building has 4 to 6 businesses inside. I drive by once looking for it. Door bell needed to get in. Surprised at the size inside.3 to 4 private rooms. No TS. Massage was legit (with hint. Most of the massage trigger point that really hit spots that made me jump several times.

Anna was very shy and quiet during session. For an interesting touch, after the massage she sat me up and worked my back and neck. Hot towels covered for each flip. Very soothing. After the session I was introduced to the owner that thanked me for coming. Come back you get very good massage. English very broken but was easy to communicate.

Guys, give this place a shot, you will be happy you did. Prices good too

I happened upon an old favorite today. She is helping a friend (Cherry / New Alice) for a couple of days at New Hope on Lincoln, but doesn't expect to be there after this Saturday. For those of you who have been one of her regular customers this would be an excellent why to reconnect

Miss my fav at Elegant, Cici. Any word where she moved to.

This is a sad, sad day. Anna was my ATF. I had called before to see if I could make an appt and they told me she was "out" for the week. Called the next week and they said she was "on vacation" and that I could come in anyway because they have "several other young pretty girls. " Yeah, right.

Sigh.

[QUOTE=Antonio;1082697]Jessica, the manager, said that Anna had left, but was vague as to whether it was for a vacation, personal business, or something else (maybe the management got hip to the extra service and asked her to leave. Anyone have any intel as to where she may have relocated to? Certainly a great loss to the community. Please pm me or post online if you spot her somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Based on Rtr111's report, I went to New Hope on Sat. : No sign of Anna, formerly of Copper-found another girl who said she was Annie, but then told me her name was Lily. No regrets: was pretty much the same service I was accustomed to getting from Anna-and she's younger and cuter than Anna-works there every day except Tues. And Sun.

[QUOTE=Rtr111;1084553]I happened upon an old favorite today. She is helping a friend (Cherry / New Alice) for a couple of days at New Hope on Lincoln, but doesn't expect to be there after this Saturday. For those of you who have been one of her regular customers this would be an excellent why to reconnect[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rasputin1178;1084910]Miss my fav at Elegant, Cici. Any word where she moved to.[/QUOTE]That was a heck of a first post, my friend. You sure don't ask for much.

[QUOTE=Rasputin1178;1084910]Miss my fav at Elegant, Cici. Any word where she moved to.[/QUOTE]I just PM you with her new address.