Massage Parlor Reports

So I'm a senior on the OC board and coming to Tampa so I thought I'd RTFF first. Sorry but I just have to say WTF?

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1486297]She is one bad azz jap I haven't seen anywhere with what I term an all american body but still moves like asians do like ocean waves. I know I posted wrong amount ok. 80 is standard entry and I know it was 1. 60 or close to it because what happened was from first she stuck her ass in the room and throughout the steam bath and shower which she is excellant then next when I get in the room I was choking it with this babe in front of me and I been grabbing her the whole way leading up to this point (which in my estimation is proper behavior it places them at ease a nut like that over pussy can't be a badge in there japs just know shit like that I mean it don't take a mind reader) so I was losing it and my negotiating tact with it.

Ad nauseam.

[QUOTE=TheOCman; 1486709]So I'm a senior on the OC board and coming to Tampa so I thought I'd RTFF first. Sorry but I just have to say WTF?

Ad nauseam.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing vodka.

Dude, no offense but your reviews are incoherent rambling.

If needed take ADD medication before posting. Also try to write down complete thoughts in proper English.

Appreciate trying to review some providers, but it doesn't help anyone out if no one can understand what you are saying.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1486297]She is one bad azz jap I haven't seen anywhere with what I term an all american body but still moves like asians do like ocean waves. I know I posted wrong amount ok. 80 is standard entry and I know it was 1. 60 or close to it because what happened was from first she stuck her ass in the room and throughout the steam bath and shower which she is excellant then next when I get in the room I was choking it with this babe in front of me and I been grabbing her the whole way leading up to this point (which in my estimation is proper behavior it places them at ease a nut like that over pussy can't be a badge in there japs just know shit like that I mean it don't take a mind reader) so I was losing it and my negotiating tact with it.

I wanted thsi bad and she being intelligent knew it. Like a car dealer showing you the maxima when you wanted some other pos still you say to yourself do fall in love with it.

So she started rambling off different stuff she did and prices and at that point sounded like a lying telemarker which I just said here is what I want and w haggled-WTF is she going to do take a small tip for the massage and you just leave? So I just ignored the upsell and offered what my estimate was for the same service I get from an ATF who was out of town for the week I think it was 160 I am pretty sure but goddamn worth it with a gem like this.

She caught me at a weak moment thats my fault. I got out of hand midway but it ended up HE be / s like they are bound to do. It seems most all these are owned by an entity in orlando so being corporate the HE is like something serious they need adhere too. This is where I found my leverage when I was putting on my pissy fit ready to walk out I could see fear of death cast its shadow over her rainbow in an instant. There aint a drop of rainbow in this bee its all business. Problem is she has a bad ego problem and can get away with it I simply by instinct had to crush it so now you know where your leverage lies.

Her mistake was thinking she was leading me by the nose cause I was hanging on her every move it back fired. Look after the house gets theirs its horse trading. I am sticking with asians no doubt so I will pay what I think is maybe even leave it hanging show them the other bills in your wallet and suggest more tippy if you gimmee what I want. Its how you aproach it just have a plan to work around these pros. Play with their friggin heads it makes them all the wetter.

As I was leaving the other two girls were up front like in a waiting room just hanging out. They are cute though one starts signalling the other with some japanese line sounds like they are singing to one another like another one bit the dirt I'm escorting him out. So it was then when the other two were saying the same tune I saw them but I can't say they were those in the pics I really doubt it but by that time I was giddy with this babe on my arm and as I say you haven't seen a jap brick shit house before so I wasnt looking.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Noobst; 1486955]Dude, no offense but your reviews are incoherent rambling.

If needed take ADD medication before posting. Also try to write down complete thoughts in proper English.

Appreciate trying to review some providers, but it doesn't help anyone out if no one can understand what you are saying.[/QUOTE]Glad it wasn't just me that had a hard time with his, um, writing style.

[QUOTE=Tampa Wildcat;1486999]Glad it wasn't just me that had a hard time with his, um, writing style.[/QUOTE]Nobody is coming down on you dude. There are a lot of opinions in there and it makes it harder to decipher the facts. BLUF, bottom line up front. Where (safe or not) , name, basic looks (pic accurate?) , services allowed / performed, $ + time. Any extra details, we will PM you bro. I kinda enjoy your rambling. It reminds me of my old best friend when we were jacked on crank!

[url]http://www.secondchanceinc.com/CRANKTHEWORKINGMAN[/url]%27SDRUG.html

I highly doubt that's her actual pic, yoshiko seems to always use fake pics, but I would not doubt that she was hot, as yoshiko has always had super hot girls when I've gone

So I finally decided to head out to Ocean and try out pink or another girl. I get there and they have a sign that they're closed til Friday. Dammit. That's when I should've turned around and went home.

But I thought, well, I'm close to Kennedy, so I'll go to yoshiko. They always have hot girls and there was a review for a Rainbow that she was great, so I went in and asked for her.

But she was "busy" and wouldn't be available. Again, should've turned around but I stayed. One girl came in, I looked at her rack and it was ugly / saggy so I asked for a new girl. Nex girl came in, I could tell she was older but she had a thin body, big boobs (fake but nice) and her name was May.

After giving the money, table shower was whatever, beginning of FS was nice enough.

Then I have her flip over and before I insert the little guy, I saw what nobody wants to see when they bend a girl over. Turtle head. I immediately got off her and was like "WTF I can't do this" and I told her why and she was trying to explain what it was (it wasnt really THAT, apparently) but her broken english didn't make sense. It sounded like she was saying "it isn't easy" but every time I would say "easy?" she would say "no" and then repeat the word again. By this time I just said I wanted to leave but she offered at least a HJ and I tried to get him up but the sight of what I saw just made him stay limp, nothing. So I left. Ugh, terrible.

I doubt it was actually something unclean, but I seriously don't know what it was. But it looked gross.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1486297]She is one bad azz jap I haven't seen anywhere with what I term an all american body but still moves like asians do like ocean waves. I know I posted wrong amount ok. 80 is standard entry and I know it was 1. 60 or close to it because what happened was from first she stuck her ass in the room and throughout the steam bath and shower which she is excellant then next when I get in the room I was choking it with this babe in front of me and I been grabbing her the whole way leading up to this point (which in my estimation is proper behavior it places them at ease a nut like that over pussy can't be a badge in there japs just know shit like that I mean it don't take a mind reader) so I was losing it and my negotiating tact with it.

I wanted thsi bad and she being intelligent knew it. Like a car dealer showing you the maxima when you wanted some other pos still you say to yourself do fall in love with it.

So she started rambling off different stuff she did and prices and at that point sounded like a lying telemarker which I just said here is what I want and w haggled-WTF is she going to do take a small tip for the massage and you just leave? So I just ignored the upsell and offered what my estimate was for the same service I get from an ATF who was out of town for the week I think it was 160 I am pretty sure but goddamn worth it with a gem like this.

She caught me at a weak moment thats my fault. I got out of hand midway but it ended up HE be / s like they are bound to do. It seems most all these are owned by an entity in orlando so being corporate the HE is like something serious they need adhere too. This is where I found my leverage when I was putting on my pissy fit ready to walk out I could see fear of death cast its shadow over her rainbow in an instant. There aint a drop of rainbow in this bee its all business. Problem is she has a bad ego problem and can get away with it I simply by instinct had to crush it so now you know where your leverage lies.

Her mistake was thinking she was leading me by the nose cause I was hanging on her every move it back fired. Look after the house gets theirs its horse trading. I am sticking with asians no doubt so I will pay what I think is maybe even leave it hanging show them the other bills in your wallet and suggest more tippy if you gimmee what I want. Its how you aproach it just have a plan to work around these pros. Play with their friggin heads it makes them all the wetter.

As I was leaving the other two girls were up front like in a waiting room just hanging out. They are cute though one starts signalling the other with some japanese line sounds like they are singing to one another like another one bit the dirt I'm escorting him out. So it was then when the other two were saying the same tune I saw them but I can't say they were those in the pics I really doubt it but by that time I was giddy with this babe on my arm and as I say you haven't seen a jap brick shit house before so I wasnt looking.[/QUOTE]Pay attention scrubs this is good post. See how he made it entertaining and gave us facts. More post like this less post blabbing about "what chick left town and what jail she's in. No one cares.

Saw this ad on craigslist. Has anyone sampled yet? Set an appointment for next week. Emails seem promising. Let mr know of any intel.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/thp/3119097369.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Jsheppa24; 1487586]Saw this ad on craigslist. Has anyone sampled yet? Set an appointment for next week. Emails seem promising. Let mr know of any intel.

[url]http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/thp/3119097369.html[/url][/QUOTE]I saw Marcie yesterday. She lives in Seminole Heights. House is okay as long as you aren't allergic to cats. Marcie offers a pretty good sensual massage with a manual h / e which was nice and well done. For the price, I probably will return. I suspect more may be available on a second visit, but YMMV. This is just a guess on my part. Marcie is a BBW.

[QUOTE=Seanboy7; 1487273]So I finally decided to head out to Ocean and try out pink or another girl. I get there and they have a sign that they're closed til Friday. Dammit. That's when I should've turned around and went home.

But I thought, well, I'm close to Kennedy, so I'll go to yoshiko. They always have hot girls and there was a review for a Rainbow that she was great, so I went in and asked for her.

But she was "busy" and wouldn't be available. Again, should've turned around but I stayed. One girl came in, I looked at her rack and it was ugly / saggy so I asked for a new girl. Nex girl came in, I could tell she was older but she had a thin body, big boobs (fake but nice) and her name was May.

After giving the money, table shower was whatever, beginning of FS was nice enough.

Then I have her flip over and before I insert the little guy, I saw what nobody wants to see when they bend a girl over. Turtle head. I immediately got off her and was like "WTF I can't do this" and I told her why and she was trying to explain what it was (it wasnt really THAT, apparently) but her broken english didn't make sense. It sounded like she was saying "it isn't easy" but every time I would say "easy?" she would say "no" and then repeat the word again. By this time I just said I wanted to leave but she offered at least a HJ and I tried to get him up but the sight of what I saw just made him stay limp, nothing. So I left. Ugh, terrible.

I doubt it was actually something unclean, but I seriously don't know what it was. But it looked gross.[/QUOTE]Japs eat live squid and eel might be why but when I have an ATF I call on my way out to be sure.

That crap she's busy I would reply busy what with a client, cooking ironing or taking a dump I'm here for business tell them whaddyah mean she's busy what kind of answer is that I'm going to spa next door FU-skeptic that I be I'd say what really happen was they were put on notice by my post about here is why that happen and supplanting her with a hairy warthog would serves its purpose getting rid of any doubt as to your legitimacy showing up there after there after showing interest on these boards which you would be delusional to think they don't monitor if for any reason than customer feedback.

I can prove that because one of their corporate reps plugs his visits around these items which I appreciate is why I hooked up with at least three fine babes.

This is a fast track lesson in life. You learn life is about possibilities and the future doesn't exist. What I mean is when I go out blindly I expect nothing. I tell myself I really need an expert massage then let fate take over.

P. S. I was just thinking why all of a sudden large influx these young girls. Could they be radio active victims of that nuke meltdown banned from the country-hell yeah bring them on-just say'and.

Whatever the reason it will be the biggest service to public health by shutting down the rat infested hairdo crack hos I been dealing with and raised the standards of this game at bargain prices.

[QUOTE=DucheNozzle; 1487905]Japs eat live squid and eel might be why but when I have an ATF I call on my way out to be sure.

That crap she's busy I would reply busy what with a client, cooking ironing or taking a dump I'm here for business tell them whaddyah mean she's busy what kind of answer is that I'm going to spa next door FU-skeptic that I be I'd say what really happen was they were put on notice by my post about here is why that happen and supplanting her with a hairy warthog would serves its purpose getting rid of any doubt as to your legitimacy showing up there after there after showing interest on these boards which you would be delusional to think they don't monitor if for any reason than customer feedback.

I can prove that because one of their corporate reps plugs his visits around these items which I appreciate is why I hooked up with at least three fine babes.

This is a fast track lesson in life. You learn life is about possibilities and the future doesn't exist. What I mean is when I go out blindly I expect nothing. I tell myself I really need an expert massage then let fate take over.

P. S. I was just thinking why all of a sudden large influx these young girls. Could they be radio active victims of that nuke meltdown banned from the country-hell yeah bring them on-just say'and.

Whatever the reason it will be the biggest service to public health by shutting down the rat infested hairdo crack hos I been dealing with and raised the standards of this game at bargain prices.[/QUOTE]Will SOMEONE please invent a duchenozzle translator app or take away his drugs?

[QUOTE=MarkArnold;1487604]I saw Marcie yesterday. She lives in Seminole Heights. House is okay as long as you aren't allergic to cats. Marcie offers a pretty good sensual massage with a manual h / e which was nice and well done. For the price, I probably will return. I suspect more may be available on a second visit, but YMMV. This is just a guess on my part. Marcie is a BBW.[/QUOTE]Hey for .6 what did I have to lose?

Thoroughly enjoyed myself. The lady has a bit of KINK in her (& willing to perhaps put it in you) and knew what she was doing. She took almost the whole hour and I seriously think she would have gone over if need be, iow not a clock watcher.

If you like 50 plus, average looking, the kind you see at Publix women you'll love her.

BBW? Ehh, I could see how younger guys would say that, but when you hit my age / her age you might change that description.

I'll be heading back for some umm better times perhaps later this week, maybe even tomorrow.

If she wasn't already out there on CL I'd be keeping quiet about her with the exception of me saying. Seniors feel free to PM and do feel free to PM.

[QUOTE=Oscard; 1488412]Hey for. 6 what did I have to lose?

Thoroughly enjoyed myself. The lady has a bit of KINK in her (& willing to perhaps put it in you) and knew what she was doing. She took almost the whole hour and I seriously think she would have gone over if need be, iow not a clock watcher.

If you like 50 plus, average looking, the kind you see at Publix women you'll love her.

BBW? Ehh, I could see how younger guys would say that, but when you hit my age / her age you might change that description.

I'll be heading back for some umm better times perhaps later this week, maybe even tomorrow.

If she wasn't already out there on CL I'd be keeping quiet about her with the exception of me saying. Seniors feel free to PM and do feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]I like that. That's what its all about. Having a good time.

[QUOTE=Oscard; 1488412]Hey for. 6 what did I have to lose?

Thoroughly enjoyed myself. The lady has a bit of KINK in her (& willing to perhaps put it in you) and knew what she was doing. She took almost the whole hour and I seriously think she would have gone over if need be, iow not a clock watcher.

If you like 50 plus, average looking, the kind you see at Publix women you'll love her.

BBW? Ehh, I could see how younger guys would say that, but when you hit my age / her age you might change that description.

I'll be heading back for some umm better times perhaps later this week, maybe even tomorrow.

If she wasn't already out there on CL I'd be keeping quiet about her with the exception of me saying. Seniors feel free to PM and do feel free to PM.[/QUOTE]Great report. No codes. No dreams. No crap. Just plain good useful info.