Strip clubs are legalized scams
Things are cheap now. Young escorts starving. You can get young 20 somethings for a couple of $.00 and negotiate what you want on the menu. Write your own script. With the clubs you are at their whim. Might as well admit it you might just be looking for some BDSM and don't know it yet when you get involved with those trained serial thieves.
Losing that much money for nothing is masochistic in my book and you look damn funny to anyone if you admit you were paying for it.