Ruby customer service may I help you?
Got a very enjoyable massage today at Ruby. Only one girl working. I hit the timing just right because over the course of an hour three people came in and had to be told to come back. One guy called on the phone and I could tell from listening in that there was a language problem. Sure enough my masseuse brings me the cordless phone to talk to him. So there I am lying there in my birthday suit giving a would-be customer directions to the place. Can't make this stuff up. (If it was one of you guys on the phone, nice to talk to you.).