Why didn't someone tell me
Today must be ugly SW day. I was cruising this afternoon and could have had my pick of three fuglies. They did not even meet my low standards and you guys know how low my standards are.
The first one on Lincoln was old with lots of missing teeth. She could still have passed my test for a BJ in the car, but she was so sweaty in the sun and smoking a cigarette to boot so I kept driving.
Then I saw BSW Yolanda on 6th and Mitchell. I had the misfortune of picking her up last winter for a bad BBBJ, cum on my pants as opposed to cum in mouth. She smelled bad last winter, I sure as heck wasn't going to pick her up in the summer and have her gnaw on me again.
Finally on Greenfield there was a clean looking although chubby younger WSW standing at a corner. I made a turn to come around and a guy I've seen before in a gold vehicle (I don't want to describe it anymore than that) almost ran into me as he was turning around in the alley. When I got back to the corner she was gone. I turned around the corner in the other direction and when I got a few blocks away there she was again. Gold car dude apparently didn't want her. The activity was a little too heavy for me, so I decided to make about a 4 block loop. When I got back the young SW was standing by a car and an older, fat and dumpy lady was sitting on a stoop at the corner. I was trying to get the younger ones attention, but the older one started walking toward me, so I took off. The end.
I assume gold car dude is not a reader of this forum, but if you are you better think about being a little more cautious. I saw you a week or two ago and you are way too obvious.
In the house of the Rising Sun
God knows I'm no morning person, but that may change. Had to drop Mrs Stallis off at the airport at 4 30 this morning (yes, this mouse will be playing for the next 2 weeks), couple of hours until work, may as well hit the South loop. Goldmine. Just fucking goldmine. Off the freeway and West on G spotted a BSW at 18th, chubby, but cute face and nice rack. Got to browse before you buy, continued on, saw another BSW 20th and a WSW at 22 in a black dress. Loop a few blocks to take a 2nd look and there's a TGTBT spinner WSW on 24th. Long dark hair, capris, striped tank top, excellent figure. Eye contact on way past. I'm a bit paranoid so another loop and back past once more. Eye contact, smile and small discreet wave. Turn it around again and as soon as she saw my turn single onto 24th she started waling South.
Made the corner and into the alley, she was at my door in seconds, climbed right in and off we went. She introduced as Randi, clean clothes and clean look. She waited for a few turns and popped her B cup (maybe C) with nice big nipples out of her tank top and asked me to touch it. Asked what I wanted and I told her a quick BJ. She was cool even when I said it was close to payday and I didn't have much for her, only. 20 She laughed and said she was fine with that, she was afraid I was going to say .10. She said earlier some guy had offered her .06. Not .6, .06. Found a quiet dark block, parked in the middle of string of cars and before I could get my pants unzipped she was leaning over, tank top pulled up so I could play with those nice boobs, condom in hand. For .20 and not knowing her I wasn't going to push the BBBJ. Cover in place and she was down on it, just the way I like it, deep and fast, up and down faster than a piston in a NASCAR race at Talledega. Never slowed down, never stopped until I filled that wrapper.
She says she's been working that corner for 2 years but I've never seen her before. Asked for digits but claims she got robbed on 24 and Orchid 2 days ago. Says she'll have new one today or tomorrow, but that really did me no good, Asked her about FS and she said .60, but when I didn't answer she said "but we can talk about that when the time comes", so I imagine .40 or .50 plus the promise of a nice tip if she does well will do it. Face is at least a 6, body is a 7, maybe an 8, and personality, energy and attitude is an 8, maybe even a 9. I'll have a new regular as long as I can keep finding her. Enjoyed her more than even Chella or Mindy. Dropped her where I found her.
Might as well make a loop on the way out, just to see what's out. Chubby BSW and WSW in dress still out; over to L heading West from 6th and 2 WSW on 12th. One was very tall and chunky, older and looked pretty worn. The other was younger and looked pretty damn nice. Would have scooped if Randi hadn't just drained me dry. Another WSW around 15th, looked to be late 20's, a little stocky, not bad, walking West and one in a black dress, long blonde hair, again maybe mid 20's, walking East. Couldn't get my mind of the one on 12th so looped back to see if could get a name and maybe some digits.
Noticeable increase in LE at 5 30 AM, one dropped in behind me at 16th. I turned into the Speedway to get some gas and try and catch the eye of the WSW who was just on the next corner West. LE must have seen her to though because he hung the right by Speedway, went through the alley and came back to the corner. When I pulled out he was just camped at the stop sign, with the WSW turned with her back to him, studiously ignoring him. Time to get out of Dodge. Back West on L, past the short stocky one and the one in the black dress again.
So, as slow as it's been, at 5AM I had my choice of 2 BSW's and 6 WSW's only one of which I dismissed flat. I have a feeling I'll be seeing a lot more sunrises!
Need a hearing aid perhaps
After reading Like Head's report and others I'm guessing she said her name was Brandi and I misunderstood her. Now I know what everyone's been raving about. A little slack if you'd be so kind. It was 5AM and I was running on 3 1/2 hours of sleep.