She reads the reviews, did she blow your phone up after this one?
[QUOTE=CleanGuy42;7589639]With the recent reviews on the board, my lawn guy told me about his visit with the Canadian MILF.
He's been craving a Publix type Blonde MILF you just gawk at under your breath. He imagined her having a great DD rack and worked out. He texts her to meet and she replies quickly but it turns ditzy like and she tries to be a weird funny just how others have mentioned. He also waited long outside for her to get ready.
He gets to the room and if disappointed in her looks. She's 5'11 or taller and has some 80's blonde style slick backed hairstyle bummer. Her body reminds him of his Tia Isabella. She has skinny arms skinny legs and all the fat rests in the belly and tit regions. Her ass is also non existent. She did mention going out to eat after his visit to feed her pudge.
In the room she wants to start with a massage. She thinks she's a masseuse but gives the most garbage like massage others have mentioned. She pinches your body and uses too much force. She then had the nerve to call out of our fellow mongers saying the doctor said he needs to lose 50 pounds but she thinks it's 100 (deeply sorry for whoever this is she has no right).
Some small talk continued and he realized she's quite wealthy and is only doing this for "fun". He's wondering why doesn't she just go on Tinder get a drink with Brad and have him come back to to the hotel to blow her brains out. The truth is Brad probably doesn't want to be an inch next to her. So she'll stick to us and not be into it!
After the massage my lawn guy got a BBBJ did some Missionary. She kept asking when he was going to cum and to be careful she wants it nowhere near her face! He finished on her tits. Post nut clarity quickly told him he should've used the money to buy his Home Depot cashier crush Maria flowers and taken her on a date.[/QUOTE]Within minutes of my review I had to block her (haha like she blocked me!) She was on her way to lunch immediately after my session too.