Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1450313]Spaceman,

I totally agree with you about AMP ladies being honest, and to watch your stuff at regular MP's. The "etiquette" rules I posted are generic, but adding that info as an addendum is a good idea. I'll add it to my original, and if you (or any of the other mongers here) would like to copy and use this for other newbies, please feel free. I think the more info that newbies have when they first start in this hobby, the better experience they will have and there will be fewer problems for them and the rest of us.

Enjoy it all,

Dirty.[/QUOTE]Yep, that's a great idea, kudos!

My experience at VIP's was with an older woman. A previous post about NE also states the massage was with a younger lady. I had the same experience. She wasn't young and perky but not bad. Is there any younger, perky ladies around these parlors willing to do what these older ladies are? 20s or even younger 30s. Something nice to look at, play with.

I haven't tried American Spa. I am partial to AMP since VIPs is my first and I had a great time there but I am open to whatever! Any one have experience at American and can PM me with the ladies you like or PM me with younger, more eye-candy Asian Ladies?

Live in the area for a while trying something different. Been thinking about Best have anybody heard anything or how they work. Looking for the ts, fbm, and ofcourse a good he. Wldnt mind more. But I'm a newbie so I can't be greedy any tips or anything at all would be appreciated. Or even a name I cld ask for if I cld make requests.

Also etiquette for ts.

Thanks in advance

You can pm me the details.

Hey all.

I live in the area but want to try something new. I think I would enjoy the ts and the fbm but of course the HE. : I would like to get more but I'm a newbie can't be to greedy. Any advice, details or tips on how it works there. Any paticular person to ask for or a name I can get. Details on how they treat you there cost etc. Also because this will be my first time how the ts works or etiquette for ts.

Thanks in advance.

You can also pm me the info.

[QUOTE=Lcgj36; 1453998]Hey all.

I live in the area but want to try something new. I think I would enjoy the ts and the fbm but of course the HE. : I would like to get more but I'm a newbie can't be to greedy. Any advice, details or tips on how it works there. Any paticular person to ask for or a name I can get. Details on how they treat you there cost etc. Also because this will be my first time how the ts works or etiquette for ts.

Thanks in advance.

You can also pm me the info.[/QUOTE]Stop being lazy. All the info you need has already been posted before. Just take time and read. You'll find what you need to know.

[QUOTE=Lcgj36; 1453998]Hey all.

I live in the area but want to try something new. I think I would enjoy the ts and the fbm but of course the HE. : I would like to get more but I'm a newbie can't be to greedy. Any advice, details or tips on how it works there. Any paticular person to ask for or a name I can get. Details on how they treat you there cost etc. Also because this will be my first time how the ts works or etiquette for ts.

Thanks in advance.

You can also pm me the info.[/QUOTE]How about sticking to abbreviations that are on this forum's abbreviation list (you can find it under FAQ above). I don't know what you mean by ts (tit sucking?) or HE (hand experience?) , although I can guess that fbm means full body massage. The language of this forum is English!

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1454149]How about sticking to abbreviations that are on this forum's abbreviation list (you can find it under FAQ above). I don't know what you mean by ts (tit sucking?) or HE (hand experience?) , although I can guess that fbm means full body massage. The language of this forum is English![/QUOTE]TS = table shower.

HE = happy ending, which is on the list.

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1454149]How about sticking to abbreviations that are on this forum's abbreviation list (you can find it under FAQ above). I don't know what you mean by ts (tit sucking?) or HE (hand experience?) , although I can guess that fbm means full body massage. The language of this forum is English![/QUOTE]I apologize for using wrong abbreviation. I was under impression ts was for table shower. Not tit sucking and he was for happy ending. Also the last thing mention about Best was quite some time ago so I didn't know if things change that's why I asked the question. No harm intended.

[QUOTE=Jndt1;1454151]HE = happy ending, which is on the list.[/QUOTE]No, it isn't!

[QUOTE=Lorenzo;1454573]No, it isn't![/QUOTE]I think you need to double check the abbreviations. It is there.

[QUOTE=Cacky;1454703]I think you need to double check the abbreviations. It is there.[/QUOTE]H

Half and Half Oral sex followed by intercourse.

Hardwood Floors Clean shaven pussy.

Hat Condom

HC Health Center

HC High Class

HE Happy Ending

Herb Friendly Is amenable to marijuana use.

HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job.

Hidden Charges A provider takes the advertised fee upfront, but midway through the session she asks for more money for more services. (e. G. She might undress and give a massage for the advertised $$, but then ask for an additional $ for French, or $$ for FS, etc.)

Hindu Massage (Argentina) The woman contracts her vaginal muscles during sex to squeeze you to completion.

HJ Hand Job

HM High Mileage

HME Honeymoon Experience (lapdog heaven)

Hobby, The The patronizing of prostitutes.

Hobbyist A man who patronizes prostitutes.

Hooker Prostitute.

Hostess Club A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.

HR Hand Release (a hand job)

HSW Hispanic Street Walker

HTUMA Her Tongue Up My Ass = The famed rim job

HWP Height and Weight Proportionate

[QUOTE=Cacky;1454703]I think you need to double check the abbreviations. It is there.[/QUOTE]Following is the complete abbreviation list under FAQ. HE is not there. You guys must have access to a different list. Please tell me where it is:

Terms and Abbreviations.

Term Definition.

AMP Asian Massage Parlor.

AR Anal Rimming (Oral stimulation of anus)

ATM Ass To Mouth.

Anti-Sex Pervert These are the "real" perverts, the people who are against the concept of healthy men engaging in sex with willing female partners.

Asian Refers to Anal Rimming.

Barracuda A professional prostitute who's only purpose is to separate you from your money as quickly as possible, preferably without giving you anything in return.

BBBJ Bare Back Blow Job (oral sex without condom)

BBBJTC Bare Back Blow Job to Completion (oral sex to orgasm)

BBBJTCWS Bare Back Blow Job to Completion with Swallowing.

BBS Barber Shop.

BJ Blow Job (oral sex on a man)

BSD Big Swinging Dick.

BSW Black Street Walker.

BTW By the Way.

CBJ Covered Blow Job (oral sex with a condom)

CG Club Girls.

Chump A man who gives his money and / or his attention to women without getting any pussy in return. Largely a phenomenon experienced by American men when dating American women. Don't be a chump!

CIM Cum in Mouth.

CIS Confederation of Independent States (former Soviet Republics)

COF Cum on Face.

DATY Dining at the Y (Performing oral sex on a woman)

DFE Dead Fish Experience.

DFK Deep French Kissing.

DSL Dick Sucking Lips.

DT Dining at the Toes.

English Spanking, etc.

Expats Persons living in countries other than their own citizenship. Generally refers to Americans or Europeans living in other countries.

FFF Refers to the strategy of "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them"

FOBU Fat-Old-Bald-Ugly.

French Oral sex.

French Kissing Kissing on mouth with tongue contact.

French without Oral sex without condom.

FS Full Service (complete sex)

Full Service Intercourse.

GFE Girl Friend Experience.

Greek Anal sex.

Half and Half Oral sex followed by intercourse.

HJ Hand Job.

HR Hand Release (a hand job)

HSW Hispanic Street Walker.

IMHO In My Humble Opinion.

Incall You meet the girl at their place.

KTV Karaoke TV.

LE Law Enforcement.

LEO Law Enforcement Officer.

LOL Laugh Out Loud.

LOS Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)

Lot Lizards Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.

LT Long Time (usually overnight)

LTR Long Term Relationship.

MP Massage Parlor.

NGO Non-Government Organization.

OTOH On the Other Hand.

Outcall The girl comes to your place.

OWO Oral without a condom.

P4P Pay for Play. Refers to the concept of paying for sex.

PM Private Message sent via the another forum Forum's Private Message service.

PSE Porn Star Experience.

Punter British slang for a man who engages in sex with prostitutes.

Reverse Half and Half Intercourse followed by oral sex to completion.

ROFLMAO Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off!

Roman An orgy situation.

RTFF Read the Fucking Forum.

Russian Penis between breasts.

In Australia: Short sex session, aka a "Quickie"

Spanish In Australia: Penis between breasts.

SG Street Girls.

SOF Shit on Floor.

ST Short Time.

STR Short Term Relationship.

SW Street Walker.

TLN Toda La Noche ("All the Night" in Spanish)

TP Tanning Parlor or Tanning Place.

Tri-F A devotee to the "Find them, Fuck them, Forget them" strategy.

TV Transvestite.

TVSW Transvestite Street Walker.

WIR Would I Repeat.

WSW White Street Walker.

YMMV Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)

I click on "Front Page" then "Forum Abbreviations". It's on the left side of the page. Scroll down. HE is there. LOL

[QUOTE=HonkyDong;1455160]I click on "Front Page" then "Forum Abbreviations". It's on the left side of the page. Scroll down. HE is there. LOL[/QUOTE]There is a link to abbreviations 3 tabs to the right of the Forum Tab.

The tabs are Front Page; Forum; What's New; Photo Gallery; Abbreviations.

Under Abbreviations you'll find all you want to know

[QUOTE=Chessi69; 1455761]There is a link to abbreviations 3 tabs to the right of the Forum Tab.

The tabs are Front Page; Forum; What's New; Photo Gallery; Abbreviations.

Under Abbreviations you'll find all you want to know[/QUOTE]And so it appears. I'll start using that list because it appears to be more inclusive than the one under FAQ. Thanks for tipping me off.