Massage Parlor Reports

After a day at the lake she wanted to show me her sunburn. Poor baby let me make it better. God I love her tits.

[QUOTE=Utman413;2148204]Sorry about that but she's taken not just by me but her hubs might mind as well. The pics serve a dual purpose actually it gives me someplace to store them and it lets a lot of horny guys stare at her juicy little snatch and her massive tits. She won't be doing any massages except on me but I thought why not share with a bunch of guys who would appreciate her assets while they bust a nut to them.[/QUOTE]Don't take this personal, but as constructive criticism. I don't rag out newbies as we need all we can get to keep this forum going. But according to Jackson and A2, "the purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " You have nine posts, seven deal with your married girlfriend, one is intelligible, and one deals with massage lady. Your seven posts dealing with your girlfriend does nothing to accomplish the purpose of this forum. Your girlfriend is what we call "Private Stock" or simply "P.S. " When you post about your private stock, you are telling everyone how much better you are than the rest of us because you can bang this girl but no one else can. No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick. There are millions of photos on the internet if someone wants something to beat off to. Again, don't take this personal. But review someone that at least some of us could have access to.

[QUOTE=Utman413;2151852]After a day at the lake she wanted to show me her sunburn. Poor baby let me make it better. God I love her tits.[/QUOTE]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.

So after receiving some bad intel after the fact. LOL. I tried going to Eastern Foot Massage in Collierville. Someone told me they had a private massage room in the back in which they definitely did. There was a very attractive Asian girl probably in her 20's who did the 'massage' if that's what you want to call it. This girl definitely had no formal training whatsoever. It was pretty much one of the worst experiences I've ever had. She wouldn't shut the door. A thin mesh veil was used and you could hear all the other older women cackling in the back. They were apparently cooking back there too. This places looks just like the other Asian foot massage in Cordova. Both have a private massage room in the back. I would avoid all all cost unless you just want to go in and get your feet massaged, but they will definitely hound you for a tip. I had one woman at the Cordova location to actually follow me outside yelling about 'you tip! You tip! I generally like Asian massages, but I don't owe them a tip if the massage if not up to par!! If your feet are hurting, this is a good place to go, but don't make the mistake of getting the full body massage at either one of these places!

[QUOTE=Glockman;2152147]Don't take this personal, but as constructive criticism. I don't rag out newbies as we need all we can get to keep this forum going. But according to Jackson and A2, "the purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " You have nine posts, seven deal with your married girlfriend, one is intelligible, and one deals with massage lady. Your seven posts dealing with your girlfriend does nothing to accomplish the purpose of this forum. Your girlfriend is what we call "Private Stock" or simply "P.S. " When you post about your private stock, you are telling everyone how much better you are than the rest of us because you can bang this girl but no one else can. No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick. There are millions of photos on the internet if someone wants something to beat off to. Again, don't take this personal. But review someone that at least some of us could have access to.[/QUOTE]Point taken and no I don't take it personal.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2152147]Don't take this personal, but as constructive criticism. I don't rag out newbies as we need all we can get to keep this forum going. But according to Jackson and A2, "the purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women. " You have nine posts, seven deal with your married girlfriend, one is intelligible, and one deals with massage lady. Your seven posts dealing with your girlfriend does nothing to accomplish the purpose of this forum. Your girlfriend is what we call "Private Stock" or simply "P.S. " When you post about your private stock, you are telling everyone how much better you are than the rest of us because you can bang this girl but no one else can. No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick. There are millions of photos on the internet if someone wants something to beat off to. Again, don't take this personal. But review someone that at least some of us could have access to.[/QUOTE]VERY well said! I don't think he is anything but a Troll and should be ignored or banned.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Pretty damn nasty.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Damn. That's almost as good as getting your dog to lick your balls. But then I'm from Mississippi and we are fond of our dogs.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2153467]Damn. That's almost as good as getting your dog to lick your balls. But then I'm from Mississippi and we are fond of our dogs.[/QUOTE]Where do you say that before? Was it the covered hand job? LO L.

From Ohio but was in Memphis on a business trip and was reading up on here, several times I read of Q and was not able to find specific info on it, went to another site and this was the only one that started with a Q so I was hoping it was the place.

Anyways, I arrived around 1015 so right after opening. Front doors were wide open, and I was welcomed in by two ladies, one older and one younger. The younger one was still grooming, shaving her legs and stuff and I was taken to a very dark room and they lit a candle, she explained that the whole building was w / o power for whatever reason, good thing the temps were decent or it would have been hot and humid.

The massage was blah, not what I would call a massage, she just pushed all over my body, no rubbing or anything, EXCEPT when she was down near my butt and inner thighs, she would rub in that area. After awhile, she went and softly started to rub my butt while moving her hands up and making light touches to my balls, she then had me flip, did lots of sensual touching before she grabbed JR and asked if it was ok, of course I said yes, she put some lotion or something on her hand and started a long slow very sensual hand job, being careful not to go too fast. I had a week long load in there so it did not take long, she cleaned me up, massaged my arms a bit more and then helped me get dressed.

House fee was. 6/ HH and there was never any mention of a tip (unlike many of the places I have been either they want the tip up front or make it a point to ask), I just layed down. 3 for a tip and was on my way.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2152147]No one really gives a shit about looking at photos on this forum of someone that won't fuck, suck or rub his dick.[/QUOTE]Yeah, we all get plenty of pussy. Not really interested in what he is getting unless she wants to fuck us as well (and frankly, I'm so busy with all the pussy I got lined up that I'm not sure I would have time for what he is showing us anyway).


[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]LOL..... that guy is just proud of what he is getting. There is someobody for everybody. But hey, I'm happy for him.... maybe he just doesn't get much pussy and needs a place to brag about it. At least he posted in the massage thread.... nothing good ever happens in this thread anyway, so its not like he wasted any space here.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2141187]Try Stephanie, Chrissy, Aries, Sweet Melissa, Sweet Sarah, or Memphis Nicole. All will get naked, suck and fuck you, will not rob you, and usually do DATY. Although not UTR, you might consider Mimi. In fact, you might consider any lady I photograph. Why I don't understand the allure of AMPs is that you are lying naked on a table and wondering whether or not this lady is going to jack you off. From what I gather, more often or not the answer is no!. Even if she does, she makes you feel like a cheap bastard for not tipping more. I have been told that wondering if you are going to get a happy ending is part of the fun. For me, I prefer a sure thing.[/QUOTE]Well after a few more extra oily trips to Ocean, I took Glockman's advice. I was able to book Mimi on short notice. For $, I got CBJ and FS. The only reason posting on this board and not the backpage board us to compare to AMPs. For the same money as going to the Q for a HH I got so much more. On the other hand I still feel more relaxed at an AMP.

1. No hotel by the airport.

2. No hobby phone needed.

3. No getting stood up.

4. In the event of getting seen, I think I could talk my way out of going to a spa. I'm not sure if I could explain coming out of hotel to friends or the cops.

So, I will pick and choose backpage providers or oother recommendations, but mostly stick ro AMPs.

Last thought, Dallas was mentioned as a good spot. I went to Washington DC about 10 years ago and wow, for $. 6 you got all the initials from a hot girl. If they had that setup here I would be happy, tired, and broke!

I saw this ad on BP and was wondering if anyone has tried it yet.

[URL]http://memphis.backpage.com/BodyRubs/wish-you-had-a-trophy-like-me-huh-maybe-you-can-24/10850131[/URL]

[QUOTE=memphis5;2155162]For $, I got CBJ and FS. ...... For the same money as going to the Q for a HH I got so much more. On the other hand I still feel more relaxed at an AMP.[/QUOTE]Of course you did. Massage parlors are a suckers game and anyone with more than a month in the hobby knows that.

[QUOTE=memphis5;2155162]Last thought, I went to Washington DC about 10 years ago and wow, for $. 6 you got all the initials from a hot girl. If they had that setup here I would be happy, tired, and broke![/QUOTE]If you look in the right places and follow the advice of seniors, Memphis will beat almost anywhere in cost and range of services. Bigger areas might have larger selection, but unless you want something different every day for a couple weeks straight. You can get everything you want and more right here.

[QUOTE=Nucks;2152207]When I was a boy, I use to fuck a Jersey cow that had better looking tits.[/QUOTE]Man we must be from the same part of the country. Had one pee on me and I told my Mom I fell in the creek. Hell it was 5 miles away. LOL just having a litte fun with my man Nucks. LOL.