Massage Parlor Reports

Stopped by a few weeks ago. Entryway is not very discreet, the guy working in the tailor shop next door was actually outside enjoying the day when I rounded the corner from the parking lot. I was about to stroll down the street for a bit but then I thought "who gives a shit" and hustled in the door. Thats my theory with all these places. Don't act like you are doing something wrong just by walking in. "OMG officer, this place has been know to do what? I had no idea!

Anyway,

Ask for table shower and you get one in one of those sunken tub table things. Not so comfortable when you are face down. And I hate it when their hand movements are too fast like you are a chore. I prefer slow sensual movements. But anyway, back to the room and a decent massage for about 25 min then before she gets to the legs she stops by my business and delivers all sorts of light touch and reach-around strokes. Its nice but actually a bit uncomfortable to lift your butt up to allow access, so on with the flip. Up top is bra armor idont feel like negotiating to go down inside her pants and grab her ass. Then, I go down the front, past a little tuft of hair and to her moist pussy. No resistance, in fact she tells me to keep going. Soon enough I am done and she cleans up. Then she was nice enough to get back to working my legs which she never got to. Massage ended maybe 5-10 min early as they had a delivery for a new refrigerator coming in, but I didn't mind. Typical. 60 + . 40.

One thing, my wandering finger had a smell on it that was borderline repulsive. I actually didn't want to touch my steering wheel with it.

Generally patronize the east of the river establishment on main not near Pratt, but last week I decided to give it a go at the burnside locale, for a kick. Should have saved myself the trip down memory lane. Therapist was unenthusiastic and mechanical. Not to mention that location simply doesn't feel safe even during the day. I'm going to stick to the other ones from now on.

Hello! New to Hartford area. Live in RI, but new work leads me to Bloomfield. Any spas out in that area or do I truly have to go into the city proper?

Thanks, exclient.

I was recently at the newest EH location where they ask you to drive down the hill. As the ad states, drive down the hill into a lower parking lot. The building is an old warehouse. Part of the warehouse is a dog kennel. The entrance to this place at what looks like an old loading dock, the door closest to the parking lot. The lot was empty and the only person I saw coming and going was an older lady out walking dogs. You go in the first door and head up a flight of stairs to another door. Once in I was greeted by Cici. She looks early 20's, a little thick (in a good way) build, and pretty face. She was ample upstairs and wore shorts and a tank top. No table shower but there is a stand up shower. Her English was decent. She took me into the room. Typical setup. Thin walls, cheesy music, etc. There was another provider there but I didn't see her, only heard her helping others. The massage was not that good, way too much oil which she got in my hair while trying to get my neck. However, the way she would position herself allowed plenty of contact. She knows what she has up top and uses that to her advantage. I almost suggested she use those to massage me instead. She asked a fair amount of questions, trying to feel me out, and was very friendly the whole time. Then the flip came and I very happy. She allowed UTC for up top, didn; t try anything else as it was the first time. After all was said and done, I had to use the shower to get all the damn oil off my back and out of my hair. The shower was fairly gross and I woudln't use again.

All in all, the location is ok, not very busy. The massage was subpar and too oily, not as good as the others in the area. The provider, however, was the best part of the experience. She is friendly, young, and good looking. Not sure if I'll repeat only because of the many options out there, but if I do I will request no oil. In the end, left happy and the damage was. 6+. 4.

[QUOTE=Exclient;2145160]Hello! New to Hartford area. Live in RI, but new work leads me to Bloomfield. Any spas out in that area or do I truly have to go into the city proper?

Thanks, exclient.[/QUOTE]The closest to Bloomfield are those just east of the river. There five to choose from and you can read this thread to get an idea of which ones folk prefer. I like the one on Main St, while others may favor the one across from Prat.

Perhaps there's a few along your drive to and from RI.

[QUOTE=BillyBen;2145197]I was recently at the newest EH location where they ask you to drive down the hill. As the ad states, drive down the hill into a lower parking lot. The building is an old warehouse. Part of the warehouse is a dog kennel. The entrance to this place at what looks like an old loading dock, the door closest to the parking lot. The lot was empty and the only person I saw coming and going was an older lady out walking dogs. You go in the first door and head up a flight of stairs to another door. Once in I was greeted by Cici. She looks early 20's, a little thick (in a good way) build, and pretty face. She was ample upstairs and wore shorts and a tank top. No table shower but there is a stand up shower. Her English was decent. She took me into the room. Typical setup. Thin walls, cheesy music, etc. There was another provider there but I didn't see her, only heard her helping others. The massage was not that good, way too much oil which she got in my hair while trying to get my neck. However, the way she would position herself allowed plenty of contact. She knows what she has up top and uses that to her advantage. I almost suggested she use those to massage me instead. She asked a fair amount of questions, trying to feel me out, and was very friendly the whole time. Then the flip came and I very happy. She allowed UTC for up top, didn; t try anything else as it was the first time. After all was said and done, I had to use the shower to get all the damn oil off my back and out of my hair. The shower was fairly gross and I woudln't use again.

All in all, the location is ok, not very busy. The massage was subpar and too oily, not as good as the others in the area. The provider, however, was the best part of the experience. She is friendly, young, and good looking. Not sure if I'll repeat only because of the many options out there, but if I do I will request no oil. In the end, left happy and the damage was. 6+. 4.[/QUOTE]OMG, the oil!

I asked if they had a table shower and she was like "you want shower first?" I was very disappointed as well to find myself in the bathroom by myself taking a shower. I understand why some would opt for the shower afterwards to try and get some of the oil off.

Place is not very discreet with people from the other businesses around and about outside, especially if you go on a nice day, its like a tailgate party out there sometimes.

So this can go in either BP reviews or here I guess. I've seen a few ads for Jackie, a good looking brunette with tats offering body rubs. I only found two reviews, but one of them spoke more about the guy getting high before he met her than the actual session. Any info on Jackie?

I also saw Gorgeous in Garters advertising in the BR section of BP. According to older posts, it seems she was active back in 2002-2004 but not much on here or elsewhere since. Any idea how she looks now or if it's worth the cost of admission?

Finally, Maxim in Springfield is back advertising with a new location. I read it used to be DIY back in the day (around 2007), but wonder if things have changed with the new location and competition. They are advertising in the BR section though that may not mean much.

I don't mind TOFTT, but if I can get a point in the right direction of who I should gamble on, that would be helpful. Of course, if and when I take the plunge I'll make sure to provide my contribution to the forum.

[QUOTE=BillyBen;2155430]So this can go in either BP reviews or here I guess. I've seen a few ads for Jackie, a good looking brunette with tats offering body rubs. I only found two reviews, but one of them spoke more about the guy getting high before he met her than the actual session. Any info on Jackie?

I also saw Gorgeous in Garters advertising in the BR section of BP. According to older posts, it seems she was active back in 2002-2004 but not much on here or elsewhere since. Any idea how she looks now or if it's worth the cost of admission?

Finally, Maxim in Springfield is back advertising with a new location. I read it used to be DIY back in the day (around 2007), but wonder if things have changed with the new location and competition. They are advertising in the BR section though that may not mean much.

I don't mind TOFTT, but if I can get a point in the right direction of who I should gamble on, that would be helpful. Of course, if and when I take the plunge I'll make sure to provide my contribution to the forum.[/QUOTE]I can only speak to Gorgeous in Garters. Saw her several times back in 05-06, very attractive, great body, was dressed in thigh highs, garters, thong, matching bra. Gave a great massage, with happy ending. Price was high at the time for what was offered, I thought FS should have been included, but was not. No more trips to Hartford since my job change.

[QUOTE=Dctennis;2156479]I can only speak to Gorgeous in Garters. Saw her several times back in 05-06, very attractive, great body, was dressed in thigh highs, garters, thong, matching bra. Gave a great massage, with happy ending. Price was high at the time for what was offered, I thought FS should have been included, but was not. No more trips to Hartford since my job change.[/QUOTE]I have had the same experience, although farther back in history, some time in the 90's, and then one or two return visits around 2004. She was extremely attractive, sweet, warm and friendly. She wore very sexy lingerie, but kept the best parts under at least a little coverage. The therapeutic part of the massage was very good, and she had excellent finishing technique. She did not like to be touched except maybe on the calves. And yes, she charged a lot and was talking about raising her rates.

Mike.

[QUOTE=MrMike1952;2156894]I have had the same experience, although farther back in history, some time in the 90's, and then one or two return visits around 2004. She was extremely attractive, sweet, warm and friendly. She wore very sexy lingerie, but kept the best parts under at least a little coverage. The therapeutic part of the massage was very good, and she had excellent finishing technique. She did not like to be touched except maybe on the calves. And yes, she charged a lot and was talking about raising her rates.

Mike.[/QUOTE]Wow, back into the 90's? I'm no young kid, but I imagine she must be pushing 40's at this rate. Mind me asking what the damage was back then? I appreciate the help as I think I may lean towards the other two options at this point. Thanks for the info!

So this is what I've gathered from these reports and a few from a couple of years ago.

$200+.
Stays clothed.
No touching.
Only HJ.

Seems way too expensive, but that's just me.

I went to this place across from the airport. OMG it was horrible. Got an older Chines woman about 60. Overly flirty and kissy, I don't like that. Massage was pretty good. Then on the flip was really wanted to give me head. I gave in and let her. She put alcohol on my dick and it burned the crap out of me. Hours later it still burns. What a horrible BJ. My dick hurt and her technique was too fast and ineffective. I won't be going back.

[QUOTE=GuapoMarx;2159997]I went to this place across from the airport. OMG it was horrible. Got an older Chines woman about 60. Overly flirty and kissy, I don't like that. Massage was pretty good. Then on the flip was really wanted to give me head. I gave in and let her. She put alcohol on my dick and it burned the crap out of me. Hours later it still burns. What a horrible BJ. My dick hurt and her technique was too fast and ineffective. I won't be going back.[/QUOTE]I've been going to vatrious AMPs in CT since 1989 (when Tokyo Spa opened on High Street in Hartford) and this is the first time I've ever heard of alcohol being rubbed on a guy's dick. Ouch!

Just curious, what were the damages (house fee plus tip amount)?

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;2160712]I've been going to vatrious AMPs in CT since 1989 (when Tokyo Spa opened on High Street in Hartford) and this is the first time I've ever heard of alcohol being rubbed on a guy's dick. Ouch!

Just curious, what were the damages (house fee plus tip amount)?[/QUOTE]LOL. Tokyo in Hartford was my very first AMP. As far as the newer rug and tugs in the Hartford area I have been to the place across from Pratt and the one on Silas Deane Highway. Both are acceptable. I stopped by the Burnside Ave 2nd floor place but left after not finding a hostess that appealed to me.

[QUOTE=MightySpearsman;2160712]I've been going to vatrious AMPs in CT since 1989 (when Tokyo Spa opened on High Street in Hartford) and this is the first time I've ever heard of alcohol being rubbed on a guy's dick. Ouch!

Just curious, what were the damages (house fee plus tip amount)?[/QUOTE]50 plus 80. Big rippoff seeing as how my dick is still very sore. She really messed it up. Her BJ method was just stupid, trying to go as fast as she could. She kept laughing at me while I was bent over in paid. By far the worst AMP experience ever. Filthy woman kept trying to kiss. Who does she think she is? Awful. She has totally ruined me for a while yet. It will take several days to heal.