Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.

Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Efurufe;6627479]Are you saying you implying that there's a shortage in demand?[/QUOTE]No shortage of anything except reasonable rates that are inline with the rest of the country, and men that are secure and strong enough to walk away.

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BusSit69;6633988]Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.[/QUOTE]That's absurd. Especially since she's not GFE, doesn't allow BBBJ, or DATY. So what exactly are you getting for your hour? A three minute CBJ and then you fuck her doggy style for 57 minutes? Think she'll be cool with that?

Oh come on, man. Haven't you completed the TNA indoctrination course yet? You're paying for her [I]time[/I], man. Her time. You're not paying for any activities, you're paying her to reserve a block of time for you to enjoy. That's what providers want you to believe.

[QUOTE=Jinurso;6636173]So what exactly are you getting for your hour?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nunya206;6633931][URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule[/URL]

I really think these girls are trolling us.[/QUOTE]

Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?

I noticed that too and was like yeah I'm not even trying to figure it out.

[QUOTE=Michael1967;6636284]Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy[/URL].

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523]Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

[URL]https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Zomfg;6636534]Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: [URL]https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy[/URL].[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Nilats;6636599]Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.[/QUOTE]So we are letting pi mps come in the house now? Gtfo!

Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF!

[QUOTE=ProJohn1;6635523] "led by Seal team six members"[/QUOTE]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6637018]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.[/QUOTE]I don't think any of those girls would do a good job cleaning my home. I would want to troll them. Have them show up and then go to the store until they are done. Except I probably wouldn't have anything left when I returned.

[QUOTE=ScotchYoke;6637018]They really didn't think that scare tactic thru. Any level of actual professional security would make this whole endeavor cost prohibitive. It would be way too expensive just to stare at naked girls in household lighting. You might as well go hang out with caronalime at pandoras.[/QUOTE]The whole part about how they will break windows and doors if they are locked has me cracking up. They really think any guy would to hire one of these girls after reading all that shit LOL! The only guys that will hire them are the simps who have never been laid and think "oh wow nice they are really protecting these girls, I understand there are bad bad guys out there who might try and ask for a sexual favor".

[QUOTE=Barnie;6636942]Other Board Featured Provider has a dick.

WTF![/QUOTE]Any links? LOL.