My horrid experiences thus far
Went down Tuesday night to go to the strip clubs at FIB, at the shell, this fat WSW asked for a ride to somewhere nearby. I said fine, not having any other intention than to just drive her there, told her so in fact. Anyway she starts asking me for a date, even touched my johnson and promised me a good time, told her no, that I wanted to go to the club. Dropped her off, then went to the club fannies. Had a drink, not a bad club but I didn't bring much money with me so I planned to return.
Last night, Thursday, parked at rileys, wanted to check the nearby liquor stores for a drink, immediately accosted by a thin BSW, she asked if I wanted to go home with her, told her no, I was only there for the clubs, she kept following me, asking for money, went into rileys, had a drink, fell in love with this white goddes with nice tits and a fat atss. Decided to leave early and go back to fannies. Outside, was immediately accosted by the BSW again. She still kept asking for money, being a smart atss I said sure, I'll give you two dollars for a flash. She agreed, went into my car, then proceeded to show my her tits. She then had me pull up to one of the liquor stores and proceeded to telll me that she was an undercover leo, she asked for my liscense and registration, looked really hard at it, asked me if I've ever been in prison before, chastised me, then told me she would let me off for $40.
Suffice to say I gave her the $40 bucks. She also told me to stay away from FIB, which I don't think is fair because I wasn't looking for anything other than some strip club nudity and she kept pestering me when I told her to leave me alone. Didn't think cops could do that (or actually show tits), but then again, she never showed me a badge when I asked for one..
So there are two options.. She was a cop.. Or a really good actress..
Now the question remains do I go back to FIB, because I really want to go to the strip clubs there.. I mean this one stripper was hot.. And I think she may have liked me.. And I haven't tried babes yet.. Or should I just stay the heck away?