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[QUOTE=Xinyl;2461982]Who was the provider with good reviews that didn't allow you to feel it? Among your good advice, the best would be info on this certain provider.[/QUOTE]The provider was Alexis. I know that some hobbyists like her and she did nothing wrong actually, just she was not my type. My point is, if she doesn't turn you on, you don't have to stay and pay.

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[QUOTE=Chubbing;2462331]Yeah, it is all good. I think the answer that some one posted about tossing a few dollars across the room is a good one. Remember you might be 100% in the right but it would be easier to explain losing $50 then cops and courts involved.[/QUOTE]One of the biggest dangers in pursuing this hobby is having things go bad, and then having to explain it all to the wife at home. Good luck. You won't just be arrested and / or beaten up and perhaps your car will be stolen. No, if you can't explain it all to your wife as something totally innocent on your part, then you might also loose half of everything that you have!! Therefore, be careful, take the smart way out of these situations.

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Number no this chick is not the chick in the picture her alias is devin she has her bf drive her she is a major drug user so beware.

Call at your own risk I highly advise against it.[/QUOTE]I just wanted to say: There are so many fake ads on backpage that you could wallpaper your walls with them. One clear red flag is simply, if it is TGTBT (too good to be true), then it probably is. If the pics are of a caliber of a woman that you would give your left nut for, then don't bother calling. The real model who made those pics earns thousands, and the crackwhore who stole the pics also wants to steal your money as well. Beware of Too beautiful!

[QUOTE=JoeEnjoyer;2462829]The provider was Alexis. I know that some hobbyists like her and she did nothing wrong actually, just she was not my type. My point is, if she doesn't turn you on, you don't have to stay and pay.

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[QUOTE=JoeEnjoyer;2462829]The provider was Alexis. I know that some hobbyists like her and she did nothing wrong actually, just she was not my type. My point is, if she doesn't turn you on, you don't have to stay and pay.

[URL]http://daytona.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/come-visit-the-sexiest-sweetest-playmate-alexis-new-pics-very-recentsafe-location-xoxo/8097826[/URL][/QUOTE]Ya I saw her a few times a while back when she had her own apartment on beachside shortly after her pregnancy. She gave me head twice while she was recovering, and it was cheap. I only kept contact with her so I could hit it. I will say her ass is very nice, but her BJs were downright awful. Complained the whole time, rushed and didn't understand why I wanted to enjoy more than a 2 minute BJ. I finally did get FS, while it felt good it too was rushed. The landlords evicted her and I never called her again.

[QUOTE=Chubbing;2462331]Yeah, it is all good. I think the answer that some one posted about tossing a few dollars across the room is a good one. Remember you might be 100% in the right but it would be easier to explain losing $50 then cops and courts involved.[/QUOTE]Agreed. "Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ahh, your opinion man" I guess you're not a The Big Lebowski fan. LOL.

[QUOTE=Ocean101;2462882]I believe Green and wrote a bad review of Alexis. I am not sure she really likes white guys as she apparently has a black BF and a black Kid.[/QUOTE]Yes sir, I did! She was mad because my brilliant, unique and magnificent seed ruined her spray tan. She reminded me of an old Jewish lady on a beach in Miami. "Don't do this, don't do that, don't pull my hair etc. " Then after I wrote my somewhat negative review on her I checked one of my old burners and had hundreds of voice mails and text messages. She put an ad with that number on craigslist for a free tv just a few days before Christmas. It didn't bother me but it was sad to hear all of the messages of lower income people so excited to get a tv for Christmas. This was a statement to her sociopathic nature and lack of any sense of community. But I'm sure she's a great mom!

[QUOTE=GreenN386;2463056]Yes sir, I did! She was mad because my brilliant, unique and magnificent seed ruined her spray tan. She reminded me of an old Jewish lady on a beach in Miami. "Don't do this, don't do that, don't pull my hair etc. " Then after I wrote my somewhat negative review on her I checked one of my old burners and had hundreds of voice mails and text messages. She put an ad with that number on craigslist for a free tv just a few days before Christmas. It didn't bother me but it was sad to hear all of the messages of lower income people so excited to get a tv for Christmas. This was a statement to her sociopathic nature and lack of any sense of community. But I'm sure she's a great mom![/QUOTE]Wow, great to know I dodged the bullet on Alexis! I would hate to have her chasing me all over the parking lot yelling at me. Good to know I am not the only one who doesn't like her.

[QUOTE=GreenN386;2463043]Agreed. "Yeah, well, you know that's just like, ahh, your opinion man" I guess you're not a The Big Lebowski fan. LOL.[/QUOTE]Totally missed that reference. My memory not what it used to be.

[QUOTE=JoeEnjoyer;2462879]I just wanted to say: There are so many fake ads on backpage that you could wallpaper your walls with them. One clear red flag is simply, if it is TGTBT (too good to be true), then it probably is. If the pics are of a caliber of a woman that you would give your left nut for, then don't bother calling. The real model who made those pics earns thousands, and the crackwhore who stole the pics also wants to steal your money as well. Beware of Too beautiful![/QUOTE]A ussual red flag is when you call and it asks for your name to connect you.

Had this dream where for some reason I called this Jesse, and she was out of town for the week or so, so she told me about her friend Tabby. So I called her. I am sure others have had dreams with her as well. They do great duo's BTW in this dream. So not knowing what to expect, I ask for a cute hot outfit, with heels. Get to the door after great communication. (Girls listen to this part and learn from this lady. She actually told me to call because she knows how hard it is to text and drive. She answered the phone also). So as for communication she gets a score of 10 out of 10. Open the door and I was very very surprised at how hot and pretty Tabby was. In my dream I saw her in a pink top that she was literally busting out of. Couldn't take my eyes or hands off of this set of beauties. She is not a young tight titless spinner type, which I was frankly getting tired of. She looks to be in her late 30's though I am sure she is older. Hair perfect in two pony tails and that hot little outfit. Best of all in this dream she was doing an introductory offer for 60 half and 120 full, which to me as my taste goes was well worth it. I loved the fact that she was experienced with being with a man and knows how to treat one. I won't go into detail but the skill level of this lady was much better than most younger providers. I had a ball with those fun bags. Had to feel to see if they were man made or not. It took lots of inspection and looking and grabbing to do this so be prepared to go thru this procedure, It just takes time, but someone has to do it. Nice Kitty for sure. She loves to be played with and her reaction to my foreplay was so friggin hot and erotic. She was enjoying every minute of it. So here it goes. She got a 10, at least for communication. Looks: If you want a very hot MILF / cougar type, she gets 8. 5-9. Oral 9, I was in bliss, never met a 10) Kitty wacking 8. 5-9. Cleanliness 10 (just out of the shower for me). Location 9. Clock watching, forgot the clock she gets a 10 there for sure. Fun bags, for a MILF and man mades, I still got to give her a 9-9. 5. They are true fun bags and sweet nipples. She took instructions very well and asked me to instruct her. I guess it was just time for me to get away from the young spinner and try something new. And in my dream It really paid off. At the 60/120 it's as good as is out there for sure. I will repeat for sure. It was a very nice surprise and a well needed change to be with a very sexy and hot MILF type lady who handles herself in such a feminine, ladylike, mature way. Of course YMMV and I think it really applies here. My taste vs yours. Keep in mind my scores took into count the 60/120 bananas with no clock. And yes I will repeat. One night / first night dreams are not always a good test of any provider so keep that in mind. Of course like all my stories this never took place and was strictly for intertainment purposes only. By her permission only:3866797448. Feel free to PM me.

[QUOTE=Jonah1;2463739]Had this dream where for some reason I called this Jesse, and she was out of town for the week or so, so she told me about her friend Tabby. So I called her. I am sure others have had dreams with her as well. They do great duo's BTW in this dream. So not knowing what to expect, I ask for a cute hot outfit, with heels. Get to the door after great communication. (Girls listen to this part and learn from this lady. She actually told me to call because she knows how hard it is to text and drive. She answered the phone also). So as for communication she gets a score of 10 out of 10. Open the door and I was very very surprised at how hot and pretty Tabby was. In my dream I saw her in a pink top that she was literally busting out of. Couldn't take my eyes or hands off of this set of beauties. She is not a young tight titless spinner type, which I was frankly getting tired of. She looks to be in her late 30's though I am sure she is older. Hair perfect in two pony tails and that hot little outfit. Best of all in this dream she was doing an introductory offer for 60 half and 120 full, which to me as my taste goes was well worth it. I loved the fact that she was experienced with being with a man and knows how to treat one. I won't go into detail but the skill level of this lady was much better than most younger providers. I had a ball with those fun bags. Had to feel to see if they were man made or not. It took lots of inspection and looking and grabbing to do this so be prepared to go thru this procedure, It just takes time, but someone has to do it. Nice Kitty for sure. She loves to be played with and her reaction to my foreplay was so friggin hot and erotic. She was enjoying every minute of it. So here it goes. She got a 10, at least for communication. Looks: If you want a very hot MILF / cougar type, she gets 8. 5-9. Oral 9, I was in bliss, never met a 10) Kitty wacking 8. 5-9. Cleanliness 10 (just out of the shower for me). Location 9. Clock watching, forgot the clock she gets a 10 there for sure. Fun bags, for a MILF and man mades, I still got to give her a 9-9. 5. They are true fun bags and sweet nipples. She took instructions very well and asked me to instruct her. I guess it was just time for me to get away from the young spinner and try something new. And in my dream It really paid off. At the 60/120 it's as good as is out there for sure. I will repeat for sure. It was a very nice surprise and a well needed change to be with a very sexy and hot MILF type lady who handles herself in such a feminine, ladylike, mature way. Of course YMMV and I think it really applies here. My taste vs yours. Keep in mind my scores took into count the 60/120 bananas with no clock. And yes I will repeat. One night / first night dreams are not always a good test of any provider so keep that in mind. Of course like all my stories this never took place and was strictly for intertainment purposes only. By her permission only:3866797448. Feel free to PM me.[/QUOTE]Wow, Jonah1, Tabby sounds like a dream come true. I believe that I have also dreamt about her, but she called herself by another name at the time. She was the best GFE that I have ever had with backpage girls. Being with her was the same as being with your own girlfriend, but even better, because she is there only to please. You are totally right about her. I want to repeat and repeat and repeat.

By the way Jonah1, in your dreams, are you somehow related to Jesse or Tabby? Maybe you will become a boyfriend of one of them, since you like them so much! I would love to be your competition!

Warning! Be careful! This little devil of a kitty will rob you blind. She is also a SW, usually seen on the south loop. She has been known to get in the car, pepper spray you, kick you out and steal your car! She was recently picked up for that and spent some time in the uncle gray bar motel, until her pimp bailed her out. So beware! Not a good option.

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Well, I dreamt that my woody, woody, woody enjoyed this bunny. I don't like to go into too much sexual detail, as for me that is somewhat private, but to help out my fellow hobbyists, I must tell you that she is a must dream. For me, she felt soooo goood that I think I had a wet dream (need to change the sheets). Of course, YMMV, but she is the way I like it. My woody is now a rubber band.

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[QUOTE=JoeEnjoyer;2464022]Well, I dreamt that my woody, woody, woody enjoyed this bunny. I don't like to go into too much sexual detail, as for me that is somewhat private, but to help out my fellow hobbyists, I must tell you that she is a must dream. For me, she felt soooo goood that I think I had a wet dream (need to change the sheets). Of course, YMMV, but she is the way I like it. My woody is now a rubber band.

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T-Man.

Be quite Jhawk. hahaha ole man!