Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=NovaBrain;5846829]Saw Barbie at BHC recently. She looks young (mid 20's) and is about 5'3 with a slim frame (not real petite but still skinny) and what felt like B cups. She's pretty hot but nowhere near as fun as Amber or April. Worth noting I went about an hour before closing so she might've just been tired. I did the half hour and she started with a very light massage. She was brushing her fingertips in the same circular motion for a few minutes before she flipped. DATY was offered but she was done with it after a few seconds. Got a solid CBJ before mish where she really emphasized that I go slow. I think she's very sensitive to big members because I was only able to go about 2/3 of the way in. We tried going deeper but it was obviously not enjoyable for her so we just kind of stopped. She finished me off with a CBJ and I was out of there.

Overall pretty attractive and a nice time. Don't see her if you're hung or have had other SWs comment on size, it probably won't be enjoyable for either party.

Also saw a new name ZhiZhi. Will report back if I can get a hold of her this week.[/QUOTE]I saw Barbie as well and agree with this review. 10 minutes in, she wanted to get on with it. Massage was a 6/10 but she was obviously not there for that. Tried for 200 FS, got her down to 160. Was fine. Hairy, longer lips but tight hole. Has a nympho vibe to her. Kissing is $40 extra, no FIV, no back door action at all. Honestly, would not repeat. $350 with Mia at CLM gets you way further and way hotter than $200 for a 20 min experience here.

I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?

[QUOTE=Lolx123;5849008]I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?[/QUOTE]Best recommendation I can give is the search bar which costs RTFF (Read the f^%&!$# forum). Most all of your posts are the same. You claim to have visited ONE spa but you, yourself, didn't provide any details. Yet, here you are, looking for details. Go out on a limb, try some places and report back. You will find others here are more willing to share in that case. Otherwise, expect crickets.

Maybe start with sharing your "usual" place.

[QUOTE=Lolx123;5849008]I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?[/QUOTE]Of being a craftsman is completing your own work. You don't even have to tell anyone your secret if you don't want to.

Or. Just go get blown by Kelly or Judy. And bring some what you think a BBBJ should cost you. Then let us know how it was and how much you spent.

[QUOTE=Lolx123;5849008]I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?[/QUOTE]

From reading the forum sounds like Kelly is a good bet but looks like its a negotiation so its possible that a monger that sees her a lot may get a better price then one that does not. Judy sounds like the most economical option but keep in mind that there was a monger who got refused the first time he went so he had to go twice. If you look at the apartment thread it looks like some of the apartments charge 40 to 60 for that.

[QUOTE=Lolx123;5849008]I've been really in the mood for a bbj, preferably bbjcim. My usual place only does L1 and X only does CBJ. I've seen posts about Kelly but from what I gather it's an expensive trip and Judy at OD. Does anyone have recommendations on who to go for bbj with estimated price points?[/QUOTE]

I've been looking around and haven't found a girl who is 5 foot or shorter with some nice curves. I haven't seen someone like that since Coco at Lolium. I'd appreciate any leads anyone has. Thanks all and stay safe.

After being Mr. Grumpy Pants in my last review / response I thought it only appropriate I share some newer findings (to show I'm not a complete ass) and just in time for the weekend. SERVICES AND PRICING WILL BE UP TO YOU TO FIND OUT.

New Hope, new girl: As I alluded to in a previous post there's new talent at one of our favorite Lakeview locations. Lily / Lucy (It was Lily on the phone, according to a different MT, but she told me Lucy in person). Recent NYC transplant. Mid-30's, short, petite and cute. Nice body with some man-mades. I actually came in to see Jessica / Coco, who was honestly looking a little rough, but when I walked past the couch there I saw this one and changed my selection. Another new MT to the spa started bitching in Chinese, probably cause she was next in line, but whatever. By the way, the other new MT was, meh. Petite but not necessarily in shape or attractive and prob in her mid-late 40's. Anyways, Lily / Lucy was cute, playful and in my opinion the best option there now.

Health Care Spa, for all your healthy needs (Lwood on what is Pulaski in the city): First time I visited this place, a few months back, I only did a drive by to check out the talent. Was not impressed so I didn't stay. Recent reports on RM stated new talent so one day I decided to do another drive by since I happened to be close. MMS answered and I was like, nope, more BS. But just before I walked out "to get cash" MMS said more girls available, called to one of them and another MT in a pink, form fitting dress popped out. Nice cleavage and kinda cute. I'm definitely a boob guy and my hormone levels immediately spiked. I really did have to get cash but told her I'd be right back and I wanted an appointment with pink dress, she agreed. Long story short, had a session with Mimi. Mid-30's, athletic build (not skinny and by no means fat, at all), nice naturals close to Ds and cute enough. No leggings and only a thong under that pink dress. She too is a recent NYC transplant. Very playful. I did give her a heads up because Lwood is no Chicago and she probably has no clue as to the different parts of the city and burbs. There was a third MT who I did not see but Mimi is definitely worth a return visit.

Sunshine Massage, shining on Clybourn: I mentioned this as a new spot on the northside in a previous post, you guys can figure it out. I know some mongers out there are going to hate me for this post, hahaha, but oh well. Had seen this spa advertised and knew by the address it was an all new location. As I pointed out in my previous post, there was a connection with BZ Spa in Kenosha which I had never been to, forget how I figured that out. Anyways, a new spa so though I'd check it out. If I didn't like what I saw I can pull the "getting cash" routine (my go to). I get there and a younger, skinny MT greets me, Crystal. Mask on and baggy clothing so hard to figure out age and body type off the bat. I just knew she wasn't a granny, good enough for me. Massage was decent. Baggy t shirt and pleather shorts hid the minimal curves that she had but she was thin. Got a look at her with her mask off and she actually told me her age. She was cute, thin and young, mid-20's. Somewhat playful. Through conversation and after doing some checking after the fact, fairly confident in saying this Crystal is the same as Aida formerly of BZ Spa Kenosha. Worth a repeat visit.

I just want to affirm, these ages and descriptions are accurate. Not like any of these BS, fantasy reviews that we get all too often. If you don't believe me go see for yourself and report back. Part of the reason for sharing is just being tired of the same overpriced BS that we're used to seeing. Maybe if we start directing our collective attention at the newer, better talent the old standbys will either up their game, lower their prices or both.

Again, up to you guys to figure out the fine details and I will only respond to those senior mongers who I've DMd with in the past. Good luck, stay safe and report back!!

So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.

I think 160 is her new BBBJ rate. Seen her several times in the past always was 140. Last time, after deed was done and I went to pay she counted and said its 160. I said no its always been 140 and she said not anymore its 160 now. She's such a bi*ch attitude wise I didn't want to argue with her over 20 bucks.

Not sure if the other girls have upped their fees but I'm done w / Kelly. Despite her skills and hot bod I just find her attitude to be a major turnoff.

[QUOTE=SimplySkilled;5850075]So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

How old is Kelly?

[QUOTE=SimplySkilled;5850075]So I've visited SXL in the past, had a great experience with Coco.

But this time I made an appointment with Kelly today around 11 am, I got the half hour. 60.

I've read great things about Kelly, but she actually tried to upsell like I'm a noob LOL.

She said 160 minimum for BJ.

I offered 120 and she declined. She said 100 for hands only. LMAO.

Then she said ok massage only.

I asked if I could self service and she said "not in front of me".

I got dressed and she stood by the door and asked for tip for the massage.

I said " I don't have any" LOL bad experience, even Coco who is like 40 years younger didn't try to upsell, but oh well, never going back there that's for sure.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;5850173]How old is Kelly?[/QUOTE]A young looking mid-40's, I would guess. Could pass for mid-late 30's, depending on light and makeup.

[QUOTE=PauFord;5850134]I think 160 is her new BBBJ rate. Seen her several times in the past always was 140. Last time, after deed was done and I went to pay she counted and said its 160. I said no its always been 140 and she said not anymore its 160 now. She's such a bi*ch attitude wise I didn't want to argue with her over 20 bucks.

Not sure if the other girls have upped their fees but I'm done w / Kelly. Despite her skills and hot bod I just find her attitude to be a major turnoff.[/QUOTE]For that price does it include cim?

Another visit to Princess Latina Spa. Sadly everyone's favorite eye candy receptionist wasn't there. Paid 60 for the HH and got a Columbian MT. May be mid to late 30's.

Pretty cute with a decent body. Nearly zero English and zero massage skills but she didn't even really try. Which sucked bc the last time I was there I got a girl named Gabbie (I think) and she was a great massage with great English so I can tell her how I liked it. Not too bad though -- got L3 with her for 150. The other girls I've seen there are younger and speak English but thicker. Best of luck.

Read reviews I seen Sandra since Margo was busy for the day which I read reviews both same basically although pampering and a pleaser at. 1 plus door fee she was a let down face wise got 2 pops BBBJCIM and cfs no fuss she does give a great massage but she looks Asian and not the best I'm into face and body was none like pics, 320 I would've went to Judy she gives the star treatment 160 total and a hell of a massage and a pleaser in my opinion please leave or inbox what clm have the hottest faces I dated strippers and exotic women before also like plastic and bbls please let me know who of what line up I should try next Latina preferred I like options and BBBJ is a must thanks in advance.