Hey even thought I don't belong in this thread great pictures and great choices one more thing was one of those girls aware and smiled back at you the girl in the red dress.
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Hey even thought I don't belong in this thread great pictures and great choices one more thing was one of those girls aware and smiled back at you the girl in the red dress.
The US Treasury has begun issuing the new $ 5 bill.
Seems yellow fever has definitely got him in trouble, check the right hand photo wall.
The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke!
THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was a red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, and made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????
OH, come on.......take a guess!
And the moral is.........
You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
John,
That was worth reading. It was funny!
The girl in your photo is a stone cold fox.
Regardless, of the Sun Tan, she has a great body.
Her Sun Tan does look like Two Eyes and a Smile, suntanned in on her body.
[QUOTE=A John]THE RED INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
There once was a red Indian who had only one testicle and whose given name was 'Onestone.'
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone. After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, 'If anyone calls me Onestone again, I will kill them!'
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day until Blue Bird died from exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.' Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day, and made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?????
OH, come on.......take a guess!
And the moral is.........
You can't kill two birds with one stone!![/QUOTE][/b]
I hardly ever read this part of the forum, but after posting these pix I will start to check in every now and then.
Man the girlz you posted in your posting have some "awesome bodies"!
Oh hell yea. Awesome.
I assume you did not take the pictures, but I placed them on my Favorites List anyway. If they had Women Like this at the Nevada CatHouse's, I could see the men paying Mad Money for that Booty.
If they had women working the streets in my area that looked like this, I would be on their "Favorites List".
Mr. BoomBastic
Hey John,
Where did you run across those photo's? The "supposed chic" use to advertise on AZ craigslist, on the casual encounters board.
Wireless91910
[QUOTE=A John]The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wireless91910]Hey John,
Where did you run across those photo's? The "supposed chic" use to advertise on AZ craigslist, on the casual encounters board.
Wireless91910[/QUOTE]
I would DATY daily on that sexy creature. HELL YEAH
Going thru some old pics on my computer. This chick use to advertise on CL.
I think the idea here is to get the girl when shes freshly tanned. I dont think theres to many guys would turn down the young ladies with a tan. I know I would be a happy camper playing with that long hair.
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=A John]The risk of exposure to the damaging of the sun persists.
The following medical photographs clearly document the risk to the epidermis of prolonged exposure to sunlight. Study these graphic images carefully so that you can keep them in mind next time you venture outdoors.
First is the darkening of the skin
Then years later comes the skin damage.
I'm gonna puke![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=A John]Seems yellow fever has definitely got him in trouble, check the right hand photo wall.[/QUOTE]
The white guy could really use a set of Nun Chucks.
Saw this above a urinal:
If your hose is to short
And your pump is to weak
You better stand a little closer
Or you'll piss on your feet
Thought it was pretty funny.
S
[QUOTE=Wireless91910]Going thru some old pics on my computer. This chick use to advertise on CL.[/QUOTE]
Looks like a really classy gal!!!;(
From the campaign trail.
[QUOTE=Sharkman67]Saw this above a urinal:
If your hose is to short
And your pump is to weak
You better stand a little closer
Or you'll piss on your feet
Thought it was pretty funny.
S[/QUOTE]
I saw this one once:
We aim to please; you aim too, please!
Written on the outside of a port-a-shitter at a construction site:
Mexican Space Shuttle
Best comment! She does not even know how to suck. She is busy sucking for the fund-raiser
[QUOTE=Gdlint]From the campaign trail.[/QUOTE]
Don't let your significant other find these in the glove compartment!!
Talk about taking a titty rub-down to a whole new level.
Misfit
Subject: ALERT! Mexican drug warning!
Hi there, I mean no harm but this warning is true.
Maybe you know someone who might buy from Mexico ?
This was sent to me and I am sharing the warning with everyone.
* * * * * * * * * * *
Warning - Do Not Order Mexican Viagra !
Important Bulletin
Many men are buying 'black market' Viagra pills
from Mexican mail-order drug stores.
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that
several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with
ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.
The results can be horrible.
Here is what you get when you combine Viagra
with Mexican Jumping Beans.
[url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/[/url]
That is a fucking date :p
[QUOTE=Panachemc][url]http://www.youporn.com/watch/185672/alpine-hot-sex/[/url][/QUOTE]
Crack will kill.
Wonder if this will be my new favorite food?
[QUOTE=Gothic Bbw]Wonder if this will be my new favorite food?[/QUOTE]Would go perfectly with snatch crackers. Lightly salted w/ cream cheese.
[QUOTE=Gdlint]Crack will kill.[/QUOTE]Gdint, I love crack. No not the drug. The ass and pussy crack.
That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez
[QUOTE=Ezenuf]That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez[/QUOTE]
I dont think I could resist the urge to pull the pants the rest of the way down or at least ask to see it.
[QUOTE=Ezenuf]That absolutely has to be a staged photo. God please tell me it is!
I'm not sure what I would do if I saw something like that in the local store.
ez[/QUOTE]
I don't understand. Those are low rider jeans. Girls all over wear pants like that. I see them every day at the university where I work. It is really distracting, but that's what they are going for.
It's a deal!
The US State Dept has just issued an alert for Osama Bin Laudin's cousin.
Please be on the look out.
For the man who has everything.
[QUOTE=KC Questor]It's a deal![/QUOTE]
Agreed, not a good looking one in the bunch.
A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. '
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of th e long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200, 000 a year. '
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullsh--tin' me!
The social worker said, "Yeah, well. You started it."
[b]The Farmer's Daughter[/b]
[url]http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/37jy7g1209684971/xu9mxs1209684971.wmv[/url]
Subject: NEVER LIE TO GRANDMA Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation.
Grandma stopped to say Hi and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, "How the heck do you do this at your age? "
She said, "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'them dry! " The Policeman fainted.
Now that was funny... It got me rolling and we all need a little laughter medicine in this messed up world the way its going these days...
Just stop and think I bet theres a farmers daughter out there that was the apple of his eye and he would truly appreciate a nice young man of that nature. Not so sure theres to many good boys as we call them left though.hehhee
Happy Hunting..
[QUOTE=Baltimonger][b]The Farmer's Daughter[/b]
[url]http://www.watchersweb.com/submissions/37jy7g1209684971/xu9mxs1209684971.wmv[/url][/QUOTE]
Beer Lover.
Pic`s say it all
Pic says it all