General Reports

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4227105]According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm tempted to try the Kiiroo Titan, it is a bit more practical.

I recently decided to try to remember all the providers I have used here on the Space Coast. It was not as easy as I thought it might be. Every time I thought I had a complete list another lady would come to mind. I am certain my list, although somewhat extensive, is no yet complete. Do any of you guys make any attempt to remember or document the providers you have visited? Since I am a snowbird that is usually only here for a week or two at a time I felt certain that I could recall all the ladies off the top of my head. Not so easy. What do you fellas do and how do you do it?

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4227105]According to the article on Twitter, this is a Sperm Donor Machine. It could also be a Hand Job Vending Machine. There's lots of places these would come in handy, like those long waiting lines at the DMV and airline baggage check-in. Many questions though. Are they self-cleaning? How do they keep the donations separated? Is it lubricated? Are magazines or videos provided? Can you smoke afterwards? Will it affect the rub and tug business?

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVHG-TUIRxw[/URL][/QUOTE]I wonder if it has a big fat ass on the other side? . And then what happens if you knock it up? Machines never die, TALK about a lifetime child support payment!

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;4249660]I wonder if it has a big fat ass on the other side? . And then what happens if you knock it up? Machines never die, TALK about a lifetime child support payment![/QUOTE]Great to have you back, Tarpo.

[QUOTE=Otto22;4249406]I recently decided to try to remember all the providers I have used here on the Space Coast. It was not as easy as I thought it might be. Every time I thought I had a complete list another lady would come to mind. I am certain my list, although somewhat extensive, is no yet complete. Do any of you guys make any attempt to remember or document the providers you have visited? Since I am a snowbird that is usually only here for a week or two at a time I felt certain that I could recall all the ladies off the top of my head. Not so easy. What do you fellas do and how do you do it?[/QUOTE]Otto I do this when I drive by hotels. Try to remember every date I've had there. 192 and highway 70 are my hot spots! 20 years worth.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4249745]Great to have you back, Tarpo.[/QUOTE]Thank You Sir, Its nice to be back as well!

I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;4250016]I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.[/QUOTE]I require mine to look like their pictures or a very good representation LOL.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;4250016]I was just having an interesting PM conversation with someone and I thought I would throw this question out to the fellow members.

Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?

I'll start, and my "requirement" is "stiletto heels". I'll actually tip better if they actually wear them the entire time I am with her! If she doesn't have them, I'll sometimes go and get them before I arrive!

Just wondering if anyone is as quirky as I am.[/QUOTE]I generally like them to have a pulse, but can make exceptions depending on circumstances. LOL!

No, actually I am probably one of the pickiest bastards around. I have great difficulty finding a good provider, especially on the Space Coast. That said, there have been a few.

Back to your question, if I had to choose one thing, I'd say she has to be more than just willing to kiss. She has to enjoy it. Bonus points if her style matches mine. Nothing gets me going better than a great kisser.

If the provider doesn't really enjoy kissing, I won't repeat or recommend.

[QUOTE=Littleshyguy;4250073]I generally like them to have a pulse, but can make exceptions depending on circumstances. LOL!

No, actually I am probably one of the pickiest bastards around. I have great difficulty finding a good provider, especially on the Space Coast. That said, there have been a few.

Back to your question, if I had to choose one thing, I'd say she has to be more than just willing to kiss. She has to enjoy it. Bonus points if her style matches mine. Nothing gets me going better than a great kisser.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sportster2005;4250458]If the provider doesn't really enjoy kissing, I won't repeat or recommend.[/QUOTE]They have to allow, no they have to enjoy, kissing.

They need to orgasm several times.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;4250016]
Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?[/QUOTE]I like them to be freshly showered, smelling nice and to put the phone away while I'm there.

[QUOTE=Tarpo63;4250016]Do you have a "requirement" from your provider?[/QUOTE]Back in the day, when I was in the hobby, the following were highly desirable:

- NO PERFUME! (could get in trouble with my CO otherwise).

- Freshly showered earned several points.

- Very low volume provider.

- BBBJ + CIM + SW earned several points in my will-repeat algorithm. (DT racks up a bunch of points too).

- No prior child-delivery treatment of the birth canal. (I like'them tight, although that's typically not a problem for me).

- Under 30 year old Preferred.

P.S.: All of the above are pretty much guaranteed with a good SB arrangement.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4251017]I like them to be freshly showered, smelling nice and to put the phone away while I'm there.[/QUOTE]Wholeheartedly agree. If a provider smells like burnt latex, yuck. Freshly showered is a necessity.

[QUOTE=DarkKnight2K;4252436]Wholeheartedly agree. If a provider smells like burnt latex, yuck. Freshly showered is a necessity.[/QUOTE]HYGIENE is the #1 thing. .. Has to be clean in all areas.