Last Saturday's Roundtable
Gentlemongers,
We had the best turnout ever for a DC event. Attendees in order of appearance: Loop Vet, Cloud William (from Northeastern MD), myself, Seva Lurker (from Tidewater via NYC), LoveLOS and Dave GD. Two legends! LL and Seva!
Only LL and I headed out mongering afterward. The others were pussies and had excuses like having traveled for hundreds of miles and hours and hours, or only had short-time excuses to get out of the house. It's always great to put names to faces. These Roundtables are about building trust. We exchange serious intel and unposted exploits, shit that we won't PM those we've never seen face to face.
It always amazes me how normal we WSG mongers look in person, except for Motorback who stands out in his makeup, shaved legs and high heels. We're definitely wolves in sheep's clothing.
We met at a a bar that is a primary loop command-control and staging area for pimps and hoes, but the action didn't really get started before we left. Loop Vet called one of his regulars to come over, but she doesn't go there anymore after apparently having been thrown out by our host, the owner and resident hardass. So we ate pizza and caroused with the MILF "barmaid" as Cloud called her, before she gave him a spanking for it.
After saying our goodbyes, Dave, LL and I searched for the third spa that's supposed to be in the neighborhood besides Sky and Downtown. Dave departed and LL and I hit Sky Spa, formerly 1413 K in order to perform our best due dilligence in our never ending quest to bring you the best and freshed intel. Research is hard. Unlike Downtown, no filthy stairs. Sky is clean, warm, smelled good, and has a nice waiting area with a big bowl of chocolate. They seemed to be pretty busy but the mamasan ushered us into our rooms immediately. Having plenty more rooms than girls at least prevents embarassing meetings with friends, coworkers and aquaintances from church in the waiting room. I asked for a lineup but didn't get one. (Did you LL?) He beat me to the table shower (damn him) while I nearly suffered heat stroke in the sauna, so I didn't get a chance to rub my dick all over the headrest right before he got in there. :rolleyes:
After broiling, the little 4'9" 50/60ish mamasan gave me a table shower. I was really worried she was going to be my provider. While my standards in Baltimore are famously low, I never expected to be a grandmother fucker in an AMP. That said, I was toying with the idea.
[i]Hmmm. She is awfully tiny and that might present interesting opportunities. She probably has a good skill set and might be a 3 hole'er having loosened up after five or six decades. She reminds me an awful lot of my dear departed grandma, (except for the garlic breath) and I had one of those meta-oedipal things growing up. Hmmm.[/i]
You'd think she would have plenty of experience doing these things, but even after a rigorous interrogation about my mongering credentials, it was among the worst TS's I've ever had and can honestly say when finished I didn't feel particularly clean even though she washed my hair. Whether that was due to her lack of scrubbing my love lever and pooper or my thoughts of seriously considering doing her, that's for my shrink to help me discover.
Fortunately, she put me in my room, left, and a few moments later an angel arived. I pulled a woman who's name might be Coco, but I've forgotten (Alswhormer's disease. Can you help me out here LL?). She is a stunner. About 5'9", a wide pretty face with round cheeks, enhanced C's, late 20's/early 30's, and very well curved for a Korean woman, with full hips and a narrow middle. Note: woman, not girl. Said she'd only been there for four days and was new to the business, but said she moved from New Jersey, which is on the regular AMP rotation route, so I suspected she'd been at this for a while.
After a decent brief massage and some light questioning, she asked me if I wanted everything and I enthusiastically agreed. She began with a great cat bath mixed with a tittie rub down front and back. Good CBJ, but no Asian. I realized later that, knowing her mamasan did the TS, even with a condom over her tongue she might not have wanted to go there. Then CG, mish, doggie, mish on the edge of the table, more mish, and by then we were both exhausted. I was happy to keep banging her, but time was running out and she offered to finish me off with a "hand job". Gotta love the AMP ESL training these girls get. She worked, and worked, and worked me some more, with hands like a vice and a condom covered finger massaging my prostate. When I finally went over the edge it was so intense I banged my head hard into the table and saw stars. After helping me get dressed I gave her a Benjie and she asked for another Jackson, which she'd definitely earned and I'd have given her, but didn't have. Before leaving, I jokingly told her I wouldn't need to cum for a month. Her only minor downside is that she's had children, has a hardly noticable belly, and at least one of her kids must have had a head the size of a bowling ball. A few kegels will serve her and her customers well.
LL pulled Julia (her mnemonic was "as in Romeo and Julia"), who was very cute, with dimples, and with a very attractive personality. On the way out we spied Mia, and LL was ready to go back for more, and I would have gone for Julia except I'd been milked dry. LL will have to tell you about his experience, but he was pretty enthusiastic about the place when we left. He dubbed it "...the new Downtown."
Checked back in at the bar for a drink and to see the talent, but there was only an old and used-hard Baltimore type WSW 6 and a BSW that might have topped the scales at 300 sitting at the bar, so we went out for a late dinner then headed home.
The next Roundtable is tenatively scheduled for January 8, so mark your calendars. Invitations will be forthcomming.
Robux
Still laughing...and a question
Robux,
Let me add my kudos for an exception description of your evening out. I am still chuckling over your TS with grand-mamasan!
Let me ask about the "rotation" of girls. When I lived in Tampa new blood would come regularly from the NY metro area - - sometimes from the West Coast. Here every girl I have seen said she was from NY. Many from Flushing, Queens. That is sort of an icebreaker as my gransparents used to live in Flushing not too far from Shea Stadium.
Funny how I didn't spot all these AMP girls there when I was visiting there as a child.
Drew
Rip Off Alert: Snow (NY Avenue)
As the saying goes...In order to get fucked, first you gotta get into position.
This was the case with me a few nights ago with Snow. She's a very attractive WSW that works out of the President Hotel on NY Avenue. I'd posted about her last month. Then, she was exhibiting some strange behavior that I thought was a setup. She was damn good looking though and I made the mistake of letting the little head convince the big head that she was worth a second look.
Went to her room, her friend was there and wasn't going to leave which spoiled things. Anyway, we get started and she's rushing me right off the bat. Furthermore, she had major track marks all over her legs, was very doped up, wouldn't fully undress, and had a snatch that reeked like sour milk. Luckily at this point, even the little head didn't want any part of this game. So, I just up and split.
She's a somewhat petite girl with long, straight, reddish brown hair, green eyes, pale skin color. Kind of has an Avril Lavigne look to her. Always hangs out near the Texaco and Downtown Motel. So, if you're into being rushed and overcharged, she'll deliver the goods. If not, avoid her.
