Massage Parlor Reports

Well, this is my first post here. I have enjoyed all your comments for a while now and have gotten some good tips about locations. I went to the one by Burbank airport and got lucky once. I Have been to the one on Vesper but did not look very promising, so I passed. When I want to make sure I get some decent action I visit one That I am sure most of you have been to on Lankershim Bl by a shoe store. Is .5 at the door and .8 to 1 for FS depending on the provider. My favorites are Sophia and Rose.

Next time I will try the one on Panorama City mentioned in one of the threads, and of course I will report.

This spot I checked out today used to post on CL for a while and now I saw their posts on Backpage. Storefront type spot, pretty hidden, good parking in the back.5 at the door for 30, walk in and go through the usual stuff. Get naked and in walks this asian girl. She was about 40, can't remember her name, nice little body on her, face was about 5 or 6. Mediocre massage and then asks for extras. No mention of fees, she just tells me that whatever I want to donate. I end opting for FS, she strips, wow nice bolt ons, nice cute butt. Surprisingly, this was the first time the girl jumps on top of me to do a 69. She said she was from Japan, so the tang tang had a little king kong hair going on. Service was good. Ended up donating.8. Not bad. Do the research for the spot, gave some good clues. Senior members feel free to PM me for further info on the spot.

Safe tapping.

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]I have been wanting to try out the place at Tampa and Topham for a while now. I believe there are two amps in that building. Both used to advertise in CL, but now only one of them does. I figured I would try the one that stopped advertising (if they were still there), but when I got to the location there was NO parking on the street, and a parking lot with an electric gate... No thanks.

So I headed over to another place in the west valley. It's on a street named after a tree, near the corner of Vanowen. Hell, while I'm being so ambiguous, let's just say I dreamed I went there, OK?

When I arrived, it seemed that only the mamasan was there. Maybe 40+, but in good shape. Kind of a cute face (6), but definitely "older." Body about a 5.

I paid .4 for hh, went into the room, and put .4 on the counter, stripped and laid down without putting the towel over myself. When "D" came in, the first thing she asked was, "Have you been here before?" I don't know what came over me, but I suddenly decided to try an experiment: "Nope," I replied. "This is my VERY FIRST TIME." She laughed out loud at that.

The massage was very good. Excellent pressure, but not very thorough. (I like my arms and legs worked over.) She spent a lot of time on the glutes, with lots of crack-caressing, and accidental brushes of the boys.

On the flip, she spent a minute or two working my stomach, slid down to my thighs, and without any further distraction, squirted some oil and went to work on Little 30.

She did a very nice job, and afterwards, finished the massage on my legs and head. As she was cleaning me up, I heard voices in the hall, so she wasn't the only one there after all.

This is the second time I've experimented with NOT pretending that it's not my first time. (The first time was earlier this year with Sunny at DA. It didn't make a difference then, either.)

So, the whole "always say you've been there before" tactic is either irrelevant, or is just one among several factors the providers are using to suss out LE.

Anyway, this situation reminded me of an episode I had many years ago, at a place in another state. I went because I really wanted *just* a massage. The masseuse was heavy (250+) and older (50), so I didn't have extras on the brain AT ALL. Needless to say, her technique was fantastic, and she gave me probably the best legit massage I've ever had.

Halfway through though, we got to talking, and she said, "You know, I used to work at another place JUST LIKE THIS ONE. And I worked there Monday through Friday, from 9-5, and there was another older CMT, just like me, but after 5, they brought in the younger, cuter girls, and you could get more than a massage, knowhutI'msayin'? You couldn't just walk in after 5, you had to have an appointment, but if I liked the guys, I'd tell them to come back after 5, or on the weekends. Isn't that the craziest thing? From the outside, it was JUST LIKE THIS PLACE, but you know, it was another place."

I was in a relationship then, and was too retarded to follow through with what seemed to me to be an obvious invitation to ask for more information. However, I figure at least some of the places in L.A. work on the same scheme.

In fact, the place I've reported on in Van Nuys (aka Pied Piper) may be somewhat like that. The "mamasan" there has gone from treating me like it's a legit place, to pulling up her top and giving rockin' HE. I get the definite feeling (hahah) that things could go to the next level(s) if I wanted. But as far as I know, they don't bring in after-hours cuties for the regulars. And sadly, she just isn't cute enough to tempt me.[/QUOTE]Most AMPs I've gone to, I've said it was my first time and only once at a thai place i forgot the name of I said it was my first time and didnt get anything, even though i read many reviews from people that did.

I hit up a MP in Van Nuys. Did a little research and the first time I went, it looked like a real massage spot so I didn't go in. THis time I decided to just go for it. GOt this nice Colombian girl Patty. Man she was hot. Except a few scars from having babies and a slighly loose poontang. The girls can talk dirty and will really pump you up. Overall the service was fantastic. I think I will go back. Seniors can PM me for more info.

Happy Hunting

Anyone have any info on sunny from Devon aroma?

Mamasan says she is still on vacation.

Please pm if you have info on her.

Thanks

Mazda you sorry SOB, fergetabouther, she died and went to heaven guzzling my cum. Were you married to her?

Does anyone know the number for the mp on Darby Ave? The one near reseda nd sherman way? I've been trying to search for the number on on CL but no luck. Did they move? Or sumthing? Any info would be great.

Thanks

Does anyone know what happened to the AMP on darby ave? Near reseda and sherman way? If its still there, can anyone give me the number? I have been trying to search for it on CL but no luck.

Thnx in advance!

Nice knowing you MM.

[QUOTE=Monger Maestro]Mazda you sorry SOB, fergetabouther, she died and went to heaven guzzling my cum. Were you married to her?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Anyone have any info on sunny from Devon aroma?

Mamasan says she is still on vacation.

Please pm if you have info on her.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

To be fair, she's gonna keep telling you that she's on vacation so you keep coming back.

Mazda,

Brother, I have some bad news for YOU...

A few months ago I nailed her tight little ass to death!!!

Sadly, she is gone for good.

And she is not coming back...

Alas, do not despair cause lbfm's like Sunny are not that hard to find in LA.

YOU just gotta get out there and look and w/a little luck YOU will find something better IMHO!

Peace, da I Sadist

P.S. In the future just abbreviate the Kamp's name please... Honestly, DA was all we needed to see YOU fool!!!

[QUOTE=Hotyung1]Does anyone know what happened to the AMP on darby ave? Near reseda and sherman way? If its still there, can anyone give me the number? I have been trying to search for it on CL but no luck.

Thnx in advance![/QUOTE]

818-224-9880


Craig53

I went to a spot thats known for latinas in panorama city on roscoe because my first spot just down the street was closed and lights were off. This was around 9pm. After paying my donation I was lead to a room and a latina came in. She was in her thirties not my type since I like them in their twenties and the lady asked if I've been there before. Since I was not attracted to her I told her no. But while I was getting massaged I kind of got into the mood. Well thats what I was there for. AFter she asked me to flip she started to tease me for the longest time. I grabbed her ass hoping that this would lead to that famous question but nothing.

Long story short I didn't get anything except for a lame ass massage from a skinny colubian chick wearing a dark red dress. I even asked her how she was going to finish and she said "what do you mean how am I going to finish? "

After the massage she told me she was working the next day and to come back. I told her that we'll see and the only reason I was here is because the other place (EASY) was closed. She told me that I should've told her that I've been there since she had a friend that works thers. I should of asked her if that spot was still operating. O well I tipped her.20 and I was out. So I paid.60 for a lame ass massage.

Went back to visit Patty the colombian. Man that girl can get very nasty. Same process as before, but because I came back, she immediately recognized me and the session got more comfortable. Nice, and I mean Nice, nasty CBJ with a lot of nasty talk. Her skin soft, nice size tits. And that ass, man that ass is nice. She rode the hell out of me. Wow. I think I found my spot.

First post on here, but long time hobbyist. Visited a spot in Northridge that advertises on cl for being in a high class area in reseda. Have been here before but there was a new woman at the desk. Said she just came down from SF, and gave a really good massage for the entire time before the flip. Stuck with her mouth for now, settled on 6 and told me 8 next time. Haha. Not sure about that or if I want to go back, but it was ok. All in all, $.

Hey guys,

I visited my AMP spot. I haven't been there in a long time. A lot has changed in six months. First of all the ladies use to be hot. But now only old ladies seem to be there. I use to go a lot when this girl Nikki was there. She was a 9 in my book cute asian face, nice pale skin. What I loved most was her DD. Well I went to visit her again but no luck. A lady in her late 30's is the only thing that looked descent. Well got a tug and CBJ for.4. I didn't tip because I am getting tired of tipping for a service that I payed for. How does she expect me to be happy when she is grinning on me telling me to finish quick. From now on if the service isn't good no tip. I have to find a new spot.

Have a good day fellow mongers.

[QUOTE=Primus Timus]First post on here, but long time hobbyist. Visited a spot in Northridge that advertises on cl for being in a high class area in reseda. Have been here before but there was a new woman at the desk. Said she just came down from SF, and gave a really good massage for the entire time before the flip. Stuck with her mouth for now, settled on 6 and told me 8 next time. Haha. Not sure about that or if I want to go back, but it was ok. All in all, $.[/QUOTE]How old was the providor? How were her looks/attitude?

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]How old was the providor? How were her looks/attitude?[/QUOTE]She was in her 30's. I'd give her a 6/7 for looks. Attitude was good in that she gave me a very legitimate massage first before asking for extras. Seemed a little down on the price at first, but quickly went out to get a cover.

Was browing CL and I noticed an ad for my favorite spot on sepulveda know for latinas was posted. I thought they closed but mamasan said that the sign was broke and that they are still opened. I went around 9 pm and had to ring a bell (first time). Mamasan lead me in paid the.40 and asked for a latina. So I went in room #1 and walks in a girl named Cherry. At first she looked okay because the room was so dark so I said fuck it. I really wanted to bust. She started massaging me and I asked her a few questions and she told me she was from hondurous. She looked like early 30's. She asked if I've been there before and I said yes. The massage was wack and she told me to flip. After the flip I observed her and she was pretty nastyy. I seriously give her a 2 in looks and thats from a scale from 1. 10. But I was horney so I settled for a CBJ.

I don't know what happend to this place because when she started serving me I noticed that she was getting uglier. Especially when she showed me the pearl and I started to loose interest reall quick so I had to bust real quick. She seriously looked like the cleaning lady at my work. I don't know what happened to those fine latinas with the nice asses that work there but I guess Mondays are not the night to go. I went on a Monday last year and I saw one of the hottest latinas at a mp there. I've seen a few hot latinas there thats why I came back, but not anymore. I'm done with Easy.

On my way out I saw another latina walking naked towards the shower and she looked even skinnier than cherry. She nast too. I'm so sad because I don't know any more spots with hot latinas. HELP!

But I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder and some of you guys might think the girls there are 7's or 8's. But IMHO, find another spot in the SFV.

Hey there,

I was just wondering if any of you have ever been out to Venice looking for a AMP. Well about 5 years ago I went to an AMP out I believe it was by Santa Monica Beach. Well I saw 7 girls there and they were all tens. Well 8 but the mamasan wasn't much to look at. Well the reason I am asking is because I don't remember where the place is at I have and idea but maybe someone else has been there. It was right off of lincoln making a right next to a car place by a shooting range. Anyone know? All I know is that the masseuse was hot and she was nice she let me suck on her tits which were nice and big she let me finger her pussy and stroke it. I only went once. I had no condom so she tugged me with the back of her knee. It was amazing if anyone has an Idea please let me know. If I find it I will share it with you guys cause its a place most mongers dream of.

I really don't want to say too much in this report, but here goes -

I've tried this place in the Valley three times now. It's on Woodman Ave near the Noho/Van Nuys border, in a little office building with a tax accountant a tutoring center, etc., and next to a Taco Bell. Since the last time I went there, they have removed interior signage for the AMP, which I take to be a good sign. I didn't pay attention, but I think they also removed their signage on the outside, too. (That didn't stop some dude from giving me the hairy evil stink eye as I was cheerfully walking back to my car, though.)

The first two times I went, I had really, really good massages. The masseuses were cute and slim, but a little older. I got the impression that nothing was available further than HE, and that was fine with me. The service was a bit mechanical, but after getting a really GOOD massage both times, I didn't care.

So I went back.

This time, right from the get-go, the masseuse ("L") had an "interesting" technique of massaging me by standing by my head and reaching down my body, such that much of her upper body came into contact with mine. Since I had my hands on the table over my head, it also brought her groin into contact with my hands, which she made no effort to correct. (She was wearing some kind of stretch pants.) There was much more teasing than previously, including one cool move where she grabbed my left glute with her right hand, my right glute with her left hand, then pulled her hands apart in such a way that she caressed the boys in a very interesting way.

On the flip, she massaged me in the unusual way, bringing her breasts right into my face. She didn't waste much time, and after a minute or two of that, gave me what I would call a GFE HE without asking or saying anything, as the previous two had. Really slow, almost affectionate, and very non-mechanical. She even smiled a few times.

After that, she spent some more time finishing the massage and cleaning me up. Really nice. Strangely, AFTER she was done, she asked if I had been there before. She is new there, just a couple of weeks. As far as I can tell, this place doesn't keep girls very long.

This place used to advertise in CL, but no longer does. My Spidey sense tells me they may offer more now to repeat visitors.

When I first arrived, it seemed L was the only one there, but toward the end, I could hear someone moving around in one of the other rooms.

Damage: .4hh/.4
Provider: "L" - late-30s/early-40s, not slim, but not fat. Nice shape, overall, for an "older" woman; kind of a not-quite-plump spinner with B-cups. VERY sweet disposition.

Happy hunting.

Today I had another day off. Its payday, so you know what that means... poking time!! Yesss!!

So I started the day early... started planning what I wanted to do since 10am, looked in CL to see which AMPs were promoting. I wanted to try a new spot so that I can share with my fellow team mates/mongers. I saw a few from Reseda Blvd posting, so I noted and started to drive. I noticed an AMP with Korean writing somewhere in the 8600 block of reseda on my way there... I also found the other 2 spots promoting which were just a couple blocks down the street. For some reason I decided to go back to the one on the 8600 block. Bad idea. I park, walk over and ask for a massage. The girl says its 60 for hour massage. I question if the spot offers extras. Since the doors have windows, I decided not to strip completely but keep my drawers. The girl at the door is the one to rub me down. Overall the girl was cute... Korean girl. So I just say, what the hell. Worst that can happen is a good massage. I must say that she did give a good one, but at the end No sign of any extras, not even a HJ. Shit! Maybe next time I need to go balls deep and just strip and let her see my weener.

I leave the spot with blue balls and head on over to bare elegance. Maybe 3 girls dancing including my fav Kat, but she had way too much demand and I was not gonna sit there and wait for her to free up, I needed a rub asap. So I leave and head on over to Rouge. I am familiar with a lot of the girls so some immediately recognize me. Go to the back to get a 2 for 1 from my huge tits armenian pal, stick a couple fingers here and there... then comes this russian girl Natasha, we go for a dance and here comes the hj! No shame, didnt care if the manager saw.. sweet. Finishes me off. Got another dance from this girl Isis, who I must say is fine as hell. Sweet looking blonde with bolt ons and a round ass. Decided to leave.

Not happy with how the day had developed, decide to take a last stab at one of my fav spots in Winetka, on sherman way near the smart and final. They always get an A+!!! The ladies are older, but man they can give you the best HJ you have ever received in your life. Came home.... decent day.

I sometimes feel like I try to do so much when its deviant time, I end up spending too much money... I should just go to the spots that I know provide a good service and get the fun, come back home. What I end up doing is going to the strip joint, then to another one, then to the AMP.

Couple things before I sign off:

- Recession is f'ing up the strip joints.... no customers. Therefore lots of mileage for your buck. If you can spare the change, go get some.

- I love a nice oiled up HJ

- at the AMP dont pay more than 80... if we all join forces, we can bring the prices down. if we do that, each fourth visit would save us enough to go back for a fifth session of fun!

- I have a feeling that the Korean MP I mentioned might have some extras, but maybe they were keeping it safe. I have never heard of a KMP that is legit. That is even non existent in Korea too.

- Mazda, I think I found Sunny..... sucking on deeeeez nuts!!

Peace to all, poke a lot, safe mongering and all the best

The California Asian Lover aka CAAZNLVR falling in love with the SFV AMPs

Hey raaz what happened to the columbian you mentioned a while back why didn't you just go to her? Instead of having to waist your money.

[QUOTE=Isral]Hey raaz what happened to the columbian you mentioned a while back why didn't you just go to her? Instead of having to waist your money.[/QUOTE]Only works on Sat., plus wanted to find a new spot. There is no consistency among any of the AMP's. So I am trying to spread out the possibilities.

That's cool i know what you mean sometimes I feel the same too.

Gentlemen, it is that time again.

Anyone have any info on Sunny?

[QUOTE=Mr Sixty]I really don't want to say too much in this report, but here goes -

I've tried this place in the Valley three times now. It's on Woodman Ave near the Noho/Van Nuys border, in a little office building with a tax accountant a tutoring center, etc., and next to a Taco Bell. Since the last time I went there, they have removed interior signage for the AMP, which I take to be a good sign. I didn't pay attention, but I think they also removed their signage on the outside, too. (That didn't stop some dude from giving me the hairy evil stink eye as I was cheerfully walking back to my car, though.)

The first two times I went, I had really, really good massages. The masseuses were cute and slim, but a little older. I got the impression that nothing was available further than HE, and that was fine with me. The service was a bit mechanical, but after getting a really GOOD massage both times, I didn't care.

So I went back.

This time, right from the get-go, the masseuse ("L") had an "interesting" technique of massaging me by standing by my head and reaching down my body, such that much of her upper body came into contact with mine. Since I had my hands on the table over my head, it also brought her groin into contact with my hands, which she made no effort to correct. (She was wearing some kind of stretch pants.) There was much more teasing than previously, including one cool move where she grabbed my left glute with her right hand, my right glute with her left hand, then pulled her hands apart in such a way that she caressed the boys in a very interesting way.

On the flip, she massaged me in the unusual way, bringing her breasts right into my face. She didn't waste much time, and after a minute or two of that, gave me what I would call a GFE HE without asking or saying anything, as the previous two had. Really slow, almost affectionate, and very non-mechanical. She even smiled a few times.

After that, she spent some more time finishing the massage and cleaning me up. Really nice. Strangely, AFTER she was done, she asked if I had been there before. She is new there, just a couple of weeks. As far as I can tell, this place doesn't keep girls very long.

This place used to advertise in CL, but no longer does. My Spidey sense tells me they may offer more now to repeat visitors.

When I first arrived, it seemed L was the only one there, but toward the end, I could hear someone moving around in one of the other rooms.

Damage: .4hh/.4
Provider: "L" - late-30s/early-40s, not slim, but not fat. Nice shape, overall, for an "older" woman; kind of a not-quite-plump spinner with B-cups. VERY sweet disposition.

Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]I know why they were taking down the signs. I checked it out last week, and some middle-aged Chinese guy comes to the reception area after a long minute. I asked for a massage, hoping he was a papasan, but he said no. This is now a chiro office, folks.

So I ended up driving around and found myself in NoHo. I'll put that report in the SFV area.

So after an unsuccessful trip to an MP that apparently closed down and became a strictly chiropractor-only office, I drove around the valley looking for another MP. I remembered reading about some in NoHo around Lankershim, so I drove around until I passed by one near the intersection of Camarillo, but a little south of it. When going south on Lankershim, it's on the right side and you can't miss it. It's not on a corner, but close to one.

I went in and asked for a half hour, paid the.4 and was escorted to one of the rooms. I didn't feel confident. Window on the door, boxers, and a folded sheet on the table. I skipped the boxers and put enough of the unfolded sheet to cover my butt. In came the therapist. Older, but not over the hill. Her massage was very therapeutic, so my confidence was low. Everything about it was legit. I told her it was my first time, and she kept talking to me during the whole massage, so I was hoping she'd feel comfortable with me. Didn't expect anything on the flip, but when I did, she started doing funny things with the sheet, like using enough of it to cover what counts, but still massaging very close and around it and even brushing up against it a few times. Whoa. That was enough to get my attention. She kept massaging around the area and really brushing up against the shaft, even with both arms as she did some type of alternating motions with her forearms. She eventually pulled the sheet off and asked, "OK? ", pointing to you-know-what. I said yes, and she began a few minutes of happiness. She finished me off, and cleaned me up. My tip matched the entrance fee, and she seemed satisfied with that. She asked if I would come again, and I said yes.

Go figure. Success when you least expect it.

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Gentlemen, it is that time again.

Anyone have any info on Sunny?[/QUOTE]

Dude, it's been 6 months... How much longer are you going to ask?

Again, *if* she's still working, it's probably under a different name. So asking for a "performance" name is about as productive as trying to squeeze a lump of coal into a diamond.

I would like to see Sunny again also. Mazda, I feel your pain!

I have been away from the hobby, but last week I escaped for a quick trip. Went to see my favorite spot where the Colombian hottie works. Same usual process with the mamasan, who now greets me with a hug. I would tap that mamasans ass. Ask her for my usual, go in, strip. In comes patty wearing this hot leopard print slip on. She greets me, asks me why I have not visit, and starts a rub. She was afraid that I had found another 'puchita' somewhere else. Hahahaha. Go through the usual down and dirty process. This time I hit her K9. I wanted to admire that fine ass she has as she screamed to give it to her hard. Not going through all the details. Once we finished, she hung out in the room to talk for bit. Here is some info for the ones that know where this provider is: she said that Wednesday there is a Cuban girl who is supposed to be hot too. I have not been able to confirm that yet, but if I do I will let ya'll know.

Safe mongering to all.

Scout, is that the place that looks so legit I decided to drive past it?

I'll have to check it out.

Any of you guys frequent the spearmint rhino in van nuys?

Want to possibly check it out this weekend

Thanks

Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.

[QUOTE=OriginalEdStone]Scout, is that the place that looks so legit I decided to drive past it?

I'll have to check it out.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's got to be it - good luck! I thought the same thing, but I was pressed for time and didn't want to keep searching for other places.

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Cozy spa had this fine latina named "jasmine".

Anyone know where she headed to ?

Please pm if you have info.[/QUOTE]Yea she is with Sunny from DA.

I've been wondering where to find that particular Jasmine, myself. Tiny spinner with big bolt ons, right? Anyhow, I have no idea how to decode this answer. Anyone willing to translate?

TIA.

[QUOTE=Dgoesinyours]Yea she is with Sunny from DA.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mazda05]Any of you guys frequent the spearmint rhino in van nuys?

Want to possibly check it out this weekend

Thanks[/QUOTE]Good talent, but didnt spend much time in there. Cant see how you can get extras. You want more mileage try Rouge. Good rubs at Bare Elegance too. Check out the stripjoint section of the site for more info.

I went back to the same old spot to check out the Cuban talent Patty the Colombian had told me about. Turns out that the girl is not there. I ended up getting there and there was quite a bit of traffic for a Wednesday. Walked in and greeted mamasan. I came in and requested a latina, but ended up getting this 22 year old Costa Rican/Salvadorian. A little hefty but very polite. Probably a 5-6 in my book with some huge knockers. I must admit that the poontang was nice. A bit k9 and finished mish. On my way out, I did notice the Hanguk (Korean) talent working on Wed. Nice looking late 20's girl with a nice body! Maybe an 8 in my book. Must check it out sometime and will report back.

While talking to the CR/Salvadorian she mentioned about getting caught by the cops. Do you know what the do's and donts are? I thought if you were naked or end up grabbing the girl that means that you're not LE? Anyone know?

To all: Happy, Fun, and Safe Mongering to all!

[QUOTE=Helfarch]I've been wondering where to find that particular Jasmine, myself. Tiny spinner with big bolt ons, right? Anyhow, I have no idea how to decode this answer. Anyone willing to translate?

TIA.[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Nobody knows/cares. Turnover is so fast that the odds of finding her again are slim.