EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5021587]I got an intel that Palatine LE is on Jane.

Stay away from 800 Northwest hwy place![/QUOTE]Yes, I'm sure you got "intel. " That's really a cowards way of handling rejection.

[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5021592]Yes, I'm sure you got "intel. " That's really a cowards way of handling rejection.[/QUOTE]

It has been long time LE has been aware.

J is only euro in Palatine.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5021604]It has been long time LE has been aware.

J is only euro in Palatine.[/QUOTE]You guys sure are making a big fuss over a girl named Jane!

[QUOTE=Dgordon630;5020655][URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/38364/[/URL]

Any intel on this one?[/QUOTE]I used to see her regularly but as full GFE FS. Must have been over a three year period. She got mad at me because I was short of cash one time when she wanted to see me. It's been a year or two since I've seen her. The photo is several years old I think. However, she did add a few pounds over the years I saw her. She went from "average" to curvy. Not bbw by any means. I always enjoyed myself with her but again, it's been a few years.

[QUOTE=Randolph;5022146]I used to see her regularly but as full GFE FS. Must have been over a three year period. She got mad at me because I was short of cash one time when she wanted to see me. It's been a year or two since I've seen her. The photo is several years old I think. However, she did add a few pounds over the years I saw her. She went from "average" to curvy. Not bbw by any means. I always enjoyed myself with her but again, it's been a few years.[/QUOTE]Wonder if she still does FS. She's pretty close to me and super cute from that pic.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5020193]Jane is her name now. Yes I am sure I got standard finish. Very light touch massage. On 4th floor of MB fin building off Northwest Highway. Solid white door at far end of hallway. Wears black yoga and dirty black t shirt. Short blonde in hair and blue eyes. Light sounding Russian voice and is also a nurse.[/QUOTE]Back when she was Anna, I had luck every time.

[QUOTE=HappyHound;5022459]Back when she was Anna, I had luck every time.[/QUOTE]I do not know why I got discriminated though I paid less ($55).

Anyway, let me stop this hobby for next 2-3 years.

Today, I went to Bamboo spa, but walked away again. (Second time walking away this month).

Mt was old, but maybe it was covid.

If someone with covid had service and mt did not wipe well, I will touch the virus on head rest for one hour.

I was in ridiculously bad luck before, so let me not increase the chance at least.

Be careful and good luck.

The virus has to get into your body through eyes, nose, or mouth to infect you. If you "touched the virus on the head rest for one hour" you would be fine.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5023338]I do not know why I got discriminated though I paid less ($55).

Anyway, let me stop this hobby for next 2-3 years.

Today, I went to Bamboo spa, but walked away again. (Second time walking away this month).

Mt was old, but maybe it was covid.

If someone with covid had service and mt did not wipe well, I will touch the virus on head rest for one hour.

I was in ridiculously bad luck before, so let me not increase the chance at least.

Be careful and good luck.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Datsurman;5023550]The virus has to get into your body through eyes, nose, or mouth to infect you. If you "touched the virus on the head rest for one hour" you would be fine.[/QUOTE]It will get into my nose.

Even with mask, I do not know.

It is not just getting close, but you touch it.

We can always take some time off and restart it.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5023338]I do not know why I got discriminated though I paid less ($55).

Anyway, let me stop this hobby for next 2-3 years.

Today, I went to Bamboo spa, but walked away again. (Second time walking away this month).

Mt was old, but maybe it was covid.

If someone with covid had service and mt did not wipe well, I will touch the virus on head rest for one hour.

I was in ridiculously bad luck before, so let me not increase the chance at least.

Be careful and good luck.[/QUOTE]I guess it's time we turned monger forums into discussions of COVID.

To my way of thinking, everyone is going to get exposed to it eventually. We are on month 7, there is no sign of it stopping. It just goes on and on. Everyone waiting for the vaccine which may get here tomorrow or next summer.

Your chances of dying from an infection go up dramatically with age. 3/4's of the dead have been in people over retirement age, and about half of the deaths over the age of 75.

You want to protect yourself, load up on vitamins, especially vitamin D. Old folks are way low on it, and studies are showing that the dead were low. You need D to keep a healthy immune system.

Vitamins are cheap. Death is expensive. Stay healthy.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;5024629]I guess it's time we turned monger forums into discussions of COVID.

To my way of thinking, everyone is going to get exposed to it eventually. We are on month 7, there is no sign of it stopping. It just goes on and on. Everyone waiting for the vaccine which may get here tomorrow or next summer.

Your chances of dying from an infection go up dramatically with age. 3/4's of the dead have been in people over retirement age, and about half of the deaths over the age of 75.

You want to protect yourself, load up on vitamins, especially vitamin D. Old folks are way low on it, and studies are showing that the dead were low. You need D to keep a healthy immune system.

Vitamins are cheap. Death is expensive. Stay healthy.[/QUOTE]Thank you, man.

I am thankful that nothing happened so far.

I have a lot of problems, so let me not make any more.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5019434]Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advice on Westmont! Thumbs up!

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5019434]Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.[/QUOTE]I was able to get over to Audra. Had session with Neli I think. Was a great massage with a L1 ending. Was fully covered during the session. Kind of awkward, but will visit again.

I've had success with L1 with an asian MT there. Didn't catch a name. I'd love a euro massage. Ant teasing from the euros.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5016512]I visited both Schaumburg and Chicago Harlem ave locations. I saw Krystyna in schaumburg. Polish MILF with nice breasts. Very light touch and no finish. I was able to DIY. I did some googling and ran into information that will keep me away from seeing her. But for legit massage from pretty Polish gal, she is recommended.

I also saw another Euro at the harlem location. I booked back to back hour appts with her. She is legit. She allowed DIY but definitely was not encouraging it.

So men, be careful at these places. If DIY is discouraged, then don't.

Overall 224 is a good value. Cheap rates, pretty therapists and legit massage.[/QUOTE]

Clear your box. You reached out to me to ask for tips on a specific subject. I spent 20 min typing and press send and you exceeded number of pms etc.

Gents. Stop saving pms, clear your boxes.