Massage Parlor Reports

Was wondering about the parlor near w117 and lorain or local area, if anyone can pm me with specific infromation, like where exactly they are at ect ect price cost tip. Thankyou inadvance much apperciated.

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In New York, it is a delight to have a shrivelled, wizened Yoda walk on your back using her heels, toes and elbows to nearly rend the cartilage from your bones.

But afterwards, they know a man needs to be relieved else the entire purpose of massage. Stress relief. Cannot possibly be achieved.

WTF Cleveland![/QUOTE]Welcome to Cleveland I moved recently here from NJ and I too learned meaning of DIY after coming here.

On East its crowded I can say, you see a bunch of them around downtown area in any city and we do have many reviews from various sources.

So here we should build our own database and glad this site is so active here.

Enjoy your stay and do experiments!!

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She jerked her hand away then a minute later grabbed my rod and repeated, "You! You!

We did this four times and on the fifth she finally oiled her hands and pumped away until I exploded. I tipped her 40 and she began bleating for more!

I mean honestly!

WTF Cleveland![/QUOTE]If you had tipped her 60, she would have likely bleated for more. You got to have a tipping stratigery. Give half, she bleats, give the other half. Now, both parties have a HE.

Had an interesting encounter when I called to setup and appointment with the Cougar today. I had wanted to cross her off my checklist for sometime but never had the chance. When I called a woman answered and I said I wanted to make an appointment and then she hung up. When I called back she said she heard an echo and that I was a schemer and would not see me. Anyone else have that problem before?

[QUOTE=Royboy7788;2874192]Had an interesting encounter when I called to setup and appointment with the Cougar today. I had wanted to cross her off my checklist for sometime but never had the chance. When I called a woman answered and I said I wanted to make an appointment and then she hung up. When I called back she said she heard an echo and that I was a schemer and would not see me. Anyone else have that problem before?[/QUOTE]Had always been intrigued by her and had a day off from work a few weeks ago and ran into basically the same issue you did. The gal manning the phone wouldn't even consider letting me schedule an appointment. If you aren't interested in new clients why advertise?

Oh well.

[QUOTE=Royboy7788;2874192]Had an interesting encounter when I called to setup and appointment with the Cougar today. I had wanted to cross her off my checklist for sometime but never had the chance. When I called a woman answered and I said I wanted to make an appointment and then she hung up. When I called back she said she heard an echo and that I was a schemer and would not see me. Anyone else have that problem before?[/QUOTE]Yeah I've tried a few times and gave up. I think I talked to her since it was an older lady's voice. I called about 3 times a month a part and she said they weren't seeing new customers. She would say check back in a month. The last time she went on to say they might never start seeing new customers. I was getting annoyed and threw in the towel.

[QUOTE=Fannima30;2874561]Yeah I've tried a few times and gave up. I think I talked to her since it was an older lady's voice. I called about 3 times a month a part and she said they weren't seeing new customers. She would say check back in a month. The last time she went on to say they might never start seeing new customers. I was getting annoyed and threw in the towel.[/QUOTE]They are super crazy about security, I sent someone there with my real name and I am a regular there and they made him jump through tons of hoops.

[QUOTE=Asmoth;2874571]They are super crazy about security, I sent someone there with my real name and I am a regular there and they made him jump through tons of hoops.[/QUOTE]Even when the cougar place first started, they were really particular about new clients and if you didn't see them for awhile, they would forget you.

[QUOTE=Lrkin;2794881]I went out on a limb here based on the posting where the poster met the girl in the nurse's outfit, but my experience was a lot different.

I made an appointment to see "Lucky," but when I got up there, they said she got pulled over trying to make it in time. So I ended up sitting around one of the rooms waiting for her to show up for about a half hour. All the while, I was encouraged to work with the other two girls on site. That wasn't an option seeing them in person. Not sure if this is a bait and switch going on, but I just cut my losses and left. Unless someone knows different, "Lucky" may not even exist, and "Bella" doesn't work there anymore according to them. Speaking of it being a mixed use location on the west side, it is a very active building. On my exit from their "office," there was a real doctor walking out his. Of course he could see the office I was leaving was pitch black inside, and the girl at the door was wearing pajamas. It's only a matter of time before this place gets the wrong kind of attention.[/QUOTE]Been there couple of times. None of their names are real or pictures too. But I was regular for one girl.

She is a real good time. She is 21 baby fat. Massage was 7. Eventually I flip and good finish. She had a cold attitude. But she warmed up after couple of times.

Been with Danielle this December.

I was new to them, same 2 call system. Danielle offers full service. She is nice. But talkative. But if you are a boobs person she is not the one. Overall a good experience, I would have have tried the cougar. But I moved out of Cleveland now.

[URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/joanne-your-sexy-barbie-doll-100-hh-nuru-120-hr-nuru-today-only-spl-ridge-480w-or-e260th-i90e/27939550[/URL]

I visited here once. If I have to choose the One. She is it. The best NURU I ever had. Ultimate experience. No FS. But teasing and she even danced for me. She has an amazing body, sexy smile.

Lasted time I visited her she was in brea. Now to sure. Love to visit her again.

Lilly's has a new group of 3 girls, but no HE and no self serve wackie wackie. One is a 6, the other a 7 with a nice bod and the other a 9. 5 with a rockin body, but when you get a massage from any of them, you will get a double tap on your arm if you do any roaming at all. (I feel like I am in a mma match with the double tap). It is a shame. Last time I was there, I got a face and mouthful of a nice tit with a nice HE, but that girl is gone now.

[QUOTE=BossMbs;2876099][URL]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/joanne-your-sexy-barbie-doll-100-hh-nuru-120-hr-nuru-today-only-spl-ridge-480w-or-e260th-i90e/27939550[/URL]

I visited here once. If I have to choose the One. She is it. The best NURU I ever had. Ultimate experience. No FS. But teasing and she even danced for me. She has an amazing body, sexy smile.

Lasted time I visited her she was in brea. Now to sure. Love to visit her again.[/QUOTE]Research on oThER site claims that pics in ad are not accurate / real. Just FYI.

[QUOTE=Goaloh;2876587]the other a 9. 5 with a rockin body[/QUOTE]Have been here couple of times but never saw anyone with rocking body, would you mind to share name in pvt?

Not sure if this is OK in this thread, if not please delete. I am fairly new to the AMP scene and have found one that I enjoy. The provider gives an excellent message (with is important to me), and the flip is fantastic as well. I have been 4 times (once I was unlucky and got a different provider) and every time things get amped up a bit more. My question to some of the more experienced people on the boards is how do you approach to find out what else is available. Her English is not the best so there is a language barrier, also I do not want to make the situation uncomfortable by requesting something that is not on the menu. Feel free to respond here or in a PM.

Thanks.

Donq.