Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=BobbiBrown1981;6904323]I agree. I did a review I called "old sour puss" a few months back. Didn't even get her name. She was just being unreasonably rude and difficult. No one comes to any spa on the planet for that. After the flip she asked for what I wanted but wouldn't give her rates just kept asking me to go up long after we passed the standard. I told her never mind and left without giving any tip at all. Shame because she was extremely attractive and was stacked. Can't tell what was real or fake because clothes never came off.

Silk has always been a GPS stronghold. For what reason I don't know. The providers are generally classy but nothing about that place suggests they can command top dollar. FS is generally not an option and they do an up charge just to get naked. The best provider I've ever had there was Sophie (also reviewed). She was very attractive and resembled one of the girls in the ads for these places. I was surprised when I first saw her; I didn't think they really existed. She didn't do anything really but HJ and she would get naked, but her personality was top notch and she had a nice body. Petite but soft and a nice shape overall. Her favorite thing to do was straddle you 69 and start of with a slow stoke, but be playful while doing it. When she sensed you getting into it she would pick up the pace. Touching was fine but she asked that you "play outside not in" so you could massage her clit or brown eye all you wanted. You could also dine if you wanted to. She backed her butt so far into my face when she was trying to get the eruption she started humping my nose. I don't DATY or anything else but I find the smells erotic and she didn't disappoint. I didn't mind the $140 because the experience was top notch. She really drained me to the point where I was satisfied for at least a week after. Her massage was pleasant as well. Not super hard but deliberate and she actually did stuff rather than just rub me for 20 minutes. When I came in and Sophie was gone, that's when I got old sour puss who told me no one would do the things I wanted for the money I was willing to give.

The last provider I got at Silk was maybe a month or so ago. I was expecting the typical upsell but to my surprise she offered CBJ for $1. 40. It wasn't spectacular and I kept having to guide her head back down so she wasn't giving me a glorified HJ, but it wasn't bad and it was the fact that the menu seemed to be opening up for the first time in years.[/QUOTE]When you said Sophie is gone did you mean just for that day or is she gone for good? I feel Sophie is by far the prettiest one at Silk, haven't been able to find anyone else lately that I found attractive.

[QUOTE=CaptainWillard;6925233]When you said Sophie is gone did you mean just for that day or is she gone for good? I feel Sophie is by far the prettiest one at Silk, haven't been able to find anyone else lately that I found attractive.[/QUOTE]I don't actually know. This happened months ago and she was gone that day. If she's still there she's way passed the usual shelf life. I have only been to Silk once since that incident and to my surprise I got a BJ. It wasn't a great BJ (covered) but I've never heard of getting anything outside a HJ there. That's what made Sophie so great; she was still about the standard Silk HJ but she would back her ass all the way into your face and even let me play with her brown eye (but asked if I played outside not inside). She just made the experience so much more personable. And she was definitely hot. If anyone knows if she's still there, please let the board know.

[QUOTE=AngleOfRepose;6923983]The reason I didn't include her rates are (1) it's possible they are just opening bid in a negotiation, and (2) they are high enough that it may indicate some other service that Howard County is quick to shut down. But since I am not going further with this, here is what she quoted me: $140 for "relaxation", $155 for deep tissue, and $175 for "sports stretch", all 60 minutes, with "tipping encouraged".

In other news, Healthy Land is still strictly therapeutic with appropriate draping. I haven't found any variation among different therapists, though I am happy to respect their boundaries for an agreeable and reasonably-priced professional experience.[/QUOTE]The probability of this one being trans is too high for me based on the photos. Although I will say for whatever reason I usually see much lower rates from the trans ads.

Before I go into this a few things to note. Firstly, YMMV. Secondly, I've been going here and on and off for a few months. This was my first visit back in about two months. Needed the body work done before this upcoming work week. All of my previous appointments have been with the same masseuse as was this session. In fact I exclusively see only Emily whenever I do go.

So I called ahead and made an appointment with Emily. She told me what time. I arrived and she greeted me. We exchanged the usual "How have you been?" but as she showed me to the room I stopped and put my hands up to ask her something. As I did that she came in for a hug from the side. So there's my hand on her tit as she was spanking my butt. She led me into the room. Undressed face down blah blah blah. She came back in and asked how long. I know in the past she was always trying to push my time limit. First time was 60, then she kept saying 90? 2 hour? I settled for 75 this session.

Massage started as usual. The pressing and hand gliding with the towel and sheet over me and her pressing her knees into the back of my legs, ass and lower back. Usual flirty banter. She then tossed the towel on to the chair. She peeled the sheet back and initially left it just below my ass. She then changed her mind and tossed it between my legs. So far nothing unusual. Blah blah blah usual back massage with elbows and forearms. She then grabbed my arms and noticed my hand was against her breast again. That seemed unusual as in the past she left my hand in her lap. She then started on my legs. Again nothing unusual at first. Then she raised my leg at the knee and so it was bent. This is where I noticed things were different. Her hand was beginning to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant. At one point one hand was sliding in between my hip and the bed. This happened for both legs. After that she really ramped up the light touching, fingers brushing against my sac. This caught my attention as it was way more than I had ever experienced in the past. Then she slide her hand in between my hip and the table again. This time I raised my hips slightly. She managed to get her hand between my johnson and my pelvis area. Weird to explain by basically she wasn't grabbing hog yet but this was definitely new. She was also giving the back of my sack a fingertip massage. Also new.

She then did some tracing of the ol balloon knot. A combination of all of this lasted maybe 10-15 minutes. She hot toweled me and we did the flip. Right away she started with this light touch / caressing of my face. Then she went right into nipple play. The amount of teasing at this point was starting to drive me insane. I knew another provider had allowed self service which I had never done with Emily before. At that point I decided shit is happening one way or another. She shifted to my side and was sliding her hand over my pubic area. One hand sliding over my shaft while the other was playing with my balls. All of this was new. She kept trying to keep me covered with the sheet at one point removing it to leave a little bit covering my cock.

That didn't last long before the sheet was completely removed. There was this hand slide she was doing where she was like pushing my dong away with her forearm without making direct contact. She pulled her hands back and my meat sprang back and slapped against my stomach. She laughed at that. My hands started to roam and she was not resistant to it at all. She seemed to struggle at this point. She told me to close my eyes and I did and that's when I felt her start to give the HE. It was slow. God it was slow. Not in a bad way either. That was probably one of the most sensual HE I ever experienced. I popped so hard and she didn't stop stroking.

After she cleaned up she put the sheet back on me. And laid on top of me. We cuddled. It was nice. I get it though and not reading to far into it. Total all in 1. 5.

[QUOTE=Lolwut993;6933107]Before I go into this a few things to note. Firstly, YMMV. Secondly, I've been going here and on and off for a few months. This was my first visit back in about two months. Needed the body work done before this upcoming work week. All of my previous appointments have been with the same masseuse as was this session. In fact I exclusively see only Emily whenever I do go.

So I called ahead and made an appointment with Emily. She told me what time. I arrived and she greeted me. We exchanged the usual "How have you been?" but as she showed me to the room I stopped and put my hands up to ask her something. As I did that she came in for a hug from the side. So there's my hand on her tit as she was spanking my butt. She led me into the room. Undressed face down blah blah blah. She came back in and asked how long. I know in the past she was always trying to push my time limit. First time was 60, then she kept saying 90? 2 hour? I settled for 75 this session.

Massage started as usual. The pressing and hand gliding with the towel and sheet over me and her pressing her knees into the back of my legs, ass and lower back. Usual flirty banter. She then tossed the towel on to the chair. She peeled the sheet back and initially left it just below my ass. She then changed her mind and tossed it between my legs. So far nothing unusual. Blah blah blah usual back massage with elbows and forearms. She then grabbed my arms and noticed my hand was against her breast again. That seemed unusual as in the past she left my hand in her lap. She then started on my legs. Again nothing unusual at first. Then she raised my leg at the knee and so it was bent. This is where I noticed things were different. Her hand was beginning to touch more sack than a medieval grain merchant. At one point one hand was sliding in between my hip and the bed. This happened for both legs. After that she really ramped up the light touching, fingers brushing against my sac. This caught my attention as it was way more than I had ever experienced in the past. Then she slide her hand in between my hip and the table again. This time I raised my hips slightly. She managed to get her hand between my johnson and my pelvis area. Weird to explain by basically she wasn't grabbing hog yet but this was definitely new. She was also giving the back of my sack a fingertip massage. Also new.

She then did some tracing of the ol balloon knot. A combination of all of this lasted maybe 10-15 minutes. She hot toweled me and we did the flip. Right away she started with this light touch / caressing of my face. Then she went right into nipple play. The amount of teasing at this point was starting to drive me insane. I knew another provider had allowed self service which I had never done with Emily before. At that point I decided shit is happening one way or another. She shifted to my side and was sliding her hand over my pubic area. One hand sliding over my shaft while the other was playing with my balls. All of this was new. She kept trying to keep me covered with the sheet at one point removing it to leave a little bit covering my cock.

That didn't last long before the sheet was completely removed. There was this hand slide she was doing where she was like pushing my dong away with her forearm without making direct contact. She pulled her hands back and my meat sprang back and slapped against my stomach. She laughed at that. My hands started to roam and she was not resistant to it at all. She seemed to struggle at this point. She told me to close my eyes and I did and that's when I felt her start to give the HE. It was slow. God it was slow. Not in a bad way either. That was probably one of the most sensual HE I ever experienced. I popped so hard and she didn't stop stroking.

After she cleaned up she put the sheet back on me. And laid on top of me. We cuddled. It was nice. I get it though and not reading to far into it. Total all in 1. 5.[/QUOTE]Great post. I am not familiar with Columbia AMP scene. (Play more in Annapolis area. Which unfortunately post bust is dead.) What is AMP name and location. Many thanks.

[QUOTE=Dave1984;6933962]Great post. I am not familiar with Columbia AMP scene. (Play more in Annapolis area. Which unfortunately post bust is dead.) What is AMP name and location. Many thanks.[/QUOTE]I think if you google Columbia Massage and read the reviews it will answer all your questions.

[QUOTE=Bentley16;6934494]I think if you google Columbia Massage and read the reviews it will answer all your questions.[/QUOTE]

Just Googled Columbia Massage. And I can't tell a damn thing by the results to match the providers name or the description in the review. Maybe I missed it.

Was a pretty long response to not even answer the question.

Can anyone else answer? I could use a good legit, if over time, massage, that might turn sensual in the end also.

PM is fine if that response is best. MJ1.

The actual name is Massage Spa, it's in Columbia off of Red Branch rd. This Yelp link gives location and other info: [URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-spa-columbia.[/URL] I've been there several times, the place seems legit Massage service only, 4 Chinese Massage providers, including Emily, all give very good therapeutic massages, covering very lax, and can be sensual. Best I ever got there was Self Service, some what encouraged with all 4 providers. I really enjoy the massage there, and with these recent reports of sexual activity, I hope they stay off the LE radar.

[QUOTE=MrJusnupin1;6935965]Just Googled Columbia Massage. And I can't tell a damn thing by the results to match the providers name or the description in the review. Maybe I missed it.

Was a pretty long response to not even answer the question.

Can anyone else answer? I could use a good legit, if over time, massage, that might turn sensual in the end also.

PM is fine if that response is best. MJ1.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Swifty53;6936016]The actual name is Massage Spa, it's in Columbia off of Red Branch rd. This Yelp link gives location and other info: [URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-spa-columbia.[/URL] I've been there several times, the place seems legit Massage service only, 4 Chinese Massage providers, including Emily, all give very good therapeutic massages, covering very lax, and can be sensual. Best I ever got there was Self Service, some what encouraged with all 4 providers. I really enjoy the massage there, and with these recent reports of sexual activity, I hope they stay off the LE radar.[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-spa-columbia[/URL] An auto correct period at the end will break a link. Use this one or remove period from above link.

[QUOTE=Swifty53;6936016]The actual name is Massage Spa, it's in Columbia off of Red Branch rd. This Yelp link gives location and other info: [URL]https://www.yelp.com/biz/massage-spa-columbia.[/URL] I've been there several times, the place seems legit Massage service only, 4 Chinese Massage providers, including Emily, all give very good therapeutic massages, covering very lax, and can be sensual. Best I ever got there was Self Service, some what encouraged with all 4 providers. I really enjoy the massage there, and with these recent reports of sexual activity, I hope they stay off the LE radar.[/QUOTE]I've been there many times (over 20). Emily gives a top notch massage and that's it. No extras.

Decided to check out Massage Spa after the recent posts and stopped in one evening last week, I just did half an hour and got Emily. It was my first time there so didn't know what to expect. She told me to undress and lay face down as she left the room, and patted me on the ass which I took as a good sign. After she came back in she placed a towel over me but removed it not long after starting the massage. The massage was pretty good overall and she spent quite a bit of time around the upper thigh area and ass, got very close to my junk but never made contact. I told her I was getting aroused and she said that was a good thing. She stood right in front of me a few times and at one point I did touch her butt a bit which she didn't seem to mind. It was playful and teasing but never went past that. She told me to come back and do an hour next time. I usually go to Ace Spa so I don't think I'm going to find what I'm looking for here, but it was my first time so I'll go back soon and see what happens.

[QUOTE=CaptainWillard;6940679]Decided to check out Massage Spa after the recent posts and stopped in one evening last week, I just did half an hour and got Emily. It was my first time there so didn't know what to expect. She told me to undress and lay face down as she left the room, and patted me on the ass which I took as a good sign. After she came back in she placed a towel over me but removed it not long after starting the massage. The massage was pretty good overall and she spent quite a bit of time around the upper thigh area and ass, got very close to my junk but never made contact. I told her I was getting aroused and she said that was a good thing. She stood right in front of me a few times and at one point I did touch her butt a bit which she didn't seem to mind. It was playful and teasing but never went past that. She told me to come back and do an hour next time. I usually go to Ace Spa so I don't think I'm going to find what I'm looking for here, but it was my first time so I'll go back soon and see what happens.[/QUOTE]It's part of the pitch for you to come back for more but it will culminate in a squirt of lotion into your hand. This place serves both men and women. It holds regular business hours. Part of wanting more keeps customers coming back for more. Emily does give a great cmt massage. I was happy with that and that's why I returned over and over.

[QUOTE=DCHung;6941187]It's part of the pitch for you to come back for more but it will culminate in a squirt of lotion into your hand. This place serves both men and women. It holds regular business hours. Part of wanting more keeps customers coming back for more. Emily does give a great cmt massage. I was happy with that and that's why I returned over and over.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, I did see a couple leaving as I was walking towards the entrance. Not sure I'll become a regular here but I'm planning to return soon for a 2nd visit.

I mostly go to spas in the HC area. Curious who everyone thinks is an attractive provider. Looking for something new. I usually see Chanel, who I think is one of the most attractive providers in the area. Looking for someone younger 30-40, nice breasts, pretty face.

[QUOTE=BrMead126;6945235]I mostly go to spas in the HC area. Curious who everyone thinks is an attractive provider. Looking for something new. I usually see Chanel, who I think is one of the most attractive providers in the area. Looking for someone younger 30-40, nice breasts, pretty face.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately, you're looking for a unicorn in the Howard county area. You'll need to head down to Virginia or up to New York City and visit the agencies. The spas system is where agency women go where they've aged out of the system. The Howard county spas are where women go when they age out or no longer qualify for all the other systems.