Massage Parlor Reports

I went to Evergreen on Thurs around 2 it was closed. So I went down the street to Stress Away. Had not been there for a while but I told them and the older mamasan took me to the shower. Not good, none of the right places were cleaned and it got worse. Back in the room I didn't put down the tip because I wasn't sure how good it was going to be with the mama san. Asked me again if I had been there before and I said yes. No go. She gave me a weak and short massage I asked for extras but was refused. Guess they thought I was a cop. Won't go back!

Tired of the wife not exercising her conjugal rights to my body, I decided to put matters in the hands (or more interesting body parts) of a professional. I was greeted at the door of Friendly Evergreen by Kim, a short, twiggy looking woman I would guess late 20s. Early 30s. Sauna, followed by pleasant TS ured where she asked if she could touch the parts. Dried off in the sauna. She squatted while drying my back, then told me to turn around so that her her head was hip high. When she laughed at that I figured I was in for a good time. OK massage. Flipped and suggested we get to the interesting stuff. Looked better naked, almost athletic, as opposed to just looking scrawny while dressed. After briefly excusing herself she had me lie face down while she played with my balls and blew on the base. Nice sensation. After flipping again the oral work was above average. Her riding away didn't do much for me. Enjoyed the talk and encouragement when I was on top. Fake, of course, but put out with some effort so it didn't sound like she was on automatic. Would gladly repeat.

There's a small sign at Evergreen that says they are closed due to a burst water pipe.

[QUOTE=Sam Says]I went to Evergreen on Thurs around 2 it was closed. So I went down the street to Stress Away. Had not been there for a while but I told them and the older mamasan took me to the shower. Not good, none of the right places were cleaned and it got worse. Back in the room I didn't put down the tip because I wasn't sure how good it was going to be with the mama san. Asked me again if I had been there before and I said yes. No go. She gave me a weak and short massage I asked for extras but was refused. Guess they thought I was a cop. Won't go back![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ganesh]There's a small sign at Evergreen that says they are closed due to a burst water pipe.[/QUOTE]


Ok,ok, I will be the first to say it...... I've burst my pipes there a few times!

[QUOTE=Sundance88]Ok,ok, I will be the first to say it...... I've burst my pipes there a few times![/QUOTE]

I know the Grand High Exaulted Mystic Ruler and the Grand High Pubah here dont appreciate internet lingo, but I can't help myself.....LOL.

I'm sure people know, but FE is back open. I guess they got their pipes cleaned out good Alas, the rotation has struck, and so Coco is gone, her replacement seems to be an older spinner type named Pink. She does a very thorough TS, perfunctory massage, and good oral skills. She was pretty good on top though she tired quickly and asked for missionary. She did smell faintly of kim chee, which I don't mind, but I know some of you out there do.

Had a few spare minutes and some cash so decided to stop. Amy meet me at the door and led to the room. After a very complete shower we went to the romm in the basement for a great massage and other things. She climbed on top for LFK then spun around for some daty. .
Amy is a sweet mayby in her mid 40's with a nice pair of d cups to taste and play with. A lovly soft body and a sweet caring lady. Have fun.

Hey! I am new to this whole AMP thing. I drove up to Friendly's this afternoon. An asian chick was on the back porch smoking. She saw me and ran in. Me, being kinda nervous for this whole thing, drove away.

So after I walk in, do I say that I am here for a massage? How much is that? And then, I take it from the other postings that after the massage I lay some more money down. How much do I lay out here?

Sorry for being such a newb at this thing!

[QUOTE=The Keep]Hey! I am new to this whole AMP thing. I drove up to Friendly's this afternoon. An asian chick was on the back porch smoking. She saw me and ran in. Me, being kinda nervous for this whole thing, drove away.

So after I walk in, do I say that I am here for a massage? How much is that? And then, I take it from the other postings that after the massage I lay some more money down. How much do I lay out here?

Sorry for being such a newb at this thing![/QUOTE]


Dude..... RTFF!
just scan down a few posts and your $ question will be answered and the lady who ran in was possibly getting ready to great you properly. I have been there a number of times and NEVER have I smelled smoke on the breath of the girls. Almost always they have rinsed with mouth wash before the session. Next time... go on in, the girls dont bite (Unless you want them to) but some of them lick like crazy! Just be polite, they will lead you by the hand to the shower and then the room. It may take a visit or two until they are comfortable with you. but then.... have fun!

After a couple of truly miserable new girls on the rotation, CoCo is back at FE. Tina felt that after the last few new girls, whom apparently got tons of complaints, she got CoCo back. I could go on about CoCo, but already have done that earlier. It suffice to say that she rocks.

Anyone ever go to Sensations in Littlestown? Or Miss Lindsay's? Are the girls any good? Extras?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Joe Stuart123]Anyone ever go to Sensations in Littlestown? Or Miss Lindsay's? Are the girls any good? Extras?

Thanks[/QUOTE]Sensations has some decent looking chiks. The best are a few college girls that drive down from Harrisburg. The place itself is nice, clean, and unfortunately pretty tight on over enthusiastic patrons. IF take out is on the menu I would be very surprised, but it's a decent place to go if you just want a nice view & good drinks.

Miss Lindsay's is a dirty dump. Take out might be possible there, but I saw all I needed to see in the 3 minutes that I stayed.

Well I made the rounds the past few weeks. I am not a frequent monger, but when I do, I usually crank it up. I was in southern PA, Baltimore and the DC areas. Please excuse some of my vagueness here as I was not a member when I made some of the trips, so my memory did not retain all of the details. I will do better the next time out!

As far as southern PA it was its usual dead self. I went to Ms. Lindsays last Thursday afternoon. They charge $12 cover and then if you buy a session they apply the $12 to your purchase. They told me there were two women working but all I saw was one. She came out and did a strip act. I bought a half hour private session for $60 which the club gets, and then you negotiate a price with the worker. I was my usual foolish self and gave her $60. She told me she was 19and I felt sorry for her. Sorry I foget her name as I really did not plan on joining the site. She was very thin, about 5'7" with black hair, she had a very cute face, and a nice firm thin body. And she looked 19. Very pleasant to talk to but there was no action aside from her leg rubbing my crotch. And there was nothing else on the menu. I could have cummed in my pants, but that was not what I was looking for. I am thinking they may have thought I was LE as they went out of their way to tell me they stayed on the right side of the law. That being said my car has MD tags. I would not go out of my way to make a visit even though I was not rushed and received the 30 mins I prefer to finish what is started. I am new to this site and I keep learning.

Rating.

Face 8
Body 8
Attitude 9
Value 3 (the volcano never erupted)

I am short on time, but will post later regarding my trip in to G burg and Sensations as well as post on the Baltimore and DC forums for my adventures in those fine towns.

I have read so much about Coco on this forum I had to experience this lady. In a word WOW. I called to ask if she were working today and to my delight she was. When I arrived Tina greated me at the door led me to the room down stairs and took my .7 . I think I may have offended her by asking for CoCo, and If so I am sorry for she is also a delightful and entertaining lady. I have spent several outstanding sessions under the skillfull hands of Tina and will do so in the future. But I can not say enough great things about CoCo. I had one of the best table showers and best massages ever (sorry Tina, I still love you!). After the hard massage I had a great breast massage and tender fingernail work. She is not a lady to miss or mis-treat. I was ready to hit an ATM go back and do it all over again. But little me is to old to stand for his rights so soon! getting old is a b!tch. I will return again and again.

I went to Sensations a few weeks ago, and then again last Thursday evening. The girls are very good looking and friendly. Most of the girls treat you like a friend as they laugh around. They are not pushy for lap dances and other fees. Drink prices are very inexpensive (less than $4 for a bottled beer) and there is no cover charge. On the down side there are no menu services available at all and the girls cannot leave the building during their shift and there is no private area. The girls I talked to would not even entertain the idea of meeting up after their shift. FS or other was not even an option at any time.

The club appears to well managed and is clean. It is ok for a night out with the boys for a few drinks, and a few laughs with the girls, but def no side action going on.