Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JustinSal;5614718]Lately the places I've been going to have only given a 15 minute backrub and a flip. Looking for somehere in the LA area that would offer an hour oil massage and then finish with a HE. Would appreciate any recs guys.[/QUOTE]I just had a 60 min massage with Angela at Goldfinger.

It was 27 minute massage with teasing at the end. Then 25 minutes of full on dickwork. There was no rushing. I did not get to suck on her perfect b tits. I almost walked out into the street I was so fucken lightheaded.

Oh, and to the guy in the leather jacket who pretended he was crossing the street to go to Petco and then ducked in. Come on man. You do not fool anyone.

Has anyone been to Ord Spa or Panda Massage in Chinatown?

I just want to say that I think Angela at Gold finger stuck her finger up my ass too far the other day.

I am not being anti any demographic group here, but I am warning you fellas. Especially leather jacket pretend like he is going to petco fucko that you better take some magnesium to loosen your shfinkter. As noted above, Angela's handjobs are great, but man, rectum, it nearly killed him.

Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5616939]Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.[/QUOTE]Mary at Chens will let you take her ass.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5616939]Anyone been to a MP that allows them to greek the provider? Other than Mary. Please don't mention mary haha.[/QUOTE]Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.

[QUOTE=BoostedSub;5617154]Who's Mary brotha hook me up with the info on her please.[/QUOTE]Mary is at chen's in LA on SM blvd. Check it out. But she ehhh. Up to you. Nothing to brag about. She will bb CIA. I would suggest bring your own umbrella. She doesn't have umbrellas.

Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;5600039]Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.[/QUOTE]Seen it a few times, looks dingy AF but never been in. They have a ton of reviews on RM, but I've never been in and their phone number is disconnected.

Idk, I just get a granny shack vibe.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;5615643]I just had a 60 min massage with Angela at Goldfinger.

It was 27 minute massage with teasing at the end. Then 25 minutes of full on dickwork. There was no rushing. I did not get to suck on her perfect b tits. I almost walked out into the street I was so fucken lightheaded.

Oh, and to the guy in the leather jacket who pretended he was crossing the street to go to Petco and then ducked in. Come on man. You do not fool anyone.[/QUOTE]Not the best experience at the finger for me. Called ahead and asked for Angela and they said she was available now. Rolled up 5 minutes later and Vanessa checked me in. Vanessa came in a few minutes later and said Angela is busy and won't be done for another 40 minutes. Asked if I wanted to try her out instead. Didn't want to wait that long so I said fuck it. Not the best, not the worst. But annoyed of the swap.

[QUOTE=Crimsonquiggs;5619891]Anyone know what happened to crazy Lily from Yao Qi in Culver City? I know it's been shutdown for a while, but drove past the other day and was just wondering if she landed on her feet since the pandemic. Was always such a staple to my LA mongering scene.[/QUOTE]Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.

[QUOTE=FlandersFan1;5621607]

Did you mean Emily? I have no idea what happened to her either, but she was amazing. Please let us know if anyone finds out where she went.[/QUOTE]Nah, I meant Lily. She was the owner. Wacky lady who seemed to never take a day off. Not entirely sure who Emily is.

Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361[/URL]

Saw a listing for Sacred Zen Suites and I'm intrigued, but not sure if I want to go to the Westside to TOFTT.

[URL]https://www.sacredzensuites.com/[/URL]

Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.

[QUOTE=Stickens;5623232]Somehow my big brain beat the little one. I went to check out a place in weho. It's a small apartment that's set up as a sex toy shop with a massage table in the back. I called the number and she said they don't open until 2 but one of the girls was there early, and I can go in and see if I was interested. She was. Fine. Dark skinned latina, mid 40's with huge cans, not much ass, in a tight dress. She wanted $70 for what I'm assuming would have been a mediocre massage with extras, but I wasn't really into it so I told her I would be back with cash. Booker on the phone said she would send me pics of the other girls who will be there later. To be continued.[/QUOTE]Wow. Impressive. I need this. Last night I was a victim of the old switch-a-roo and ended up with a girl I would've not picked up. Felt bad, and stuck around. Wish I didn't. Good job man.

[QUOTE=KnotHead61;5623282]Wow. Impressive. I need this. Last night I was a victim of the old switch-a-roo and ended up with a girl I would've not picked up. Felt bad, and stuck around. Wish I didn't. Good job man.[/QUOTE]Don't feel bad. It's happened to me on plenty of occasions where the girl isn't that hot and I fucked her anyways.

One thing I have noticed is the less attractive woman tend to recognise that they are less attractive than their co workers and will tend to make up for it service and attitude wise.

But yeah for me no matter how amazing the service is I have never repeated with a girl I thought was just average or below average looking.

[QUOTE=Stickens;5623011]Saw a listing for Sacred Zen Suites and I'm intrigued, but not sure if I want to go to the Westside to TOFTT.

[URL]https://www.sacredzensuites.com/[/URL][/QUOTE]This place is very troubling. The place is run by a woman at the front with the brains of my dog. She is fat and the girls there are all obese.

This was from a few months ago, and they shut down. Now they reopened and have obviously fake ads.

Stay away.

So I'm looking for a petite provider. The skinniest, tiniest the better. Nationality doesn't matter. FS. DATK. BJ. Doesn't have to be bb. I'm just want to have a tiny provider. Thank you.

Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.

Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5621993]Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yakdadn;5625101]Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.

Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.[/QUOTE]Damn. Nd I was looking for something new to replace eco.

[QUOTE=Grinch312;5615794]Has anyone been to Ord Spa or Panda Massage in Chinatown?[/QUOTE]No but there is a dinky little place on spring 133 or 127 or so but its a bit of a granny shack. I've caught a few 7's over the years. But its only ever been just HJ with tiddies out. It's a place that will serve a purpose. Let me know about Ord or Panda though!

Man,

There used to be tons of hot sub 30 Asian MPs scattered around Echo Park / Silverlake and one by one they just fucking packed up their tents and rolled on. The only thing left over here (that I know of) are AMP's staffed with retired fish mongers and mamasan's that TOFTT when the regular "girls" are busy. Disgruntled HJ's with no touching. I need some help over here guys. I need some new shops on the east side.

[QUOTE=StubbornMule;5578112]Does anyone know which spa in Burbank has the 25 year old hottie? I did some Googling, but didn't turn up any Thai spa's on San Fernando Rd which are on the 2nd floor.[/QUOTE]Same. I'm only finding chaba which ain't on no 2nd level.

[QUOTE=LabRacer;5564582]Any recs for just a good massage and HJ in Ktown. Don't want to make the mistake of going to FS place only to do HJ. Lose-lose for everyone. Hard to search for locations here. TIA![/QUOTE]I have had terrible luck in KTown. I've been to a dozen or so places back when backpage was a thing and got no HE at any of them. I gave up on KT but I know there's gems in there just don't know where.

[QUOTE=RockNRoll72;5559340]Anyone know any good spots for thick latinas in DTLA?[/QUOTE]Any luck in DTLA? I am dying over here on the East side.

[QUOTE=Yakdadn;5625101]Yes, I posted in the Inglewood / South bay thread. Started out slow but they've upped their game. Don't go there looking for girls like in their ad and you won't be disappointed. CBJ, Daty, 69, FS. These older ladies 35+ have good skills. The younger gals I've tried have no game. I complained about it and they brought in some seasoned vets who know what they're doing, bring a condom unless you like the saran wrap. LOL.

Standard rates. Hour: . 5 / $. 2.[/QUOTE]Any BBBJ or BBFS to be had?

[QUOTE=AugustWest;5625962]Same. I'm only finding chaba which ain't on no 2nd level.[/QUOTE]I believe the spot is closed now. Name was Thai Therapy. Address was 151X and. SF Blvd. Suite 20X.

I tried Tina. Not young. Maybe 35-40. Probably older. She was not wearing mask when I first saw here but from there wore mask whole time. I encouraged her to take mask off but she declined. Seems white tshirt and black pants the standard outfit.

Tina was short and skinny. Not a very good massage. Took some directions. She brought phone in with 4 camara view. She did not answer the many texts but the phone kept beeping which hurt the mood. She did answer phone calls which killed mood.

She wanted $ to pull her pants down a little. Maybe more was available but I got the feeling it was going to be way more then I was willing to spend specially after her and the phone.

Maybe if she passed the phone duty to the 2nd kind of heavy girl. A third girl seemed to be spending time with regular.

Maybe I will try again. Definately not with Tina but does seem like the kind of place fun can be had with the right girl.

[QUOTE=LngTimeMongr;5621993]Any one been to ocean spa in rancho palos verde? Any recommendations?

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/237361[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AugustWest;5625947]Man,

There used to be tons of hot sub 30 Asian MPs scattered around Echo Park / Silverlake and one by one they just fucking packed up their tents and rolled on. The only thing left over here (that I know of) are AMP's staffed with retired fish mongers and mamasan's that TOFTT when the regular "girls" are busy. Disgruntled HJ's with no touching. I need some help over here guys. I need some new shops on the east side.[/QUOTE]Or you can move. TORRQNCE / Lomita has the everywhere. Like a fairy tale over here.

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;5600039]Hey anyone been over to Seasons on SMBLVD? WLA next to good Sushi place? The front is a mess. Any specific talent you like? Its been while for me.[/QUOTE]Curious about this place as well. Getting granny shack vibes but never been in.

I will write a flowery report later, but if you are going to gold finger today, bring one of those DNA detecting lights. I was in the second room on the north side of the aisle, I think, definitely the north side.

Kiki worked me and I blasted so hard we could not find where the rope ended. I am pretty sure it hit the floor and the wall.

[QUOTE=PussyDestroyr;5628233]Or you can move. TORRQNCE / Lomita has the everywhere. Like a fairy tale over here.[/QUOTE]I pretty much agree, except that you would still need to do some homework to find the few ladies that are under 30. I've seen a few at Zen in Lomita and one or two at Dream Spa in Carson, but it's been pretty rare other than that. I will say that there are many more just above 30 and that there are many more the might be able to fool someone in dim light.

Anyone knows a good gloryhole place?

Anyone been to this sacred site in MDR since it reopened? The talent is better than before but before it was god awful.

[QUOTE=LAguy28;5629304]Anyone been to this sacred site in MDR since it reopened? The talent is better than before but before it was god awful.[/QUOTE]It seems to be the same management and the fat gal at the front desk.

Hey Mongers one of my ATFs is out of town right now. She texted me to say LA is getting hit by POPO. The undercover kind. Anyone hear this?

[QUOTE=BigBadNut;5630899]Hey Mongers one of my ATFs is out of town right now. She texted me to say LA is getting hit by POPO. The undercover kind. Anyone hear this?[/QUOTE]What house does your ATF work out of? WLA / MW / KTOWN?

So just curious. Would anyonr bb mary from chens? I've thought about it. But not too sure.

Has anyone gone here yet?

[URL]https://losangeles.rubratings.com/206992[/URL]

[QUOTE=Omfgitzjin;5631083]What house does your ATF work out of? WLA / MW / KTOWN?[/QUOTE]Office WLA.