The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445573]Yragyu or whatever the fuck your name is, Dude you have way to much time on your hands! I personally did not find the post funny at all. I thought it was rather silly and immature for an old Viagra dick like yourself. I really do think you should be ashamed of yourself dude. Savanna is a lovely woman who can more than defend herself. I thought your comments were pretty sick and tasteless.[/QUOTE]We would expect that Angry Young Chris is humorless. Probably went straight over your head.

[QUOTE=Camera3;2445631]VS,

It is not my intent to question the justice system in her case. And I certainly believe in all I read that, if she had taken it to trial she may very well have won a "self defense" argument. That said, it would have take a couple years to bring to trial and, as it was, she spent minimum time in jail.

Also, I do not want to minimize the plight of abused women in our society. I have a very soft spot for all ladies in this situation. Please accept my apology as I believe we have a misunderstanding going here and that should not be.

As for being judged by a jury of my peers, I think I might pick a trial by judge. After all, I am just an old horse thief and I would not want a jury of 12 horse thieves deciding my fate.

Just sayin'.

C3.[/QUOTE]Everything is cool, a monger mistakenly said she was in jail for murder.

I felt the need to defend her in some way, the reason she became interested in guns in the first place is she was being stalked by a (Now deceased) member of the board. She reached out to me and several guys I communicate with on here wanted to "teach him a lesson" but in discussing it, it made no sense to put our lives in jeopardy (Even talking about it is a conspiracy). She was afraid to involve LE so she decided to arm herself and she told me she had a weapon within reach everywhere in her house. She lived out in the country.

Everything seemed to cool off, the stalker moved on to several girls on the coast (one sent me a BBCIP video that this guy was intimidating girls into doing with him and filming it.) Her and two other girls were scared to death of him. And then all of a sudden a monger from the coast sent me a link in 2013 to Shelby's personal tragedy. On the other hand if she had no protection it might have been her that died that night, statistically that's the more likely outcome.

I hope she works through it, it isn't going to be easy for her and her kids.

VS.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445573]It's really not that funny at all.

Yragyu or whatever the fuck your name is, Dude you have way to much time on your hands! I personally did not find the post funny at all. I thought it was rather silly and immature for an old Viagra dick like yourself. I really do think you should be ashamed of yourself dude. Savanna is a lovely woman who can more than defend herself. I thought your comments were pretty sick and tasteless.[/QUOTE]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2443354]And I owe you some apologies as well. I canshthe theould havet type much before now but I'll haveget bterriblk withnuclear Haiti's you on Thursday. Take somebody to dinner who's not so much of an asshole.[/QUOTE]First my taunt of "see if I get banned" was childish and uncalled for. Fortunately, you rose above it let me know I was being a douche without going Medieval on my ass. A Wild Turkey was gobbling in my ear that night and pecking on my head the next morning. 2nd, I should have run it by you before I posted such a "radical" idea.

But that's it. You're wrong about me trying to ingratiate myself with the girls here. If I wanted to do that I would I done what you had suggested, reinvented my self and wrote candy coated reviews of every advertiser here. Maybe I already have. I will agree that the thread is unnecessary. If more girls would reply to reviews and the providers would take them as references. But more likely the girls are just using that as an excuse to deny mongers who have written negative reviews. So be it.

And of all the objections to the thread, I have yet to hear one reason. What are these girls going to say that is so terrifying? Micropenis? Halitosis? I for one ain't afraid of bunch of girls.

Well this started out as an apology-you're a stand up guy A2.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2445915]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole![/QUOTE]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.

[QUOTE=Yragyrag;2445915]Dude! It's really not that funny at all? Really?

I don't care WHO you are, that shit was FUNNY! Well, at least everybody else (except for douche bags like you) sure thought so!

Chris5, you are so GAY. Everyone else realizes that this was not an attack on Savanna, but rather a big dump on YOU! Even your sweetheart Savanna is sitting back, rolling on the floor, and laughing uncontrollably at you right now. HINT: Her first response to it was that she thought she had posted her real age in her ads. Yeah, the Mic got dropped on YOU, douche bag, but you're too Full Of Shit to realize it.

You are JUST like our Founding Fathers! This country was founded by a group of slave owners who told us that all men are created equal. That is what's known as being ASTONISHINGLY, SPECTACULARLY Full Of Shit! You sure seem to fit that description.

You must also be related to the guy who coined the phrase "Buyer Beware", because that guy, too, was bleeding from the asshole![/QUOTE]I'm a douche? I will not give you any credibility as I do know that all my posts generate a lot of activity on this thread. You're a fucking asshole and I will NOT respond to your childish antics fool!

Grow up old man!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2446067]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.[/QUOTE]Dude please just stop talking already. Retire already!

[QUOTE=SquareDick;2446067]And no, it's not that funny. And if you think Savanna's pussy is loose then you just don't have enough meat to stuff that sausage casing.

Don't get excited Chris?, I still think you're an idiot.[/QUOTE]I love when 2 douchebags call each other out. Fucking priceless.

First, yes it was fucking funny as shit.

Second, Savanna is actually a sweetheart in person. She can bust balls with the rest of us which is why she is still here and usually the instigator. I've had breakfast, lunch and dreamt with her. This lady can handle her own and laugh at anything we throw her. She will then have fun with it and forget about it.

3rd, yes Chris5 you are a douche. Your not even close to being in Swags league and generally just try to piss everyone off and aren't real funny about it. It seems your are trying to learn but your just a short NY nerd with NY beer bar mentality. Big man behind the keyboard. Keep going and try to get all that pussy for 40 bucks. Brandi is gone you might have to dip into the pocket a little or start threatening bad reviews to the girls. I've never seem so many posts and so many in one day that actually doesn't review shit. You comment. That's your thing.

4th. Squaredick- you pulled a little temporary douchebag move, got spanked a little by A2 and put in the penalty box. But your not a real douchebag, next week you'll be out of the box and all will be fine.

Now, let's see the respose this gets. If you laugh and take it with a grain of salt great, you passed. If your offended or feel this is a personal attack and not funny then go to your wife, SP, girlfriend and getting your fucking balls back!!

DSM.

While I don't have thousands of posts to my name, mainly because I own my own business and don't have hours to dick around on the computer like some dick's do, and only dream occasionally, such as when I feel like it. Funny is funny. Get over yourself. When they add the prefix ADMIN to your name then I'll really give a crap about your opinion.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2445578]Dude take some advice and take your 11 post ass out of the trap. LOL! This thread is not for the weak. Only the strong survive.[/QUOTE]

Guys,

If you haven't read it already, you have to read Crazy Heather's latest review. Do the chicks not know that even the least literate of us can read through this shit?

Face it, no chick can write like a guy. And no guy would be happy with the service described in this flowery work of fiction.

So, here is an open statement to Heather. Provide good, consistent service at a fair donation and your dance card will be full. Continue to attempt to stick foreign objects into guy's asses and not fuck them and your clientele will be limited to those with serious mommy issues.

It's the chicks that make us feel like we are the only guy in the world that consistently are the most difficult to book a date with because they are busy. Marketing 101.

Just sayin'.

C3.

As I scrolled thru today's ads of all my esteemed, beautiful, stellar colleagues, who consistently day and day out provide a+ SERVICE to our members I stumbled upon an ed from one who just retired now asking for something for nothing, a handout. Damn girl, you can't have your cake and eat it too! Take that shit somewhere else. That is an provider advertisement section not the welfare line. Or even better get a job if you don't be in the hobby anymore.

Just sayin'.

Xoxo.

Paige.

[QUOTE=DsmMedia1;2446429]I love when 2 douchebags call each other out. Fucking priceless.

First, yes it was fucking funny as shit.

Second, Savanna is actually a sweetheart in person. She can bust balls with the rest of us which is why she is still here and usually the instigator. I've had breakfast, lunch and dreamt with her. This lady can handle her own and laugh at anything we throw her. She will then have fun with it and forget about it.

3rd, yes Chris5 you are a douche. Your not even close to being in Swags league and generally just try to piss everyone off and aren't real funny about it. It seems your are trying to learn but your just a short NY nerd with NY beer bar mentality. Big man behind the keyboard. Keep going and try to get all that pussy for 40 bucks. Brandi is gone you might have to dip into the pocket a little or start threatening bad reviews to the girls. I've never seem so many posts and so many in one day that actually doesn't review shit. You comment. That's your thing.

4th. Squaredick- you pulled a little temporary douchebag move, got spanked a little by A2 and put in the penalty box. But your not a real douchebag, next week you'll be out of the box and all will be fine.

Now, let's see the respose this gets. If you laugh and take it with a grain of salt great, you passed. If your offended or feel this is a personal attack and not funny then go to your wife, SP, girlfriend and getting your fucking balls back!!

DSM.[/QUOTE]Dude I will once again as I have done a few times to other clowns on this board, TRY and give you some advice. You more than likely will slap my hand away as other assholes on this board have done. I went back and read thru your posts and most are all pretty much garbage posts! You seem to be in love with dahlia? Your ATF is an SP you do know that right? I don't give a damm if she has five regular jobs outside the hobby. She is still an SP who sucks dick and fucks for money! Yet you praise her and advertise for her douche bag! She's an SP just like Brandi! Don't get it twisted dude. You brag about being in marketing, really? Who cares? Does that make you smarter or dumber? I personally have never been a fan of yours and your dumb ass posts. Seems you try to hard to FIT in and I don't give a shit about your marketing degree, you're still a fucking douch bag. LOL.

So here's my advice to dsm.

1) Learn to sometimes just STFU! No one really cares what you think or do.

2) Your atf is a SP! Stop talking about her as she is your wife. She will fuck Donald duck if the money is right. You're nothing special!

3) Maybe you should worry less about Chris and more about you.

4) admit you're a douche bag and accept it.

I guarantee this post from me about your dumb ass will generate more views for you than ANY post you have ever written on this board asshole! Why? Because my name is in it! Mr marketing genius!

I really should go back and read the massive amount of reviews written by you guys praising the talents of Brandii. This is the doe-eyed cutie that gave pretty good head and had all you guys fooled into thinking that was the definition of GFE. How many put her on your favorite three list? Geeze, the notes praising her and how much you guys would miss her when she announced her retirement was a bit overboard, IMHO.

Well, it appears it is now time for you guys to step up to the plate and prove something. It appears Brandii wants to buy a car and wants all her good friends on here to donate to the cause.

As a reminder, you guys blasted me when I called her "average" but a "good value" in an honest review, in contradiction to all the reviews saying she was the Holy Grail. She even called me out on it. I have seen her a few times because service was consistent and reasonable. Some of you guys fell in love with her. No issue, it is just a fact. Fall for whoever you want to.

And, yes, I have bought her lunch.

Well, I, for one, will donate to her car fund. How about you? Who else will step up? That would be Johah1, Chris5, ImChillz, Criedieki, Pditty007, maybe others. And, Cris5, since you listed her at least seven times on your favorite 3 list you should open your cheap ass wallet the most for her.

I have written to her offering my assistance. It will be interesting to see how far this goes.

C3.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2446532]Dude I will once again as I have done a few times to other clowns on this board, TRY and give you some advice. You more than likely will slap my hand away as other assholes on this board have done. I went back and read thru your posts and most are all pretty much garbage posts! You seem to be in love with dahlia? Your ATF is an SP you do know that right? I don't give a damm if she has five regular jobs outside the hobby. She is still an SP who sucks dick and fucks for money! Yet you praise her and advertise for her douche bag! She's an SP just like Brandi! Don't get it twisted dude. You brag about being in marketing, really? Who cares? Does that make you smarter or dumber? I personally have never been a fan of yours and your dumb ass posts. Seems you try to hard to FIT in and I don't give a shit about your marketing degree, you're still a fucking douch bag. LOL.

So here's my advice to dsm.

1) Learn to sometimes just STFU! No one really cares what you think or do.

2) Your atf is a SP! Stop talking about her as she is your wife. She will fuck Donald duck if the money is right. You're nothing special!

3) Maybe you should worry less about Chris and more about you.

4) admit you're a douche bag and accept it.

I guarantee this post from me about your dumb ass will generate more views for you than ANY post you have ever written on this board asshole! Why? Because my name is in it! Mr marketing genius![/QUOTE]Your favorite is Brandii, that basically sums it up for most on the board. She is sweet, don't get me wrong but when an SP says she can DT and can't then quick bragging about (oh, I promise, I can handle it this time, and I'm average size) I really didn't expect it though for 20 or 40 bucks depending if she needed rent, but both times I figured I'd at least finish after 30 minutes. She couldn't even do that. Yes, Dahlia is my current ATF but she's a SP, and don't confuse cumming with love. She gets better reviews than your little girl but then again real mongers go see her or the others or at least try. Why don't you check out the guys who review her and some of the other SPs over 40 bucks. I also don't review every fucking time like you did with Brandi because I'm allowed to see other good SPs. Degrees? Seriously, that's what you got out of it from the post. Now people are laughing more at that. You made a funny. Good boy, Congrats, they're laughing at you now. What happened to I'm only seeing under 30 thin hot chicks? Guess beggars can be choosers. Your comment about you getting more views is the exact problem people have for you. It's about you and shit, and how many people comment on you, not about what you do for the board. My point was also how much you were going to post today, you did exactly what all expect. You're the Easiest bait in the world. Go respond, you can't help it. For me, I've already stepped on the ant and won't continue this or look back.

The out.