Massage Parlor Reports

Visited Berkmar for the first time a recent evening. Got there not long before close, so was offered half an hour by Joy.

Joy is cute. Looks more Thai than Chinese. Late 20's, early 30's.

A short but very strong back massage was followed too quickly by the request to flip. Seemed short, but was hoping for some front work. A little teasing, and she asked "how much?" I asked her "how much" Back and forth. I won't tell you what we settled at, except that I'm a bad haggler, and it was too much. She went at it like a jackhammer. Between the up sell, the haggling, the jackhammer, and her fake sounds, I got no joy from Joy. When I told her as much, she declared the session finished. On the drive home I realized that she had shorted me on time by quite a bit.

I will not return to Berkmar!

The only girl at Pantops was busy one evening last week, so I tried 888 again. Was met by Lilly, an average looking 30 ish girl with a few extra pounds. The usual experience, except that the massage was a little better than average. The only bargaining was her pointing and saying "You take care of me, ok?" She might not be the most attractive therapist in C'ville, but I'd see her again. $0. 6 for the massage + $0. 6 tip. On the plus side, the place was a little warmer than on previous visits.

Pantops was busy once again, so decided to try Commonwealth. Glad I did!

Went with some serious aches and pains and so was there mainly for the massage.

It's a discreet location, and very clean. I was the only customer. When I came in, two girls popped out of their rooms. Each of them was 30 ish and attractive. I would have been happy to be worked on by either of them. Her name was pronounced "Aye Mee. " She was the taller of the two, and nicely dressed. She collected $0. 7 and I got ready. Told her where my pains were using a translator app on my Samsung smart phone. Worked well! She gave the very best massage I've had in C'ville! Much less pain afterwards. No extras were offered, but I think that's because I came in with specific requests. I tipped generously, and I think next time will be different.

Eager to go back!

- D. B.

Heard reports and saw Lions in the victory of berkmar today. Maybe keep your safaris away for a couple days.

Can someone please explain to me what draws the interest with the Charlottesville AMPs. I'm a C'ville native and I've been to AMP's in different parts of the country. I've only gone once to an AMP here in my home town.

Basically, it was a decent massage by a fully dressed, mediocre looking asian woman around 40 or so. She rolled me over and gave me a hand job.

Is this all they do here? And why would you pay for that?

My favorite city is Houston. They not only give you a great massage, but the woman is always in her early 20's and boy, they do and allow everything.

Has anyone tried out Candy in Culpeper? She's advertising massage on BP.

Cville has nothing worthwhile to offer in AMPs. Houston, Tampa, Honolulu all offer real AMP service. There is nothing like that here, and its rare in nova too.

I'm always up for an Asian and any good BBBJ. Neither is on the market here. The closest is in Richmond.

[QUOTE=WaaLee;3593149]Can someone please explain to me what draws the interest with the Charlottesville AMPs. I'm a C'ville native and I've been to AMP's in different parts of the country. I've only gone once to an AMP here in my home town.

Basically, it was a decent massage by a fully dressed, mediocre looking asian woman around 40 or so. She rolled me over and gave me a hand job.

Is this all they do here? And why would you pay for that?

My favorite city is Houston. They not only give you a great massage, but the woman is always in her early 20's and boy, they do and allow everything.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WaaLee;3593149]Can someone please explain to me what draws the interest with the Charlottesville AMPs. I'm a C'ville native and I've been to AMP's in different parts of the country. I've only gone once to an AMP here in my home town.

Basically, it was a decent massage by a fully dressed, mediocre looking asian woman around 40 or so. She rolled me over and gave me a hand job.

Is this all they do here? And why would you pay for that?

My favorite city is Houston. They not only give you a great massage, but the woman is always in her early 20's and boy, they do and allow everything.[/QUOTE]

With smaller towns like Cville, RVA, and many others, there is a larger police force compared to population. So with the big cities, the AMPs can do more and not be concerned about Ponch and Jon. LEO has enough to do in the big cities. Most AMPs in VA are in counties, which have a Sheriffs Department, not a PD (there are some exceptions like Henrico County PD). Those SD's are looking to bust anything they can. Again, just my belief.

You're 100% right with your description. As to the why, it's because there's hardly anything else available. So the C'ville AMP experience is the best, most reliable option out of very few choices.

Richmond is better, even Fredericksburg AMPs are better. Same ending, but a much nicer table shower experience and generally less clothing on the providers.

[QUOTE=WaaLee;3593149]Can someone please explain to me what draws the interest with the Charlottesville AMPs. I'm a C'ville native and I've been to AMP's in different parts of the country. I've only gone once to an AMP here in my home town.

Basically, it was a decent massage by a fully dressed, mediocre looking asian woman around 40 or so. She rolled me over and gave me a hand job.

Is this all they do here? And why would you pay for that?

My favorite city is Houston. They not only give you a great massage, but the woman is always in her early 20's and boy, they do and allow everything.[/QUOTE]

Yesterday as I was driving past Commonwealth, I saw one of our local LEOs parked right in front of Commonwealth. I don't know how long they were there, or even if they were just parked there to go to the Thai restaurant next door. However, I wanted to share this heads up.

I went to oasis and saw Angela. I has a great visit and plan to go back soon.

Went there early November. Had a decent massage but after the flip I had to encourage something extra. Maybe she was new, but once encouraged it seemed like no one ever showed her any attention kinda weird and like she just craved atttention. Ended up working out but felt like more was availibe but I did not push for more. Did not catch a name.

Went to commonwealth relatively recently. Saw "Menty".

Massage was alright at first. Was very hesitant to allow any kind of otc caressing. Constantly kept looking at the clock, which was a big turn off. Closing in on the flip, massage was replaced by an odd fingertips dragging over the skin sort of massage. A little relaxing, but no pressure, so it just felt kind of lazy.

Had to flip myself over, but on flip seemed to change personality wise to be much more interested. Like previous poster (not sure if same girl) it almost seemed like there was more on the table, but didn't push it. Left a 5. Have had better experiences there before. Wouldn't exactly recommend Menty.

Christmas eve visit. Asked for a medium massage, and I got a light one. Good looking lady. Next time I will ask for hard pressure I really needed to work out some kinks in my back. Just under an hour. During the massage a male in another room screamed "Joy to the world" and that unnerved me a bit. So thank you for that whoever did that. Normal NOVA finish, she stayed far enough away where I couldn't OTC. Would have liked to feel around but didn't know how to initiate it. Good technique on the flip. No table shower offered. Not sure if it still works or not. May try again, but not sure. Saw a new Thai place open near the Taco Bell in town and interested in that. Any reports on that yet?

I went to an AMP up in MD where much better service can be provided than around here. Masseuse was a k-girl in her 20's in a very good shape with ample top. It's a long drive but I think its worth a visit once in a while as Cville's menu is limited.