Massage Parlor Reports

Damn. Shiny had a pretty good track record. Certainly not perfect, but pretty good. Now two months in a row subpar performers. Thanks for TOFTT.

[QUOTE=DrCumReturns;6588241]After having seen reviews here I finally took the plunge at Shiny. I had a tentative appointment with one of those asian apartment services, but opted for what I thought was a safer bet. Make the appointment. Show up for my appointment time and they were running behind. Told me to wait 10 minutes. I almost bailed then, and I wish I would have. Finally she gets to the door. Totally average skinny asian woman about mid-40's, maybe 50's, sort of looked like she had acne on her cheeks. She is friendly enough and gets me to the room and takes my 80 for the 45 min. Has me wait almost another 10 minutes getting the TS set up. The table shower was totally meh, not much teasing and the basin smelled mildewy. Get to the massage room and massage is totally average, and again almost no teasing. On the flip I tell her I want everything and she asks for 140. I hand it over. Takes off her dress and then the rules start flying. No kissing, no FIV, no DATY, and required CBJ. She said I was pre-cumming too much and had a hard no on BBBJ. She acted totally disgusted by the CBJ. I was barely hard and tried for doggy, the condom broke ask I was trying to get it in. I tried to use a finger to help warm her up for the cfs and she freaked out. I just let her slide it in and the finished as quick as I could. Total waste of time and money. I cannot imagine trying again.

While I am personally giving shiny a Dr Cum's Seal of Disapproval, as there are plenty of good reviews of this location I will just say YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sammed99;6588497]Damn. Shiny had a pretty good track record. Certainly not perfect, but pretty good. Now two months in a row subpar performers. Thanks for TOFTT.[/QUOTE]The current Shiny crop is very disappointing. I am waiting for the next set of replacements before going back!!

Ausable Out!

[QUOTE=Jd2011;6581203]Based on Wiggles original report, I texted Amy this morning to set up an appointment for this evening. She was fairly responsive, but her replies were barely a few words. Anyhow, we set an appointment. I texted on the way, appointment was confirmed. I got there on time, had a bit of confusion on we're exactly to go, so I texted and called. No response. Then I figured it out, only to see probably one of you mongers pull in behind the house before me. I then got a text from her that she needed another half hour as she was with a pregnant woman who just went into labor. Extra point for originality. I texted back that I couldn't wait and I had driven a long way. She said she was sorry. I then told her I just watched another client pull in. Then crickets from her. I get that these girls get ghosted from us, but I kept communicating enroute, etc. Real cute. I would not take the chance again. YMMV..[/QUOTE]When you got on the table did you drape yourself or go open air?

[QUOTE=Rubbur;6595758]When you got on the table did you drape yourself or go open air?[/QUOTE]I popped my clothes off while she was in the room.

Can't you read bro?

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Can't you read bro? Take a look at the site rules, it's pretty fucking clear where we say, "don't be a dick"

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Been trying to reach out to the Glencoe Apartments ladies but have not been able to connect. Phone seems out of service. Anyone have an alternative contact or similarly satisfactory provider?

[QUOTE=Wiggles0923;6596469]I popped my clothes off while she was in the room.[/QUOTE]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.

[QUOTE=Jblaren;6604867]Been trying to reach out to the Glencoe Apartments ladies but have not been able to connect. Phone seems out of service. Anyone have an alternative contact or similarly satisfactory provider?[/QUOTE]Look on STG. Looks like there is a new phone number.

[QUOTE=DragonSnake;6605233]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.[/QUOTE]For the old timers here, all this talk about Amy has me wishing Asian Amy was still around. The Craigslist days just felt easier.

[QUOTE=DragonSnake;6605233]I also took off clothes with her watching. I was kinda shocked wnen she opened door, not the woman in the ad, but she said she wad Amy just had put on weight due to health issues. Good massage and even bettet BJ.[/QUOTE]I had a similar experience. Nice enough lady. I do think it is her just older and heavier. My issues were that there was a guy watching out for when I pulled into the trailer park, which you have to go through to get to the back of the house she operates out of. I saw him enter the rear of the house when I rounded the corner to pull up to the house. He didn't look threatening at all which allowed me to justify not bailing. I never saw him again and I didn't bring it up with her. Another issue was that she made me wait in the car, while she "finished showering" and once on the table there was all sorts of fidgeting around and wandering about the house and mumbling to herself. She even made a call to her Doctor before any real work started. As reported she does a decent massage. The BBBJ was weak, though she offered an additional pop but by this time I had was into the whole excursion for 2+ hours, and the whole thing was not all that exciting.

She claims you can schedule through her with her Friends and she talks a big game about them. I'm not going to repeat. I question whether the friends are at all worth a try.

Heading over to Ann Arbor for the day on Wednesday.

Which is your favorite massage location to try out? Glencoe Apt? Shiny? Stadium Drive? Bamboo??

Thanks.

Stoped by Shiny today and met the new girl Amilia, who just arrived this morning. Nothing special to see here! She's an average looking middle aged woman and super tiny, no body at all. Massage was nonexistent. FS was $1. 5 and she spent the entire time complaining about my size. Surprisingly, her grip was lacking, which, based on her size I thought I'd be in for a tight treat. Will not repeat a visit with her!

[QUOTE=BzerkleyRich;6606105]Heading over to Ann Arbor for the day on Wednesday.

Which is your favorite massage location to try out? Glencoe Apt? Shiny? Stadium Drive? Bamboo??

Thanks.[/QUOTE]In my opinion the best AMP bets are Glencoe, Shiny, AnnarborCindy.

Current talent at shiny has been lower than the top reviews.

Cindy would be the most consistent as she is a sole proprietor. The massage is not pro level but the FS is pretty damn good. BBBJ, DATY, MSOG on menu if you're polite about it. No kissing. It can be hard to set up with her. You can DM her here or look for her ad on erotic monkey.

Glencoe YMMV wildly. Lisa was great back in August IMO. Not sure if she's still there. This place seems to have only girl at a time.

Maybe someone with experience from Sept on Glencoe can tell us what the current state of affairs is.

I went to the Shiny Spa today that I have a blast. I don't see Amiela at here. But I see Jenny there. She took a good care of me. She gives me a good massage. I don't know what the other guy talking about how she don't like the place. But I truly recommend this place to anybody. You will like it.

[QUOTE=DTownMick;6606623]Stoped by Shiny today and met the new girl Amilia, who just arrived this morning. Nothing special to see here! She's an average looking middle aged woman and super tiny, no body at all. Massage was nonexistent. FS was $1. 5 and she spent the entire time complaining about my size. Surprisingly, her grip was lacking, which, based on her size I thought I'd be in for a tight treat. Will not repeat a visit with her![/QUOTE]I don't know what you talking about. I went there today Jenny was there. She took a good care of me. She is good looking girl. She is very tight. I have a good time there. It is worth every penny. I truly recommend this place for anyone.