2000-2004 Archived Reports

I hadn't planned on doing any hobbying in DC, but one night after attending a corporate function this week, I realized I very much needed to bust a nut. I perused the yellow pages and came across the familiar name of Mirage Spa.

I was met at the door -- Wednesday night, incidentally -- by a probably mid-30s Korean woman who had the hint of an Ellen Barkin smile and cheekbones. Called herself Nana. Couldn't speak English for squat, but I kinda like that. Sixty bucks for table shower -- great one followed by dry sauna -- and massage.

The massage itself was pretty blah blah, no pressure at all. She asked me to give her a massage, which I enjoyed doing. I kind of missed listening to classic rock with a girly and rolling around on a mattress. She was a slender girl but not much muscle tone in that body. Fake breasts, and I was surprised how hard they were.

After I started playing with her clit, she got up, put a rubber on me and assumed the cowgirl position. I turned her over to missionary after just a little bit and shot my wad fairly quickly. Call my cock Seabiscuit.

The whole time she'd never mentioned money, so I put my clothes on and didn't say anything, and pretty soon she's asking for a tip. I gave her $60, and she asked for $100. I genuinely only had $80 in my wallet, so she got that. Maybe I was too nice.

I'm surprised I got service at all, because here in my new home of NYC, people are always assuming by my looks that I'm a cop.

Now the next night, I was getting my ear talked off by a fellow conventioneer, a young country kid of 23, and pretty soon he's asking me to ask our Salvadoran waiter where the hookers are. So for shits and grins, I "accidentally" lead him to Mirage.

We went on train and foot and saw a few streetwalkers along the way. Some dude also yelled at me and reached into his jacket -- thought I might get shot or something -- but he was just trying to sell us dope. I politely declined.

So I ring the Mirage bell, and there's Nana again, and she asks if it's my first time, and I say, yeah, sure, then motion at my big goofy friend. Nana's friend, who looks more Filipina than Korean, quoted us straight up at $160, but I was still feeling stupid for doling out $140 the night before.

After a little haggling, I tell the other girl to take care of my friend and to just let me wait for him. So I smoked and read a People magazine in a side room, and Nana brought me a Pepsi and pouted because I didn't want to give her more money. But she was cute like that. She kept asking when I'd return.

My friend was out of there within 30 minutes. It was his first time mongering. If I ever revisit Mirage, I think I'll go with his girl, because she reportedly has natural breasts and a shaved runway. The second night, I also noticed Nana's teeth were kind of jacked up with strange colors.

My friend thought this trip was the best thing since sliced bread. "Dude," he said, "I made her cum twice."

You sure she wasn't faking it, I asked?

"Oh, no, I could tell. She was getting off!"

Loop Vet,

Thanks for your reply about Essence. I just went back a found your old report on her. I had seen the report back when you posted it but for some reason I didn't realize that it was the same Essence that I knew. I had completely forgotten about your report.

What really pissed me off about her is that she did what she did even though there was somewhat of a history between us. I had not dated her before but I knew her and she knew me before that night because one of her girlfriends had introduced us. I even let her sleep in my car one night. She was really tired so I let her tag along with me and her girlfriend so she could sleep while we were in the no-tell. It would have been bad enough if she had done what she did to some Joe Blow that she had never seen before, but I feel that it is even worse to do it to someone you know.

I have seen her on the loop since that night. When she saw me it seemed like she wanted me to stop, but I kept going because I was still pissed at her. I don't give many second chances when someone has done me wrong, but who knows.

Laxman,

Always a difficult question to answer. On the one hand in the repressive atmosphere of LE in the DC area, maybe not too good and idea. On the other hand, this is an information sharing board, so share. Now if this was something other than an AMP with a phone number or other semi private contact, I'd hold back.

Best advice, is let your conscious be your guide. Ask yourself what would Trashman or LoveLOS do. I think they'd post to get things moving again.

I cruised Rhode Island mid day just because I couldn't bear to hear any more of you girly men bitching about the lack of board traffic, and took one for the team.

Picked up a BSW named "Gigi" in front of the Korean fish restaurant/store. She was wearing fuzzy tight stretch pants, fuck-me heels, a flease jacket, a pair of those sunglasses that are reflective only on the top, and she has a 1 inch bulbous scar on her chin and on one of her cheeks. Extra rushed, fake moans, shitty technique, only a CBJ, flabby and stretched belly which was hidden by the jacket. Looked good from the road.

B*tched about only getting $40 for a CBJ. She started giving me shit that I didn't have wood after about 45 seconds of her lame-ass head. When I got pissed about her performance she got defensive and immediately escalated it without provocation to saying she'd cut me if I smacked her. Apparently others have been more demonstrative in their displeasure with her. B*tch has some issues.

Verdict: Don't even bother gents.

Says she dates cops, didn't appear to be a crack head, but who the fuck knows, or for that matter, cares.

Robux

Oh, by the way, I almost forgot. Fuck you Loop! :)

I might even have to color outside the lines.

Trying to be good,

GS

It's just a matter of when and where to meet, and where to go after that. What with the holidays, I'm thinking next Friday or Saturday 10th/11th. Any game?

Here is a summary of SW activity over the past month:

The Loop:

There hasn't been much activity. Mostly BSW's and usually different faces each time. Nothing special in terms of looks. When they are out, it is in small numbers and they are not there for long. LE seems to be keeping the activity contained.

NY Avenue:

Limited activity between the Budget Motor Inn and the Travelodge between 10PM and 5AM. BSW's, WSW's, and HSW's. Some new faces. Nothing special in terms of looks. Again, they are not out long due to regular LE patrols. Activity picks up after 5AM.

Earlier this week, I spent some time with a hot little BSW named Diamond that I found walking near the Hess station around 2PM. .8 was the negotiated rate for an hour back at my place and two pops. We started with an average CBJ and then moved to cowgirl until we both needed a breather. When she layed on her back I noticed she had a sweet looking pussy so I asked if she liked for it to be licked. She said yes so DATY ensued briefly, followed by mish. DATY made her so wet that I popped within a couple of minutes. With plenty of time left, extended DATY ensued and it continued until I brought her to orgasm. She had the biggest smile on her face afterwards and then she laughed. She told me that she couldn't stop smiling and that she couldn't remember the last time she had an orgasm. We finished off the session with her straddling my face for more DATY and then more cowgirl until my second pop.

Found another cute BSW named Innocence earlier this week at about 4AM. She seemed like a newbie and only wanted to car date so I passed, but I plan to try to hook up with her soon.

RI Avenue:

Extremely quiet, but they are out and constantly on the move because of LE. Most activity is between the closed down Rhode Island Inn and the 7-11, but there is some activity to the north and south of that stretch. Some new faces but mostly the regulars.

I spent some time with a couple of nice BSW's that I found out there a couple of weeks ago. One named Teresa and the other named Samera (sp). .8 was the negotiated rate for an hour back at my place, but it would have been less for a car or no-tell date. Teresa was cute with a hot little body and Samera had an average face with a hot little body. Teresa gave an average CBJ and then hopped on for cowgirl which was also average. Samera gave a good CBJ, licking my balls without me asking her too and taking her time. We went at it in multiple positions. Cowgirl, mish, doggie, and then cowgirl again. She was moaning and talking dirty throughout. She also let me suck her tits and took it in the ass.

11th & P NW

I've seen a WSW with blonde hair dressed in plain clothes sitting at the bus stop a couple of times between 1 and 4AM. She said her name was Anna, she looked to be in her mid to late 20s, and I would say she was a 6.5 in terms of looks. I wanted to spend some time with her but she didn't want to go back to my place and I wasn't in the mood to go to a nasty no-tell. I was also reluctant because she was fidgety, possibly from withdrawals but I couldn't be sure.

Loop Vet, that wasn't Nicki but I think I know who it *might* have been. It sounds like this girl who used to work the NY Ave motels and the track named Sapphire. She was thin, from New York, and had long straight hair. Skin was real light coffee colored. Lighter than Beyonce. The most noticeable thing about her are these tiny pinhead bumps on her cheeks, under her eyes. I've never seen anything like it, so that's who it sounds most like.

As for THE Nicki? She's darker complexion, and has a few extra pounds on her. Definitely not thin. I think she also has short hair as well. Real pretty eyes. Common name for a SW, along with yer standard issue common ho names like Lisa, Diamond, Precious, etc.

Robux,

By any chance does this girl Gigi have really light skin? Narwhal also reported on a girl named Gigi (post #2629). Sounds like it may be the same girl.

I stopped posting because Robux made fun of me for picking up the Tranny's and for wearing scooby doo underlings...(he peeked last time we had a round table) WHICH I only wear cause chicks dig em.....& because Loopy has been getting more ass lately then anyone I know. Course he still can't spell ***** when he's talking about Robux and his rubber ducky !

Hey they are posting in b'more but its about something very sinister called Muffin Gate which I think is something to do with Bill Gates and Windows.

Next friday sounds great to me. I get back in about 2100 hrs from my travels !!

MB,

Is that a mouse in your pocket or are you just happy to be with us again? :)

Loop and I didn't make fun of you because you [u]actually[/u] picked up a tranny, we only made fun of you because you innocently cruised the tranny trax and completed your mission without realizing where you were or what you may have dated. If you still have any doubt, it's that doubt that will keep you up at night. I hope you only bought a BJ! :) Somebody had to drink the Koolaid, and I'm glad it was you and not me. :)

Well, I do have rubber ducky, pj's with feet and a drop bottom, and I sleep with a big stuffed animal I hug all night, and I too only have all these things because chicks dig them. They do dig them, right?

Robux

I'm really proud of everyone for getting back into the swing of things, so to speak. I'd love to join you guys, but I use my hall passes and good excuses to see my good friend. Plus, I'm sure I couldn't hang with you guys anyway, as I have Mormon tendancies (no drink, no smoke, dream about polygamy).

I also think some of us are holding back, as well. Lax has info he's not sharing and others must have as well. With the AMPs potentially under scrutiny, that may be best.

I wish we could know how many local folks are members to get some idea of the lurker to poster ratio. Maybe we can send some PMs to the past posters to get dialogue going again, although we are off to a good start. (Who's going to PM Otto?)

With my current situation, I'm thinking about starting some philosophical discussions, which is nowhere near as interesting as activity reports.

Keep it up guys!

Gentleman Slim,

I have no idea of the true lurker to poster ratio, especially for the local area. However one can do some imaginary number crunching and see the lurkers FAR out weigh the posters.

At the bottom of the Main Index to the Forum, there are some always interesting numbers. The number of threads, the number of posts (currently 306,423), and the number of members (currently 106,826). That puts the average post at just under 3 per member (I didn't do the full math).

But when you consider that you have 116, Robux has 346, Motorback has 221 and I have 321, someone is definately not posting. At a rate of probably 100 to 1 or so. Any math major out there care to fill this in.

My two cents on a block party. DC is probably more convinient to all the members who might attend, though there is less action there than in Baltimore. Baltimore adds an additional hour or so to my drive of 3 hours.

A block party needs to be a weekend night, preferably a Saturday as I have full time Friday night engagements. I think LoveLOS or someone set one up last year for a Wed and the participation was very poor.

Announce there will be a party, just don't say when or where and ask for PMs from senior members or high post regular members. Then make your decision and PM those who've indicated a desire to attend with the date, time and location.

Going to the slowness of regular member posts showing up. We all know that Jackson reads each regular member post prior to it showing up. Look at the above numbers. Think how bad things could be if every registered member started posting. AHHHHH. On top of that, I was reading about the Thanksgiving bash in BA. Jackson is biting the bullet and getting married (check out the photos of the lovely future Mrs. Jackson there). So I am pretty sure his social life has slowed some of his work down too. Maybe his bride will help co-moderate the forum.

Anyway, should anyone in DC setup a Block Party, PM me with the info as I would like to attend. And Slim, don't worry about the don't drink, don't smoke,etc. I don't drink alot myself, especially when I have to drive. I am a never did puff a cigarette person, so I don't see those as problems.

Now this polygamy thing, that implies marriage and that could be a problem. ;) I mean putting up with one woman in the house is bad enough, but more than one, now there is a glutton for punishment.

Yup, Sweet, sounds like you know the girl I picked up.

Belial,

Coulda been her. Lighter skin, but her facial lumpy scars were the most prominant and were much lighter than her complexion. This Gigi had a flabby stretch-marked belly.

Robux