Massage Parlor Reports

I've had some luck there in the past but apparently that's not the case now. Thanks for taking one for the team!!

[QUOTE=TurtleMan37;6605308]I went today to check it out. I went there about a year and a half ago and it was an old lady jack shack and unfortunately it still seems to be that. I saw the same ad as you and often times when a place hasn't advertised and then starts to out of the blue it may mean new boss / management, etc. I called a couple of days ago and spoke with Mila. She sounded cute but you never know over the phone. Called today and she is gone. Two women working today. No changes to the interior, still kind of dirty / smelly. I was ushered into a room to wait for 20 minutes even though there weren't two mongers there. Cici then came and took me to another room. She's late fifties early sixties and it shows in her face. Her body isn't too bad as with most older Asians. I made it clear what I was there for and she said they didn't do that there. I started dressing and she got real mad. She wanted me to do massage but I wasn't there for that. She then said no refund. At this point I had been very polite and respectful. I said I want my $70 back LOL. She brought the other woman out and she wanted to see me. She's maybe a little younger but also not a looker. I just said I'll come back another time. Did not get the impression that she has an open menu either. Perhaps there are the occasional girl that will do more but my guess is that the owner was desperate because of slow business and they decided to go on STG's. Luckily I did get my money back but she told me never to return. She got real rude and I just stayed calm and respectful. It was a waste of time for me so maybe I saved someone else's time. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TurtleMan37;6605308]I went today to check it out. I went there about a year and a half ago and it was an old lady jack shack and unfortunately it still seems to be that. I saw the same ad as you and often times when a place hasn't advertised and then starts to out of the blue it may mean new boss / management, etc. I called a couple of days ago and spoke with Mila. She sounded cute but you never know over the phone. Called today and she is gone. Two women working today. No changes to the interior, still kind of dirty / smelly. I was ushered into a room to wait for 20 minutes even though there weren't two mongers there. Cici then came and took me to another room. She's late fifties early sixties and it shows in her face. Her body isn't too bad as with most older Asians. I made it clear what I was there for and she said they didn't do that there. I started dressing and she got real mad. She wanted me to do massage but I wasn't there for that. She then said no refund. At this point I had been very polite and respectful. I said I want my $70 back LOL. She brought the other woman out and she wanted to see me. She's maybe a little younger but also not a looker. I just said I'll come back another time. Did not get the impression that she has an open menu either. Perhaps there are the occasional girl that will do more but my guess is that the owner was desperate because of slow business and they decided to go on STG's. Luckily I did get my money back but she told me never to return. She got real rude and I just stayed calm and respectful. It was a waste of time for me so maybe I saved someone else's time. Oh well.[/QUOTE]It sounds like one of those mediocre fast house tracks LOL; thanks for checking man, dropped on the radar.

[QUOTE=Webcruiser;6606135]I've had some luck there in the past but apparently that's not the case now. Thanks for taking one for the team!![/QUOTE]Happy to take one for the team. It's happened to me many times. Walk into a place and find out they don't offer what it want. Normally it's all good. They don't usually get angry, they give my money back and say come back for massage anytime. If anyone does decide to go to this place maybe try to see Mila. I have no idea when she works, maybe on the weekends, who knows. She did sound younger, but again you never know over the phone. I bet some of these women try to talk in a higher pitch to sound younger LOL. It's honestly too bad because the location isn't too bad and the drive for me is pretty easy.

Swung by Thai today, same old nasty providers! I'm sure they will move on eventually.

[QUOTE=TurtleMan37;6607001]Happy to take one for the team. It's happened to me many times. Walk into a place and find out they don't offer what it want. Normally it's all good. They don't usually get angry, they give my money back and say come back for massage anytime. If anyone does decide to go to this place maybe try to see Mila. I have no idea when she works, maybe on the weekends, who knows. She did sound younger, but again you never know over the phone. I bet some of these women try to talk in a higher pitch to sound younger LOL. It's honestly too bad because the location isn't too bad and the drive for me is pretty easy.[/QUOTE]

Accurate info on the way Gents.

I will try to make time before the end of year and tour some of the rural sex parlors and provide experiences.

Chad.

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Gents,

I was told that a new provider East of the river will be joining the parlor after Thanksgiving and the plans are for her to stay until New Years. I haven't seen pictures but told she is 38 yo, pretty. Keep you guys posted if / when she arrives.

Chad.

So Chad is it Thai, Taichi or Mint? Menu?

Also, what about the Japanese provider that's supposed to be hot?

We need details please.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6685568]Gents,

I was told that a new provider East of the river will be joining the parlor after Thanksgiving and the plans are for her to stay until New Years. I haven't seen pictures but told she is 38 yo, pretty. Keep you guys posted if / when she arrives.

Chad.[/QUOTE]

You're wasting your time if you want helpful details from chad. Like others, I highly recommend you do NOT engage. Just read for entertainment and move on to useful posts from helpful mongers.

Good to hear from you Web. Reading your last PM to me, how are you feeling? Worried about you man. Had a friend in a similar situation as you. Sad to say, poor bastard, never got laid again. Couldn't get it up.

As an FYI, Mint, Thai, Chi are Not the only Parlors East of the river. We have more than three available sex parlors EOR.

Speaking for all the members. Don't worry about getting laid. Take it slow, we want you around.

Chad.

[QUOTE=Webcruiser;6685990]So Chad is it Thai, Taichi or Mint? Menu?

Also, what about the Japanese provider that's supposed to be hot?

We need details please.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

I have no issues getting laid, where did you get that info?

So east of the river? Details would still be appreciated.

Don't worry I won't ask again!

[QUOTE=ChadZ1212;6686820]Good to hear from you Web. Reading your last PM to me, how are you feeling? Worried about you man. Had a friend in a similar situation as you. Sad to say, poor bastard, never got laid again. Couldn't get it up.

As an FYI, Mint, Thai, Chi are Not the only Parlors East of the river. We have more than three available sex parlors EOR.

Speaking for all the members. Don't worry about getting laid. Take it slow, we want you around.

Chad.[/QUOTE]

That's my plan going forward for sure!

[QUOTE=Newbie58;6686227]You're wasting your time if you want helpful details from chad. Like others, I highly recommend you do NOT engage. Just read for entertainment and move on to useful posts from helpful mongers.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Webcruiser;6691389]I have no issues getting laid, where did you get that info?

So east of the river? Details would still be appreciated.

Don't worry I won't ask again![/QUOTE]Do yourself a favor and stop responding. Between his word salad and passive-aggressive replies, we all know by now he's only here to make himself feel good about himself as his moms basement is a very lonely place. Nobody believes any of his fiction.

Agree I'm done!

[QUOTE=WolfmanJack;6692287]Do yourself a favor and stop responding. Between his word salad and passive-aggressive replies, we all know by now he's only here to make himself feel good about himself as his moms basement is a very lonely place. Nobody believes any of his fiction.[/QUOTE]

Gents.

I'm playing catch up. I was heading east, Far East. Stopped in and found a very attractive lady. She said she's here for a few weeks. If you get to Aquidneck, turn around, you went to far. Worth the trip gents.

I don't always fuck but when I do I fuck.

This is Chad.