Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Mike Bergman;1869543]Anyone go to the Penthouse Club a lot? I'm looking for a dancer I met when she was a ring girl one night for an MMA Fight. I have pic of her, but I don't know her stage name at the Penthouse club to see when she is working. PM me for a pic.[/QUOTE]Every update is the best Philly du Jour at cut rate prices. When you don't see some shill posting hallucinations about what they did in a cube like YS, OZ. 2001 Odyseey you know anything else not posted I can assure you Penthouse is a higher class juke joint slipping you mickey finns instead of raw meat like we likes to chomp on around her at prices on sale when girls previously dancing at Penthouse and the others above need to actually work for a living and hit the pavements which may explain why your tootsie pop is MIA.

[QUOTE=GirlsLuvMe; 1866971]Any info?

She has such a nice ass! Someone please tell me she's available for extra!

Pm if you don't want to post publicly.[/QUOTE]Oh yeah, very good at what she does.

Yesterday daytime Lady want to do BB anal. I am WTF no way. But I did do a 3some the first time ever in YS. Benny to both. Could have did them both BB if I wanted. Used the big head and used protection. One weird thing. I use same party hat as I took a few strokes and changed to the other Lady several times. End up double BBBJ to completion. With the Ladies swapping the load.

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[QUOTE=StuntCock;1871447]Yesterday daytime Lady want to do BB anal. I am WTF no way. But I did do a 3some the first time ever in YS. Benny to both. Could have did them both BB if I wanted. Used the big head and used protection. One weird thing. I use same party hat as I took a few strokes and changed to the other Lady several times. End up double BBBJ to completion. With the Ladies swapping the load.[/QUOTE]Mysteriously (though accidents never happen nor do I believe in coincidences) this forum's attracted a thread with a certain pattern forming to counter a previous poster contrary assertions.

So I lived in Tampa 20 years ago when the Playpen was this awesome shitty strip club with dancers who had see c sections and I took one home one night. So I'm in town with my friend driving thru that area, checking out all our old haunts like the lingerie shops (gone) adult theaters and Playpen. Find the place, and were like holy shit, it's still open, and packed in the middle of the day. Names changed though to Rainbow Club or whatever. That nit, looking for a strip club we almost go back there until lightning hits me. Hmmm, Rainbow. Packed. Look it up on the googles, yup, it's a gay club. I almost walked in there.

We decide to move on, and that night end up at Platinum on Dale Mabry. Meet a sexy 19 year old blonde named Riley, says she worked there a few days and was at Mons before, but was fired for some type of dependency issue. Nice. Tell her I want to see her, out of club, she gives me her email. Anyone know her? Have any skinny?

Next day, Sunday, I'm, bored, hit the XTC place and see some chick with big fake tits standing outside. Walk up, tits asks me about 420. I notice tits, with her tits actually hanging out of her shirt, has a very husky voice. Yeah, tits is a man baby. I'm out.

Goto FD, place is dead. One dude there, one dancer, cute Latina, dj and bartender girl. Girl talks to me, asks me if I want a private dance in the back. I ask how private is it and how comfortable can I get? We play the cop coy dance, no problem, I say 2 songs for $40, she agrees, we go back. She tells me the girls pay $5 per song and I go to a back booth, drop shorts she runs back there, I shake my dick around and she says gee a cop wouldn't do that would he? I grab and suck her tots, and she says the same thing. Then I ask her to blow me. She says ok. Lets go. I say I want to blow in her mouth, ok that's extra, ok. She is sucking real good. I blow in her mouth and she spits it out. Total, and this includes for the songs, $60.

I got her digits for next time and will go back unless from what I'm reading here I really need to goto YS.

Just occurred to me strip club reports do not follow this pattern that exists on Backpage Advertisers forum which does a much better job vetting its sources than has ever been seen here. In fact all I see is a mishmash of opinions and then even the ones that seem valid would be extremely costly if you followed what they are really reporting.

The pattern of reports on Ybor Strip club follow the meme: Well its cheap only $10 entry. Then you must frequent the place umpteen times before you get anywhere with a girl. This is blatantly false because what are the chances you got back precisely the same time she happens to be working never happens. For one reason she could be on her moon plus these girls rotate as they wish and get others to stand in. Next I've seen this at Mons the girl will give you her schedule and not only is she missing the the next time the whole complexion of the place has changed. It's totally wild.

So if you follow the suggestions here you really are spending quite a lot of money just to get to get some action like poke your dick in a whole twice I guess to say you did something the rest of us dream about. Simply doesn't ad up when you can get a better looking ex dancer for .40 these days.

Lastly when a new item is hot she gets vetted by the open source nature of this forum but I detect something else is at work here that even by the consistent report-which is the only facts we have-reports this strip club forum adds up to people's fantasies that never get confirmed but instead the reports come back we got shafted and let down and made a fool of.

There is no point on doing that on the other boards as assertions are being challenged regularly simply by the fact it is cheap to do so. And we have posters there who have iron clad integrity and never steered anyone wrong in fact he is busting his ass to bring great content to this place.

A strip club is a strip club is a strip club and nothing more. Ergo the only point in puffing up value that can't possibly exist viv-a-vis hiring an escort is pure hallucination on the posters part since not one of these have ever been confirmed and worst it is commercial interest exploiting the unwary who rely on the truth.

[QUOTE=AidsIsOverated; 1872093]Just occurred to me strip club reports do not follow this pattern that exists on Backpage Advertisers forum which does a much better job vetting its sources than has ever been seen here. In fact all I see is a mishmash of opinions and then even the ones that seem valid would be extremely costly if you followed what they are really reporting.

The pattern of reports on Ybor Strip club follow the meme: Well its cheap only $10 entry. Then you must frequent the place umpteen times before you get anywhere with a girl. This is blatantly false because what are the chances you got back precisely the same time she happens to be working never happens. For one reason she could be on her moon plus these girls rotate as they wish and get others to stand in. Next I've seen this at Mons the girl will give you her schedule and not only is she missing the the next time the whole complexion of the place has changed. It's totally wild.

So if you follow the suggestions here you really are spending quite a lot of money just to get to get some action like poke your dick in a whole twice I guess to say you did something the rest of us dream about. Simply doesn't ad up when you can get a better looking ex dancer for. 40 these days.

Lastly when a new item is hot she gets vetted by the open source nature of this forum but I detect something else is at work here that even by the consistent report-which is the only facts we have-reports this strip club forum adds up to people's fantasies that never get confirmed but instead the reports come back we got shafted and let down and made a fool of.

There is no point on doing that on the other boards as assertions are being challenged regularly simply by the fact it is cheap to do so. And we have posters there who have iron clad integrity and never steered anyone wrong in fact he is busting his ass to bring great content to this place.

A strip club is a strip club is a strip club and nothing more. Ergo the only point in puffing up value that can't possibly exist viv-a-vis hiring an escort is pure hallucination on the posters part since not one of these have ever been confirmed and worst it is commercial interest exploiting the unwary who rely on the truth.[/QUOTE]I am just reporting what happened. I go to YS once or so a week. Word does get out between the Ladies. They let each other know who is OK and who is not.

AIO your comments make little to no sense to me. You do sound intelligent but over analyze the hobby. Just have fun and don't over think it.

Yes I am a semi regular. I do pay more than street value. But it is my choice.

Went to YS last night. I saw this beautiful full figured latina girl, the curviest girl there by far, long dark hair, very attractive. Does anyone know her name or if she does extras?

[QUOTE=StuntCock; 1872181]I am just reporting what happened. I go to YS once or so a week. Word does get out between the Ladies. They let each other know who is OK and who is not.

AIO your comments make little to no sense to me. You do sound intelligent but over analyze the hobby. Just have fun and don't over think it.

Yes I am a semi regular. I do pay more than street value. But it is my choice.[/QUOTE]+1.

Thank you StuntCock. Exactly

I will be visiting Tampa for a week for the first time ever and am looking to experience the world famous strip clubs of Tampa. Will be checking out Mons, Ybor, Bare Assets in Holiday and Diamond Dolls for sure. I understand Mons is all about the eye candy. I really like eastern European ladies and was wondering which club has the most. Would rather go to a club full of hotties and action can be had with the ladies. Also any club known for having a ton of chicks with big boobs like the Rhino in Vegas? Appreciate any advise you are willing to share with me. Tampa here I come!

So I'll be spending the week up in Tampa and have been reading about all the good times at YS. Who would you recommend as far as dancers who give a great time, without breaking the bank, compared to ones to stay away from. It's a lot easier to try and get a compact list than sort thru the last 2 years of posts, many of which don't list names or specifics. PM me if you must.

Also, can't believe there are no forums for the adult theaters. I was reading about all kinds of fund and shenanigans that goes on at some of these places. I remember having fun there 20 years ago. Might have to hit some of them up to.

Depends on who is working and what type of girls you like.

-Cecila.

-Aidan

-Jane (no extras)

-Tall Black Dancer with big boobs (don't know her name but you can't miss her)

[QUOTE=DrPotato; 1873454]So I'll be spending the week up in Tampa and have been reading about all the good times at YS. Who would you recommend as far as dancers who give a great time, without breaking the bank, compared to ones to stay away from. It's a lot easier to try and get a compact list than sort thru the last 2 years of posts, many of which don't list names or specifics. PM me if you must.

Also, can't believe there are no forums for the adult theaters. I was reading about all kinds of fund and shenanigans that goes on at some of these places. I remember having fun there 20 years ago. Might have to hit some of them up to.[/QUOTE]

Was in Tampa on Friday for some business and was getting ready to head back to Jax.

Got in the car and was on my way and the deluge hit. Could barely see anything.

Happened to glance over and see "GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS" and Crazy Horse, so decided to get out of the way of the drivers who were going to be meeting others by accident and have a brew.

Quiet inside. One unknown girl talking to a guy. The bartender was Jen, cute spinner. And Mary Jane, who was pushing both shots and a dance.

I just wanted a beer and a chance to sit out of the rain, so let MJ know I wasn't interested at the moment.

Talked with Jen a few minutes and another guy who was there, apparently a regular.

There was work being done between the CH and the other side, which is apparently an after hours bottle club.

MJ tried again to get me to purchase something, but I was just there for the beer and being out of the rain.

So, nothing much to report. At least I can tell you daytime it seems like a quiet little place.

[QUOTE=PeachPapi; 1873664]Depends on who is working and what type of girls you like.

-Cecila.

-Aidan

-Jane (no extras)

-Tall Black Dancer with big boobs (don't know her name but you can't miss her) [/QUOTE]I like all kinds of girls (except beastly heffers) , but only ones with extras. Black, white, Latina, Asian, all good.