Escort Reports

[QUOTE=AutgMark;5901732]So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.[/QUOTE]I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?

I've made contact with Haylee from Tryst and considering setting up a session. I don't see a lot of recent reviews and curious if anyone has had a good / safe experience with her lately?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=JustinCider904;5903758]I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?[/QUOTE]Re BBFS, rates, and poor mic skills I was talking about avoid the dirty blond UTR / Tryst Lauren. I will not repeat even for 55 coins.

That is top 10 funniest report ever on here and there have been some good ones.

Glad you got serviced despite the smell and the visual. That in itself would have deflated me. Chicks on toilets-I never have gotten why they think we want to see that or they just don't care?

Was she on Mustang? That was the street that one of the Tryst Lauren's gave me. I think both of them, for the quality of pics and the low price of service are BS.

Thanks for saving me and know that I am still laughing. Made my day!

Suit.

[QUOTE=JustinCider904;5903758]I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=AutgMark;5901732]So recently had a dream, and ohhhh boy, it as a doozy. So I get to this hotel, I'm the only car in the parking lot with some sketch hanging about. Wait a bit and finally get called up to the room. I am about to lear but my floppy-to-hard brain thing got the best of my thinking brain. I slink up to the second floor room, the door is open, I am instructed via text to enter. I'm a bit nervous, excited, horny, and full of suspense. As soon as I enter I am greeted with an enthusiastic "Hi" form the bathroom. She's pooping. Like not a small-time "going to scatter a few deer pellets here and there", I'm talking big-city pooping. IT was basically a freighter ship being propelled out of a lady sphincter at high high force. And the smell. Boy. My brother once hit deer on 295 a few years ago and the remains of the deer got stuck in the grill of the car and the heat of the summer made one of the most fowl smelling experiences I have had on this side of the Mississippi. This poop was worse. However, I was still horny so I stayed. Lauren is not the lady in her pictures anymore. What I found was an impish young female-human, with a gut and a face that looked like a cross between the smurfs and some 1840's woodcut depiction of baba yaga the witch. She's bubbly on top of that. I hate bubbly. But the BBJ was OK. She hopped on and I blew in the bag.

2 seconds after finishing, she's back to pooping.[/QUOTE]Thanks for taking one for the team. Saved me some serious misery right there!

[QUOTE=StewieGriffin;5903631]She has been around for years. Comes and goes. Her prices are pretty high and she expects tips. And she will blow your phone up. I saw her years ago and.

Had no complaints but her prices were lower back then. Not sure what her service is like these days.[/QUOTE]I appreciate the info. Thanks again bud!

[QUOTE=CoolKid99;5903023]I've seen her a couple times in the past she gives a pretty good BJ. She just doesn't have much availability since she works now but would recommend if you're into car dates.[/QUOTE]Thanks, car date is actually preferred as I'm just looking for a little lunch break excitement. I did reach out to her last night about her pics / vids just to test the comms. Responded pretty quick. I might set something up with her next week. If I do I'll be sure to update.

[QUOTE=Jp127;5900215]Yes she was quite popular a few years ago.[/QUOTE]Ah yes, poor girl.

[QUOTE=ClitEastwoodJx;5675147]Stay away from Jazmyn / Desi and Ronnie if you value your life!

First off, I've known Jazmyn / Desi for about a year and a half and have fucked the shit out of her so many times. I felt really safe and comfortable with her, which is the first time I've ever let my guard down like this with any ****. I knew she was "engaged" to that Bradley Lotto fuck boy loser scum, but he was in jail for a long time so he was never around. I even fucked his sister Jessica one morning, and then had Jazmyn suck and fuck me just a few hours later. She knows now! She was one of my go to girls!

After reading that bad report recently, I didn't want to believe it. I couldn't find her after she was banned from STG, and I started missing fucking that young firm body of hers. Through another monger, I got Jazmyn's latest number and called her. I asked about that incident and of course, she said it was a lie and that her man has a job now and is always gone when she sees her regulars. She assured me that if I saw her, it would be completely safe, as it's always been. I ignored her for a few days, and then she contacted me yesterday almost begging to see me. My dumb ass believed her, and that was my biggest mistake ever!

She told me that she was still out at the airport. Comms were great the entire way and she immediately gave me her room number when I arrived. I parked on the other side of the motel and walked around to her room. She answered and gave me a hug, and I was super excited to see her again. I even brought her some chocolates. [/QUOTE]Damn man! I hate to hear this. Like you, I've know her for a while now and have always felt like she got a bad wrap on here. I don't doubt any of what you said but I'm going to have to reach out to them. I'll be cautious about it but I have to do it.

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Anyone seen this girl.

[QUOTE=JustinCider904;5903758]I have to know which Lauren as there are two posting on tryst in Jax right now. Is it the redhead or the dirty blonde in these photos?[/QUOTE]It was the dirty blond leprechaun who instead of supplying lucky charms gives you a visual stool sample and a mediocre ride. Good luck out there, and may your weekend be pleasant smelling!

[QUOTE=JaxDog12;5903781]I've made contact with Haylee from Tryst and considering setting up a session. I don't see a lot of recent reviews and curious if anyone has had a good / safe experience with her lately?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]No worries here. Set up an appointment with confidence.

God damn. You are a better man than I am Gunga Din.

[QUOTE=JboJonas;5902971]This line perfectly describes me everytime I have a dream with these girls. Add in the occasional "scared for my life" as well depending on location and time of day, but with the ', horny' part, I do it anyway.

Although I will say I've walked away from more girls than I've stayed with. The older I get, the less I plow through. Ain't nobody got time for that, certainly not me anymore.

I couldn't have stayed while she was taking a shit man, that's too much. Hilarious story though, thanks for sharing!

I once visited a woman that I thought was a MILF from the couple of deceptive no-face pics she displayed. She was living in an RV. She had posted an ad on craigslist at the time. I get there, and she is this impish troll looking lady, worse than gilf material. Sweet attitude tho, with one boob big, one boob small, a weirdly mishapen ass and belly and only one tooth in the front of her mouth.

She was eating from a bucket of KFC when I arrived. Shit you not, she was picking up a piece, pulling off the skin and only eating the skin, laying that piece aside with no skin and picking up the next.

When I told her hey let's do this, she just leaned over from the RV table with a piece of chicken in her hand and starts unzipping my pants, in between bites of chicken. She's like "sorry I'm hungry" munch munch, and with her greasy fingers. I'm like nah. But, I was horny somehow still.

Anyway, that day I stayed against my better judgement. I could barely even get a hard on at first. I let her suck junior from small to hard in between bites of greasy chicken skin. I think the grease was her lube, because once junior was at attention and greased up, time for the main event. She cleared the dinner table and folded it out into a bed. She licks her fingers, rubs her lips and greases her self up on her back.

I couldn't do it. Junior started shrinking. She said, hold on, let me flip over. Doggy style. I closed one eye, squinting, stuck it in and went to town. Remembering the old adage "goose goose, ginny ginny, ugly pussy is as good as any" so I did it, shook the whole RV too. I want to say it was 30 tokens for the KFCBBBJ plus covered FS (this like 10 years ago).

Today, I would just walk away. I probably wouldn't even visit a grandma in an RV if it were me today. As I would have Lauren shitting. But, I get I, sometimes junior says yes anyway LOL.[/QUOTE]

Had a dream in the car with Lo in the Arlington area.

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Easy text set up, asked the usual questions and met up at her place, parked in the yard. In my dream, we jumped in the back seat and for 80 roses there was a nice BBJCIM. She has a decent technique, she's clean, and her pics are fairly accurate. Will repeat if the need arises.

Hi fellas,

I'm new to the game so a little patience will be appreciate. I saw this one on STG and was wondering if anyone has any intel on her. I really appreciate any info. It says her name is Melanie, Fiery Redhead. I tried to upload the link but is not working. Thanks and safe hunting.