Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=TrimGuy1978;5961763]Dropped by Madison massage today. Walked in a waiting about 5 minutes for a table. Took the 60 minute option. Got undressed and laid face down. Normal procedure. Barely covered myself just to try and throw a hint. The lady at the desk somewhere between 40 and 50 I'll say. Hard to tell with the mask on. Came in and asked hard medium or soft? I replied medium. At that point she grabbed the sheet and covered me almost completely. I'm thinking damn nothing to be had here. She gave a decent over the cover massage. I'm thinking what is this? No oil or nothing. Then she grabs the sheet and throws it to the side. I'm thinking ok. She applied oil and started a decent massage starting at my shoulders going all the way down to my cheeks and giving a good squeeze every time. I'm thinking ok getting better. Then she walks to my left side and starts rubbing down from my shoulder down my back all the way to my feet. On every up stroke she gets closer to my boys till she is rubbing them lightly with every other stroke. Then moves to my right side doing the same. Before to long she was spending a lot of time on my but cheeks and rubbing the boys and friend. I'm thinking to myself yes finally. Giving out a light moan with every accidental touch to let her know I like what she's doing. It worked cause she spent a lot of time doing so. Came time for the flip and I'm ready as can be. She says o my and gives a little giggle so I say compliments to the masseuse. She smiles real big and puts my hand on her but and says you play while I rub. She then applies oil to my throbbing body and gives long slow stokes while massaging the boys. Looking me in the eyes the entire time. Finally I climax she says good job and then cleans me up still taking time to stroke my still stiff body. I then ride and told her to stay while I get dressed just to see her watch my flop back and forth. She giggles as it may have embarrassed her..[/QUOTE]So where is this? I can't find it on Google and the only one that even teases in Madison is Gold. How were here look? I've had really good luck at Asian Massage in Cullman but looks definitely leave a lot to be desired.

Guys,

If you really want value for your dollar with these massage parlors, consider taking a trip to the towns known for hot women and good service. Planning ahead you can get a round trip ticket to Belize for $500,2 K for 7 days at an all-inclusive resort, 1 k for 10 to 15 massages with really hot women that will rub you right. If international travel is not for you, Los Angeles has a cornucopia of women from everywhere. I've recently enjoyed smoking hot fair skinned eastern bloc, bronzed Columbian, Korean, and very pleasing Cuban women there in their parlors. Inglewood and Carson are good burgs for it. I left a few reviews on their boards. It is worth the patience to stack your chips and savor the delicacies of providers outside of the Bible Belt. $60 for the house $100 for the girl and you've got BBBJCIM from a hottie that doesn't speak enough English to bring you drama. Awesome! Cough up $200 and she'll come to your hotel room for an hour for whatever you are into with multiple scores on goal. Orlando and Destin Florida treat me better than Huntsville. I will not be wasting a dime on old, trifling, or thieving women in this town.

Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;5968274]Guys,
If you really want value for your dollar with these massage parlors, consider taking a trip to the towns known for hot women and good service. Planning ahead you can get a round trip ticket to Belize for $500,2 K for 7 days at an all-inclusive resort, 1 k for 10 to 15 massages with really hot women that will rub you right. If international travel is not for you, Los Angeles has a cornucopia of women from everywhere. I've recently enjoyed smoking hot fair skinned eastern bloc, bronzed Columbian, Korean, and very pleasing Cuban women there in their parlors. Inglewood and Carson are good burgs for it. I left a few reviews on their boards. It is worth the patience to stack your chips and savor the delicacies of providers outside of the Bible Belt. $60 for the house $100 for the girl and you've got BBBJCIM from a hottie that doesn't speak enough English to bring you drama. Awesome! Cough up $200 and she'll come to your hotel room for an hour for whatever you are into with multiple scores on goal. Orlando and Destin Florida treat me better than Huntsville. I will not be wasting a dime on old, trifling, or thieving women in this town. Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Been to Costa Rica and Brasil pre-covid and concur with your sentiment however international and cross-country travel is unfortunately still cost prohibitive. And touristy states like south Florida, Georgia, West Virginia, Cali all have inflated prices for everything (hotel, food, amenities, rentals, gas, etc.) excluding actual Provider services and fees. What would be nice is folks here collectively create a day travel 'roadmap' of sorts. Half to full day travel expenses to reputable hot spots around the southern tri-state area could be worth it, few have mentioned some areas relatively nearby. Though I wouldn't completely write-off hsv yet, yes the current Provider scoreboard is laughable now but give the local area at least two more years; all the desperate outlanders fleeing high cost areas around the US will make for unique "opportunities" in our market.

[QUOTE=SnuggleBunny;5968274]Guys,

If you really want value for your dollar with these massage parlors, consider taking a trip to the towns known for hot women and good service. Planning ahead you can get a round trip ticket to Belize for $500,2 K for 7 days at an all-inclusive resort, 1 k for 10 to 15 massages with really hot women that will rub you right. If international travel is not for you, Los Angeles has a cornucopia of women from everywhere. I've recently enjoyed smoking hot fair skinned eastern bloc, bronzed Columbian, Korean, and very pleasing Cuban women there in their parlors. Inglewood and Carson are good burgs for it. I left a few reviews on their boards. It is worth the patience to stack your chips and savor the delicacies of providers outside of the Bible Belt. $60 for the house $100 for the girl and you've got BBBJCIM from a hottie that doesn't speak enough English to bring you drama. Awesome! Cough up $200 and she'll come to your hotel room for an hour for whatever you are into with multiple scores on goal. Orlando and Destin Florida treat me better than Huntsville. I will not be wasting a dime on old, trifling, or thieving women in this town.

Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Good advice! I am well aware of the amazing options in Orlando, but I'm surprised by Destin. I didn't realize there was much going on there. Last time I checked for company along the panhandle the reports indicated slim pickings. Have things picked up in Destin?

An Asian massage parlor in a residential area. It looked real sketch when I went there but little head was barking for attention. Cute young Asian lady I would have enjoyed a rub from meets me at the door. She shows me to my room. I'm expecting a bait and switch but an even younger cuter girl comes in does good massage with a better ending. This was pre COVID in 2019. Good times and I hope it is still there.

[QUOTE=HSVObserver;5969326]Good advice! I am well aware of the amazing options in Orlando, but I'm surprised by Destin. I didn't realize there was much going on there. Last time I checked for company along the panhandle the reports indicated slim pickings. Have things picked up in Destin?[/QUOTE]

It's in the shopping center with the Walmart on Madison Blvd, in the corner between Dollar Tree and Firehouse Subs.

When I've been there, looks not great but not awful.

[QUOTE=HVille7014;5967870]So where is this? I can't find it on Google and the only one that even teases in Madison is Gold. How were here look? I've had really good luck at Asian Massage in Cullman but looks definitely leave a lot to be desired.[/QUOTE]

Headed over to new AMP in Decatur given how dry Huntsville is these days (aside from old lady place that will probably get shut down due to all the recent attention). It was still not fully set up, but Asian staff friendly and has table shower. $70 to house for 1 Hr plus TS. Recognized the girl from Rose Massage in Huntsville, so guess it's same owner. Turns out it has same service. Decent massage, refreshing table shower (this one is larger than Rose, better for tall dudes), but no extras. If you like Rose, you'll like Sun. But don't go in with expectations.

CrownD.

I tried them out a year or so ago. Got the old Mama San after talking on the phone with them that they had young, beautiful ladies available. Mama San slipped her finger into my brown eye on the flip while delivering the handy. I did not care for it, as it was like having a horse dentist digitally check your prostate. I have not been back. To each their own. I'll travel out of state for better options.

Be safe out there.

[QUOTE=Gileo;5971943]It's in the shopping center with the Walmart on Madison Blvd, in the corner between Dollar Tree and Firehouse Subs.

When I've been there, looks not great but not awful.[/QUOTE]

Little extra $ to burn this week. Who do you recommend and why?

Emptied inbox.

Anybody have any intel on Becky? (1-10 rating) Feel free to PM me.

Anyone know anything about the Asian massage in Cullman.

First visit was odd one for me. Asian Massage cullman was shut down or license pulled closed doors for months. I did not know this at the time. Stopped off when traveling south for quick Jack shack. SUV with two Asian looking gangstas parked out front smoking cigs. Walk in nobody there. Walk towards back out pops middle aged thin Asian you know the spill. Chatted for a bit. This was the first day. First customer since re-opening. Takes me to room for massage. I get undressed. The blinds are open. Some lady outside the window staring at my junk. Some kind of business is connected and bunch of workers standing on sidewalk taking a break outside the window. Last room on right side. Masseuse closes drapes. Sets everything up. We talk some more and here comes the crappy one hand brushing across one side of back. 15 minutes lousy no effort massage. I think OK game on. Small talk again giving some hints. She starts brushing my back side and taint. Next thing you know Jack hammering away. She had the largest Bush ever seen. I start Jack hammering FIV simultaneously she breaks eye contact first with weak knees biting her hand while the other still pounding away.

Good times! She ask if I could come back in morning she would be there rest of the week. Boss was moving her around week after. I never went back.

Did walk of shame back to vehicle with 6 of those workers staring at me in dead silence soon as I stepped out. Guess they heard the fun standing right outside the window.

Heard it's two older Asians now YMMV.

[QUOTE=Desperado12;5999533]Anyone know anything about the Asian massage in Cullman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Desperado12;5999533]Anyone know anything about the Asian massage in Cullman.[/QUOTE]Recently visited. Older lady, and less involved than the other report here. Palm / oil only.

Stumbled past this place by the hardware store. Extras to be had?

[QUOTE=BruceWane;6002949]Stumbled past this place by the hardware store. Extras to be had?[/QUOTE]Legit massage place, no extras, rarely even a tease. Pretty solid massage, but that's it.

CrownD.