Streetwalker Reports

Were out and about on 34th south of 22nd Ave. Not sure who the spinner BSW in a purple dress was, but she looked a lot like Bree? She was on the west side of 34th Street near 7th Ave. So much traffic kept me from getting to her fine looking poody. Another purple strumpet was the infamous Carmen just south of 22nd Ave. Watched her get flagged down by a brazen prehistoric looking white guy. They met up in the parking lot near Super Thrift. Saw a few others in the same general area. Carmen looked good in purple with her enormous breasts pointing the way forward!

4th Street was dead as was 9th Ave. Haines was dead except for BSW Rene who is fun and petite.

Christopher looked like a surfer pimp while he waited earlier today for his golden goose Alzena. She was making some guy's mamba milk and about to bring home the bacon for her lardazz bf. It's truly wonderful to see that she's keeping her little man attired with the latest designer outfits.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo[/URL]

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2212944]And the 34th Street mamba slurpers have a thing for Checkers! 2 AM this morning and sweet python pleaser Jenn was getting takeout. Cobra milk and Checkers are a steady diet for our workers. Jenn looked good, but I was already drained of all my essential serpent juices for the time being.

Earlier, just a bit before midnight, St Pete's finest crime fighting fools nabbed some poor guy in a truck by the Hess. Both he and his vehicle were given rides. As the vehicle was about to be taken away, poo poo were congratulating themselves on their crime fighting prowess. If ISIS gets here we are truly dead with these pansies protecting us!! Also saw a number of others lit up behind or near Hess area. North of the hump Deputy Snotdrizzle was less obvious, but still being stupid. Just west of 34th Street on 52nd Ave the turd was playing hide and seek with us. His vehicle was marked so he wasn't that difficult to spot. Sheriff's douchebags also lit up a guy south of the hump on 34th Street. The LEO cockblock strategy is being implemented once again.[/QUOTE]Once again by Officer Shitzngiggles on my way from 4th street down 9th ave North. This is the second time I've been followed this week. It was around 5 am this morning. These piggy's are getting very annoying and making me wish I could turn my car into a bat mobile and shoot a hot steamy turd out my exhaust. While I didn't see much on 4th street or 9th ave north, I did spot sexy lexie and her boy toy on 34th by Hess. Nothing else caught my attention so I left to see a BP date.

[QUOTE=XiaoXing;2211779]Those graduated from Faith python training and teasing school, they must be certified in their BBBJ with lips, tongue, throat synchronized together to tease python with different techniques, such as shovelling with tongue, gripping with lips, press on python head with their throat and on and on while their hands hold on python ball and playing them with adoring and admiring attitude. They will not stop teasing unless the python want to get into their warm nests. While in their nests, they will different sets of techniques to tease python so that its juice cum out at the very satisfied end.

They have to be as close petite as Faith with good body shape, boobs and at least 7 or greater face, clean without bad smell, because python is very sensitive to bad smell.

When all the above are met, a certificate will be issued by the board of Faith python training school, which is headed by famous Peter Rammer.

Lisa got this certificate, because she showed me her certificate.

Xx.[/QUOTE]This post had me hootin and hollering! Great stuff Xx. I think you and my good friend Proffesor Rammer should have the honors of handing out diplomas to all our cum burping graduates of The F. P. T. A. (The Faith Python Training Academy).

Several weeks back I posted about watching some busts go down at the Rand Motel. There was a LEO, tall, blonde with a scrunchie in her hair that she would pull off to wave in the other LEOs once you said something stupid to get yourself arrested. She is working behind the Hess tonight. She sticks out like a sore thumb. She has mom jeans on, a jacket (probably full of wires) and brand new sneakers. She isn't trying to look sexy at all. She looks like a tall lesbian with a manly face. She is walking all by herself but there are at least 4 unmarked cars posted up and down the streets that she is walking on. One is a new Red Camaro. Tricky. Be safe.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2213604]Christopher looked like a surfer pimp while he waited earlier today for his golden goose Alzena. She was making some guy's mamba milk and about to bring home the bacon for her lardazz bf. It's truly wonderful to see that she's keeping her little man attired with the latest designer outfits.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo[/URL][/QUOTE]You've got to give it to him though props for sitting out in the open knowing your girl is getting a nice pearl necklace I think of him like a gfs little idiot brother haha can't anyways I was out for a stroll around 130 am and I saw nothing but uncle LEO and db's on bicycles heavy presence by 38th ave. We don't need more dunkin donuts with need the non profit phones for hoes and remember don't ever buy them a smart phone because it just gets traded or lost instantly stick to your old flip phones maybe have one that Is a lighter / phone combo that way it will never get lost LOL.

Thinking about Lexi.

Her handler gave her the go ahead to get in my car last night.

I have been with her a few times now. She gave me one of best BBBJ I have ever had. It's almost to the point that I don't want to scoop anyone else.

I mean how many girls ask you how you like it, slow, or fast, or just licking it?

I'm ready to induct this vixen into the WSW hall of fame right now.

She is out day and night around the Hess area.

If you have never been with her don't miss out. And just completely ignore the loser she walks with like he is not even there.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2213123]Like the one on Haines at 64th Ave would also be an essential hog magnet. The fat boyz could all slobber around and brag about their Dirty Harry wannabee crime-fighting techniques. The slob who nabbed the most strumpets would be awarded a commendation ribbon and a big bear hug by big Chief Hollowdong. They could probably even film the latest 'Super Troopers' movie there and not have to pay actors; since there'd be ample hapless piglets on the premises at all times?[/QUOTE]They're opening one for the po po' on 22nd ave and. And 31st st.

After having reviewed the resume of a few handlers, I am at wits end as to the ideology behind the girls and boys being their target. The handlers commit Personally invasive REAL crimes like burglary and we are told "there isn't anything we can do". And yet they lurk and prey on the working girl and the basically honest lonely guy to pick up a tag and two fifty from Mr. Lonely. Most of which is spent to house and feed the girls.

[QUOTE=TastersChoice;2213936]After having reviewed the resume of a few handlers, I am at wits end as to the ideology behind the girls and boys being their target. The handlers commit Personally invasive REAL crimes like burglary and we are told "there isn't anything we can do". And yet they lurk and prey on the working girl and the basically honest lonely guy to pick up a tag and two fifty from Mr. Lonely. Most of which is spent to house and feed the girls.[/QUOTE]Most of the "relationships" come from a sort of co-dependence that develops from essentially being homeless drug addicts. Regardless of how shitty the relationship might be, it's comforting in its own way and does offer a certain type of security. You have somebody there with you, somebody to watch your stuff when you get kicked out of a hotel, etc. I've been there myself except for prostitution bit, although we were just alcoholics.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2213773]Thinking about Lexi.

Her handler gave her the go ahead to get in my car last night.

I have been with her a few times now. She gave me one of best BBBJ I have ever had. It's almost to the point that I don't want to scoop anyone else.

I mean how many girls ask you how you like it, slow, or fast, or just licking it?

I'm ready to induct this vixen into the WSW hall of fame right now.

She is out day and night around the Hess area.

If you have never been with her don't miss out. And just completely ignore the loser she walks with like he is not even there.[/QUOTE]And is very customer service oriented. Her, Kendra, Amanda, Leah and very few others are Faith Fellatio Academy graduates. These few hard core vixens have established the world's first python protection posse. Known as the MLA. Mamba Liberation Army. They promote python health and well-being through hands (and mouth) on treatments.

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2214266]And is very customer service oriented. Her, Kendra, Amanda, Leah and very few others are Faith Fellatio Academy graduates. These few hard core vixens have established the world's first python protection posse. Known as the MLA. Mamba Liberation Army. They promote python health and well-being through hands (and mouth) on treatments.[/QUOTE]Has anyone seen miss G lately? Is their a Captain save a ho involved here?

Back in July, she walked out of a 7/11 on 30th. Wearing tiny little shorts.

All you could hear was screeching brakes. There was a near monger chain reaction.

Damn She looked good. Anyone?

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2214503]Has anyone seen miss G lately? Is their a Captain save a ho involved here?

Back in July, she walked out of a 7/11 on 30th. Wearing tiny little shorts.

All you could hear was screeching brakes. There was a near monger chain reaction.

Damn She looked good. Anyone?[/QUOTE]Being dropped of on 34th &35th ave about 1:30 am from a date.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2213773]Thinking about Lexi.

Her handler gave her the go ahead to get in my car last night.

I have been with her a few times now. She gave me one of best BBBJ I have ever had. It's almost to the point that I don't want to scoop anyone else.

I mean how many girls ask you how you like it, slow, or fast, or just licking it?

I'm ready to induct this vixen into the WSW hall of fame right now.

She is out day and night around the Hess area.

If you have never been with her don't miss out. And just completely ignore the loser she walks with like he is not even there.[/QUOTE]Ran into to her at the usual spot, said uncle got her last week, confirmed on another site, and that one of us bailed her out. I can't believe someone would spend Benjamin's on bailing her out when she was already out on bail. SMH, anyway she gave the usual good BBBJ, only problem is she had BO, and she stunk up my car. She said she is staying in a abandoned house. She needs to get her shit together, but we know that a it going to happen.

Who's the trumpet strumpet with the bright pink hair? I saw her this morning on 33rd behind Hess. I made the circle but got out scooped. Did I miss out or am I better off for missing that one?

[QUOTE=Synful;2213968]Most of the "relationships" come from a sort of co-dependence that develops from essentially being homeless drug addicts. Regardless of how shitty the relationship might be, it's comforting in its own way and does offer a certain type of security. You have somebody there with you, somebody to watch your stuff when you get kicked out of a hotel, etc. I've been there myself except for prostitution bit, although we were just alcoholics.[/QUOTE]And some form of mental illness also factor into the complex biopsychosocial equations of their individual life choices. Not to mention the entirely predatory nature of the drug scene / culture made even worse by the war on drugs?? Nonetheless, these workers do perform essential functions for society.

[QUOTE=PlayfulMan;2214576]Ran into to her at the usual spot, said uncle got her last week, confirmed on another site, and that one of us bailed her out. I can't believe someone would spend Benjamin's on bailing her out when she was already out on bail. SMH, anyway she gave the usual good BBBJ, only problem is she had BO, and she stunk up my car. She said she is staying in a abandoned house. She needs to get her shit together, but we know that a it going to happen.[/QUOTE]To totally f#ck up her life and doing a splendid job. She's a captain save a harlot magnet; so let the captains beware!! A few dollars spent on a bbj with her are a great investment, but if you try to 'save' her you'll be sorry! She could get her shit together, but needs to get away from the numerous turds she supports. Odds are against her so hit it while you still can.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2214503]Has anyone seen miss G lately? Is their a Captain save a ho involved here?

Back in July, she walked out of a 7/11 on 30th. Wearing tiny little shorts.

All you could hear was screeching brakes. There was a near monger chain reaction.

Damn She looked good. Anyone?[/QUOTE]She's the only crew member I'd want on my ship. She's got her very own captain and is doing quite well. She's a stay at home mamba milking machine for that lucky, jackpot-hitting man!!

[QUOTE=Suavecito;2214590]Who's the trumpet strumpet with the bright pink hair? I saw her this morning on 33rd behind Hess. I made the circle but got out scooped. Did I miss out or am I better off for missing that one?[/QUOTE]Harlot at or near the Hess would be Lexie the python chaser. Also goes by Alzena and will drain your cobra quite nicely. Has a tag along bf, but he's dumb and harmless. Just be prepared for her latest personal tales of woe brought about by her poor decision-making. Still worth a trip and she really enjoys her tonsils getting power washed.

From time to time, just because he has some unusual stories. Said Junior was overworked last weekend and his energy level was pretty low. Passed by the circle K about 11:00 am and saw a fairly nice looking girl who looked like she needed a ride. Absolutely the last thing on his mind. But. Decided to circle back to get a name and #. We'll, she hopped in for a short ride to discuss details, and even though he was depleted and on a tight schedule, he said what the hell. She was extremely cautious. Wouldn't even let him speak until she rubbed his dick and asked if he minded. Then she unzipped and asked him to feel. Then he was allowed to talk. Well, he opted for a $. 20 Tylenol. She started to administer the medicine, and about 2 minutes later, a white cab comes down the narrow street (WTF) so he puts it in gear and drives around the block to another spot. Without skipping a beat, she starts all over administering the appropriate remedy. Now Buddy says he was on edge, and behind schedule. Didn't think there was a snowballs chance in hell of getting relief from that migraine, but much to his surprise, and amazement, she is a wonderfully skilled technichen. In an almost volcanic explosion, the pressure was released. . Said her name was Selena. More to follow in the future.

Called Kendra told her I'm carless am riding a scooter fully expecting her to laugh in my face and say call me when you get the car back. She says we can make it work. Huhhh wasn't expecting that LOL spend the better part of the day down at Clearwater Beachwhere she took me to one of her lairs. This lady is one cool person. Thanks again. Pete 4 her didgets owe you. Be safe.

[QUOTE=Highlander888;2216007]Called Kendra told her I'm carless am riding a scooter fully expecting her to laugh in my face and say call me when you get the car back. She says we can make it work. Huhhh wasn't expecting that LOL spend the better part of the day down at Clearwater Beachwhere she took me to one of her lairs. This lady is one cool person. Thanks again. Pete 4 her didgets owe you. Be safe.[/QUOTE]A few years ago I stumbled out of Banana Boat, met an 8/10 blonde. $40 FS up against a trash can in one of the alleys behind Checkers.

Most of them really don't care about transportation. Of course, that's when I was still new to this sort of thing.

[QUOTE=Highlander888;2216007]Called Kendra told her I'm carless am riding a scooter fully expecting her to laugh in my face and say call me when you get the car back. She says we can make it work. Huhhh wasn't expecting that LOL spend the better part of the day down at Clearwater Beachwhere she took me to one of her lairs. This lady is one cool person. Thanks again. Pete 4 her didgets owe you. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Has friends all over the place. She's worked her magic on many of Pinellas's tired pythons. A real git 'er done girl!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2214649]She's the only crew member I'd want on my ship. She's got her very own captain and is doing quite well. She's a stay at home mamba milking machine for that lucky, jackpot-hitting man!![/QUOTE]I wonder if Vegas has odds on how long a Captain save a ho relationship will last?

If I bet the under I think I could make some money.

She asked me point blank can you hop a 15 foot iron spiked fence. When we got to the beach just like she said there was the fence. This badass chick was actually disappointed that we didn't have to hop the fence. LOL yeah guys got to tell you it was fun as f* having Kendra Python Tamer. On the back of my scooter for 3 hours zipping around at 50 miles an hour with her directing traffic with her arms like a champ. A lot has been said of this girl faith and a coupla others maybe it's just because I'm a newbie. Because if I can compare to Kendra and Anna that is something I will have to experience before I can believe it. This thread is priceless happy hunting and be safe.

[QUOTE=Lolligagger;2216561]I wonder if Vegas has odds on how long a Captain save a ho relationship will last?

If I bet the under I think I could make some money.[/QUOTE]Has any wits about him, he'll quickly realize-for the most part-that these workers are not amenable to 'straight' life as we know it. A pig in a tuxedo is; nonetheless, a damn hog!! Captains have been known to be dragged all over the place emotionally and physically much like a Nantucket Strumpet Ride. Best bet is to pay them and send them on their way. I don't pay for their time or actions; I pay them to LEAVE when we're finished!! The only strumpet ride I'd chance would be Amanda the anaconda tamer!!

Reminds me how valuable phones are for the few strumpets who sometimes keep them! If any hottt azzz workers need free mamba mobile devices I've got extra phones just waiting for cobra cleansing maidens! I know some of you mamba milking maidens read this site; so don't be shy.

[QUOTE=Highlander888;2216652]She asked me point blank can you hop a 15 foot iron spiked fence. When we got to the beach just like she said there was the fence. This badass chick was actually disappointed that we didn't have to hop the fence. LOL yeah guys got to tell you it was fun as f* having Kendra Python Tamer. On the back of my scooter for 3 hours zipping around at 50 miles an hour with her directing traffic with her arms like a champ. A lot has been said of this girl faith and a coupla others maybe it's just because I'm a newbie. Because if I can compare to Kendra and Anna that is something I will have to experience before I can believe it. This thread is priceless happy hunting and be safe.[/QUOTE]The Platinum standard by which all mamba milkers should be rated or judged! Last year she gave birth and within almost no time was back caressing and cleaning out cobras! Plus her technique is beyond reproach and a python's best friend.

Because the west side of 34th Street behind the Cedar has had some recent activity. Has been pretty dead since porky and the piglets cracked down a few years ago. Some workers occasionally stay / live back there so you just might catch a nice worker there?

Today has been quiet with the rain, but spacy Stacy was walking / working with her umbrella. She was on Haines and was loitering in front of the PIG gear store at 64th Ave. Thought about picking her dumb azz up, but didn't want to scoop in front of off-duty hogs?? Some other nimrod scooped her a few minutes later. If we paid Stacy for her brains and decision-making prowess; she'd f&cken owe us! Still the wily serpent gargling mami looked good!!

[QUOTE=PeterRammer;2216916]The Platinum standard by which all mamba milkers should be rated or judged! Last year she gave birth and within almost no time was back caressing and cleaning out cobras! Plus her technique is beyond reproach and a python's best friend.[/QUOTE]Is Faith nowadays. I saw her once last year and than she went and visited relatives. I have not read anything as far as her being back, such a shame. She was a cool chick.

Just a heads up guys be careful out there make sure you read the whole thing just for your safty.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2. 99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $. 99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.).

[QUOTE=JstCurious1;2217435]Just a heads up guys be careful out there make sure you read the whole thing just for your safty.

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works; Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2. 99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $. 99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.

Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.).[/QUOTE]I would say sorry this happened to you the 1st time but to have it happen to you that many times is CLEARLY YOUR fault. And how the hell do you know it's going to happen again this weekend? Am I missing something in your post?

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2217463]I would say sorry this happened to you the 1st time but to have it happen to you that many times is CLEARLY YOUR fault. And how the hell do you know it's going to happen again this weekend? Am I missing something in your post?[/QUOTE]Dude it's a joke, read it again and see the humor in it.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2217355]Is Faith nowadays. I saw her once last year and than she went and visited relatives. I have not read anything as far as her being back, such a shame. She was a cool chick.[/QUOTE]At a local rehab facility for the past few months and may stay there a few more?? I personally wish her well, but miss her serpent taming skills!!

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2217463]I would say sorry this happened to you the 1st time but to have it happen to you that many times is CLEARLY YOUR fault. And how the hell do you know it's going to happen again this weekend? Am I missing something in your post?[/QUOTE]But I've just purchased a small Winnebago so I can hang out in these parking lots all friggin day!! I'll be on 22nd Ave in St Peterammersburg where Lowe's and Home Depot are directly across from each other. I hope these con artists show up soon?

[URL]http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/669161-Home-Depot-Scam[/URL]

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2217463]I would say sorry this happened to you the 1st time but to have it happen to you that many times is CLEARLY YOUR fault. And how the hell do you know it's going to happen again this weekend? Am I missing something in your post?[/QUOTE]Don't Be A Rookie To Spot Satire Humor Too LOL.

The streets whisper it that AmdiGa and Lxi teamed again, unfortunately stalked and harassed by the boys for walking the wrong side of the street.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2217463]I would say sorry this happened to you the 1st time but to have it happen to you that many times is CLEARLY YOUR fault. And how the hell do you know it's going to happen again this weekend? Am I missing something in your post?[/QUOTE]Its a chain e-mail joke. He keeps buying 99-cent wallets for two chicks to steal while they rub up on him topless.

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[QUOTE=SeniorFrog;2217574]Is this the Rachel everyone is raving about? [URL]http://sarasota.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/perfect-10-s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g-22/11073659[/URL].[/QUOTE]No, it's not. But holy crap, does she look hot.