Massage Parlor Reports

Not a report, not quite a rant, just my opinion.

Guys, we need to stop paying for HJs. There are far too many women (and papa-sans) who think they can get away with charging big bucks for just handling some meat. If we get to the end of the massage and they offer the extra, and we tell 'them "No, thanks, I can do that myself. But I can't blow myself. " And if they decline, tell 'them to finish the massage and then leave with no or minimal tip.

They are there to make money. If they don't get any without providing BJ or FS then they'll either start providing or get out of the business. Either way, better for the market (and we're talking about a simple matter of market forces here)

The reason we don't have more FS places out there is because we (as a mob) have decided to settle for less. The entire reason d'etre of this website is to help us leverage those market forces in our favor by steering business to the better providers and helping us avoid the bad ones. So, let's start helping ourselves and demand at least BJ or FS as a condition of doing business. Then, we can beef about how few providers do greek, instead <G

It's all about money, and we're holding the money. If you're willing to pay for less. You'll get it.

Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys!

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys![/QUOTE]Long time lurker, first time poster.

I have enjoyed the experience in the Chinatown area. It's AWESOME. One hell of a great massage. Extra was not very high at all and like I said having 4 experienced hands go at your body at the same time is incredible.

[QUOTE=Hugh Handsoman]I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.[/QUOTE]I couldn't care less if this place stays open or not, as I will never go there. However, the place has been around for several years, so I doubt it's going to be shut down anytime soon. Besides, they apparently DON'T give extras, which is why people here have complained about it.

As for laws against MPs being near schools, I find that hard to believe. I'm sure there are laws against "adult" establishments (like strip clubs), but not businesses like this. In fact, there are a couple of other places offering massage therapy on the next block. I believe they're legit; I tried going to one of them and was asked so many questions, I decided to just leave.

BTW, WTF is with the boldface type? Are you flagging the post for Uncle Leo?

I had a 4 hand at KM Spa before it changed hands(no pun intended). It was 4 hand in the TS and in the massage room. They were both topless and it was a great experience. I also had a Full Service 4 hand back in the day when Rhondas on Elston and ashland was around. Anyone remeber Suzie from there please chime in.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys![/QUOTE]

Went looking for 2nd opinion on Clark Street AMP around Beldn, nice TS but no action. OK massage, $$ to start but got discount for 3rd visit.

No action but ok massage+ ok TS. Looking for great TS near downtown not in burbs

Went late on Thurs night for R&T. Asia, euro, chocalate massages available which was unique.

Nice clean place that had proper clinical look, ok massage but definitely very hurried. Had NEA who wanted to talk about families, etc. which was not very motivating. Paper thin walls so I could hear girl in lobby chatting away about her unpaid parking tickets.

Got down to business without fanfare or negotiation but when hour clicked passed, she stopped at full mast and said "We're done," and left. .75 to start, .2 at end due to pending issues.

Place at 4703 ip. Tried to find Lisu's but had bad address, got one? Seeking euro

I have to agree with you F Blaster. Even though it shows that I am a newbie actually I'm not I just changed to conceal my identity. However my point is making the comment about that place on Lincoln Ave. Sometimes I ask myself do some mongers think before they post. So basically what Hugh Handsoman is saying is he wants a (so-called) legitimate place shut down that is near a school because they DO NOT anything illegal however he would like it to remain open if they did DO something illegal. Seems backwards to me. And because of hobbists like himself that is the reason I do not give out my good sources or post about my successes. Because loose mouths close the doors on good, reliable providers. However I continue to read this source on a daily basis because it is better than the TABLOIDS. (Inquirer, Entertainment, ect) Well that is the only comment I wanted to make.

Also how about we try to close down all the legitimate taninng salons that offer legitimate tanning. LOL

[QUOTE=F Blaster]I couldn't care less if this place stays open or not, as I will never go there. However, the place has been around for several years, so I doubt it's going to be shut down anytime soon. Besides, they apparently DON'T give extras, which is why people here have complained about it.

As for laws against MPs being near schools, I find that hard to believe. I'm sure there are laws against "adult" establishments (like strip clubs), but not businesses like this. In fact, there are a couple of other places offering massage therapy on the next block. I believe they're legit; I tried going to one of them and was asked so many questions, I decided to just leave.

BTW, WTF is with the boldface type? Are you flagging the post for Uncle Leo?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PNA]Not a report, not quite a rant, just my opinion.

Guys, we need to stop paying for HJs. .[/QUOTE]I respectfully disagree.

There are men that are simply looking for a HJ and nothing more. If you are married, you can rationalize that a HJ is simply part of a full body massage that brings the relaxation to a satisfying completion, while BJ and FS rise to an entirely new level that would be much more difficult to explain to your wife.

If the massage is good, I tip. And for a handshake, I tip some more because the massage was even more satisfying. In my mind, I didn’t tip for sex. But I understand that there may be different points of view.

Went to Lisunia.

Got Ilenia (not Ivanna), cute girl but everythis was very mechanical.

I would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Hey guys I was just wondering about having a 2 girl, 4 handed massage has anyone had this and if so what is it like? I bet the extras gotta be high, but please fill me in whether it be in a post or a private message thank you guys![/QUOTE]I've only had a 4 hand once. But damn it fucked me up. I got it at Aroma when they first opened up this past winter, they were advertising it for $100 for 60min. I had always wanted it so I went.

I walked up to the door and who let's me in? Kiki from Rose. So her and the euro blond girl give me 60 minutes of lightly draped massage. No extras, but that visit was about the massage. The experience of having 2 girls rubbing your body all over at once is worth it IMHO.

There is no truth to this whatsoever. Rose, Seven Heavens, and one other are within 100 yards of a school.completely false.

[QUOTE=Hugh Handsoman][b] I don't think you will have to worry too much. If LE sees this message the place will be closed before the next name change. There's laws against mps being within a short distance from schools.[/b][/QUOTE]

Rationalize all you want. Any wife is going to take the view that if another woman touches your (her) goodies, you are a lyin cheatin Son-ova-biatch.

If she buys the HJ is all part of a massage line then try the "Greek is a perfectly valid form of birth control" angument she should go for it.

[QUOTE=John Coctoston]Dude.

Gross.

I have been to QQ before and if they haven't gotten new girls, then you saw a mid to late fifties woman and a mid thirties girl. You paid too much and neither one of them was attractive. Especially not the one who provided extras. \

Especially her.

Does anyone else know if QQ got new talent since last summer?[/QUOTE]I have been a longtime lurker and could not resist posting about this place. I have to agree with John on this one. Q&Q was my first introduction into the AMP world. When I first went I thought I was getting a bargin. The first girl I had was okay (especially considering the fact that it was dark) but the massage sucked and was rushed. Furthermore, it did not last the full 60 minutes but was only 30 minutes and they still wanted 60 bucks for an HR. The other times I went the massusse (sp? ) was old, the massages were rushed and they sucked so I stopped going. I would definitely not recommend this place.

Luckily I stumbled upon this board and was able to find a new place to go. I have been going to Alice in Chinatown for a while. I have gone about five times. I like this place. Its clean, the massages are great and the ladies have great attitudes. I have only had HR and I usually pay. 4 after paying $55 for the massage. My only complaint about the place is that every time I go, it appearsas if the talent gets older. The exception was the third time I went. That time there was this lady there who looked like an Asian Princess. I definitely had a good time. Great massage, attractive lady, happy ending. Unfortunately since that time, every time I go back it looks like her less than attractive co-workers are working there. I would like to go back to Alice one more time to get my free massage, but I am definitely ready to move on to another place maybe like Senina down the street. We shall see and I will keep you posted.

[QUOTE=Blaquetank]I have been a longtime lurker and could not resist posting about this place. I have to agree with John on this one. Q&Q was my first introduction into the AMP world. When I first went I thought I was getting a bargin. The first girl I had was okay (especially considering the fact that it was dark) but the massage sucked and was rushed. Furthermore, it did not last the full 60 minutes but was only 30 minutes and they still wanted 60 bucks for an HR. The other times I went the massusse (sp? ) was old, the massages were rushed and they sucked so I stopped going. I would definitely not recommend this place.

Luckily I stumbled upon this board and was able to find a new place to go. I have been going to Alice in Chinatown for a while. I have gone about five times. I like this place. Its clean, the massages are great and the ladies have great attitudes. I have only had HR and I usually pay. 4 after paying $55 for the massage. My only complaint about the place is that every time I go, it appearsas if the talent gets older. The exception was the third time I went. That time there was this lady there who looked like an Asian Princess. I definitely had a good time. Great massage, attractive lady, happy ending. Unfortunately since that time, every time I go back it looks like her less than attractive co-workers are working there. I would like to go back to Alice one more time to get my free massage, but I am definitely ready to move on to another place maybe like Senina down the street. We shall see and I will keep you posted.[/QUOTE]Just curious, is it possible to just get a name, (in lieu of a name, you forgot or forgot to ask.- call & give a description) & then make an appointment with this hot looking young one. The mama/papa son wants your business. I'd call & in blunt yet polite terms explain it as "I really like your parlor but I really prefer a young woman, " make an appointment & see if they deliver. If not, execute plan b. As a fellow monger so aptly & eloquently recently stated it, "Dude, we control the market". We just need a whole lot more sound thinking with the big head & stick to our convictions.

Turkey Man