EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

I visited both Schaumburg and Chicago Harlem ave locations. I saw Krystyna in schaumburg. Polish MILF with nice breasts. Very light touch and no finish. I was able to DIY. I did some googling and ran into information that will keep me away from seeing her. But for legit massage from pretty Polish gal, she is recommended.

I also saw another Euro at the harlem location. I booked back to back hour appts with her. She is legit. She allowed DIY but definitely was not encouraging it.

So men, be careful at these places. If DIY is discouraged, then don't.

Overall 224 is a good value. Cheap rates, pretty therapists and legit massage.

I used to visit her 3 times in 2018 ($50 an hour at that time).

Single lady in condo.

Legit massage with a degree.

In third time, she gave me water and we talked over an hour.

She was about to invite me for dinner, but I have to leave for some reasons.

After that, we had a bit of dispute over texting and I never went back.

Later, my Polish friend said he saw her ad to look for a boyfriend.

Fine massage. Huge breasts.

A lot of hint: Very small towel you cannot cover. Open till 10:00 PM. No bra with nipple showing.

My intuition: She won't violate massage code, but may do some extra hour activity for her own pleasure.

I used to pay $50 and tipped her $20.

Mention "my friend used to..." and see if you get the same deal.

Would you be willing to send her contact info via pm?

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5016572]I used to visit her 3 times in 2018 ($50 an hour at that time).

Single lady in condo.

Legit massage with a degree.

In third time, she gave me water and we talked over an hour.

She was about to invite me for dinner, but I have to leave for some reasons.

After that, we had a bit of dispute over texting and I never went back.

Later, my Polish friend said he saw her ad to look for a boyfriend.

Fine massage. Huge breasts.

A lot of hint: Very small towel you cannot cover. Open till 10:00 PM. No bra with nipple showing.

My intuition: She won't violate massage code, but may do some extra hour activity for her own pleasure.

I used to pay $50 and tipped her $20.

Mention "my friend used to..." and see if you get the same deal.[/QUOTE]

Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.

I know a lot of the euro girls buy these cars with salvage titles. Those cars are usually half the price and no factory warranty. So you maybe wrong about being jealous and not wanting to see her because you think she's rich. Plus she has to see dicks all day.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WildRider80;5017549]Would you be willing to send her contact info via pm?[/QUOTE]Google Grace massage Palo Hills.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,
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I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]Thank you for report.

But for some reason, I feel you try to imply some mt will do extra after reasoning.

In my opinion, It might be a little more helpful if you just write down what happened.

Maybe I value experience a bit more than assumption.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5018566]Thank you for report.

But for some reason, I feel you try to imply some mt will do extra after reasoning.

In my opinion, It might be a little more helpful if you just write down what happened.

Maybe I value experience a bit more than assumption.[/QUOTE]Chicago Cat. I been doing this over 25 years +. I've posted under a diff handle. I'm protecting myself online and not being direct.

I've received PMs from hobbyists who have succeeded on my info.

I have been away for awhile now that the kid is walking around and the wife is back at work I have officially un-retired. I have leads and some new talent that I will be sharing soon. BTW Search through Mantra for new Euro talent.

Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5018029]Gents,

I been bombarded with PM requests. If you send me a PM be sure that you clear your inbox or ensure its set up to allow for responses. I tried to respond on many and can't because of your side of business.

Also. Recently I visited a euro in the suburbs and saw her car. Wow, a very expensive 70k car! Must be nice to live the life of a massage therapist. I don't think Ill see her anymore simply out of jealousy! Ha, with that car you and assume the service type provided.[/QUOTE]White Mercedes.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5015054]Gents one Euro whose shut me out is Jane. She has a nice set up not far from the AH race track in an office building. Great parking. I like her rubs because it was soft touch and she dirty talked. She is about 5'5 blonde hair pretty eyes. Thin build. Wears yoga and a black t shirt. She has two rooms and her office is located at end of the hallway so there is privacy. Many of you will know her from the Olga days in wheeling before it got shut down. She is also friends with Olga from Northbrook. She provides a standard end. I don't care for her personality as she is a moody gal. This Euro cares about the cash. But I do recommend for a light touch teasing time. PM me if you need details.[/QUOTE]It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.

[QUOTE=TheWimp;5019434]Audra Spa. Located on ogden ave. Dana / neli. Please just call the spa ad ask your rate questions etc. Please visit and post your experience. I had another monger Pm me he had success. I asked him to post and he didn't.

I've been answering the same questions over and over, here is the info via post. Its easier but also will cause monger interference booking appts if you all are contacting them.

Czech moving to Lombard. Sarah. Athletic build, tall, thin. Ok looking. I can't post the cell phone so if you want that just ask for cell via pm. Lombard area close to the gorilla statue on north ave.

Latin Touch S. - older latina. Google the spa and you will see pics and info. Please contact the spa for appt and rates.

Czech. Type - berwyn massage. In google and you will see. Massage by. - I am not putting a recommendation in for her because YMMV and requires effort.

Good Luck Gents.[/QUOTE]Avoid Sarah!

This below average looking smoker does not do massage.

Weak massage and disappear in the middle of session after putting some massage machine on your back.

Exactly same thing happened to my friend.

Waste of $75.

[QUOTE=Dan871;5019450]White Mercedes.[/QUOTE]Even better. A German car with slogan - "there is no substitute. " Bought from a major dealership.

[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5019972]It exactly sounds like old Ana's location.

Sure you got L1?

Ana was 35 years old Russian and probably the most youngest and prttest euro I had for life.

She charged only $55 for hr and pretty good massage.

Only problem? Super legit.[/QUOTE]Jane is her name now. Yes I am sure I got standard finish. Very light touch massage. On 4th floor of MB fin building off Northwest Highway. Solid white door at far end of hallway. Wears black yoga and dirty black t shirt. Short blonde in hair and blue eyes. Light sounding Russian voice and is also a nurse.