General Reports

I'm truly saddened to hear of the demise of the Tanga Lounge. When in Tampa I always made it a point to visit and enjoyed some of the extras that some girls provided. I travel throughout the country and the Tanga was among the best anywhere.

I'm going to be in the area in early March and would appreciate it if anyone can tell me if they relocated. Also, I know the strip club scene no longer legendary like it once was but I'd like to know what the status is. Has LE backed off? Is full contact easy to come by and if so where?

Thanks in advance.

Saturday was a rough day for me, and I dozed off around 6 pm or so. Let me recount a little dream I had.

In my dream, I showered and went to Lipstixx at about 7 pm, about when the shift change occurs. Dan was his usual genial self. Some of the usual day girls were there, along with a new one I hadn't seen before, a tall white girl with a very pretty, sexy, slutty face and great legs, but otherwise just a little bit thick. Not exactly my type, but overall very nice. Her name was Alicia. (God only knows how she choses to spell it, but it hardly matters in a dream.)

I'm a man of very particular taste, and I like to ensure that the girls I date in my dreams taste me. Alicia agreed to swallow everything for a donation of $120 to her favorite charity, and boy did she deliver. I shot my load right onto her outstretched tongue. She kept her mouth wide open so I could see everything. She showed me the mess I'd made and then made quite a show of proving to me she'd swallowed it. I suggested she clean my cock up with her tongue, and she did so. It was a mind-blowing dream. In fact, one of the best I can remember since the days of Tia, who was a cum eater extraordinaire.

In my dream, she says she only swallows for guys who (a) are young and handsome, (b) are clean and smell good, and (c) roll out the appropriate donation. As with anything I hear out of the mouth of a working girl, especially in a dream, it's to be taken with a grain of salt. So if you're not as young and handsome as I, and you're looking to dream my dream with Alicia, you may still be in luck. Then again, maybe not.

Pleasant dreams, and be careful.

Tampa Monger,

As Dr. Freud would say "your dreams are very interesting". I especially enjoyed the dream of Meshell. I will be venturing south from my home base for a few months to do some work in your fine area and am looking forward to having a few dreams myself. Like you my dream girl is on the small side and I look forward to seeking these out.

Since I mentioned her recently, let me recount a dream I had of Tia.

In my dream, I went to the [i]old[/i] Lipstixx during the day. Larry of course was there, and the place was dead. I always try to get there right when it opens so the girls are fresh, relatively speaking, so it's no surprise that it was dead.

Tia was there, along with the extremely nasty Katrina. (Yech!) I wish my dreams only contained pleasant thoughts, but sometimes one can't control one's dreams.

Anyway, I went back to the "special bench" with Tia, and I told her I'd brought a present. Out of my pocket I produced a plastic bag, in which was a squeaky clean shot glass.

Tia is one of the world's best cocksuckers, and in no time I'd reached the point of no return. All the while she was sucking I made her hold the shot glass. When I was ready she pulled my cock out of her mouth and made sure every drop was launched into the shot glass.

I stuck a finger into the shot glass and put a gob of spunk on her tongue. "Swallow that cum!" I said. She did. "Can I have some more?" she asked. I gave her a little more. "I want all of it." I told her to open her mouth wide, and I up-ended the shotglass of cum into her mouth.

Of course, cum is sticky, and some of it wouldn't come out of the glass, so Tia obligingly licked the inside of the glass clean.

Now that's my kind of girl! Is that a great dream or what?

Unfortunately I can no longer have this dream, because Tia has left Lipstixx and no one can tell me where she's gone.

Pleasant dreams, and be careful.

I cruised Nebraska from Hollsborough to Fletcher today from 12 noon til 2pm, only a couple of skanky SWs today. LE was harassing one today on Nebraska north of Busch. I watched him for abit, when she made a gesture, he came out from a side street on foot. His car was parked out of sight. I need to find a regular with digits.

Stay safe all,

Medic

This is not entirely on-topic, but bear with me.

How often do you see a 94 year old lady in a strip club? (she didn't appear on stage, so cancel the visual).

Doris "Granny D" Haddock, a 94-year-old voter registration activist, popped into Mons Venus last week to have a word with the working girls. She's a very cool woman, and she's got a message for you - get out there and vote.

From her website's blog:

Yesterday she began her walk across Tampa, which is just across sparkling Tampa Bay from St. Pete. The weather was almost hot and at least one of us got a good sunburn. At one point near the end of the day, Doris sat exhausted on the low concrete wall along the sidewalk in front of Tampa's Fox News affiliate station. Two people came running out of the building: not a welcoming committee, as it turned out, but security guards telling her to move along.

The walk continues today along Kennedy Boulevard, heading toward downtown Tampa and a date with the county voter registration office.

Along the way, Doris and friends stop at nearly every business to make sure everyone is invited into the democratic process. Doris polished a bumper at a car wash yesterday as a young worker there signed up for the first time. Another worker at the car wash said he wished he could vote, but that he lost his voting rights with a conviction when he was 17. Doris gave him the form to fill out to apply for restitution of his rights, and he was delighted to know that he was on his way back into the club. The forms are in the red wagon that Doris pulls along the street.

She hopes she will inspire other retired Americans to hit the streets and malls, inviting people, person-to-person, to participate as equal citizens in the world's most important decisions.

Last night, after dinner at a volunteer's house, she went back out to seek late night workers at fast food restaurants. This is always a good thing to do, as there are many young workers ready to join up and glad for the personal invitation to do so.

At one point in the evening, around 10:30 pm, we passed by Mons Venus, a popular strip club. "What's wrong with going in here?" Doris asked.

"They're working women, aren't they?"

She went in alone and stayed for quite a while. She said the men customers looked at her oddly, but the working women, dancers, loved having her there and unsuccessfully urged her to take to the stage. She finally emerged in the parking lot with two of the women, Vicki and Lisa, who agreed to serve as co-chairs of a new group, "Exotic Women Vote." They will use the web to connect with the tens of thousand of women dancers in other American cities. Doris offered them space on her website (ExoticWomenVote.org will be coming soon). Tee shirt and buttons also to come, "if they will only wear them," Doris commented.

http://grannyd.com/

Sometimes I have nightmares. Let me tell you about one that happened a couple of months ago.

I dreamt that I was at Lipstixx, my favorite dreamscape, during the day. The only girl I hadn't sampled was a new one who called herself Janice. Janice wasn't really my kind of thing, and I should have listened to my dream instincts.

Janice enthusiastically agreed to swallow all of my cum for $100. Once we were alone she demanded the money up front. This is unusual for Lipstixx girls, even in dreams. I relented because my little head was doing the dreaming for my big head. Then of course she not only refused to swallow but did a worthless [i]covered[/i] blowjob.

I immediately told the thief to stop and got out of there, counting it a lesson well learned. It's amazing what you can learn from dreams, even nightmares like this one.

If you ever have a chance to dream of Janice, don't.

Tonight I dreamt again of Alicia.

AMP on Kennedy, north side advertising $60 for 1 hour. Very pricey. Cute asian shampoo and massage. Handshake was 3 Jacksons. Wanted 10 Jax for FS, 6 for verbalization skills.

Last night I had a dream of meshell. In my dreams a very nice GFE. Nebraska south of Busch. 3 J's. I may dream again today. Very vocal "suck my nipples, squeeze may ass". Very nice. Dyed her hair red.

I'm a Philly area monger who travels down to your fine city a few times a year. When I was down there a few months back, I sampled a few AMPS like BangKoK on Kennedy. The Korean gal was young, very attractive and had an fantastic body but, $200 for FS? WTF? That's twice the going rate in Philly for an equally attractive woman! How the heck did that happen? I'm coming down again in March but, I'm bypassing the AMPS unless the price structure changes. BTW, I will miss the Tanga Lounge, too. I loved that place.

OTM.

Let me tell you about a "dream" I had a while ago. I was cruising down everybody's favorite SW street. There were the usual assortment of trannies, druggies and skanks out and I didn't see any one that I would even consider stopping for when low and behold I spotted the most beautiful one I have ever seen. She just couldn't be a streetwalker I thought. She was way too pretty. But I just had to find out. I pulled off on to a side street and she walked up to the car and leaned in the driver's side window.
"What's your name, honey?" I asked her.

"Ellie" she replied. "What are you looking for tonight?" she then asked.
"Half and half," I suggested.
"What do you have for me?" she asked.
"How does forty sound?" I said.
She smiled and nodded her head.

What a night!!! I'll never forget it. She even gave me a pair of bracelets and introduced me to a few of her friends before taking me back to her place. The fun began with a handjob that got quite messy and we did a little picture taking and then the fun really got going. I was even allowed to spend the whole night there. The place was kind of a dump, but I'll never forget Ellie. The most exciting SW experience of my life.

Bro, be careful about SWs who talk to you through the window, they may be LE. Get them in the car before you talk business.

Just a word of advice.

Medic69

Last week I had another dream.

I went to Lipstixx and saw the hottest girl (by my standards) I've ever seen at Lipstixx: Holly. If you like large breasts she's not for you, but I'm an ass man, not a tit man. Her ass and legs were absolutely perfect. 10 out of 10.

Now, all of you are aware of my love of watching girls swallow. As soon as I saw Holly, I knew two things. First, I wanted this girl to eat my load very badly. Second, I doubted she would, or if she did it would be for too great a donation.

Almost as soon as I walked in, she sat down next to me. Holly is much more aggressive than your usual Lipstixx girl. She's a little pushy. I made my needs clear right up front, and she said, "I think I can accommodate you." I said, "you think, or you [i]know[/i]?" She said, "I know I can."

That was all I needed. Within five minutes we were together. What an experience. At first I had her turn around and bend over so I could jerk off looking at that perfect ass. I stuck my finger in her asshole which she didn't mind at all. After a minute or two, a little droplet of pussy juice ran out of her very pretty snatch. I couldn't believe it! That turned me on tremendously.

She turned around and got down on her knees and licked my balls enthusiastically. Really hot girls are usually worthless in my opinion, because they feel they don't have to work as hard. But this girl was so far a total exception. I slowly stroked my cock as she licked.

"Stick it in your mouth." She did. When it comes to sucking cock, Holly is no Tia. (I've never had a blowjob better than Tia's in my entire life.) But it was still very good.

Before we started, I'd given Holly my cum eating instructions, and she followed them perfectly:

"I'm ready to shoot," I said. I grabbed my cock with my right hand and started stroking it. She got down really low and opened her mouth up wide so I could see her tongue. "Give me that cum!" she said. I hadn't cum for three days, and the load I shot into her mouth was one of the biggest I can remember. She was a real trooper and kept it in her mouth with no problem. Her mouth was absolutely [i]filled[/i] with cum! "Don't swallow it yet!" I said. I was so turned on that I jerked off while she sat there with her mouthful of cum wide open. After a minute or so, I added a little cum to her treat. I didn't think I had it in me, but a fairly thick gob oozed out of the head and dropped onto her tongue. "You can swallow it," I said. She did and immediately said, "Wow, that was a lot of cum!"

And yes, she required a hefty donation to her favorite charity.

I plan to dream this dream again very soon.

Fellow Tampons,

That's Tampa residents for those of you wondering...

I visited Ybor Strip the other day and met a petite Asian thing (Eve) with nice, large nipples. We went to the back and did a song. I asked for more. She said no and I departed.

I stayed at an expensive St. Pete hotel. I called "No Limits Escorts" 727/424-4362, 813/748-3737 and spoke to a woman. We discussed what I wanted and what she had in her inventory. She told me, 'Until you're satisfied, one flat price of $200". I ordered "Heather", a 20-something white, nicely built woman. We sat on the bed and discussed in detail (but not, evidently, in enough detail) what was going to happen. $200. was paid after we agreed to have sex and she went to the bathroom to 'freshen up'. When she reappeared, she tried to unlock the safety catch on the door. I relocccked it and got nervous. Then she turned the desk radio off. I noticed that she still had her cell phone (with the radio function enabled) in her hand. Then she explained how she only gets a portion of the agency fee, etc. and she will do a strip tease for that money -only-. She radiod to her accomplise that she's coming out. I was ripped off for the $200 and told her to get the fuck out. Don't be taken by theri scam.

How could've I avoided this?