Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GatorAlum;1700189]Asian or not?[/QUOTE]Asian, early 40s, so-so body, typical ending. Go if you have nowhere to go.

[QUOTE=David Peter;1702407]Asian, early 40s, so-so body, typical ending. Go if you have nowhere to go.[/QUOTE]Not too interesting. Only appealing part would be the TS as my go to place doesn't do that. Did she mention whether they were going to get more talent?

Hi guys,

Forum newbie here but long time veteran of Roanoke massage scene. Just now learning about this place. I've enjoyed reading every page of this thread. I've experienced dreams at the place beside the Salem Hardee's before they were shut down, at BP, at Oriental, at Mary's, at Nikki's, at Mountain Song, and at Green Tea's. Been aiming to check out Moon's but unable to work out a suitable time yet. Also thinking about Ashlee's and a couple of other recent CL ads but not too sure about yet. Can offer info on my dreams and would love advice from others as well.

[QUOTE=Cujo1958; 1707890]Hi guys,

Forum newbie here but long time veteran of Roanoke massage scene. Just now learning about this place. I've enjoyed reading every page of this thread. I've experienced dreams at the place beside the Salem Hardee's before they were shut down, at BP, at Oriental, at Mary's, at Nikki's, at Mountain Song, and at Green Tea's. Been aiming to check out Moon's but unable to work out a suitable time yet. Also thinking about Ashlee's and a couple of other recent CL ads but not too sure about yet. Can offer info on my dreams and would love advice from others as well.[/QUOTE]Welcome. I look forward to reading your reviews. Have you tried out the new place in Salem yet?

[QUOTE=GatorAlum;1708178]Welcome. I look forward to reading your reviews. Have you tried out the new place in Salem yet?[/QUOTE]Was planning to go there this past Friday for the first time but they wouldn't answer the phone so I ended up going back to see Kasumi at BP again. Definitely planning on getting there sometime despite initial disappointing reviews.

Seen this one periodically on roanoke BP, she travels throughout VA & NC, ads usually say something along the lines of "total relaxation" or "tantric break through" or this most recent ad: [url]http://roanoke.backpage.com/BodyRubs/out-of-this-world-body-work-incall-special-at-never-before-seen-prices-35/8667550[/url]

Texted, I think her name was amanda. 35 whyear old per ad. Provided extensive massage/body rub menu including tantric & prostate rub starting around $.5. Not much of a picture on ad page, blurred & face only. From pic, would have guessed a few extra lbs, but not obese.

Took a couple tries because she is in & out of town a lot, but finally got appt at local hotel, a nicer one, not one of the fleabags. So far, so good. Arrived, she was on bed in a black lacy thing watching tv. Only vaguely resembled the BP pic. Now I know why pic was somewhat blurry. She was not morbidly obese, but far heavier than is my taste, (& I do like a girl with some meat on her bones, so I'm no waif chaser) my guess would be 215+ and maybe late 30 early 40 closer to true age. Couldn't gage how large tatas were, but they rested on her belly rolls. Quite large hips & ass too (again, I kind of like hippy, meaty bottoms, but not so big all over). Chatted a bit before she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I had to be honest & told her I hated to seem superficial but she really wasn't what I expected based on the ad photo. I apologized for wasting her time, she said something about missing out on the best hands in the country. I know, I'm the asshole, but hey, truth in advertising an all that

[QUOTE=BobWill425; 1709000]Seen this one periodically on roanoke BP, she travels throughout VA & NC, ads usually say something along the lines of "total relaxation" or "tantric break through" or this most recent ad:

[url]http://roanoke.backpage.com/BodyRubs/out-of-this-world-body-work-incall-special-at-never-before-seen-prices-35/8667550[/url]

Texted, I think her name was amanda. 35 whyear old per ad. Provided extensive massage / body rub menu including tantric & prostate rub starting around $.5. Not much of a picture on ad page, blurred & face only. From pic, would have guessed a few extra lbs, but not obese.

Took a couple tries because she is in & out of town a lot, but finally got appt at local hotel, a nicer one, not one of the fleabags. So far, so good. Arrived, she was on bed in a black lacy thing watching tv. Only vaguely resembled the BP pic. Now I know why pic was somewhat blurry. She was not morbidly obese, but far heavier than is my taste, (& I do like a girl with some meat on her bones, so I'm no waif chaser) my guess would be 215+ and maybe late 30 early 40 closer to true age. Couldn't gage how large tatas were, but they rested on her belly rolls. Quite large hips & ass too (again, I kind of like hippy, meaty bottoms, but not so big all over). Chatted a bit before she asked what kind of massage I wanted. I had to be honest & told her I hated to seem superficial but she really wasn't what I expected based on the ad photo. I apologized for wasting her time, she said something about missing out on the best hands in the country. I know, I'm the asshole, but hey, truth in advertising an all that[/QUOTE]I think you did the right thing, that's not being an asshole. I think leaving when things are not as advertised will help make some post honest pics cause they are tired of the trouble of people showing up then leaving. Good job on leaving, most people will just go ahead and go through the motions and have a bad dream.

Thanks for the report on the "tantric chick" Bob. I had been wondering about her. Texted her once but I backed off when she asked for $.5, then a few days later, she advertised "specials." So I texted her back and asked how much her specials were. She responded. 8 so I tried to get appointment but she didn't respond after that. Thought about trying again while she was in town last week but I couldn't work out a time. Think I'll stay away after that report.

[QUOTE=Cujo1958;1708701]Was planning to go there this past Friday for the first time but they wouldn't answer the phone so I ended up going back to see Kasumi at BP again. Definitely planning on getting there sometime despite initial disappointing reviews.[/QUOTE]You cannot go wrong with Kasumi (although I think its Kasama). She is my ATF for massage.

I forgot to mention that I also had a dream a couple of months back about the Asian who recently moved to Roanoke from Rocky Mount. I don't remember her name right off but she's currently running the following ad on CL:

[url]http://roanoke.craigslist.org/bts/3688462938.html[/url]

I dreamed I was one of her last clients in Rocky Mount because she was in the process of moving to Roanoke. The dream began on her massage table and it was a decent massage. Had better. Had worse. She was very petite with tiny breasts and I dreamed that she refused to shed any clothing and also would not let me feel the little girls. Said I could only feel her ass which I obliged and sampled. This dream was a typical AMP ending following the flip and I was soon on my way. Will not be visiting her again and wouldn't recommend anyone else to go.

Hey all, I've read these boards a few times and have tried the Asia hand at the top lady, but she was to old for me. Can anyone PM me some numbers of good Asian massagers? I've read about BP and Kasumi but don't know how to contact either one.

[QUOTE=Cujo1958; 1709755]I forgot to mention that I also had a dream a couple of months back about the Asian who recently moved to Roanoke from Rocky Mount. I don't remember her name right off but she's currently running the following ad on CL:

[url]http://roanoke.craigslist.org/bts/3688462938.html[/url]

I dreamed I was one of her last clients in Rocky Mount because she was in the process of moving to Roanoke. The dream began on her massage table and it was a decent massage. Had better. Had worse. She was very petite with tiny breasts and I dreamed that she refused to shed any clothing and also would not let me feel the little girls. Said I could only feel her ass which I obliged and sampled. This dream was a typical AMP ending following the flip and I was soon on my way. Will not be visiting her again and wouldn't recommend anyone else to go.[/QUOTE]That's the Asia Hand at the top Lady, she told me her name is Cindy. I'm new to the scene and thought the massage was really good (but also the first one I've had LOL) Probably in her early 40's.

[QUOTE=GatorAlum;1709159]You cannot go wrong with Kasumi (although I think its Kasama). She is my ATF for massage.[/QUOTE]Certainly not intending to start a war Gator, but the first time I met Kasumi, I couldn't understand her pronounciation of her name so I asked her to spell it for me and she spelled it Kasumi. Regardless of how you spell it, she's currently my favorite in the area!

[QUOTE=Cujo1958;1708701]Was planning to go there this past Friday for the first time but they wouldn't answer the phone so I ended up going back to see Kasumi at BP again. Definitely planning on getting there sometime despite initial disappointing reviews.[/QUOTE]I visited there twice. Two Asian ladies in 40s (not attractive) work there. The menu is limited (no touching with mechanical ending). The good things about this place are that massage is decent and table shower. Bad things are that damage is typically more than $.2 at least and below average attitude (doesn't enjoy their work). Overall, I would not come back nor recommend this place. BP is better.

[QUOTE=Cujo1958;1710128]Certainly not intending to start a war Gator, but the first time I met Kasumi, I couldn't understand her pronounciation of her name so I asked her to spell it for me and she spelled it Kasumi. Regardless of how you spell it, she's currently my favorite in the area![/QUOTE]LOL, no offense taken and she spelled it differently for me. Since we are both on team Kasimi, or whatever, I think we are good.