Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dext3361;3264708]Go north to Thai in Carnegie, or go north east to options in Greensburg or Jeanette (Harrison City works too. But a little farther).[/QUOTE]Dex. Have you been to Thai recently? This is probably the second best area for me, as I am in Caregie a lot (never even realized it was there, even after driving by it for years). I have been reviewing the forum and see some good reviews, but all from MONTHS ago. And it seems like reviews are very time sensitive.

Also, have not seen a review of the other Carnegie place, Wan Mei on Washington Ave. I will probably stop by one or both sometime next week, but if you read my reviews, I never have any luck, so instead of YMMV. It is probably YMWBB (. Will be better).

OK, planed on trying to get to the Florist again Wednesday night but decided against it due to the weather. Instead I stuck around Carson Street and tried another of the AMPs out. This time it was Star. I liked the setup that they had in front, lobby with a locking door going back to the massage rooms. My masseuse was a little older than I was hoping for, but still fairly attractive 6/10. This was the first time my girl had an outfit on that had the possibility of anything other than OTC. Like the Asian Well, payment was after the massage. The massage was OK, but I could not start a conversation no matter how I tried because the girl did not understand English very well. I thought there might be something extra on the menu as she bumped up against the boys quite a bit, but no luck. She let my hands roam (did not try too much as they were COLD), but that was about it. I did not realize that they had a TS here. After the massage, she washed me off pretty thoroughly, but again, no luck on anything more. Left with a good amount of cash in my pocket (as I have said before, I never take in more than I expect to lose. Would rather it been empty) - spending $60/ fee + $10/ tip (TS must have been included).

On Thursday, I was traveling south to visit some friends and saw a place in Wheeling, WV (I know it is not Pittsburgh. Admin if you want to delete this section, please do) There is a new place called Asian Massage (I know original, right) off of the Elm Grove I-70 exit. There use to be a place in this area years ago that got shut down by a sting operation (Evergreen Spa), so I thought maybe there is something there. There is a nice waiting room with TV and fruit basket (no, really! If you have to wait (which I did not). My masseuse was late-30's and maybe a 5/10. The tables were new, but not the type specifically built with the headrest, they have the little pillows that go on top (I don't like those as much). Massage was too soft for my tastes, and after the flip, nothing. It might be that they are just feeling out the customers as they just opened up and are probably under scrutiny from our friendly uncle. Strike 3 for the week (including Zhangs) - I don't think my game is that good, or maybe I am just ugly as sin. Spent 3 Jacks ($50/ fee + $10/ tip).

Oh well, I will keep trying and posting (until you guys get tired of hearing about my failures). Not sure if I should just stick with one shop to see if dedication gets me anywhere, but from what I have read, it seems like the best mongers go EVERYWHERE. Any advice is appreciated. Even though the best places seem to be North (C-Berry) and East (Florist), I probably will be hitting up some shops south (Carnegie) and West (Imperial / Robinson areas) next, if anyone has advice on providers / shops. I am all ears.

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[QUOTE=Darkshades;3265850]Dex. Have you been to Thai recently? This is probably the second best area for me, as I am in Caregie a lot (never even realized it was there, even after driving by it for years). I have been reviewing the forum and see some good reviews, but all from MONTHS ago. And it seems like reviews are very time sensitive.

Also, have not seen a review of the other Carnegie place, Wan Mei on Washington Ave. I will probably stop by one or both sometime next week, but if you read my reviews, I never have any luck, so instead of YMMV. It is probably YMWBB (. Will be better).[/QUOTE]I've been to the Thai place a couple times over the last few years, each time starting out like its going to be good but then only offered diy.

How about trying Wan Mei and letting us know results. Don't give up keep trying using different tactics. I've been shot down often over the years and I've also had FS where others claimed nothing available even a HJ so YMMV for sure from place to place, girl to girl.

Thanks.

H.

[QUOTE=Keeting;3262342]260.60 going in, tried to break a hundred but she said she couldn't make change, and she clearly saw the other hundred in my bill fold when I went in to dig out the 60.[/QUOTE]What were you talking about? I think we missed the context here.

[QUOTE=SalsaLamel;3267647]What were you talking about? I think we missed the context here.[/QUOTE]In pocket to spend on pussy,$260 ! $60 going in, (door fee,200 to spend on pussy, get it now? He wanted to let her know he had "Cash" big bills to spend for pussy! Yes, he could of done a little better job letting new beee's know, and posting. LOL drk.

[QUOTE=SalsaLamel;3267647]What were you talking about? I think we missed the context here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DarkMarkX;3260954]What did that meal cost?[/QUOTE]Cranberry, behind the BK.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3268388]In pocket to spend on pussy,$260 ! $60 going in, (door fee,200 to spend on pussy, get it now? He wanted to let her know he had "Cash" big bills to spend for pussy! Yes, he could of done a little better job letting new beee's know, and posting. LOL drk.[/QUOTE]It's amazing how every time people keep on setting the bar higher for those BK meals. I guess I'll have to go to good'ol Bon Jimmy John's, you know BJJ.

OK, tried another place to report on. Wan Mei's in Carnegie. It was having a special, first time customers get $5 of an hour (hourly free is only 48). First, this location is a house right next to Carnegie Elementary school, parking lot on the site with a big "private parking" sign. Upon entering I was greeted by a mid thirty something Chinese lady. Not too shabby, but she did have a mole on her chin which was slightly distracting. The room that she put me in was very clean, but colder than I like. She gave me an excellent massage (probably second to Tina at Orchid) and massaged muscles I did not think you could reach without touching the boys. Although she was pleasant, I had a bit of a language barrier in getting conversations started, could not even get her name, although I did try multiple times. I did find out (I think) that she was the owner and only massuese and "Wan Mei" is not her name. With about five minutes left on the clock she asked me if I wanted "oil", which kind of took me back because I was surprised they even offered diy here. I declined, not really a fan of this unless it could lead to something else. After the massage, she was a little stand offish and lead me back to the office (opposite the door I came in). I had $53 in hand ($43+tip). When she said it was $48, I said what about first customer special, she said $48 again. I thought about replacing the ten with a five, but decided against it. It was a really good massage which I needed, costing only $53 with tip is not too bad.

Might have to venture out to a more "guaranteed" location soon.

Thanks for TOFTT There used to be a girl at the other Carnegie place named Mei, had hope it was her branching out on her own. 50 bucks for a good massage, not bad. Another experience under the belt.

H.

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3270817]OK, tried another place to report on. Wan Mei's in Carnegie. It was having a special, first time customers get $5 of an hour (hourly free is only 48). First, this location is a house right next to Carnegie Elementary school, parking lot on the site with a big "private parking" sign. Upon entering I was greeted by a mid thirty something Chinese lady. Not too shabby, but she did have a mole on her chin which was slightly distracting. The room that she put me in was very clean, but colder than I like. She gave me an excellent massage (probably second to Tina at Orchid) and massaged muscles I did not think you could reach without touching the boys. Although she was pleasant, I had a bit of a language barrier in getting conversations started, could not even get her name, although I did try multiple times. I did find out (I think) that she was the owner and only massuese and "Wan Mei" is not her name. With about five minutes left on the clock she asked me if I wanted "oil", which kind of took me back because I was surprised they even offered diy here. I declined, not really a fan of this unless it could lead to something else. After the massage, she was a little stand offish and lead me back to the office (opposite the door I came in). I had $53 in hand ($43+tip). When she said it was $48, I said what about first customer special, she said $48 again. I thought about replacing the ten with a five, but decided against it. It was a really good massage which I needed, costing only $53 with tip is not too bad.

Might have to venture out to a more "guaranteed" location soon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3265850]Dex. Have you been to Thai recently? This is probably the second best area for me, as I am in Caregie a lot (never even realized it was there, even after driving by it for years). I have been reviewing the forum and see some good reviews, but all from MONTHS ago. And it seems like reviews are very time sensitive.

Also, have not seen a review of the other Carnegie place, Wan Mei on Washington Ave. I will probably stop by one or both sometime next week, but if you read my reviews, I never have any luck, so instead of YMMV. It is probably YMWBB (. Will be better).[/QUOTE]Yes, Thai is still fine. They have a bigger stable than some shops, thus the occasional YMMV story, but it's a relatively safe bet. Saw Winnie most recently.

If you want to stay on the NE side of Pit, there is a place on Pine Hollow Rd in McKees I can vouch for. Ad on CL. Have seen CoCo in last couple months.

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3265850]Dex. Have you been to Thai recently? This is probably the second best area for me, as I am in Caregie a lot (never even realized it was there, even after driving by it for years). I have been reviewing the forum and see some good reviews, but all from MONTHS ago. And it seems like reviews are very time sensitive.

Also, have not seen a review of the other Carnegie place, Wan Mei on Washington Ave. I will probably stop by one or both sometime next week, but if you read my reviews, I never have any luck, so instead of YMMV. It is probably YMWBB (. Will be better).[/QUOTE]Yes, Thai is still fine. They have a bigger stable than some shops, thus the occasional YMMV story, but it's a relatively safe bet. Saw Winnie most recently.

If you want to stay on the NW side of Pit, there is a place on Pine Hollow Rd in McKees I can vouch for. Ad on CL. Have seen CoCo in last couple months.

Hey fellas! I'm in town visiting for work and I'm staying near the convention center. Can anyone please recommend a massage place near me that at least offers HJ ending? Please let me know asap because I leave town on Monday. If ever down in Florida Tampa / St Pete area, I can possibly return the favor. I'm more into the SW scene though. Thanks in advance and stay safe fellas!

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A visiting senior asks for a hookup and you feed him bogus info then call him a cop?

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I was at Golden hands south on 19 the other day. I got a great massage and that was it. Can you get extras there or not?

[QUOTE=Mhunter7;3279009]I was at Golden hands south on 19 the other day. I got a great massage and that was it. Can you get extras there or not?[/QUOTE]It's my go to spot when I need a massage and nothing else.

There hasn't been a hint of any extras in the years that I've been going there.

You're better off going to Angel or Thai if you are in the area.

Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.

[QUOTE=ScratchDent;3280708]Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.[/QUOTE]Wow, was going to pay about my experience with Cherry earlier, but lost muy password. I had a way different experience. It was more expensive than I was planning but rather enjoyable visit.

Sky has been hit or miss for years. I have gone and got skunked multiple times with both great looking providers and ugly ones. I have gone and had many great FS dates and have gone a couple times and told HJ ending only. I think it has to do with the provider at the time or mamasan at the time as its different every time. Just when I vow I'm not going back because I got jipped on my last 2 visits I try one more time and have a great visit then a couple more great visits and I get skunked again. Kyoto was definitely more consistant but a long drive. Sky was actually my first AMP experience and I went 3 times in a row got skunked all 3 times but the girl was super hot wearing almost nothing so kept trying on my 4th trip different girl working I walked in and got the royal treatment.

[QUOTE=ScratchDent;3280708]Well, swung by here to try something closer than warren. And got what people get for being lazy. Disappointed. Agreed to hour, and done & out in 35. Unimpressive masseuse (cherry), not impressed with the sheets for doors and out standard without even getting standard. So no, won't bother with a return trip. Bah.[/QUOTE]

Ok, so this might sound weird. And feel free to respond using PM, but one thing that's always had me curious.

I have read a lot of reviews, submitted quite a few on my own. One thing that I often read in others review is how some providers are "accommodating", some are not. Some take commands well, or fulfill requests, etc. Like. What are we asking these ladies to do? Are we talking after the flip, or are you chatting it up, trying to get them to undress before the flip, before the start? When exploring or roaming, are you exploring while your face is still down in the hole, roaming around her legs and ass, or what? While she's at the front of the table, or on the slide? Constantly chasing her? Haha.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong But any conversation about options for me usually is limited to a very quick exchange, sometimes even just gestures, after the flip. Maybe I'm being too nice or passive. ?

Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3283665]Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.[/QUOTE]Can you write a little slower here, I'm trying to take notes, LOL.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3283665]Start here first: Lay down, face down, no cover, let her start your massage, within 5 minutes you should have a good idea what to expect from her in the way she touches you. Let your hands hang over the top of the table, this way you can go to the side, top, to touch her. Start off slow don't "rip" at her, touch her leg, gently, up, down, when she is on the side. (this will be a "sign" you want more,) and break the ice. When she moves to the top of the table, you can with both hands, hold her legs, ass, pull in (Little) some may get on the table with you, some may stay on the floor, pull her in a little, she will know you are looking for more body contact! Don't be afraid, if she gets on the table you may even get a "little kitty" massage (fav. On Carson st. For this) on the top of your head, pull her down slowly! Just keep touching, easy (up, down legs, ass, inner leg,) get the idea?(slowly) very slowly, you need to get her comfortable with you first. I think that's good for now, try it, let me know. Drk.[/QUOTE]You are the man.

[QUOTE=Rbw88;3283253]Sky has been hit or miss for years. I have gone and got skunked multiple times with both great looking providers and ugly ones. I have gone and had many great FS dates and have gone a couple times and told HJ ending only. I think it has to do with the provider at the time or mamasan at the time as its different every time. Just when I vow I'm not going back because I got jipped on my last 2 visits I try one more time and have a great visit then a couple more great visits and I get skunked again. Kyoto was definitely more consistant but a long drive. Sky was actually my first AMP experience and I went 3 times in a row got skunked all 3 times but the girl was super hot wearing almost nothing so kept trying on my 4th trip different girl working I walked in and got the royal treatment.[/QUOTE]That is a true AMP. Not one of these new Chinese massage places. If you can't get action there, you need to become a priest. I have been there 3 times and each time, got everything, plus a diet pepsi for the road.

Ok here we go, well by now she has been looking, staring at your parts, (Jr, balls) for a good part of the back massage, she is most likely a little interested, turned on, even wet, by now, most AMPs are a little older, haven't had sex in a long time, so what you have to do is go slow, warm them up (close the deal) with her. Most AMPs aren't going to take off their cloths,(fuck me, suck you, eat me, right out of the gate), that is only in Porn, so remember that, even a" AMP PRO" is going to wait to deal! After the flip, Go back to the rubbing, her back, ass get under her top,(if you can) keep rubbing, ass, legs, move into the inners, as she rubs your chest, keep your arms off to the side of the table, so you can do this easy, pull her in a little towards you. If she is at the top of the table you can pull her in a little with both hands on her ass, give a "titty kiss". After a few min. Of this, you can tell what is in store,(jr is most likely standing tall!) I will then offer for me to massage her, (have never had 1 say no to this) get them on the table, this will make the playing field even for you, rub their backs, you can get their tops off easy with this little trick, then, work your way down the back to their ass, tell them, you don't want to get oil on them (panties) take them off! If she won't take them off, good, oil the fuck out of them, (ass crack, kitty,) I think oiled panties is very sexy, hot! This works for me 95 % of the time, if it works you can then give her legs, ass, a great rub, inner also, maybe kitty, by now you should have a few" Questions answered" on what going to happen next, remember she is as afraid of you as you are of her. (LEO) go easy, slow, you aren't going to achieve this in a 1 hour massage, only down side. This game has so many, bumps, turns in the road, you just never know what will work, what won't, this has worked really well for me? Drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3288520].......(fuck me, suck you, eat me, right out of the gate), that is only in Porn.....[/QUOTE]And at Kyoto!

[QUOTE=Dam2725;3288982]And at Kyoto![/QUOTE]I'm was trying to be a little" subdued" in my old age! LOL drk.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3288520]Ok here we go, well by now she has been looking, staring at your parts, (Jr, balls) for a good part of the back massage, she is most likely a little interested, turned on, even wet, by now, most AMPs are a little older, haven't had sex in a long time, so what you have to do is go slow, warm them up (close the deal) with her. Most AMPs aren't going to take off their cloths,(fuck me, suck you, eat me, right out of the gate), that is only in Porn, so remember that, even a" AMP PRO" is going to wait to deal! After the flip, Go back to the rubbing, her back, ass get under her top,(if you can) keep rubbing, ass, legs, move into the inners, as she rubs your chest, keep your arms off to the side of the table, so you can do this easy, pull her in a little towards you. If she is at the top of the table you can pull her in a little with both hands on her ass, give a "titty kiss". After a few min. Of this, you can tell what is in store,(jr is most likely standing tall!) I will then offer for me to massage her, (have never had 1 say no to this) get them on the table, this will make the playing field even for you, rub their backs, you can get their tops off easy with this little trick, then, work your way down the back to their ass, tell them, you don't want to get oil on them (panties) take them off! If she won't take them off, good, oil the fuck out of them, (ass crack, kitty,) I think oiled panties is very sexy, hot! This works for me 95 % of the time, if it works you can then give her legs, ass, a great rub, inner also, maybe kitty, by now you should have a few" Questions answered" on what going to happen next, remember she is as afraid of you as you are of her. (LEO) go easy, slow, you aren't going to achieve this in a 1 hour massage, only down side. This game has so many, bumps, turns in the road, you just never know what will work, what won't, this has worked really well for me? Drk.[/QUOTE]Hey DarkSide, that is good advice. I've been using that general method for years. I have to chuckle sometimes when other members say that things are 'dry' around here. I saw your post from Hberg in Oct. I go that way pretty often. Sounds like you did well in Carlisle. Any advice.

[QUOTE=WoodsPecker;3290940]Hey DarkSide, that is good advice. I've been using that general method for years. I have to chuckle sometimes when other members say that things are 'dry' around here. I saw your post from Hberg in Oct. I go that way pretty often. Sounds like you did well in Carlisle. Any advice.[/QUOTE]I was really lucky in H- burg. Brothers really hated me, fucked on me, Questioned me, last time I was in their city! I'll be going back in a month,(can't WAIT) ! (LOL) I just like to ask why" can't you?" When I was at a new store last year in Carlisle, a Older AMP provider gave me, set me up with her younger just arrived friend in a (Pitts. Store) who has been taking care of me (FS,) for you new- bees, since then, so you really never know, that's why this game is so intriguing we are playing! Ill have to keep this report short, I was in"LV". For a long weekend (4 days)! And Ill never be the same! Drk.

WTF I go out of town for a few weeks and this board go's fucking to shit dead!(HELLO, anyone here?) Cum on somebody has to be getting pussy? LOL drk be safe out there.

[QUOTE=DarkSideOfMe;3303442]WTF I go out of town for a few weeks and this board go's fucking to shit dead!(HELLO, anyone here?) Cum on somebody has to be getting pussy? LOL drk be safe out there.[/QUOTE]Nobody likes to discuss it on this board.

I did go to Sunshine island on Rodi road a couple of evenings ago. I had one therapist massaging and a few more minutes later another girl came in offering 4 hand, 90/ hr. I said sure, decent massage, on flip HJ, grabbing TnA and snatch covered by clothes. Table shower afterwards. Decent time and the girls were kind, AMP 5-6. .6 tip, total damage 150.

Sorry DarkSideOfMe, I did not think anyone wanted to hear about how badly I strike out. I have a pretty good listing now of places that offer DIY.

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3304561]Sorry DarkSideOfMe, I did not think anyone wanted to hear about how badly I strike out. I have a pretty good listing now of places that offer DIY.[/QUOTE]" Bertha Palm", may be the best Date, Service, for all of us now! (low cost, never disappoints, knows how you like it, always avib. , on time, No Drugs, No drama) sounds like a winner to me, on these cold nights. Keep trying little Bro. Like the old man once told me a long time ago; "The birds don't pick at the" bad fruit, "until all the "good fruit" is gone! Drk.

[QUOTE=Darkshades;3304561]Sorry DarkSideOfMe, I did not think anyone wanted to hear about how badly I strike out. I have a pretty good listing now of places that offer DIY.[/QUOTE]K-Y-O-T-O. If you strike there, there is no hope for you.

[QUOTE=Dam2725;3305282]K-Y-O-T-O. If you strike there, there is no hope for you.[/QUOTE]OK, haven't made it out to Kyoto yet, but I did to Sky, which is about the same thing I think. I don't want you to think that am too hopeless. That was before DarksideOfMe's last post however.

Been 3/3 now on the happy endings here from 2 different women. They're the only 2 that work there I think. Or atleast have seen. Both older 40's-50's. Not great looking. Massage is not bad. The better looking of the two gives a better massage. But the older one gives a better he. I got 90 minutes all three times. They never once asked me for a specific amount. I've just handed them six jacksons after all was said and done and they were all smiles and that was that. Parking is right on the highway and not stealth at all unfortunately.

Somewhat new to this site, so sorry if I missed a review, but can anyone provide information on Zhangs Downtown on 4th.

Anyone have information on Zhangs Downtown? Sorry if it has already been reviewed recently.

Will be in town next week, staying just south of town near AC airport, looking for a good AMP. Anyone have any recommendations?

Thanks.

I'll be in town next week staying just south of town near the AC Airport. Anyone have recommendations on a good AMP or other massage spot with HE or more?

Cheers.