Escort Reports

[QUOTE=MeetFoRealFun;5217794]Thanks for the reply but based on your experience I will pass.[/QUOTE]Yeah pass, I had a bad experience with her like 3 years ago. I copy / pasted what I reported back then.

"Saw this one from BP last night, she is the girl in the pics, however, the service was horrible, she first starts with a mechanical CBJ, and I had to get it standing up since she wouldn't allow me to lay on her bed, then she turns around for doggy (again I had to stand up, she wouldn't let me on her bed), and so I started pounding her, after like literally 3 minutes of doggy she starts asking the annoying question "are you almost done"? I ignored it and just kept going, after about 1 more minute, she stops and screams "I don't want to fuck anymore"! So I put my clothes on and left obviously disgusted with her service, I almost felt like hitting the shit out of her and taking the money back, but I figured that $80 would not be worth the drama / scene / police showing up etc, and I have a good job, so I figured 80 is not worth the risk. She took her ad down on BP. ".

[QUOTE=HaneDales;5218013]I take it everyone in Miami is not taking a pandemic seriously so where are the reviews? I know why'all have been spending lmao.[/QUOTE]We did take it seriously for a while. But someone who's accustomed to this lifestyle can only hold off for so long.

Don't you just hate when crap like that happens. Definitely been there before with shitty dates like that. Thanks for the feedback. Its why this forum is so helpful to us!

[QUOTE=Skarabajo69;5221642]Yeah pass, I had a bad experience with her like 3 years ago. I copy / pasted what I reported back then.

"Saw this one from BP last night, she is the girl in the pics, however, the service was horrible, she first starts with a mechanical CBJ, and I had to get it standing up since she wouldn't allow me to lay on her bed, then she turns around for doggy (again I had to stand up, she wouldn't let me on her bed), and so I started pounding her, after like literally 3 minutes of doggy she starts asking the annoying question "are you almost done"? I ignored it and just kept going, after about 1 more minute, she stops and screams "I don't want to fuck anymore"! So I put my clothes on and left obviously disgusted with her service, I almost felt like hitting the shit out of her and taking the money back, but I figured that $80 would not be worth the drama / scene / police showing up etc, and I have a good job, so I figured 80 is not worth the risk. She took her ad down on BP. ".[/QUOTE]

Hey guy,

Boston boy taking a trip to Miami Beach this weekend, and looking for some fun without any of the hassle (the dream haha). Looking for a nice girl to hang out with, in Florida from Saturday to Monday night. Any recs or info would be greatly appreciated, and if you ever find yourself in Boston, I'd be sure to return the favor.

LM.

Starting to day I will become a moderator and will make it my personal mission to search and destroy fake provider ads. Here's the first, based on original pricing and some back and forth I determined this one to be totally bogus, advertised in MIAMI, but I was in FLL. Then she said she was also near me. Then asked for deposit. I simply did not reply and blocked her number. Don't waste your time, your welcome brother mongers.

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/12744438[/URL]

If link does not work, then they took down the ad. 1 down, 10,000 to go. LOL.

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/12746337[/URL]

If you call or text some one and they respond, and you see the font they use has funny little characters, stop there, is a bot, or just some one jacking with you.

[QUOTE=Talltex;5223097][URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/12746337[/URL]

If you call or text some one and they respond, and you see the font they use has funny little characters, stop there, is a bot, or just some one jacking with you.[/QUOTE]Any Ads with "Divorced" or "Hookup" is a redflag for me. Terms frequently used by spammers especially ones based overseas.

Miami beach only has chicks that will try to drug and rob you. Careful.

Stick to Listcrawler.

I would recommend SW's but your not from the area so it will be unsafe for you.

[QUOTE=LatinoMeat;5221993]Hey guy,

Boston boy taking a trip to Miami Beach this weekend, and looking for some fun without any of the hassle (the dream haha). Looking for a nice girl to hang out with, in Florida from Saturday to Monday night. Any recs or info would be greatly appreciated, and if you ever find yourself in Boston, I'd be sure to return the favor.

LM.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SolidSnake23;5197381]Drove to homestead (far drive) to see Cookie Lew. Pics are a little dated as she had gained some weight but overall great experiences and reasonable prices. Head was amazing and the cat was right. I'd recommend as she didn't rush and said she likes to make the experience worth it since people have to drive far to see her. Really cool person and we had a convo after.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/miami/58570896/[/URL][/QUOTE]Was it a BBBJ?

[QUOTE=Talltex;5223076]Starting to day I will become a moderator and will make it my personal mission to search and destroy fake provider ads. Here's the first, based on original pricing and some back and forth I determined this one to be totally bogus, advertised in MIAMI, but I was in FLL. Then she said she was also near me. Then asked for deposit. I simply did not reply and blocked her number. Don't waste your time, your welcome brother mongers.

[URL]https://megapersonals.eu/public/post_detail/12744438[/URL]

If link does not work, then they took down the ad. 1 down, 10,000 to go. LOL.[/QUOTE]How did you become a moderator? And if you really are going to be one can you stop them from taking down reviews and deleting accounts?

Seems to good to be true, if anyone knows please help a fellow monger.

[URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/florida/miami/58775299/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Sucker555;5223191]Miami beach only has chicks that will try to drug and rob you. Careful.

Stick to Listcrawler.

I would recommend SW's but your not from the area so it will be unsafe for you.[/QUOTE]What I meant to say is that I'll be spending most of my time on the beach, but my place is near the airport. So I've been told its like a 20-30 minute uber to the beach. Any help would be clutch, don't really want to deal with the hastle of finding a girl, making sure she's legit. Just trying to get straight to business LOL. I'm open to DMs.

LM.

Anyone know anything about this one is she catfish.

Can anyone help me learn how to add the ads of the person I'm talkin about when I create a new post I find myself having to screenshot the ads instead of the link. I see you guys have http. / Listcrawler / link thing Can anyone instruct me on how to do it.

[QUOTE=ArodAgain34;5224800]Can anyone help me learn how to add the ads of the person I'm talkin about when I create a new post I find myself having to screenshot the ads instead of the link. I see you guys have http. / Listcrawler / link thing Can anyone instruct me on how to do it.[/QUOTE]Just copy the web address bar on top and paste on the body of your thread.