EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

Got denied by Lana at Massage Miracle on Cicero near touhy Earlier tonite, was told that self service was on the menu. Got up and left and went over to CTM and had Ivanna. She ended up nude and it was a fun time.

There are a handful of euro providers in Chicago and the surrounding burbs that provide massage services in there homes. I would suggest finding them and going that route you get more bang for the buck, literally. The services at EMPs have gone down over the years.

Here is a suggestion just ask your masseuse for her number during your session. Most are ok with giving massages on the side, they are making more money doing side work, instead of giving the company that they work for a certain cut.

[QUOTE=Milfseeker21;2398761]Every time I've been I've tipped $50 post massage. Offered her $1. 0 that second time I was rejected. So, that's why I'm befuddled.[/QUOTE]You've spent a lot of money. Now I suggest you move on after 5 massage visits. I don't think it's going to happen. She is pretty and definitely arousing but there are plenty other Euros who will take your money and provide some fun.

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2399009]You've spent a lot of money. Now I suggest you move on after 5 massage visits. I don't think it's going to happen. She is pretty and definitely arousing but there are plenty other Euros who will take your money and provide some fun.[/QUOTE]Its like finding a unicorn! An Euro that gives extras. Have a good day! Rocket Dork.

[QUOTE=Glideon99;2397553] The all time best from here was Britney. Totally hot, real, charming and she would gush with creamy goodness if you treated her right. Great kisser too. She moved on to escorting with another agency as Viktoria and has recently disappeared. I would give my left nut to find her again. She was that wonderful. Anyone know where she went?[/QUOTE]She definitely was the best. I remember her friend Monica too. Both of them disappeared from the service and then I saw the ads for Viktoria. I think Monica just moved on from all of it. She was a mom. Maybe Viktoria / Britney moved on as well. The massage agency hasn't been able to replace them with that level of talent yet.

[QUOTE=ElginMonk;2398939]Got denied by Lana at Massage Miracle on Cicero near touhy Earlier tonite, was told that self service was on the menu. Got up and left and went over to CTM and had Ivanna. She ended up nude and it was a fun time.[/QUOTE]What happened here? Did she get upset?

[QUOTE=XabiAlonso;2399009]You've spent a lot of money. Now I suggest you move on after 5 massage visits. I don't think it's going to happen. She is pretty and definitely arousing but there are plenty other Euros who will take your money and provide some fun.[/QUOTE]I agree- the time to move on was probably after the second visit unless money is not an object.

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2399179]What happened here? Did she get upset?[/QUOTE]Who cares if she was upset? I am the one paying her to be satisfied and she did not live up to the bargain.

I got two massages from a euro. Pretty lady but like all the other euro ladies I know cold and impersonal. Move on to the next one.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2399277]I agree- the time to move on was probably after the second visit unless money is not an object.[/QUOTE]

I've had my fair share of frustrated efforts with Euros. The one I'd really love to get extras from is Kaya at Fantastic Feelings. Curly haired brunette, stacked with a nice shape. Flirtatious, but firm about playing it straight. Won't allow self-serve either.

[QUOTE=Kellster;2399277]I agree- the time to move on was probably after the second visit unless money is not an object.[/QUOTE]Out of curiosity, has anyone else been successful with Diana other than Xabi?

[QUOTE=BottleRocket12;2395711]Have you guys been to any American MP's with younger white girls?[/QUOTE]Yes. This place fits the bill: [URL]http://www.electrospa.net/[/URL].

It's a newer spa called Electro Spa in Addison. It's. 70 at the door for an hour. The girl told me that "massaging that area" was not included in the entry fee, and asked for another. 80. I told her that I was sorry but only brought in another. 40. She said that wasn't a problem and when to work. Did a great job. Will repeat when in the area. They have euros, Latinas, blacks, and at least one Asian.

SS along with under the shirt roaming on the first visit. I wouldn't have tried to go that far so soon, were it not for the fact that she obliged me to go draping free. I tipped .6 to leave a friendly impression for my follow-up.

I've been reluctant to return. Nobody has reported anything positive since she became a topic on the boards. My fear is that any uptick in business has caused her to become extra cautious.

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2399729]Out of curiosity, has anyone else been successful...other than Xabi?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WiNiteOwl;2400025]SS along with under the shirt roaming on the first visit. I wouldn't have tried to go that far so soon, were it not for the fact that she obliged me to go draping free. I tipped .6 to leave a friendly impression for my follow-up.

I've been reluctant to return. Nobody has reported anything positive since she became a topic on the boards. My fear is that any uptick in business has caused her to become extra cautious.[/QUOTE]Did you go undraped from the get go?

Is she skinny or curvy? Xabi suggested she had big boobs but the pics make her look skinny. Thanks for sharing.

A reasonably tall girl, slender with MILF curves, and a D-cup that seems natural, even if it is enhanced. Expect the YMMV to get worse now that we've discussed her on the boards.

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2400033]Did you go undraped from the get go?

Is she skinny or curvy? Xabi suggested she had big boobs but the pics make her look skinny. Thanks for sharing.[/QUOTE]