Summer off US1 in Melbourne ripoff / space cadet
This is worth the tale. Maybe it should go under rip offs, but she was street walking, so I figured it would get seen better in this forum.
I see a white, middle aged SW, short dirty blonde hair, decent figure. She is VERY enthusiastic and waving as I pass, so I figure, why not.
Hilarity ensues.
She goes by Summer. She is chatty. She's 41 and just lost her son recently. Wants to know everything about me, I decline and say, let's stick to business. She asks if I want my dick sucked. I counter that I only have a Jackson, but she says no problem. But. There's a problem. I need a drink, in order to perform. Parched.
I'll bite. Sure, so we stop at the gas station. She needs the money. Sure. I will see how this plays out.
She's gone for 20 minutes. Shopping at the gas station. I am just about to leave when she suddenly comes back out. She gets in my car and says this, I kid you not.
She says, this is taking too long, I need to go now.
Um. We have done nothing yet, except take you to the store.
I assure her it will be quick and we dip into a dark ass apartment complex to get acquainted. She is already complaining. You take too long, this is not worth $20, blah blah.
We park. She puts mr winky in her mouth for about 12 seconds and pops up again. You take too long, she says. I'm out of here. Then opens the car door and leaves. No joke.
Ok. So I start the car and drive to the exit of the complex. She is standing there waving at me. Sorry, she says, but I don't feel safe here. We need to go to my place, it's safe.
I'm not interested, but she simply gets into my car and starts giving directions. She steers me to the gas station on University. It's packed. At least 50 people outside and constant traffic. Pull around back, she says. I have a spot.
FUCK TO THE NO. You can get out here. Well, I need more money, she says. Apparently driving her on her errands and paying her $20 is a total waste of her time. She gets loud and hopes to extort more money from me by making a scene. I laugh. Get out, lady.
Sensing she has made all the money she's going to get, she does get out.
I laugh as I drive away. That was $20 worth of entertainment and I go visit my ATF. Worth a share. Avoid Summer at all costs. Bad bad attitude.
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