Strip Club Reports

Q. for the more widely travelled guys.

Of the major metros within a few hours drive of STL (Louisville, Indy, Memphis, Chicago, Nashville), which city is going to have the best clubs for a little extra fun with white dancers (much love to the AA girls, but not my preference)?

- Have never been to any clubs in Indy, Louisville, or Nashville.

- I hate driving around Chicagoland, so that's at the bottom of the list for me.

- KC isn't on the list b / c I know there's nothing there.

- Memphis is. Eehhhhh, but would consider it.

I've heard the obvious answer is to hop a flight to Detroit, but that's out of consideration at the moment.

[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6559844]Went to Miss Kitty's Saturday. 4 whole cars in the lot. I thought it might pick up, but it was deader than dead. As my luck runs the only one who was available was AA (I'm just not attracted).

It just seems like they don't know how to play the game anymore. Very forced, perfunctory small talk. Culminating in the pitch: $100 to the house and $250 for a BJ. Laughable, and also explains why the place is f*ing empty![/QUOTE]The Bread and Butter was the lap dance and sell big beers. The girls at Main Street never hustled for drinks and a Cash Advance was no fee. Miss K took the ride for 10 years keeping a similar business model intentionally or not. It's they were successful. As things have gone down hill all you get are disfigured junkies. Oh the good ol days. A $5. 00 lap dance & $50.00 private.

[QUOTE=Prof30;6569973]Q. for the more widely travelled guys.

Of the major metros within a few hours drive of STL (Louisville, Indy, Memphis, Chicago, Nashville), which city is going to have the best clubs for a little extra fun with white dancers (much love to the AA girls, but not my preference)?

- Have never been to any clubs in Indy, Louisville, or Nashville.

- I hate driving around Chicagoland, so that's at the bottom of the list for me.

- KC isn't on the list b / c I know there's nothing there.

- Memphis is. Eehhhhh, but would consider it.

I've heard the obvious answer is to hop a flight to Detroit, but that's out of consideration at the moment.[/QUOTE]Work takes me to Louisville / Frankfort / Lexington a few times a year. FS is available for 200 or less at AMPs. Lexington clubs have gone downhill. You might find some action in the club, but it is going to be pricey.

[QUOTE=EddieBoy1;6570029]The Bread and Butter was the lap dance and sell big beers. The girls at Main Street never hustled for drinks and a Cash Advance was no fee. Miss K took the ride for 10 years keeping a similar business model intentionally or not. It's they were successful. As things have gone down hill all you get are disfigured junkies. Oh the good ol days. A $5. 00 lap dance & $50.00 private.[/QUOTE]Those were the days, my strip club virginity was taken at Main Street. Summer of 1992 between my junior and senior year of high school. A group of us had fake IDs and went there and the big giant black guy at the top of the stairs said, "I'll let why'all in, but you have to buy two macho mugs!" We looked at each other and said OKAY! LOL. My first lap dance was from a big white, Amazon looking blonde named Barbie and my first strip club crush was a beautiful brunette named Jordan. I've done a lot of traveling and to this day Main Street is the best strip club I've ever been to.

[QUOTE=BuderBum314;6570450]Those were the days, my strip club virginity was taken at Main Street. Summer of 1992 between my junior and senior year of high school. A group of us had fake IDs and went there and the big giant black guy at the top of the stairs said, "I'll let why'all in, but you have to buy two macho mugs!" We looked at each other and said OKAY! LOL. My first lap dance was from a big white, Amazon looking blonde named Barbie and my first strip club crush was a beautiful brunette named Jordan. I've done a lot of traveling and to this day Main Street is the best strip club I've ever been to.[/QUOTE]😉 I can recall at least three separate incidents where the door man tossed guys down that long stairwell for talking back about "insisting or having to buy" macho mugs 🤪. That was a wild place at times, and I also noticed "young" guys in the club. Them telling me they were 17/18 and that a former classmate was working there.

For wide open fun I always thought Platinum Club Brooklyn and PTs Centerville were the most consistent. To each their own! Roxy's was my first trip w my older brother and his friend when I was 19 . Shaking in my shoes w adrenaline & anxiety, 1981. Those legendary days / nights on the east side are long gone. I heard of many bad & unfortunate incidents as well. Fortunate that I never encounter anything that serious.

[QUOTE=Tony9;6573381]😉 I can recall at least three separate incidents where the door man tossed guys down that long stairwell for talking back about "insisting or having to buy" macho mugs 🤪. That was a wild place at times, and I also noticed "young" guys in the club. Them telling me they were 17/18 and that a former classmate was working there.

For wide open fun I always thought Platinum Club Brooklyn and PTs Centerville were the most consistent. To each their own! Roxy's was my first trip w my older brother and his friend when I was 19 . Shaking in my shoes w adrenaline & anxiety, 1981. Those legendary days / nights on the east side are long gone. I heard of many bad & unfortunate incidents as well. Fortunate that I never encounter anything that serious.[/QUOTE]If you need any proof that the East side days are gone, never to return, you need look no further than these last two posts. No one really posts anything on here close to what the old days used to be. It's all nostalgia now. And anyone who says you can still have fun on the east side: maybe. But it'll cost ya.

It's time to let things go. We'll likely never see those days again.

[QUOTE=BuderBum314;6570450]Those were the days, my strip club virginity was taken at Main Street. Summer of 1992 between my junior and senior year of high school. A group of us had fake IDs and went there and the big giant black guy at the top of the stairs said, "I'll let why'all in, but you have to buy two macho mugs!" We looked at each other and said OKAY! LOL. My first lap dance was from a big white, Amazon looking blonde named Barbie and my first strip club crush was a beautiful brunette named Jordan. I've done a lot of traveling and to this day Main Street is the best strip club I've ever been to.[/QUOTE]That was Cary telling you to get a Macho Mug. I ran into him at a New Years Event downtown for families a few years after it closed. He saw me and said- MACHO MUG!! We laughed. Needless to say I was a regular.

[QUOTE=Jeffc574;6570304]Work takes me to Louisville / Frankfort / Lexington a few times a year. FS is available for 200 or less at AMPs. Lexington clubs have gone downhill. You might find some action in the club, but it is going to be pricey.[/QUOTE]Ck out clubs in Springfield, IL. Lots of them and customer friendly! All those IL politicians keep 'them in business!

I checked out Diamond's Cabaret, Hustler, and Scarlett's.

**Diamond's Cabaret.

I started here. I got there at 9 and the place was a little slow, but I will say this place has the best looking girls (in my opinion. So pretty much skinny with small / medium boobs and a pretty face). I don't think I saw one unattractive girl. 8+'s all around. I've been here before where I got the impression that extras were available but this night I didn't get that impression. The girls I saw seemed to me it would take some effort and money to get OTC or extras but possibly available if you're interested in blowing your wallet or have a lot more game than I do (which shouldn't be that hard as I have 0 game.) I didn't bother getting any dances as the quote I got was $60 a dance, $150 for 3 dances. Later I did get a quote for $225 for 30 minutes in the small room which was a bit better but wasn't looking to spend that. If you find the right girl at the right time, I'm sure you could get something going in that small room for a bit of money. I did get one number here I'll probably try to set some OTC up if possible.

**Scarlet's Cabaret.

I was getting kind of horny but feeling like no extras were going to be available I thought I'd check out Scarlet's. Didn't stay long as the quality here is just not what it used to be. There were probably 5 girls total that looked pretty (in my opinion). 2 of them were already talking to other customers. 2 of them were hispanic and I was interested to know if there was anything available for them but before I could talk to them they both were bringing people to the VIP. And another was on the stage. I got a drink and tipped the girl on the stage a bit to see if I could get some company from her but once she got off the stage she joined some other guy. I left shortly after as one thing about Scarlet's is you'll get a rotation of girls you're not interested in coming up and giving you dirty looks when you tell them you're good on not having their company (which I don't get as I don't want to spend money on them so I don't want to waste their time). Sadly Scarlet's has always been a place where the waitresses are prettier than the strippers (but hey one time I had long term OTC with 2 Scarlet waitresses, including a 3 some with both of them, so that was nice). I didn't ask anyone for prices but I've been here before and the last time I was here it was $50 a dance or $200 for 15 minutes in a private room. I'd be surprised if you could get extras for less than $400. This is definitely the place if you just want extras but the quality is so bad might as well just pick up some random girl on Listcrawler or just go to CMOWES. 375 for CFS with prettier girls and would probably be cheaper than extras at Scarlets.

**Hustler.

Night was young (like midnight) and I just wanted to check out Hustler because I haven't been in a while. Definitely pretty girls with more variety here than Diamonds (for you guys that love those big fake titties). This place is definitely impossible to get extras and highly unlikely to get OTC. I will say dances are more reasonable at $30 for a couch dance and $40 for a bed dance. Stayed for a bit. Got a couple bed dances. Tried to get the phone number or social media from a waitress but got turned down and left.

As a veteran I got into Diamond's Cabaret for $5($6 off), free at Scarlet's, and $15 ($5 off) at Hustlers. Overall I spent around $32 for 3 drinks, $80 in bed dances, $20 in cover, and another $40 tipping the stage. $172 for a decently fun night and attempt to get some OTC.

[QUOTE=StlGamerDude;6577395]I checked out Diamond's Cabaret, Hustler, and Scarlett's.

**Diamond's Cabaret.

I started here. I got there at 9 and the place was a little slow, but I will say this place has the best looking girls (in my opinion. So pretty much skinny with small / medium boobs and a pretty face). I don't think I saw one unattractive girl. 8+'s all around. I've been here before where I got the impression that extras were available but this night I didn't get that impression. The girls I saw seemed to me it would take some effort and money to get OTC or extras but possibly available if you're interested in blowing your wallet or have a lot more game than I do (which shouldn't be that hard as I have 0 game.) I didn't bother getting any dances as the quote I got was $60 a dance, $150 for 3 dances. Later I did get a quote for $225 for 30 minutes in the small room which was a bit better but wasn't looking to spend that. If you find the right girl at the right time, I'm sure you could get something going in that small room for a bit of money. I did get one number here I'll probably try to set some OTC up if possible.

**Scarlet's Cabaret.

I was getting kind of horny but feeling like no extras were going to be available I thought I'd check out Scarlet's. Didn't stay long as the quality here is just not what it used to be. There were probably 5 girls total that looked pretty (in my opinion). 2 of them were already talking to other customers. 2 of them were hispanic and I was interested to know if there was anything available for them but before I could talk to them they both were bringing people to the VIP. And another was on the stage. I got a drink and tipped the girl on the stage a bit to see if I could get some company from her but once she got off the stage she joined some other guy. I left shortly after as one thing about Scarlet's is you'll get a rotation of girls you're not interested in coming up and giving you dirty looks when you tell them you're good on not having their company (which I don't get as I don't want to spend money on them so I don't want to waste their time). Sadly Scarlet's has always been a place where the waitresses are prettier than the strippers (but hey one time I had long term OTC with 2 Scarlet waitresses, including a 3 some with both of them, so that was nice). I didn't ask anyone for prices but I've been here before and the last time I was here it was $50 a dance or $200 for 15 minutes in a private room. I'd be surprised if you could get extras for less than $400. This is definitely the place if you just want extras but the quality is so bad might as well just pick up some random girl on Listcrawler or just go to CMOWES. 375 for CFS with prettier girls and would probably be cheaper than extras at Scarlets.

**Hustler.

Night was young (like midnight) and I just wanted to check out Hustler because I haven't been in a while. Definitely pretty girls with more variety here than Diamonds (for you guys that love those big fake titties). This place is definitely impossible to get extras and highly unlikely to get OTC. I will say dances are more reasonable at $30 for a couch dance and $40 for a bed dance. Stayed for a bit. Got a couple bed dances. Tried to get the phone number or social media from a waitress but got turned down and left.

As a veteran I got into Diamond's Cabaret for $5($6 off), free at Scarlet's, and $15 ($5 off) at Hustlers. Overall I spent around $32 for 3 drinks, $80 in bed dances, $20 in cover, and another $40 tipping the stage. $172 for a decently fun night and attempt to get some OTC.[/QUOTE]Acronym help. OTC? Over the Counter? On the Cool?

[QUOTE=SkeeWurt;6577738]Acronym help. OTC? Over the Counter? On the Cool?[/QUOTE]In this thread imagine it's "Outside the club".

NO country rock??

[QUOTE=StlGamerDude;6577395]I checked out Diamond's Cabaret, Hustler, and Scarlett's.

**Diamond's Cabaret.

I started here. I got there at 9 and the place was a little slow, but I will say this place has the best looking girls (in my opinion. So pretty much skinny with small / medium boobs and a pretty face). I don't think I saw one unattractive girl. 8+'s all around. I've been here before where I got the impression that extras were available but this night I didn't get that impression. The girls I saw seemed to me it would take some effort and money to get OTC or extras but possibly available if you're interested in blowing your wallet or have a lot more game than I do (which shouldn't be that hard as I have 0 game.) I didn't bother getting any dances as the quote I got was $60 a dance, $150 for 3 dances. Later I did get a quote for $225 for 30 minutes in the small room which was a bit better but wasn't looking to spend that. If you find the right girl at the right time, I'm sure you could get something going in that small room for a bit of money. I did get one number here I'll probably try to set some OTC up if possible.

**Scarlet's Cabaret.

I was getting kind of horny but feeling like no extras were going to be available I thought I'd check out Scarlet's. Didn't stay long as the quality here is just not what it used to be. There were probably 5 girls total that looked pretty (in my opinion). 2 of them were already talking to other customers. 2 of them were hispanic and I was interested to know if there was anything available for them but before I could talk to them they both were bringing people to the VIP. And another was on the stage. I got a drink and tipped the girl on the stage a bit to see if I could get some company from her but once she got off the stage she joined some other guy. I left shortly after as one thing about Scarlet's is you'll get a rotation of girls you're not interested in coming up and giving you dirty looks when you tell them you're good on not having their company (which I don't get as I don't want to spend money on them so I don't want to waste their time). Sadly Scarlet's has always been a place where the waitresses are prettier than the strippers (but hey one time I had long term OTC with 2 Scarlet waitresses, including a 3 some with both of them, so that was nice). I didn't ask anyone for prices but I've been here before and the last time I was here it was $50 a dance or $200 for 15 minutes in a private room. I'd be surprised if you could get extras for less than $400. This is definitely the place if you just want extras but the quality is so bad might as well just pick up some random girl on Listcrawler or just go to CMOWES. 375 for CFS with prettier girls and would probably be cheaper than extras at Scarlets.

**Hustler.

Night was young (like midnight) and I just wanted to check out Hustler because I haven't been in a while. Definitely pretty girls with more variety here than Diamonds (for you guys that love those big fake titties). This place is definitely impossible to get extras and highly unlikely to get OTC. I will say dances are more reasonable at $30 for a couch dance and $40 for a bed dance. Stayed for a bit. Got a couple bed dances. Tried to get the phone number or social media from a waitress but got turned down and left.

As a veteran I got into Diamond's Cabaret for $5($6 off), free at Scarlet's, and $15 ($5 off) at Hustlers. Overall I spent around $32 for 3 drinks, $80 in bed dances, $20 in cover, and another $40 tipping the stage. $172 for a decently fun night and attempt to get some OTC.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamuelAdams;6577799]NO country rock??[/QUOTE]Nah never been. Have heard nothing good about them so didn't bother. Plus when I was leaving Diamonds my dick was speaking and I knew there were extras at Scarlets.

[QUOTE=StlGamerDude;6578251]Nah never been. Have heard nothing good about them so didn't bother. Plus when I was leaving Diamonds my dick was speaking and I knew there were extras at Scarlets.[/QUOTE]You aren't missing anything at Country Rock. The last time I was there on a busy night, of the 20+ dancers I saw, there were maybe two or three who were attractive. The rest ranged from meh to gargoyle. Plus, the staff are assholes. Don't believe the good reviews you see online. The DJs give the crowd free passes in exchange for five star reviews on Google and Yelp.

[QUOTE=UB377;6581490]You aren't missing anything at Country Rock. The last time I was there on a busy night, of the 20+ dancers I saw, there were maybe two or three who were attractive. The rest ranged from meh to gargoyle. Plus, the staff are assholes. Don't believe the good reviews you see online. The DJs give the crowd free passes in exchange for five star reviews on Google and Yelp.[/QUOTE]True not that much interesting I visited recently as well and couple are looking ok rest are nah and dance prices are also high like $60 for song and $150 or $160 for 3 and private room ranging avg $500-600 30 min too high.